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Naughty Carol Contest
Naughty Carol Contest Jingle balls, jingle balls, Hairy ones and shaved! Oh what fun it is to post My cock online today! A day or two ago I found a dating site I wanted to get laid– Preferably that night! They quizzed me on my brains, Emotions, and romance, But I don't care about those things I just want to drop my pants! Oh… -ALT.com member masterlorelei Now it's your turn! The TSdates.com elves are challenging you to pen a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership, TSdates.com T-shirt, and erotic DVDs! Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt ‒ but keep it under 100 words! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we! Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Monday, December 29th at 11:59 a.m. (PDT). The team at TSdates.com will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Tuesday, December 30th. Prizes for this contest are: First prize: 1-year Gold membership, TSdates.com T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs Second prize: 6-month Gold membership, TSdates.com T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs First prize: 3-month Gold membership, TSdates.com T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDs Specific Contest Rules: 1. All entries must adhere to the Terms. 2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and be100 words or less. Entries longer than 100 words may be deleted without notice, so be sure to save a copy of your story. 3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed. 4. All entries must be submitted by Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:59 a.m. (PDT). 5. General apply. |
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12/30/2008 12:01 am |
to dashing thur the snow;lapping thru her bush...which was oh so thick and dark...I came upon a sight.... that was starteling to my heart... It was there, hidden a bit.... but with a tap I made it jump...twas a shinny little precum drip.....and it was all ready to drop. OH' this is swell, she's getting hot as hell, the precum is on it's way....It willl be great ... once her hips girate... and splash my face with joy!!!
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12/29/2008 8:05 pm |
HERE CUMS SANTA CLAUS, HERE CUMS SANTA CLAUS, RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR TITS, SO SQUEEZE YOUR BOOBS AROUND HIS COCK, AND SLIP IT IN YOUR MOUTH, THEN LICK HIS COCK AND SQUEEZE HIS NUTS, AS HE UNLOADS HIS HOLIDAY CHEER, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD GIRL, SO SWALLOW EVERY DROP, BECAUSE SANTA ONLY CUMS ONCE A YEAR. (image)
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1 post 12/29/2008 5:55 pm |
twas the night before christmas and in our hotel room we've been lickin and suck since late afternoon,tonques and jaws are getting tired,lips are going numb,so i say its time for some anal fun,backwards and forwards his cock did slide,making me hotter and hotter as his cock goes deep inside,i rock back against him and moan in delight,as his balls slam against my pussy just right.back and forth his cock did slide,as he grabbed my hips and pulled my hair he said oh my god im cum in there. 1712450
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12/29/2008 1:30 pm |
sung to 12 days of Christmas on the first day of our divorce my xwife sent to me a man who was out to kill me on the second day of our divorce my xwife sent to me two dead cat and a man who was out to kill me on the third day of our divorce my xwife sent to me three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the fourth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the fifth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the sixth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the seventh day of our divorce my xwife sent to me seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the eighth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the ninth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the tenth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me ten blown up dildos nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the eleventh day of our divorce my xwife sent to me eleven crazy hit men ten blown up dildos nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me on the twelfth day of our divorce my xwife sent to me twelve ticking time bombs eleven crazy hit men ten blown up dildos nine poisoned wines eight std hores seven go to hell notes six rotten pigs five little hives full of wasps four poisoned drinks three dead birds two dead cats and a man who was out to kill me
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NASTY SANTA Santa gona cum for a day of play. Just had the dear all year thank goodness 1 was queer. Sing ring a ding suck my thing. yo ho ho you bi are ho? Ring a ding wana smell your thing. Dont care if you are naty or nice gona do you twice. You can lay and twich but you gona be santas bitch. Will sing jingle bell rock while you strock his cock. He will rub it in your face in red panty's of lace. Ass whiter than snow but santa gona find that ho. We be snug in bed while you give santa head. Gona get you cookies and cream flip you over make you scream.
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12/29/2008 3:58 am |
Hi Ho, Hi Ho its off to your flat we go, we can take it slow, start with a blow, a spank on the rear, a kinky lick of the ear, holding each other near, ending with a penetrative orgasmic cheer!
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12/29/2008 2:36 am |
santa came last evening Landed on the tree his jingling balls got stuck in lights Santa couldn't flee luckily for santa mrs. claus was watching but left him there said slave beware and sat upon his knee she took out puss n boots Jolly man did lick After she had cum She freed her santa's d.i.c.k ...the halls with balls of jolly ooooooo, ooh and ah cum, cum for me kiss me quick and it will probably cause my hand to jerk around your stick clean that cream dir, dirty santa Get thee to next door Let's play some more.
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1 post 12/29/2008 1:52 am |
Before Marriage:- He: yes! At last it was so hard 2 wait She: do you want me 2 leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it She: do you love me? He: of course! Over and over! She: have u ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: will u go with me on picnics? He: every chance I get! She: will u hit me? He: are u crazy? I’m not that kind of person! She: can I trust u? He: yes... She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top
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12/29/2008 1:37 am |
On the first day of christmas my true luv gave to me Afuck by the christmas tree On the second day of christmas my true luv gave to me two luv bites and a fuck by the christams tree
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12/29/2008 12:12 am |
I am creative, passionate, intelligent, honest, caring, determined, independent, a complete nympho and amazingly beautiful! These are the words of a woman who knows exactly who she is! My decision to become a Cam Girl has been the best one I have ever made in my life! I am here becuz I LOVE SEX! More about me: Age: 23 Sex: Female Sexual Preference: Bisexual Smoking:Yes What turns me on: Assertiveness, Big Cocks, Muscles, Tattoos, Piercings, Drinkers, Smokers, Confidence, Rough Sex, Group Sex, Lesbianism, Public Sex, Sexi Guys and Girls, Double Penetration, Facials, BDSM Play and Sucking Cock! What really turns me on is a strong willed man who knows who he is!
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12/29/2008 12:07 am |
Well thats cool and nice rulesss.....
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12/28/2008 10:54 pm |
Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!
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12/28/2008 10:41 pm |
'Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!!!!
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12/28/2008 10:35 pm |
Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!!
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k let me redp that i fucked it up twat the night b4 christmas and not a creature was stirring not even a cock there were all the dildos hung with care and there was a chill in there wen i was suddenly awoken it sounded like pulling hair wen i went to go see there she was not fucking me so i asked the old man who the fuck r u he said im santa u stupid damn jew so i said get the from my house or u will soon b dead due to gunshotds to the head merry fucking christmas
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12/28/2008 10:06 pm |
'Twas the night before christmas,in my bed at my house While my wife undressed and undid her blouse. She sat and slid down her stockings with care As she turned to me, smiled, and started brushing her hair. Her smirk was enticing with her lips painted red As I lay there and thought " I could go for some head". Her scent, Gucci Rush has the smell of a flower She walked by me and said "I'm gonna go take a shower". I laid back and thought of the fun thats instore We'ed probibly start out in bed and end up on the floor. "I'll leave the door open", I said "Hun it dont matter" As I lay there with my cock getting fatter nad fatter. The water turned on so I tip toed down the hall As I cracked open the door, peaked, and leaned on the wall God she looks so sexy, the water running down her back Cock ridgid I thought, We're gonna have some fun in the sack As she soaped up that body shes got that wont quit That ass, them legs, and those great set of tits I started to shake , I couldn't take it no more I stripped, walked in and opened the shower door, Shocked at first, then out came that devilish grin "What are you waiting for dummy are you gonna whatch or step in." Playfully slapping my ass, I said "Hey what the heck" As we embraced moving her hair biting the nape of her neck Leaning back her head enjoying, she started to moan My cock by her pussy thought THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME she turned her back to me so I dropped down to my knees Leaning foward "Some attention to my ass if you'd please" Spread her ass cheeks open like Moses parting the red sea Flickering my tounge on her hole with my thumb in her pussy She started to moan and cum from this orgasm that was built "I wanna feel all of that fat cock, shove it in to the hilt." But babe theres no room the shower it is a very tight space Lets dry up and get in bed I want you to sit on my face Running off to the bed like two kids through a toy store C'mon baby and fuck me like your private little whore Laying back straddling my head with her pussy hovering over my lips She said "Are we gonna keep this simple or we gonna get out the chains and whips." Burying my face in her pussy her mouth balls deep on my prick Jumped off me spreading her legs and said "fuck me with that fat dick." Got between her legs and slammed her in one thrustful stroke She was so fuckin wet all of the sheets she did soak Fifteen minutes of that pussy I was ready to bust my nut "Please dont cum yet I want you to cum all over my butt." Bending over grabbing her hips fuckin like two dogs in heat Ready to cum i slid out and started strokin my meat And spraying her ass with a monster huge load of cum Laying down, her kissing me she said she had so much fun I hugged, squized, and kissed her like a big ol fat sap As we got under the covers for our Christmas eve's nap So guys take care of your women and always treat them right Merry Christmas to all and a Happy News Years Eve night!!!!!!
