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A good measure of friendship is how much you can insult each other without offense
A good measure of friendship is how much you can insult each other without offense No Amazon I will NOT rate my recent transaction - what's in it for me ? If you want to profit off MY feedback you need to cut me in on the action . I don't just give away my thoughts . Speaking of everyone who reads this blog is way delinquent on their bill - I may have to sell your debt to a shylock if you don't come up some something before year end . Sorry , but business is business . My success rate at convincing myself that BBQ pulled chicken is anywhere near as good as BBQ pulled pork continues to hover around 0% . Which is especially strange when you consider that my ability to convince myself that my hand is Zoe Saldana's asshole is almost flawless . Truly life is a mystery . I'm sick of these libs telling me I can't say "Happy Honda Days" because I might offend someone who celebrates Toyotathon . What am I supposed to do ? Wish everyone a "Happy Winter Car Sale" like a jackass ? My eyes have become really sunken lately - it's not a good look . I'm always amused that despite knowing and accepting that I'm ugly as hell I still manage to be vain . Is Cliffhanger the best John Lithgow movie ? No , because Ricochet is . Do you know why the devil is depicted as carrying a pitchfork ? No you don't , because no one does . But the most accepted theory is this . The first known instance of the devil being shown with a pitchfork is from a carving on Muiredach's High Cross at the Irish monastery of Monasterboice from the 10th century . The idea is that folk at the time associated rich people with goodness and purity whereas the poor folk were clearly gross dirty sinners . And poor people and pitchforks go together like apple pie and ice cream - and there you have it . The Devil is the worst sinner going ergo he needs to have a pitchfork like a poor person . I know I shouldn't criticize art from over a thousand years ago - obviously they had their own issues to deal with - but those people look like freaky fetus monsters . Perhaps they SHOULD be herded into hell by the Devil or devils . Every time they have one of the Austin Power movies on the TV I am reminded that while decent at the time those movies don't hold up AT ALL . The point is I'm tired of hearing about who the next Bond should be - I want to talk about who the next Austin Powers should be . Clearly it needs to be another Canadian so I'm thinking Will Arnett Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Cliffhanger would have been better than Ricochet if Qualen hadn't killed Kristel Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Sooo clearly the show Hee Haw was satanic. Also, Petticoat Junction.
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