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My man turned to me and said "Why are you here?"
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My man turned to me and said "Why are you here?" I said, I'm charming, I'm dashing, I'm rental-car bashing I'm phony-paper passing at Nix Check Cashing The other day a palomine was questioning why she still comes to places like TSdates.com given the continually shoddy treatment she receives . Obviously it must be to Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Some Hot Now right ? But it is an interesting question . Obviously I have no idea what a woman's experience is on TSdates.com or places like it but I don't hear a lot of "success" stories . What I do hear is a lot of "I'm tired of this place and every in it" . For that matter I don't even really know what it's like to be a dude on this site because I've never really made that much of an effort to Hookup, Find Sex or Meet Some Hot Now . In the brief windows where I was GOLD I'd log in every few days and poke around at a few profiles maybe send a message or but basiy I was just ing to watch member videos (and to have a longer blog title - day Factory Reject Dildos will return , this I swear , by the moon and the stars and the sky) which you know if you're into amateur porn isn't a bad deal . Assuming you're a moron like me who actually s for porn . Which you are not . So why do people come here ? Why not ? You got to do something while you're waiting to die . I mean it's not like you're going to go volunteer at the soup kitchen right ? I mean why do I put so much mental energy into this dumb blog ? Rampaging narcissism ? Sure . Delusion of grandeur ? Absolutely . But most importantly it gives me something to think about instead of real issues . Today some people were reaming in each other's faces about Israel and Palestine and I got to ignore that and think "Huh , I've heard multiple comedians joke about the oring in tennis , I should blog about that ."  Most people have no idea where the tennis oring format comes from , but some people think that it comes from using a clock to keep ore which is WRONG because the oring system was around before clocks became common . It was referenced as far back as 1435 people ! The accepted reason for the wacky oring is because tennis evolved from a similar French game where you just slapped the ball with your hand (if you know what I mean) and in said game there was 45 feet on each side and when you were on the serve when you ored a point you got to move up 15 feet . But you couldn't stand on the line so on the third point you only moved up 10 feet . 15-30-40 , hey presto . Where did "love" and "deuce" come from ? Fuck you that's where !  You know what I like abut this picture ? They have some steadying the boom . Safety first . This picture came from TSdates.com twitter feed . It's really starting to drive me insane that I can't find the TSdates.com blog . Like really . Is it only for GOLDIES or what ? I want answers ! The other day I found some site where they had Moby Dick available to be read digitally in it's entirety . Now I can't find it . I was going to talk about the Fleh–Kincaid readability standard and how there's a sentence in chapter 64 about sharks that has a readability ore of −146.77 but clearly I can't do that and then NOT post the passage in question . What a disappointment eh ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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The important news though , as I'm sure you've all heard , is that the new management of Impact wrestling has decided to reverse their stance on intellectual property rights which means that Broken Matt Hardy is back ! Delete , delete , delete ! The Great War is coming . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Moby Dick is available for free on the Project Gutenberg web site (along with thousands of other classic books).  
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bewtiched, bothered and bewildered. god i love your blog You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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