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twat the night before christmas and not a creature was stirring not even a cock when all sudden i heard a loud scream wen i went to go and see wen i opened my door there i saw him with my girl on the floor so i said get the fuck out of my house or u will soon be dead do u know who i m the old man said with a with a louse i said yah u r fucking santa now get the fuck from my house
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12/28/2008 9:38 pm |
Dashing thru the cum, with a cum cock dripping sleigh, over her tits we blow, laughing all the way!!! The balls on bob they sing, making the girls all smile, what fun it is to make him cum in an all out orgy tonight, oh juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way! oh what fun it is to ride a huge cock in the hay, Juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way, oh what fun it is to ride his big cock cumming all the way! A day or two ago, while fucking this crazy wild ho, she sat down by my side, and touched my inner thigh, My cock was mean and hard, she sucked and sucked till dark finally i was close, tingling as she stroked, I shot my load in her mouth and this is what she said, Oh my god, oh my god, your cock is so damn good, if i could, then i would, fuck it all damn day! Now that we are here, and all your balls have cum, then maybe my dear, this time next year, I'll let you fuck my rear! HOEEEEEEEEE----------- oh juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way! oh what fun it is to ride a huge cock in the hay, Juggling balls, sucking balls, big balls all the way, oh what fun it is to ride his big cock cumming all the way!
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12/28/2008 7:12 pm |
Dashing through the snow fucking in the sleigh over the tits I go cumming all the way deeper deeper now, I'm making sprits bright oh what fun it to fuck in Santa's sleight tonight
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Horny Ol St. Nicholas, Bring your cock my way, I wont tell a single soul, What were gonna do. When your cock is hard at twelve, We will be fast at play , And your in me real deep With your cock your sure to find My Sweet Spots 3 x's in a row When you hit my " G" Spot You'll surely know Willie wants a blow job, Nellie wants a dildo, Cherry wants a video cam Now I think ill moan real loud What feels the best Cum in me Dear St. Nicholas, Your the Best.
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12/28/2008 1:40 pm |
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, no creature was stirring not in my ho house, the children nustled in bed while visions of porno danced in their heads, then what to my wandering eyes should appear A fatass on the roof drinking beer, Down the chimney he came with a leaping bound and that's where we got down, he would fuck I would suck, He shot his load up my nose and up the chimney he rose, I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight "Merry Christmas to all and have a good night".
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12/28/2008 11:54 am |
looking sexy
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12/28/2008 11:52 am |
hiiiiiiiiiiiii
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12/28/2008 10:26 am |
Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck it long and hard! I love to feel it Deep inside And please don’t use the Lard! Oh Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass Fuck it nice and deep I know how much you love it Aint I better than a sheep!!!! Fuck my ass real hard And squeeze on my big clit I’m cumming very soon Wish you could suck on it. I like it nice and fast I even like it slow I don’t care how you do it Please just fuck my juicy ass!
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12/28/2008 10:03 am |
Sung to the tune of Chestnuts roasting on and open fire...) My mouth sucking on your hairy balls Your mouth sucking my clit Our screams echo throughout the halls Don’t know how much more I can take of it. You know how I like to nibble and suck on your toes And I like how you slurp on my cock head Seeing stars and I’m all aglow Don’t think we’ll ever get to bed. Know I’m cumming very soon I love the way you suck my cock and hum a tune I’m going to do a trick I know you‘ll like Gonna let you do a threesome with me and Mike
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12/28/2008 9:46 am |
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the rooms, people were sleeping, clothes everywhere... except for those tidy whity fruit of the looms. The presents scattered all throgh the house, everyone that evening got fucked, even the mouse. Moans and groans filled the air like laughter, cause woman were getting slammed here ever after. Tongues and fingers and very hard cocks, slid into pussies and ass-holes alike... cause Santa was cumming and not on his bike. Songs and the food will make everyone happy, till someone yells, " Who's next? " I'll be the one who's ready, not pappy!! Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
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12/28/2008 9:46 am |
Twas the night after Christmas and all through the rooms, people were sleeping, clothes everywhere... except for those tidy whity fruit of the looms. The presents scattered all throgh the house, everyone that evening got fucked, even the mouse. Moans and groans filled the air like laughter, cause woman were getting slammed here ever after. Tongues and fingers and very hard cocks, slid into pussies and ass-holes alike... cause Santa was cumming and not on his bike. Songs and the food will make everyone happy, till someone yells, " Who's next? " I'll be the one who's ready, not pappy!! Merry Christmas & happy New Year.
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1 post 12/28/2008 8:41 am |
this world full with bad human. take you Al-kitab for trought
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12/28/2008 8:35 am |
There were twosomes and foursomes, Threesomes and moresomes Licking and sucking Humping and fucking But do you recall, The most famous pecker of all.... Dudley the two-headed pecker Had two very lovely knobs And when the hotties touched him You should see how he throbs He really kept them cumming And no girl was denied Thrusting furiously Keeping them satisfied. Then one sad and fateful day Dudley failed to rise After so much love and play Nobody was surprised Dudley utilized his network Calling his studly friends A cock for every pussy He used TSdates.com to make amends
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12/28/2008 8:15 am |
Big shlong swelling up to ride In tight his balls are aching Hung long you'll be satisfied There's no orgasm faking Whooooooooooooooooooooore, Oh Santa is a cumming Bell end lighting up the way Now Rudolph is redundant He'll be shagging in the sleigh Oh his sack is abundant Whooooooooooooooooooooore, Oh Santa is a cumming Festive frolicking tonight He does not need viagra He just loves it wet and tight His squirt is like niagara Whooooooooooooooooooooore, Oh Santa is a cumming
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12/28/2008 8:06 am |
happy new year to all and lot sex in life !!lol
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12/28/2008 6:01 am |
slitty lickers clitty lickers serving down on there knees,as they drink all the cunt juice thats flowing.giving oral to there mistress for hours upon end, in the hopes that theyll get too jack off.With blue balls, with blue balls, its great too be a submissive. With blue balls, with blue balls,happy to serve all day long.
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12/27/2008 11:14 pm |
Fuck and Suck on my puss it is nice and tight Do me doggy I'll back it up and fuck you ever night. I did you in the kitchen I did you in the hall I let you suck my pussy dry and then I sucked your balls
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12/27/2008 9:13 pm |
This is one that goes along with I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas.... I’m dreaming of her wet pussy Just like the one near my nose Look at it glisten I hope she doesn’t start pissin’ Oh I love how her juices start to flow I’m dreaming of her wet pussy And how my tongue slips inside Her pussy’s so wet and tight I can’t wait to blow my load in delight I’m dreaming of her wet pussy And how my tongue slips inside Her pussy’s so wet and tight I can’t wait to blow my load in delight Hope you all like.
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12/27/2008 4:52 pm |
SWINGERS 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (SHORT VERSION) ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY BABY GAVE TO ME...... 12 HEADBOARDS KNOCKIN' 11 COUPLES SWAPPIN' 10 CONDOMS BUSTED 9 DICKS FULL THRUSTED 8 GUYS TAG TEAMIN 7 ANAL REAMIN 6 DEEPTHROAT BLOW JOBS 5 BUBBLE BUTTS 4 CLITS TO TONGUE 3 DP'S DONE 2 HOME VIDEOS AND A HOT LOAD OF CUM DOWN MY THROAT
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Oh the weather outside is frightful. Hot sex sounds so delightful. And when there is no one else you know, TEXT UH HOE!, TEXT UH HOE!, TEXT UH HOE!.
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12/27/2008 3:05 pm |
Away in a Manger Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little slut lia laid down her sweet head, The man in the tight mask looked down where she lay, the little slut lia asleep on the hay. The door squeaks open, the slut lia awakes, but little slut lia no crying she makes. ”Good Evening, My Master”; look down at the floor, ”and how may I serve u til morning is nigh?” ”On your feet, little slut Lia,” the master entones, ”I want your ass right now, right now, I say.” the other sluts watching from their stalls are green, for they get to watch while slut lia gives head.
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12/27/2008 11:42 am |
Randolph the bow leg-ged cowboy, (cowboy) had a very large love gun. And when the ladies saw it, they would want to have some fun! All of the other cowboys, use to laugh and call him names. (like pinoccio) They never let poor Randolph, join in any cowboy games. (like strip poker) Then one foggy Saturday night the Maddam came to say, "Randolf with your dick so large, wont y'all pleasure my girls tonight" Then all the cowboys loved him, as they shouted out with glee. (yeee-haw) Randolf the bow leg-ged cowboy, you'll - go - down - in - his - stor - y. (like jo-ohn ho-o-olms)
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This is really good..Good luck to you Jig
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12/27/2008 10:06 am |
Good Christian men rejoice With lubricants of choice! Give ye heed to what we say Beware! Beware! The Great Ass-Fucker is born today! Ox and Ass before Him bow And He is in there plowing now The Great Ass-fucker is born today! The Great Ass-fucker is born today! Good Christian women, rejoice With your wet pussy-lips spread wide Now ye hear of endless bliss Enjoy! Enjoy! The Great Pussy-fucker was born for this He hath ope'd the heav'nly door And man is blessed with sex for evermore The Great Pussy-fucker was born for this The Great Pussy-fucker was born for this
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12/27/2008 8:48 am |
Sung to the tune Feliz Navidad (on the radio) Felicia was naughty Felicia was naughty Felicia was naughty with Santa Clause behind the tree And she wants to wish you a Merry Christmas She wants to wish you a Merry Christmas She wants to wish you a Merry Christmas with a blow job from her heart WilmaSexyStone
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12/27/2008 8:16 am |
Oh cum all Ye faithful. Into my Pussy. Oh cum Ye oh cum ye together. Cum and adore me for I am a whore. Oh cum on my face, Oh cum on my ass Oh cum ye oh come ye all at onece. Ten men or more to cum on me. Oh cum and get me wetter Oh come and make me sqiurt. Oh come ye oh come ye for one last time. Oh Come all the hard cocks to fuck me harder. Oh cum and fuck me Oh cum and fuck me Oh cum and fuck me Until I squirt. Oh now that I am all wet Oh now that I am all wet Oh now that I am all wet. Cum In my ass. Nice and hard fuck it really hard. Oh cum up my ass Oh cum up my ass Oh cum up my ass. Bigger the better. Oh now that you have finished Oh now that you have finished Oh now that you have finished. Get me 10 more men.
