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40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
12/15/2018 1:16 pm

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12/18/2018 5:08 pm

10 random porn pictures


First of all if you're going to make fake videos in this day and age you have to make them look good . There is NO excuse for a crappy looking fake video these days with all the technology we have at our fingertips . I've seen better fakes that literally were just cut-out heads pasted on other bodies .

Remember back in the day when people paid money for that shitty alien autopsy video and then a special effects studio was like "this is awful" we could fake something better in 2 hours with just the stuff we have laying around and then they did and it was way better ? I do .

The amusing thing is that we've reached the point where even if someone did encounter something supernatural or explained and had footage zero people would give a shit because they'd assume it was fake because of our advanced faking technology .

Second of all I do like that there's no preamble about aliens living on earth amongst us , that's just taken for a fact , and the videos are about the kind of aliens that live among us . Aliens living on earth is a given , the shocking part is which ones .

Now when the dude said that Telosians communicate with "telekinesis" he lost a lot of credibility since he clearly meant "telepathy" but it did get me to thinking about aliens that communicated through telekinesis . I guess they'd carry around a bunch of Scrabble tiles and spell everything out ? Sounds very tedious .

40 , couldn't they just telekenetically write on a white board with a marker or something ?

Sure , but that would be slower , the scrabble tiles can be manipulated in unison . I suppose you could do the same thing with telekenetically controlling a bunch of markers at once .

One time they made this movie called Ghostbusters . It was great . Then later they announced they were going to make another one with all women . And people lost their minds . I think that's the closest we've ever come to a civil war in my lifetime . I always thought there would be a class war or maybe some kind of war of over water but it never occurred to me that there would be a gender war . Maybe that's why people get so bent out of shape about transgender people - they're worried about spies .

Anyway in order to get this gender war off the ground I'm proposing that we re-mark Star Trek with an (almost) all female cast . Star Trek may not have as much mainstream appeal as Ghostbusters but it has fanatical devotees that I think will really get the war soup simmering .

First of all we need to rename the ship , Enterprise is so masculine and gross . The new flagship of the all (almost) lady star trek will be called the USS Pink Pony .

In command of the Pink Pony will be Captain Jacqueline Livia Kirk a by the book prude who is very risk averse and has a chilly relationship with the rest of the bridge crew . Her very fast and understated speaking style will be widely imitated and lampooned . This role will be played by Kristen Stewart .

The second officer of the Pink Pony will be science officer Shi-Malee who is half-Romulan on her mother's side . She'll be a widely emotional loose cannon who's constantly cracking jokes and engaging in ill time physical comedy . This role will be played by Dakota Johnson .

Next up we have the Pink Pony's doctor Lea McCoy a dispassionate ice queen who nevertheless always goes along with Shi-Malee's wacky schemes no matter how suicidal they seem . It will be revealed later in the series that she's not even a real doctor having slept her way to her position . This role will be played by Lucy Hale .

Manning the engineering desk of the Pink Pony will be Scottie Chapman the sophisticated Londonite who speaks with a very subtle Estuary English accent . She will be known for being very unimaginative in her solutions to technical problems and for her lack of a sense of humor . This role will be played by Miley Cryus .

The Pink Pony's helmsWOMAN will be Hikari Sulu a belligerent and opinionated loudmouth who grates on all the other senior officers . This will be a CGI character voiced by Cassie Steele . When asked why an actual human woman of Asian decent wasn't cast the studio will say that there aren't any Asian actresses they could find .

There will be no tactical station on the Pink Pony because that's violent man-stuff so instead there will be a feelings station that is a lot like a Cold Stone Creamery . Overseeing this space ice cream will be Natalia Chekbov played by Helen Mirren . She'll be an experienced veteran of dozens of space missions and will be cool under pressure and always have valuable experience about whatever is messing with the crew at the time .

At communications will be the lone male cast member Tom Jones . Honestly he won't do a lot but he'll be there . Played by Ron Funches .

The voice of the Pink Pony computer will be Bill Hader doing a a falsetto .

Jimmy Fallen will be Nurse Chapel .

There , now if that doesn't start a war I don't know what will . Let's greenlight this project and get this civil war underway . I don't want Ken Burns to run out of material for his documentaries and he's not getting any younger you know ? Lets make this happen .

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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
12/15/2018 1:18 pm

An actual Pink Pony is -

2 ounces light tequila
1/3 cup chilled cranberry juice
1/4 cup chilled apple juice
Chilled club soda or seltzer water

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superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/15/2018 2:04 pm

THIS is my kind of war! As both a feminist and a Star Trek devotee .... am at war with myself as to which side to be on. I may have to play the part of the Neutral Zone.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 12/16/2018 11:58 am:
Play both sides like the Romulan Ambassador Cromulox

J_Jordan1920 31M

12/15/2018 2:07 pm

Lol 😂


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/15/2018 3:49 pm

I disagree with your casting, but love the concept.

The Pink Pony cocktail actually sounds rather good. On my trip I got to have a Terremoto (earthquake) cocktail, which is cheap sweet wine, grenadine syrup, and pineapple ice cream. The kind of thing high school kids would drink to excess.


40Deuce replies on 12/16/2018 11:59 am:
I thought high school kids were into everclear

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/16/2018 4:42 pm

Maybe everclear is what they're drinking these days. My memories are of classmates drinking Boone's Farm wine. There was a particular incident with projectile blue vomit at a football game.


40Deuce replies on 12/18/2018 5:09 pm:
Actually that was probably my day , now they're probably drinking gas mixed with opium . Filthy animals .

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