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In Russia pussy eats you ! Remember that time I was talking in my sleep and I was saying "sit on my face" and my lady at the time thought I was awake so she did and I woke up and felt like I was being smothered ? You know , because I was being smothered . I shouldn't joke , 6400 people die from sexual related smothering every year - and these statistics are from BEFORE choking became trendy . Seriously people choking is like Pokémon Go was a year ago - it's all anyone does and I don't get it . I've always been jealous of women because when they have an unsatisfying sexual experience or fail to get laid or what have you they can say "I shaved for me legs for THIS ?" which is fantastic . I think I've finally found the male equivalent though "I decollapsed my opera hat for THIS ?" You could also say Gibus but no one calls a silk opera hat a Gibus anymore so you risk sounding pedantic and/or hipstery . I've always wondered what a Scarlet Pimpernel is , turns out it's a kind of flower and not as I suspected a portmanteau of and kernel . Colonel at your service sir . I read the Scarlet Pimpernel when I was a lad and I LOVED it . I just re-read it and it was "okay" at best . It's almost like books that were great to me 30 years ago don't stand up so well to me now . Is it possible that in some small way I've changed in 3 decades ? Anyway apparently the Scarlet Pimpernel was the inception of the whole superhero genre not in that he had any sort of super powers (although being alive in 1700s France and not having syphilis was kind of a super power) but because of the vigilante with a secret identity aspect . I've always know that Batman was more or less a direct rip off of Zorro but what I didn't know is that Zorro was more or less a direct rip off of the Scarlet Pimpernel . SP came around in 1905 Zorro was in 1919 Batman was in 1939 Following that progression sometime in the 1950 we should have had a new and improved rip off of Batman but all we got was The Phantom Stranger - which sent the whole thing spinning the other direction because what did we get in the 80's ?Atari Force . Clearly something has done wrong . What I am suggesting is that we start over with a Scarlet Pimpernel reboot starring Scarlet Johansson . Revelation 14-20 says 'They were trampled in the winepress outside the city, and blood flowed out of the press, rising as high as the horses' bridles for a distance of 1,600 stadia.' I don't remember reading about that AT ALL . Sounds like bad news . I mean what the hell is going on ? I know the book of Revelations is mostly about bad shit going down Antichrist style but that's a lot of blood . The 14th/20th King's Hussars was a cavalry regiment of the British Army . It was created by the amalgamation of the 14th King's Hussars and the 20th Hussars in 1922 A new lady started in our office this week and people were freaking out because she's a former Miss Greater Des Moines Area . Which I found to be highly amusing . I am vaguely aware that Miss America and Miss Universe (which should be called Miss Earth rightfully , I have yet to see any contestants from any other part of the universe) exist but what I had never considered is that there's a process . You don't just BECOME Miss Iowa . First you have to win all kinds of local beauty pageants . You gotta be the Pork Princess and the Queen of the Iowa State Fair and a bunch of other bullshit . And I know that I of all people should not cast stones but I looking at some of these events it's pretty sad stuff . Five women standing around a Hojo conference room in bedazzled long gowns waiting for a gross old man to put a plastic crown on their head ? But it has to start somewhere right ? What exactly is the point of beauty pageants in this day and age anyway ? I feel like the internet and social media and whatnot does a pretty dang good job of denying the full humanity of women and placing them as the subject of objectification while simultaneously reinforcing the idea that a woman's only purpose is to look attractive . Remember that time I got into it with the panel of judges for the 1973 Miss Amsterdam pageant at a woman's conference in Bismarck ? THAT was a bru-ha-ha I tell you what . I remember after they kicked us our my buddy Donny tried to make the argument that beauty pageants are what people want so that makes them okay which is the worst argument I have ever heard because people want a lot of AWFUL things - if people didn't want something why would it even be a problem ? Remember in 1997 when contestants in Miss America were allowed to wear bikinis ? That's where it are started people . That was the line that should not have been crossed . And look at us now , what are we ? So sexually debased and jaded that we have to shove vibrators up our b-holes just to start the day . I mean at least wait until after you've had your coffee , we're trying to have a society here . Wicked burn of the week - In my last post I said 'They try progressively esoteric actions in wild, out-of-the-way places, looking for interesting features and figuring out how things work' referring to my behavior in gaming but my old pal Champagne Titties hilariously took that out of context and said "That wasn't my experience with you at all" referring to SEX of all things ! What a scallywag she is . And finally , people are now exposed to more information than ever before , provided both by technology and by increasing access to every level of education . These societal gains , however , have also helped fuel a surge in narcissistic and misguided intellectual egalitarianism that has crippled informed debates on any number of issues . Today , everyone knows everything : with only a quick trip through WebMD or Wikipedia , average citizens believe themselves to be on an equal intellectual footing with doctors and diplomats . All voices , even the most ridiculous , demand to be taken with equal seriousness , and any claim to the contrary is dismissed as undemocratic elitism . This rejection of experts has occurred for many reasons , including the openness of the internet , the emergence of a customer satisfaction model in higher education , and the transformation of the news industry into a 24-hour entertainment machine . Paradoxically , the increasingly democratic dissemination of information, rather than producing an educated public , has instead created an army of ill-informed and angry citizens who denounce intellectual achievement . 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What the hell ? My blog description changed to "Welcome to my blog" what kind of bullshit is that ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I like those last two paragraphs. To think there are people out there who think defunding or reducing the support for public schools in favor of private and especially religious schools is a step in the right direction is very disturbing. It doesn't speak well for the future of this country. Vive La Difference
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There's always been super heroes, but until the last couple centuries, they were called Gods. Miss America contestants aren't allowed to wear bikini's anymore? . You've got to be joking, right? . What the hell am I supposed to judge her on? . Shoes? Anything you read on the internet has to be a fact. . Especially now that we have *alternative* facts. . How could it be wrong?
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if you are going to go all intellectual on my ass, I need more than six paragraphs of rubber chickens. tbs, with the democratization of information, I have not noticed any major gains in the true depth of understanding the issues or in anyyone proferring real solutions to the problems facing our nation other than a limited few. opinions? jabs? emojis? yes. i once won a table setting contest......i wonder where in the scheme of life that places me. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Dude - WHOA. Speaking of intellectualism, I wonder how may people started reading your post, saw it was more than 5 sentences and bailed. Tough world out there that does reward depth of knowledge and intellectual curiosity. Recently started reading Nicomachean Ethics by Aristotle (totally true) to see what the Greek philosophers originally thought of society, intellectualism and governance. While a tough read (8-10 line long sentences!), it is interesting to view the governmental model and the discussion of how societies should and do fit together. Sorry - went further down the rabbit hole . . .
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I loved the TV movie with Anthony Andrews and Jane Seymour - he was so fantastically foppish when he was being his cover identity of the shallow aristocrat. And yeah, when I took it upon myself to read the book a few years after that, it didn't measure up.
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