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12/27/2008 8:05 am |
"Say, those were really great, (mostly anyway)! "I'm not poet,and i sure don't showit"! maybe later will try.gary!
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1 post 12/27/2008 7:15 am |
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, the whole damn family was drunk as a louse! Grandpa and Grandma were singing a song. and the kid was in bed flogging his dong. Ma home from the cathouse, and I out of jail, had just settled down for a good piece of tail. When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I jumped off of Ma to see what's the matter. Away to the window I made a mad dash, threw open the window and fell on my ass, and what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and 12 reindeer. With a little old driver holding his prick, Iknew in a moment it was that bastard old St. Nick! slower than snails his chargers they came, he bitched and he swore as he called them by name. Now Dancer, now Prancer, up over the walls, Quick now damn it or I'll cut off your balls! Then up on the he stumbled and fell, and came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. He staggered and stumbled and went to the door, he tripped on his cock and fell to the floor. I heard him exslaim as he drove out of sight- Piss on you all, It's a hell of a night.
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12/27/2008 5:20 am |
Oh i'm hot and so.. horny fa la la la la la la la la Ready to lick some sweet pussy Fa la la la la la la la la Pink and brown ones hairy and shaved ones Fa la la la la la la la la Come and let us have a a party fa la la la la la la la la My pussy is dripping for you baby fa la la la la la la la la my nipples are hard and ripe and juicy fa la la la la la la la la come and lick me spank me sex me fa la la la la la la la la I am so... oo ready fa la la la la la la la la Until Im cumming everywere Fa la la la la la la la Please somebody come and pluck me Fa la la la la la la la la
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12/27/2008 5:17 am |
(Let it snow and a reply Bigbite. Hope thats OK ) I'm sure Bigbites arse is delightful so round and soft and biteful Since I now know a place I can go Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. Bigbite will you bend right over Then Willie will think he's in clover Since he now sees his place where to go Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. If ever he should get his way How good he just knows it would feel I could hold you real tight and we'd sway As over your bot I would kneel. I know I am only dreaming You sweet arse just to be reaming So Bigbite to you I just say Give it a go. Give it a go. Give it a go.
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12/27/2008 4:28 am |
Carol The Rosey Cheeked Santa Carol our rosey cheeked santa, Has a very lovely twat. And if you ever saw it, You become so very hot. All of the other santas, Don't even have a clue. But Carol my rosey cheek santa, I wish to be naughty with you. Then one lonely christmas eve, Carol came to say. Tony with your pants so tight, You can guide my twat tonight. All of the other santas, Shouted cum and let us see. As Carol my rosey cheek santa, Rode upon my Christmas tree.
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12/27/2008 3:22 am |
Jingle Bells or how a Lesbian broke my heart (verse) I loved my rubber doll I knew she loved me too she loved to fuck and lol sometimes we'd bill and coo she never said too much tho' the way that she applied I sometimes thought she might be butch but ladies I denied (chorus) My doll was mine, only mine to fuck as I saw fit So this yule tide I made the choice a lady to permit Xmas time, I gave in tits and puss at last that lessie bitch seduced my doll my love is Xmas passed.
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12/27/2008 12:50 am |
My inspiration came from a Christmas Novelty Classic...Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Grandpa popped a viagra by the reindeer, drinking in our living room Christmas Eve. Now you can say there's no sex after sixty, but as for me and Grandma...we believe. He'd been drinking too much eggnog, spiced with some Captain Morgan from his stash. Then he went and popped that damn blue medication, and had Grandma's fancy Christmas pants off in a flash. All we heard throughout the morning, at least four hours, back-to-back. Was Grandma moaning "Yes, Yes, Yes, my naughty Santa" and the sound of Grandpa screaming..."Damn I threw my back!" Grandpa popped a viagra by the reindeer, drinking in our living room Christmas Eve. Now you can say there's no sex after sixty, but as for me and Grandma...we believe. Hope you had a good chuckle, my fellow naughty friends!
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1 post 12/26/2008 10:53 pm |
To a familiar tune, not a holiday carol though. Wad blast a hairy frau, Gland that I glove. Stand astride her, and ride her, Thru the night from below and above. Tween her mountains, in her valley Cum my oceans, white with foam Wad Blast a hairy frau, my bone sweet bone.
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12/26/2008 8:06 pm |
image 5 DAYS OF CHISTMAS MY TRUE LOVER GAVE TO ME 5 COCKS THAT GLEAMED 4 PUMPING PIPES 3 FRENCH MALE WHORES 2 VIBRATORS THAT FIT SNUG AND 1 PECKER IN MY CHERRY TREE WHEW MERRY CHRISTMAS AND DAMN CUM DO ME !!!!!!!
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12/26/2008 8:04 pm |
hello if any delhi women wants sex mail me hi mail me
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See the my blog fantasy for this year [blog our101secret] ... that is how any holiday or celebration should start ... I wrote that fantasy to give as a gift to my friends... to me the spirit of any holiday or celebration is in the spirit of giving and friendship ... Japanese have some long summer holiday called \
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12/26/2008 7:10 pm |
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVER GAVE TO ME 5 COCKS THAT GLEAMED 4 HUMPERS HUMPED 3 MALES HORES 2 COCKS WRAPPED IN GLOVES AND 1 INCREDIBLE PECKER IN MY CHERRY TREE
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12/26/2008 5:52 pm |
to tune of Here Comes Santa Clause; Here cums Smiling Bob, Here cums Smiling Bob, Fucking all the way! Big elves,little elves, He's not too picky, They can all be straight or gay! Every where bob goes, He leaves a trail of happy Ho's, He's brightened up each ones day! He's shown them how his cock swells, Then he's fucked them really well, And even left them with some pay! Straight sex, Anal sex, it's whatever he can get, His hard-on lasts all day! Here cums Smiling Bob, Here cums Smiling Bob, Fucking all the way!
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1 post 12/26/2008 5:07 pm |
On Prancer, On Blitzin, On Peter, On Dick Their great when you ride them, and fun when you lick. On Jessica, On Cindee, On Michel, I will ride while rocking the boat, with my thick Dick will I slide, Inward and out at verging pace I'll spread you legs wide and explode deep within. as you lick your face, down you legs cum will slide making me harder with each thrust of your thighs Cum sit on my face and wiggle a while, squeeze your legs tight and let go and enjoy once you've cum once, we'll be ready for more On thru the night and onto the floor we fuck for hours, and still cum some more On Carol, On Hidee, On Sequita, On Gale It'd much fun to be here and be a male. Friend finder, Friend finder, you're making me hard, I love those videos better than a card.
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12/26/2008 12:59 pm |
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, pussy smells We go all the way. Oh what fun it is to fuck on this Christmas day.
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Rudy the Big-dicked Wonder Rudy the big-dicked wonder Had a very shiny pole And if you ever saw it You would even say glows All of the other cocksmen Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudy Join in any nasty games Then one foggy Christmas Eve Mrs. Claus came to say Rudy with your cock so large Fill my pussy and fuck it hard Then all of Santa’s sluts loved him As they licked his creamy cum Rudy the big-dicked wonder Full of jizz and Christmas fun!
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12/26/2008 7:41 am |
Riding on his sleigh santa thought that he was gay so found hiself a nice youg man to take him all the way, He grabed his little prick as he sucked hard on his dick and gagged and choked and spewed cos it made him sick. Then he found a girl and thought he'd give that a whirl down on her knees as he came apon her neck was a load of perl. When mrs clause saw his dick where there were a bunch of sores, she slapped he's face in discrace and cut his cock off for fucking whores.
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12/26/2008 6:23 am |
It's not just the night before Christmas, all through this house, I am the creature stirring, Pussy hunting as Santa, The hungry, horny spouse. The cat runs and plays, Hining in the sheets, She screems at the sight, of Santa's high king. Santa there standing, his glory in sight, she knows his presant, means more than one night. The gift that keep giving, his cock high and tight, she knows that the Santa, will fuck many times that night. Hang up you bra, take of your g-string, bunched up, all wet and tight. Get off the bed, let pussy run wild, Santa's gift will provide, the screams heard this night. Merry Christmas to all, and to all, fuck hard tonight!
