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Corpse Grinders 4 - The Grindening
Corpse Grinders 4 - The Grindening The other night my best friend and I were laying nude in bed flipping through the channels on the TV and she asked me to stop on some cheesy old horror movie . We saw maybe the last 10 minutes . A dude got ground up , a chesty lady got groped and her shirt ripped off , a bunch of dudes go shot , and there was a hilariously bad death scene . The end . Credit's roll and the title of the film is the Corpse Grinders . Of course I have to know more so to the internet ! First thing you learn just from the search is that there's a Corpse Grinders 2 . Anyway the plot of the Corpse Grinders is that a family own cat food company is in financial trouble , oh no ! But don't worry they have a plan to cut costs - stealing bodies from the nearby mortuary and grinding them up for cat food . Problem solved , whew ! But oh no again , more problems ! Now all the cats in town have a taste for human flesh and they start killing people . Somehow this is tracked back to the factory and the shirt ripping and horrible "action" scenes can begin . I'm not sure what happens exactly in Corpse Grinders 2 but there's cat-people aliens that come down to get the good cat food . So I was going to title this blog Corpse Grinders 3 for laughs BUT the joke was on me because there was also a Corpse Grinders 3 for real . I couldn't find any information about the plot but it's listed as comedy instead of horror so clearly they become more realistic . I learned two things having nude pictures taken this weekend - one back is covered with moles . Secondly maybe I have lost some weight . People have been complaining that all I talk about is James Bond movies now so I will bow to public pressure and instead talk about James Bond official movie posters . Starting with Dr. No . It sucks . But if you have an original in good condition you can sell it for twenty THOUSAND dollars . Which is interesting because Revenge of the Jedi posters which are supposed to be so rare and valuable only sell for 4 grand in good condition . I wonder if Dr. No is just more rare being 20 years older or what . One correction , I think I said that Dr. No came out in 64 , it was 62 . My bad . Since that post sucks I'm going to instead include the poster Robert McGinnis wanted to use for Thunderball ; For some strange reason the movie studio wasn't down with this . So he did another version where the women had bikini bottoms on but were still topless . And yet the studio STILL wasn't satisfied . I feel like Bobby Mcs theory was why learn to draw if you're not going to draw tits ? Did you know that today is "Blue Monday" which is the most depressing day of the year ? This according to a British travel channel . The idea is considered pseudoscience , the formula they used derided by scientists as nonsensical . So if you feel a little more depressed today don't because science says you're not . They also calculated the happiest day of the year , although unlike the most depressing day of the year which is static the happiest day of the year varies - although it's always been in June so far . So if your birthday is in June take heart because maybe you were born on the happiest day of the year . So here's what I'm thinking . Lingerie is so expensive and it's not like it gets worn every often , so I'm thinking of starting a lingerie rental business . "Ew who's going to wear used lingerie !" People that want to get sexy and save money . I'll spray the stuff down with that junk they use for bowling shoes first . It'll be fine . I'm going to be rich . If there was pus coming out of your finger would you say that it's all pussy ? Because I almost did , but that's something else . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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How many more Bond movies do you think there will be in your lifetime ? I think ten for me Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Err , pictures not showing up , I tell you I had WAY less problems when I wasn't a gold member . What up with that ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Wouldn't it be funny if I just commented on my own blog a bunch of times like a jerk ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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No , it wouldn't Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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LOL - solid post, and actually you got me with the comments - I was looking at that going "wow 4 comments already, I guess everyone has MLK day off". I feel like I've never seen those little icons before for missing pictures - usually it just shows blank space. So maybe THAT's a Gold member perk? To have readers know that you did try to post pictures and are not just making nonsensical remarks. Speaking of, are there any porn parodies of Goldfinger like Goldmember, where the villain has a solid gold penis?
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Sometimes you overdo Bond and sometimes you overdo wrestling...that's a nice(ish) balance. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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i know, right? i spewed coffee You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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