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12/26/2008 5:57 am |
[Parody of silver bells] Silver membership, Silver meembership It's upgrade time in the city Bling a ling, bling a ling It's upgrade time on TSdates.com Gold memberships, golden memberships You can find it all here To fill your lonely evening With a little bit of Christmas cheer Time to upgrade, time to upgrade meeting horny member after member Time to upgrade with VIP After all, it is December Bling a' ling, Bling a ling Soon it will be orgy time Silver membership, silver membership Soon it will be orgy time VIP, just for me I think I will upgrade If I hurry and do it now Soon I will be getting laid "BBW Are The Passion Flowers of the World" !!
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12/26/2008 5:54 am |
[Parody of silver bells] Silver membership, Silver meembership It's upgrade time in the city Bling a ling, bling a ling It's upgrade time on TSdates.com Gold memberships, golden memberships You can find it all here To fill your lonely evening With a little bit of Christmas cheer Time to upgrade, time to upgrade meeting horny member after member Time to upgrade with VIP After all, it is December Bling a' ling, Bling a ling Soon it will be orgy time Silver membership, silver membership Soon it will be orgy time VIP, just for me I think I will upgrade If I hurry and do it now By tonight, I will be getting laid "BBW Are The Passion Flowers of the World" !!
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12/26/2008 5:16 am |
Randy, my TSdates.com boyfriend Came over and took off his clothes He had a very shiny cock And this is how the story goes He said, "All of the other women, Used to love to call it pet names.. But I know that you will be special, And teach me some naughty games." It was one foggy Christmas eve, When Randy called to play He said "Ginny, with your puss so tight, Won't you suck my cock tonight" Oh how this naughty man loved it As he screamed on bended knees "Ginny, get me good, Girl, just give it to me" "BBW Are The Passion Flowers of the World" !!
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LET ME SLIDE MY HOT WET JUICY PUSSY DOWN OVER THAT SWEET HOT MEAT..AND DO A POLE DANCE FOR YOU..THEN YOU CAN LETME SIT ONYOUR LAP AND FUCK YOU THROUGH AND THROUGH... MMMMMM
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TINGLE BELLS TINGLE BELLS.. DASHING THRU THE SNOW.. I HEARD A BIG HO HO..IN FRONT OF MY FACE WAS A BIG PINK WET HOLE..SPREADING OH SO WIDE WITH NOTHING LEFT TO HIDE,,BELLS ON NIPPLES TIED TIGHT,,LOOKING AT U IN NEW LIGHT..OH WHAT FUN WELL HAVE TONITE..SKIING DOWN A VALLEY OF WET PUSSYS DELIGHT,,SLIPPING /SLIDING WITH MIGHT..PASSIONATE AHHHHHHH SO RIGHT.. WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE AND SING A LETS START FUCKING SONG TONITE..SHEER PLEASURE HAVEN.IM STILL CRAVING THAT HOT COCK AND BALL.. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND SANTAS FUCKING GOODNIGHT..
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12/26/2008 3:08 am |
(God rest you merry Gentlemen.) Switch on your cam and settle down and let the fun begin At the other end is me and on my face a grin I like TVs, real Ladies too, cos undies are my thing Clits and arse and nice titts and pussies too, pussies too Titties clits and silky pussies too So ladies spread your legs for me let no one criticise Then rub your nips and pussy too so then I can surmise You need a cock thats just like mine 'tis smooth and bootyful but tell you true it sleeps with me we are alone oh so alone Little willie sleeps with me we are alone. I throttle him, I threaten him, I grab him by the head He disobeys he will not stand he acts as if quite dead So all thats left is watching cam and eating my mince pie viewing titts arse and pussies oh so wide, gaping wide viewing titts and arse and pussies gaping wide. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Men
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12/26/2008 12:40 am |
HAVE YOURSELF SHITTY LIL CHRISTMAS MAY ALL YOUR NIGHTMARES COME FLOWIN THRU TOO SO HAVE YOURSELF A SHITTY LIL CHRISTMAS TOO
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1 post 12/25/2008 11:34 pm |
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jolly old st.nicholas lean your ear this way dont you tell a soul what im going to say im going to make you cum real soon now you dear old man whisper waht youll do to me tell me if you can when the clock is striking 12 when you are fast asleep ill take a dildo broad and black shove it in youre cunt real deep and my cock you will find hanging kind of low mine will be the longest one that you will ever blow
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12/25/2008 7:59 pm |
Rudolph the Long Dicked Reindeer, had a very, very, long dick... and if you ever saw it, you would even want a lick. All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names... they never let poor Rudolph, play with any reindeer dames. Then one horny Christmas Eve, Santa came to say... "Rudolph with you dick so long, won't you please Mrs. Claus tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee, "Rudolph the Long Dicked Reindeer, Don't you ever stop to pee?!" ok, ok, I made this up as a 10th grader, but how can you resist? lol.
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look at my balls cum swollen balls all she does say you wont cum today flaunting her rear so young and cold made me feel bold dind dong ding grabbing my schlong my joyful thing how arousing one thing was clear grabbing her rear from everywhere squeals in the air o how i pounded raising the sound cum with a wail she got good tail thighs quivering came with a cheer merry christmas my dear
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dashing through the snow fucking in the sleigh over the fields we go cumming as we sleigh balls so full of cream soon they will be light soon as im in her ass again i will cum with such delight
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orgasmic screams are you listening between her lips cum is glistening so beautifully tight shes cumming tonight guiding in my penis with her hands gone away are the blue balls cialis gave me the red balls i've stayed hard all day it wont go away she thinks my penis is a steely dan
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12/25/2008 6:15 pm |
Dashing through the hoes, pushing it in all the way, naked and ready for play, oh what fun it is too tap that lap all day. Tap that lap, tap that lap, tap it all day. In her face in her face in that lap bust a load. Till it's limp ready for a break, hey, then repeat it all again. Oh what fun it is to ride on a hot pink highway.
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12/25/2008 5:10 pm |
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied its bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile. He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split. He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch! The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!
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12/25/2008 5:07 pm |
One christmas eve my wife was waiting for santa to come down the chimny. well finally after waiting santa comes down the chimny ."ho ho ho my wife says wow santa its you" santa leaves his presents for us and says well gotta go now see ya next year! wife says "no santa you can’t go" he says"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta give all my presents to the little boyz and girls and shes says"ill take off my bra if you stay, he says"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta give all my presents to the little boyz and girlz" so she says "ill take off my panties if you stay and he says"ho ho ho gotta go gotta go gotta give all my presents to the little boyz and girls " so she finally says "ill let you fuck me if you stay" and he says "ho ho ho gotta stay gotta stay cant go up the chimny with my dick this way!!!!
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12/25/2008 5:00 pm |
said my wife come get you some some, get you some some. suck on my tits, play with my clit, have fun fun fun, fun fun fun. kiss my lips, pull out your dick and stick it in my bum bum bum. bang me like a drum and f*ck me til I cum cum cum, cum cum cum.
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12/25/2008 4:33 pm |
santas wife loves to stroke his balls after sex one night santa ask her why do you always do that she said because i miss mine
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12/25/2008 4:29 pm |
all i want for christmas is santas cock .all i want for christmas is santas cock. all i want for christmas is santas cock deep deep in my ass so o please santa come and fuck my ass on this christmas eve night fill me with all your hot cum
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12/25/2008 4:24 pm |
it was christmas eve every one was in bed when got up for a drink of water when i came in to the liveing room o my god i saw Santa bent over by the tree i ran over and put my cock deep in his fat ass so sorry to say but santa will not be cuming to your house to night he has my cock still in his ass
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12/25/2008 4:14 pm |
up on the roof top clicl click click down thru the chimney went good o st. nick cracked his nuts on a two-by-4 thats why santa dont cum no more
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12/25/2008 3:32 pm |
Good Queen Bess was not amused by buxom maid's exterior a foot she raised and aimed a kick at lowly serf's posterior Cat fight ensued, a vicious scene Twixt monarch and low whore Soon pussy juice was all around the court cried out for more. ( musicians will now change key. One semi tone higher) (serfs do your best) King Wenceslas approached the fight His eyes agog and glowing He grabbed Queen Bess and licked her clit while maid his cock was blowing. A shocking scene we all agree Today things aint so low Queen Lillibet loves corgies true and Charlie boy his polo.
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12/25/2008 1:48 pm |
Good King Wencleslas that night rubbed his balls and member Buxom maid do come right here and kiss my royal ember Not for nought said sweet young maid some reward I must hanker She hiked her dress and dropped her pants and mooned the Royal wanker
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12/25/2008 11:51 am |
(noel) the uh pillllll, the uh pilll. how i gave her a fill. right between her nice thighs where her vagina lies. i squirted in, i squirted innn, with no condom just skin. yess i kno its a sin, but id do it again.
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Post 1712450 ...When your teeth bite When the whip stings I'm best when I'm bad I simply remember these hot fucking things Then I don't feel so bad!!!!!!! TSdates.com Member-DEESINGS
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12/25/2008 4:29 am |
I saw three tits upon her chest, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day, I saw three tits upon her chest on Christmas Day in the morning. So I proceeded to suck all three on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day So I proceeded to suck all three on Christmas Day in the morning.
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Here cums Santa cock Here comes Santas cock Going down the back lane He's going down to the bath house Looking for whips and chains Balls are ringin and shaft is stingin And thought all was meery and bright Head on home and say your prayers Causes Santa got the herp tonight
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Steven the forskinned penis (penis) Had some skin around his cock (his knob) When all tha ladies saw it (saw it) He all hoped that they would gawk. Then one went down on her knees (her khees) and tried to make it rise (it rise) Steven the forskinned penis (penis) Tried to have a suprise Then one lonely Christmas eve with no whores around Santa came to town Steven with your skin that tight Why you not get laid tonight Then Steven got all happy Santa complemented his thing Then he started to wonder I hope Santa doenst want a fling.
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1 post 12/25/2008 1:16 am |
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas To all a Good Cheer With Sex Date Search We Ring in a New Year If You have been Nice We might Think Twice But if You've been Naughty Our Reward is Something Quite Nice!!!
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1 post 12/24/2008 9:31 pm |
Christmas is also wirtten as X mas, Why? obviousely you know the meaning of X, XX and XXX What SANTA CLAUSE means for hungry pussy and erected dicks S ex A nd N o T alk A tall C ondom L ess A nd U nlimited S ex E ever
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12/24/2008 5:52 pm |
T’was the night before Christmas when all through the garages Not a motorcycle was rumbling, Except for Santa Clauses, The leather was hung in the closet with care In hopes for nice weather, soon would be there, Our bikes were all nestled snug in their covers With visions of blacktop and burning up rubber, With momma in her bandana and I in my skull cap We had just settled down for a long winters nap, When out on the lawn, arose such a rumble I sprang from the bed as I started to grumble, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear Was a pack of motorcycles, with riders and gear, With one old driver so lively and quick I knew in a moment it must be biker St. Nick, He was dressed all in Leather, from his head to his foot And his clothes were all tarnished with bugs and road soot, A bundle of chrome he had flung on his back Down the chimney he came, carrying a big red sack, He spoke not a word but went straight to his work As he filled all the riding boots, then turned with a jerk, And laying a finger aside of his nose And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose, He sprang to his motorcycle, to his team gave a sign As they all cracked there throttles and got into a line, Now Honda, Now Harley, Now Triumph and Indian On Kawi, On Suzuki, On Yamaha and Victory, But I heard him exclaim as he roared out of sight Keep the rubber side down and have a good ride. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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12/24/2008 5:14 pm |
MERRY HAD A LITTLE PUSSY , LITTLE PUSSY , LITTLE PUSSY.... FUCKED HER PUSSY LIKE A HELL , LIKE HELL , LIKE A HELL.... MERRY PUSSY WAS TRUNED INTO RED HOT FIRE HELL .... FUCKING MERRY !!!! TOOK NEXT ONE YEAR TO GET READY AND FUCKED UP AGIAN!!!!
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JINGLE BALLS, JINGLE BALLS, IS THAT SNOW ON MY DICK? NO ITS NOT, ITS REALLY CUM SO COME AND LICK IT QUICK! ...\8 prettywoman38DD
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12/24/2008 12:50 pm |
SANTA CLAUS IS GOING DOWN ON MY PUSSY TO NIGHT AND WITH HIS TOUNG HE LICKS AND LICKS ME TILL I CUM TILL I CUM WITH DELIGHT AND I SAY LICK ME SANTA LICK ME ALL NIGHT SANTA CLAUS IS PUTING HIS BIG HARD COCK IN SIDE MY PUSSY TO NIGHT AND HE WILL MAKE ME CUM WITH DELIGHT AND I WILL SAY FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME ALL NIGHT SANTA CLAUS IS CUMING TO NIGHT TO NIGHT AND WE WILL FUCK AND CUM ALL NIGHT TILL THE MORNING LIGHT SANTA CLAUS IS CUMING TO NIGHT HE WILL BE IN MY BED ALL NIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT HO HO HO CUM CUM CUM
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12/24/2008 10:49 am |
Wow. That is some impressive research. Always good to know and a good reminder to be suspicious of everything!
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12/24/2008 10:29 am |
(tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer) Grandma had a run in with a young stud that she met on TSdates.com on Christmas Eve you can say there's no such thing as hook-ups but as for horny fellas we believe. She'd been showing booty on her webcam on TSdates.com she was putting on a show though it required lubrication that pussy made the stud's cock really grow. Grandma got the hook-up with the young stud that she met on TSdates.com Christmas Eve life is really better for gold members Grandma and the young stud do believe.
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12/24/2008 8:34 am |
a bunch of like minded people de-facing Christmas songs...I love it heres our input. Oh Christmas tree O lick my clit, O lick my clit! How our sex is so vibrant! O taste my cum, O taste my cum, How the taste is so sweeeeeet! Not just at night but during the day,In the bed or on the couch. O finger me, O finger me, How your fingers hit the right spot! O there he is, O there he is,Much pleasure he'll bring us! O suck his cock, O suck his cock, Much pleasure he'll bring us! For we love to share, having a threesome is where we want to be. O sixty-nine, O sixty-nine, i can feel his cock in me! O fuck my ass, O fuck my ass, this is what your screaming! O squirting, O squirting, how i drench you because i'm squirting! Each time he thursts, and you tounge and toys are right. O threesome, O threesome, how we enjoy our threeesomes!
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1 post 12/24/2008 4:29 am |
i was alone in my house a mile away from afucked n rocked city at christmass night,just staring at tv desperately with no sweetie beside;suddenly i heared someone knocking my door,i opened it up,she was naughty,sexy we ran wildly to the bed room......
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12/24/2008 3:13 am |
Joy To My World.....NOT! joy to my world! my date is here, we fucked, and had, a beer, we had another round, i pounded in her rear, we fucked for a day or two, we fucked for a day or two, we fucked, and fucked, for a day or two, it took her 2 months, but she gave me the news, oh fuck, what am i, gonna do, we're not having one, but shit we're having two, remember to use the glove, remember to use the glove, remember, remember, to use the glove.
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12/24/2008 3:11 am |
Joy To The Men joy to the men! the ladies are here, kick back, and grab, a beer, theres more to share, so have no fear, let all have two or three, let all have two or three, let all, and all, have two or three, in no time at all! you hear the ladies scream, their bodies, all covered, in cream, so many sandwitches, and others double team, goodnight and come again, goodnight and come again, goodnight, goodnight, and come again.
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Fuck-that-cunt.(Jingle Bell) Fuck that cunt, Fuck that Cunt, Fuck that cunt Real Good Oh what fun is it to ride, On-a Pussy that feels good. Ooooh! Fuck that cunt, Fuck that Cunt, Fuck that cunt Real Good Oh what fun is-it-to ride, On-a Pussy that feels good. Pull her legs apart, Sink my dick down far, And don't give a damn, She likes it all the way, Now she's calling me name, But regardless what I say, She says, please don't stop no-way. SO I keep on pushing all day. Ooooh! Fuck that cunt, Fuck that Cunt, Fuck that cunt Real Good Oh what fun is it to ride, On-a Pussy that feels good. Ooooh! Fuck that cunt, Fuck that Cunt, Fuck that cunt Real Good Oh what fun is it to ride, On-a Pussy that feels good.
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Fuck that cunt, Fuck that Cunt, Fuck that cunt Real Good Oh what fun is it to ride, On-a Pussy that feels good. Ooooh! Fuck that cunt, Fuck that Cunt, Fuck that cunt Real Good Oh what fun is-it-to ride, On-a Pussy that feels good. Pull her legs apart, Sink my dick down far, And don't give a damn, She likes it all the way, Now she's calling me name, But regardless what I say, She says, please don't stop no-way. SO I keep on pushing all day. Ooooh! Fuck that cunt, Fuck that Cunt, Fuck that cunt Real Good Oh what fun is it to ride, On-a Pussy that feels good.
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12/24/2008 12:50 am |
All of you merry christmas and a happy new year thats a good theme
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12/23/2008 8:04 pm |
Red rover red rover let down your hair for my cock needs to have been shared? Where did it go? i dont know? It got lost? Its not there? Who really cared? But jolly old santa.......To come over and share!
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12/23/2008 7:53 pm |
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells rock. Danceing and sucking and fucking de de...We all have miserey.......................... now give me some mistery ...and now come play with me ........thats what i call jingle bells.......... SUCKING ON MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now i must stick it... in a slot...... and he he de dee dee .... that my dingling..... now come suck onnnnnnn myyyyyy COCK!!!!!!!
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12/23/2008 6:53 pm |
(Santa Claus is coming to town.) You better look at his profile You better not deny his network request Better not pretend he doesn't exist. I'm telling everybody on chat Santa Claus is calling you HO! He has you on his hot list He sends you mail everyday How you will ride his sleigh and enjoy his toys Hooking up with him is only a Meet N Greet away Santa Claus is calling you HO! He sees you when you're fucking He knows how much you masturbate He knows how much you've been putting out So put out for him for fucking sake! O! You better look at this profile! You better not deny his network request Better not pretend he doesn't exist I'm telling everybody on chat Santa Claus is calling you HO! Santa Claus is calling you HO! Brought to you by WRAP YOUR CRAP condoms. ...\8 "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! NOT ME!!!" Sexually Tested for Dummies.
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Rudolf the red nose wino had sum very sexy hoes And if u ever saw them, it was sliding down sum pole. All the other winos use 2 laugh and call him names They never let his broke ass,stand around their flame. Then one frosty christmas eve. the mailman ran his way. He now had his ssi check, and the bums will surely pay. Now Richards,and Boones farm an Morgan david too. THEY'LL BE MY FRIEND, OH HELL YEAH, TRIED AND TRUE! Then all the other winos laughed and shouted out with glee. You'll get drunk,piss yourself,and we'll whip your ass you'll see!!!
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HERE CUMS SANTA CLAUS, HERE CUMS SANTA CLAUS, RITE DOWN YOUR MOMS LEGG, THERE AINT NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT, SHELL STILL BEGG AND BEGG. YOU KNOW SHE WANTS IT ALL NITE LONG FROM THE MAN IN THE BIG RED SUIT. HE LICKS IT,STICKS AND FUCK HER IN THE ASS UNTIL HES READY TO SHOOT. HE LICKS IT,AND STICKS IT AND THEN HE GIVES HER THE BOOT.
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Raising Hell,Raising Hell, My womans on the way. Aint no fun in cheating son,dis hoe is gonna pay. Slashing at my hoe,looks like a razor in her hand. All this drama,from my babys mama, bout; a one night stand. Raising Hell,Raising Hell, My womans on the way. Aint no fun in cheating son,dis hoe is gonna pay. Got no where to go, the apartments in her name. soon I'll b, on the Maury show, looking like a lame. Raising Hell,Raising Hell, My womans on the Waaaaaay!
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"Jingle Fuck" Suckin Cock Suckin Cock Suck it down your throat Oh what fun It is to watch Her swallow cum all day Lickin Cunt Lickin Cunt Lick it with that tongue Oh what fun It is to tongue That sweet cunt hole all day!
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Twas the nite before x-mas all thru the hood, thugs were all waiting for santa and his goods My dew rag hug on the bed post with care I new my dumb ass would not lose it there. I lay with my girl thinking she's gotten fatter. I heard a noise ,jumped up to see whats the matter Outside, some dude in a red suit hollering HO HO HO wake up baby your rides here yo!! He handed me a penis pump a dildo to said you gonna need this if the bitch stays with u.
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Twelve Days Of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my lover gave to me a sex swing in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas my lover gave to me two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas my lover gave to me three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree On the fourth day of Christmas my lover gave to me four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my lover gave to me five porn dvds, four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls, and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas my lover gave to me six dildos for laying, five porn dvds, four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, Two Ben Wa Balls, and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas my lover gave to me seven batteries a charging, six dildos for laying, five porn dvds, four blind fold, three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas my lover gave to me eight chicks a licking, seven batteries a charging, six dildos for laying, five porn dvds, four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the ninth day of Christmas my lover gave to me nine flavored lubed for oral, eight chicks a laying, seven batteries a charging, six dildos for laying, five porn dvds, four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, Two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the tenth day of Christmas my lover gave to me ten orgasms squirting, nine flavored lubes for oral, eight chicks a licking, seven batteries a charging, six dildos for laying, five porn dvds, four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas my lover gave to me eleven spankings willing, ten orgasms squirting, nine flavored lubes for oral, eight chicks a licking, seven batteries a charging, six dildos for laying, five porn dvds, four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas my lover gave to me twelve vibrators vibrating, eleven spankings willing, ten orgasms squirting, nine flavored lubes for oral, eight chicks a licking, seven batteries a charging, six dildos for laying, five porn dvds, four blind folds, three cocks a waiting, two Ben Wa Balls and a sex swing in a pear tree.
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up on the house top up on the house my big balls out jumps my friend s titty balls down between her legs my head goes tongue in deep it curls her toes down on the floor we both go my girl starts to blow she says my cock is rock hard i put her pussy on my christmas card santa knows she s no ho santa knows shes no ho ho but up on the roof top she licks my balls she does it better then mrs. claus..
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12/23/2008 1:42 pm |
I知 creaming up a white Christmas, For all the girls who like to blow. With big balls tingling I知 intermingling With tons of girls I hardly know I知 creaming up a white Christmas For every cam that sees my cock. My thick eight inches Turns all the grinches To eager beavers round the clock Now they池e creaming up a white Christmas My Christmas spirit deep inside When on top, I fill their chimney right And now all their Christmas wreathes aren稚 tight. I知 creaming up a white Christmas, For all the girls who like to blow. With big balls tingling I知 intermingling With tons of girls I hardly know I知 creaming up a white Christmas For every cam that sees my cock. My thick eight inches Turns all the grinches To eager beavers round the clock Now they池e creaming up a white Christmas My Christmas spirit deep inside When on top, I fill their chimney right And now all their Christmas wreathes aren稚 tight.
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There are some really creative entries for the Naughty Carol Contest! I can not wait to see who wins. Good Luck Everyone!!
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...and Santa proclaimed as he nailed her just right May all cocks stay hard and all pussies be tight!!! Wishing all fellow members a hot Happy Christmas!! PEACE...DeeSings
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Naughty Carol Contest-Post 1712450 Cum drops on noses fresh shaven kittens Huge firm boobies as soft as your mittens Freaky guys balls all tied up with string These are a few hot fucking things Cream filled cocks the whole hard caboodle I'll suck it until it's as limp as a noodle Wild girls that fly on the kinky sex swing These are a few hot fucking things Girls in white thongs I'll give their butts lashes I lick my lips because they are real trashy Dog collars with spikes make my heart sing These are a few hot fucking things. TSdates.com Member Deesings
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12/23/2008 12:05 pm |
I知 creaming up a white Christmas, For all the girls who like to blow. With big balls tingling I知 intermingling With tons of girls I hardly know I知 creaming up a white Christmas For every cam that sees my cock. My thick eight inches Turns all the grinches To eager beavers round the clock Now they池e creaming up a white Christmas My Christmas spirit deep inside When on top, I fill their chimney right And now all their Christmas wreathes aren稚 tight.
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12/23/2008 11:13 am |
Here Cums Santa Claus (A Beauty Treatment) Here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus Right on Jennifer’s sex. Molly and Stacey and all the housewives Are lined up to be next. Santa’s cock shoots magic jizz that Makes skin supple and bright. So drop your panties and spread your legs ‘Cause Santa Claus cums tonight. Here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus Right up Marjorie’s bum. Peggy’s pussy and Megan’s face Are yearning to get some. Santa’s sperm erases wrinkles, Makes skin healthy and tight. So give your hubby a sleeping pill ‘Cause Santa Claus cums tonight. There goes Santa Claus, there goes Santa Claus Rising through the skies. Barbara’s boobs are firm and happy, So are Kathy’s thighs. Angie’s ass has lost its stretch marks, Pam has no cellulite. Tummies, titties, and bottoms glow ‘Cause Santa Claus came tonight. ‘Hos, ‘hos, ‘hos!
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Santa Clause do not get far Like ice away from warm Stand ride on your slide Imagine that nature as palm Stay close throw kids' toys Gentil gender like the people Fall and get on leaves Remain in touch night to day
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1 post 12/23/2008 9:21 am |
COLOR red]patita
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12/23/2008 8:44 am |
(To the tune of "The First Noel") The first Noel the pimps all did say Was to certain poor hookers in cars getting laid; In cars getting laid tending their johns Sucking on cocks that were harder than bronze Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel If we get busted we will all need bail They lookèd up and saw a star in the sky It was really bright and gave them a high The star it did lead. so they all followed some so surprised that they even swallowed. Noel, Noel, Noel, 'ell no The pimp said make money but we gotta go I am not dead yet
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12/23/2008 7:39 am |
Oh cum ye unfaithful, slatternly and whorish, Oh cum r glands. Cum in all places, cum on willing faces, but cum and lets record it, oh come let me explore you, oh cum I won't ignore you, oh cum and I'll record you and don't bring your man.
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12/23/2008 7:20 am |
Little Miss Muffett sat on my face while sampling her girlfriend's taste. Along came a voyuer, with stash he did ploy her and brightened miss Muffeetts display.
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12/23/2008 6:51 am |
hiiiii
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas and all through the house, All the creatures were screwing, even the mouse. Her stocking were pulled down and the ropes were tied tight, In hopes that St. Nick would soon do her right! She had many orgasms, but it was over too quick She wanted more of her present; Santa's big dick. He called to the reindeer, on oral, on anal and clitoral stimulation, on pussy, on penis and double penetration. Santa exclaimed as he drove out of sight Merry Christmas and good fucking, may you all get some tonight!
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12/23/2008 5:53 am |
Licking laughing fucking sucking jerking squirting it feels good when you, suck me while I'm jerking HA HA HA!!! now take it in your, ass an the pussy, you may think i have two dicks no its me and my friend "C" YES!! Santa Claws did it raw we fucked a dumb whore I strapped up, cuz i knew, she was nothing more, BUT!! a dumb whole, that wanted more, than just sooommeeee seeeexxxxxx, Santa Claws, got real stressed, because he laid an egg...
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12/23/2008 5:48 am |
Sex with bells, sex with bells no more anal beads she wanted, me to squeeze, her big ass titties OHHH!! Don't move your, big booty, or im gonna cummmm I wanted to bust on you, but on your face INSTEADDD!!!
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12/23/2008 5:42 am |
Hey Santa I know what I want for Christmas... All I want for Christmas is my cum on her teeth My cum on her teeth My cum on her teeth All I want for Christmas is my cum on her teeth AND NOT IN HER PUSSY!!!!!
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12/23/2008 5:28 am |
When I was child Santa gave gifts likes chocolate I want more cum and girls ,He will give it to all us
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12/23/2008 5:07 am |
Santa Baby, I’d like to have you do me tonight, hello A wish to make my pussy feel right Santa Baby, a spanking also would be nice! Santa Baby, you really need to grant me my wish, oh yeah Hug me, hold me, kiss every inch Santa Baby, I’m really in a state of a bliss! So, won’t you hit the clock and rush on home I’ll be waiting with my red thong on You can have me any way you like All I ask is that you make me quiver tonight! So, Santa Baby, lick my cunt and make me scream, oh yeah Together we unleash our dream Santa Baby, so let my pussy slide on your pole, oh yeah Let my pussy have full control, oh yeah Santa Baby do me tonight! Santa Baby!
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12/23/2008 4:13 am |
JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS WATCH HER FALL TO HER KNEES SHE'S NOT GOING TO SNEES AS SHE TIGHTLY SQUEES MY KNEES AS SHE TAKES NY KNOB INTO HER MOUTH JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS SHE SHOLLOWS MY JIZZIMS SO I CAN TASTE HER FIZZIMS AN TAKE HER TO ORGASIZMS BECAUSE SHE IS PLEASEING AN IS FULL OF PASSION JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS TO PLEASURE IS TO MESURE MY LOAD OF SNOW, AS I BLOW MY LOOOAD, JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS WATCH US FALL INTO EXTERSIE AS WE WIGGLE AN JIGGLE IN EXTERSIE JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS WATCH ME FALL I'M HAVEING A BALL AS MY BALLS SWING TO AN FRO MYYY OOOH OOOH MYYY I BLOOO MY LOOAD BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A TOOOAD JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS WE FUCK IN THE HALLS AN DONT FORGET THE MALLS SO WE CAN GET MAULLED BYE THE EYES OF ALL JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS OOOH WHOT FUN IS TO LICK YOUR BUM AS YOU LICK MY TUM WHEN I PLAY WITH UR BUM JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS TO LICK IS TO FLIK YOUR CLIT SO DON'T USE A BIC TO LIGHT YOUR BITS BECAUSE IT AN'T IT
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1 post 12/23/2008 1:50 am |
it was a night before christmas santa came to my place to give us presents we were have a horny hot time so santa joined in an oh my god did we have a very good time cant wait till next year to see whats new for us
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12/23/2008 1:00 am |
I posted this in another blog but I thought someone here may enjoy it also. Obviously it is over 100 words so it can't win (honorable mention maybe). Anyway, enjoy 'Twas the night before Christmas, when at the c beach not a creature was stirring, except maybe me. The oils and the toys were packed up with care, To cbeachfungirl’s place I was going soon to be there. While others were nestled and snug in their beds. I couldn’t help but think of the great night ahead. In the crotch of my pants an erection was forming , Blood flowing fast and my body was warming. When a knock at her door, the silence did break, She sprang from her chair to greet her eve’s mate. I stepped right inside and she kissed me so deep, I tore off her dress and dropped straight to my knees. The moon shined off the breasts of my lady now bare while I grabbed her ass and sat her down in a chair, when, what to my wondering tongue should appear, but her clit was now hard so that way I would steer. With a little kiss here, and my mouth in her slit, I knew from the wetness she’d soon want my dick. More rapid and louder, her moans and groans had begun, she grabbed my head and was grinding as she started to cum. Oh god, oh god, She screamed out in pleasure Keep licking and sucking Don’t stop. Please. Don’t stop, ever. So I kept on licking, Until she came twice She kissed my wet mouth and said, that was nice Then she turned me around and took down my jeans, Took my cock out and licked til it gleaned. She kept on sucking and licking until I started to moan, Then kept right on sucking until my cum was all gone. And so now she led me down the hall to the bed and then I massaged her from her feet to her head. Paying a lot of attention to her wet again slit, I licked it again until she begged don’t quit. She pulled me down to her and kissed on my ear, while she whispered right in it please fuck me dear. So then I moved down and spread her legs wide, Then straight up inside her my whole dick did slide. She let out a loud moan from my very first thrust as I reached down and massaged her nice bust. I kept thrusting and thrusting my dick up insider her, Slowly at first and then harder and harder. I knew she was cumming as her screams just got louder, Fuck me, fuck me, harder, HARDER. And then I could feel it, my dick started to shake. One long thrust inside her, was all it would take . We fucked several times more in many positions Many more orgasams for each was our mission. Kinky stuff too, of that there was plenty More things to try, I can’t think of any. Spent from all of the fucking that either could take, We laid on the bed as we took a quick break. Naked with each other looking out at the night, I looked down at her and asked we’re not done right. And so we kept fucking and fucking all night Yes we kept fucking till first mornings light I thought as I left and I drove out of sight, "Now that was a holiday, what a good night!"
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1 post 12/23/2008 12:31 am |
Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer Had a very sexy dick It was about a foot long And at least three inches thick He was so bloody horny Always hard and really hot And for this very reason He wanked himself off quite a lot Then one foggy Christmas eve Sue his girlfriend said Rudolf please rip off my frock Do me with your massive cock No dont stick it in my pussy That would be a total farce Rudolf to show you love me Kindly shove it up my arse After he'd whacked one up her Sue came with a lusty shout Saying my problem now is How the hell to get it out They had a merry Christmas Stuck together at the groin So very close in fact you Couldnt even see the join!
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12/23/2008 12:23 am |
Its was a night before Christmas but who cares about gift When Ms. Clause was rubbing my dick Sliky sheets covered her head As she sucked my gingerbread Ho ho ho Santa do screams When he see his wife on her knees Oh the Christmas I done had When a spiked all the nutmeg
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12/22/2008 10:31 pm |
Ho'! Ho'! Ho'! (to the "tune" of twas the night before Christmas) as i lay in my bed a'dreamin' one night i heard a loud crash and awoke with a fright i opened my eyes and let out a scream was wonderin' if what i saw was a part of my dream it was Santa Claus...half naked you see but the look on his face didn't say he was gonna leave presents under the tree he leered and he laughed and he waggled his brow and said "Santas heard you've been good and he's gonna reward you right now!" then he dropped his red pants and it was my turn to grin for a hard drippin' cock was hidden within Santa smiled as he grabbed me when i saw his big dick then spread my legs wide open and said "here comes St. Nick!" he fucked me real hard for the entire night and then exploded inside me as i screamed with delight "you're a good little slut" said Santa with a grin "I'll definitely be back to fuck you again!" then he reached in his bag and said "I'll leave you with this..." it was a huge bag of "toys" for nights full of bliss he packed up his things and up the chimney he went leaving me to my dreams and my toys...asleep and content!
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TWAS TH NITE B 4 X-MAS AN ALL THRU TH HOOD. THEY WERE WAIT N 2 JACK SANTA,AN TAKE ALL HIS GOODS. AS I LAY N MY BED THINK N HOW MY BITCH DUN GOT FATTER. SUM THING ON THE ROOF MADE A BIG ASS CLATTER. I SPRING UP OUT TH PUSSY THRU OPEN MY SHUTTER. 2 MY SUPRISE WAS SUM FAT MOTHERFUCKER. WEAR N A RED SUIT WITH A STAIN THT LOOKED LIKE JELLY HOLD N A BOTTLE OF WILD IRISH ROSE AGAINST HIS BELLY. HO HO HO HE SAID WITH GLEE, I SAID THIS FAT M F AINT TLK N 2 ME. HE GAVE ME MY WIFES NEW DILDO, ANY MY PENIS ENLARGER, HE SAID ITS FREE 4 U BUT YO BITCH... GOT 2 CHARGE HER. JUST THN AS HE GOT BK N HIS CADDY 4 HE DROVE OUT OF SITE HE SAID ENJOY YOUR GIFTS AND KISS R BITCH GOOD NITE!!!!!
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Rudeoff Rudeoff the red dick wonder have a very shiny cock and you ever wonder you would say it full of cum. All the other female flock to where he is and ask to see his cock. Then one foggy x-mas eve santa caught him in bed with miss claus. Rudeoff with your cock so hard will you stop fucking my wife tonight. Then all the rain dear wanted to be like him because they knew miss claus is a slut. So they know what to do on the next x-mas eve.
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12/22/2008 8:12 pm |
hey guys
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12/22/2008 8:05 pm |
Great line lol.
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12/22/2008 7:35 pm |
to the tune of silver bells... petty catfights, under streetlights, makes their eyes black and blue that they try hard to hide with mascara.... and their street pimp, with his pimpstick, hits them up for a screw, and on every street corner u'll hear... dirty hoes, filthy hoes, in their high heel and their pantyhose for 30 bucks, you'll get sucked, just watch for guys dressed in drag. sounds of gunshots, between cumshots, watch for men dressed in blue... 'less you want to spend time in a jail cell. hear the guy moan, shoots off his load, as he lets out a scream... but above all this racket you'll hear dirty hoes, filthy hoes, in their high heel and their pantyhose for 30 bucks, you'll get sucked, just watch for guys dressed in drag. Just watch for guys dressd in drag.....
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12/22/2008 7:14 pm |
(sung to Im dreamin of a white christmas) Im dreamin of a white christmas the cum is running down my thighs the head is drippin on this kitten as you listen to my sighs Im dreamin of a white christmas my panties get all wet as your tongues slip in slightly dippin and licks my swollen clit Im dreaming of a white christmas with every claw mark on your back you thrust even deeper while your hands squeeze me harder and ass is slap by your sack Im dreaming of a white christmas as I watch you stroke your dick you grab my hair pushin my face down there and shower me in cum so thick
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12/22/2008 4:38 pm |
grandma got knocked by santa now theres domestic problems this christmas eve she found out santas name is really joe but now everyone thinks grandmas a hoe the real jokes on poor santa cause no one told santa she had STD's
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12/22/2008 3:47 pm |
Naughty boys Naughty girls We just wanna play Oh what fun it is to fuck in the back of Santa?s slay The orgy starts to grow In the back of Santa?s slay So much fun we have fucking all night long The kids are all in bed The parents want to play So cum and join us all in the back of Santa?s slay Naughty boys Naughty girls We just wanna play So come along you can bring some porn and we?ll fuck all night and day
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12/22/2008 3:39 pm |
Santa Baby, I’d like to have do me tonight, hello A wish to make my pussy feel right Santa Baby, a spanking also would be nice! Santa Baby, you really need to grant me my wish, oh yeah Hug me, hold me, kiss every inch Santa Baby, I’m really in a state of a bliss! So, won’t you hit the clock and rush on home I’ll be waiting with my red thong on You can have me any way you like All I ask is that you make me quiver tonight! So, Santa Baby, lick my cunt and make me scream, oh yeah Together we unleash our dream Santa Baby, so let my pussy slide on your pole, oh yeah Let my pussy have full control, oh yeah Santa Baby do me tonight! Santa Baby!
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Dear Santa Claus, I'm writing this letter to you To tell you what I want this year, could you please see what you can do.... Gimme a Ho-Ho-Ho One that will go-go-go! Gimme a Ho-Ho-Ho, Santa It's Xmas and I'm raring to go Dear Santa Claus don't bring me any more socks Just bring me a Donner-and-Blitzen ultra-vixen And just like an excitable kid, I'll sit and play with the box Gimme a Ho-Ho-Ho One that will go-go-go! Gimme a Ho-Ho-Ho, Santa It's Xmas and I'm raring to go
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1 post 12/22/2008 3:07 pm |
LOL...this is too damn funny! I love this one!
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1 post 12/22/2008 2:47 pm |
deck my balls with sprigs of holly fa la la la .... la la la la ride me hard and suck it like a lolly fa la la la .... la la la la make me cum with much abandon fa la la la .... la la la la i'll fuck u hard so u wont be standin' fa la la la .... la la la la
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12/22/2008 2:03 pm |
The full version - three verses. Fuck the perverts, make them sing, Glory to the new Porn king, Tease on tits and mercy no, Cock and semen it will flow, Joyfull, all the cocks will rise, Pointing upward to the skies, All the perverts will proclaim, Won;t you please, untie them, Fuck the perverts make them sing, Glory to the new porn king, Tie them with tightest cord, Obey the mistress’s every word, Take him and make him cum, Suck him like it was a thumb, Veil the head for all to see, And put the cock in me, Please the man and make him swell, Just like Emmanuel, Fuck the perverts make them sing, Glory to the new porn king. Fuck the heaving queen of tease, Make her weak at the knees, Light her life and her thongs, Remove them with a pair of tongs, Wild, he lays her tightest hole, Buried deep like a mole, More to raise his cock inside, More again for a second ride, Fuck the perverts, make them sing, Glory to the new porn king.
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12/22/2008 2:00 pm |
The short under 100 words version - one verse only, to the tune of Hark the Herald Angels sing. Fuck the perverts, make them sing, Glory to the new Porn king, Tease on tits and mercy no, Cock and semen it will flow, Joyfull, all the cocks will rise, Pointing upward to the skies, All the perverts will proclaim, Won't you please, untie them, Fuck the perverts make them sing, Glory to the new porn king.
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1 post 12/22/2008 1:55 pm |
Rocking around the Christmas Tree at the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Ev'ry couple tries to stop You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing "Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Rocking around the Christmas Tree Have a happy holiday Everyone's dancing merrily In a new old fashioned way Fucking around the Christmas Tree Let the gang bang Spirit ring Later we'll have some circle jerks and we'll do some 69 You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear the orgasm singing "Let's be fucking; Deck her face with boughs of cum" Fucking around the Christmas Tree Have a naughty holiday Everyone's fucking merrily In a new old fashioned way
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1 post 12/22/2008 1:35 pm |
Twinkle Twinkle oh what a star! TSdates.com, that's what they are.. As a gold member, you know who I am.. It don't get any better than Live Web Cam. After finding a few women,and maybe a slut? I know what I must do - before I bust my nut While I'm there,giving em' a show Ill play with my cock while they watch it grow At first it felt different,and a bit Funky To sit and cam while spanking my monkey. As they bend over,and finger there butt That's It That's All, I'm bust'in my Nut!! I may of got lost with my christmas rhyme? Oh well Fuck It Cuz Im going back on line!!!
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12/22/2008 1:19 pm |
Her Gift As my wife unwraps the gift that I've given She's surprised to see how big it has risen In her eye's I see such delight I can already tell it will be a good night She pulls up that cock and slides it on in And looks up at me and gives me that grin Now that she's peaking, her moans are so loud My Christmas gift has made me so proud Knowing I'd topped last years gift once more She smiled back at me and walked her gift to the door
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12/22/2008 1:18 pm |
Train!! you get my Vote
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OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL BUT HOT SEX SOUNDS SO DELIGHTFUL, WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ELSE YOU KNOW TEXT A HOE TEXT A HOE TEXT A HOE
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12/22/2008 12:41 pm |
MAY EVERY ON HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND I HOPE YOU ALL FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS SURPRISES BE HAPPY ONES KITTY
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ty kind sir..! Simon Cowel.......he can get me wet anytime he likes .. hugs xxx In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x
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12/22/2008 8:57 am |
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, IT WAS ME AND MY SPOUSE. HIS BALLS WAS ON MY CHIN, HIS DICK WAS IN MY MOUTH. STOKE WITH MY TONGUE AS I SUCKED IT WITH CARE. IN HOPES THAT MY FAT NUT WILL SOON BE THERE. MS WET PUSSY
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12/22/2008 7:49 am |
to the sound of winter wonder land. her tits are smooth and curvy and her ass is whiter than snow i'll get pussy tonight in this wonder land i know get down get down come on bitch blow suck on my pole i'll even fuck your asshole because! her tits are smooth and curvy and her ass is whiter than snow i'll get pussy tonight in this wonder land i know
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12/22/2008 7:40 am |
jingle bells shot gun shells granny get your gun susie on the kitchen floor she's fuckin bobbys tounge. a day or two ago i bought a $20.00 ho she did everything just right she fucked my cock all night. i fucked her in her holes in and out he went and when the morning came my dick he was all spent. oh jingle bells, jingle bells
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12/22/2008 7:36 am |
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Mom in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon was so bright that it lit up the yard, The place was a mess, something hit it real hard. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a crooked old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Fuckin' slow down, or I'll cut off your nuts. Over the lamp post, and don't hit that tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up in the shrub. And then from the roof came a hell of a splatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down through the chimney he came with a crash. His suit was all soaking with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. "That was some cathouse," he said with a smile, "The reindeer are pooped, so I'll hang for awhile." He walked to the kitchen and poured up a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a black leather whip, Next were some X-rated video clips. A box full of condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pack of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And boxes of goodies I won't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil. "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa would shit, If you don't mind I'll leave it all here when I split." He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, And he fell on his buttocks and broke wind instead. He cursed and got up and climbed into his hitch, "Let's go ya varmits, the night's been a bitch!" The shuddering lurch slammed him back in his chair, And he let out a belch as they took to the air, Bending the lamp post and raking the tree, He bounced off a rooftop and finally got free. "I'm comin' home, woman!" he sang with a smirk, "So grab both your ankles, and pull up your skirt!"
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12/22/2008 5:26 am |
Rudolph the horny reindeer Endowed with a beautiful pole One of the female reindeer Let him have the entrance to her hole All other female reindeer Waited as they watched in heat Hoping, the horny Rudolph Would give them each a chance to meet Then one awesome Christmas Eve The reindeer came to say Hey, Rudolph what are you doing tonight Come and see us, can you make your way Then all the reindeer gathered Licking cunts and sucking on his balls Rudolph, the horny reindeer You're the greatest fuck of all!
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12/22/2008 5:22 am |
what's the go? if you dont like it, you fuckin wowzer, dont log on! the rest of us are quite happy!
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12/22/2008 3:41 am |
frosty the pervert a pervert frosty is he fucked my wife last night in bed while i was asleep he left a mess a mess off white snow frosty the pervert he fucked my wife last night >>!...\)
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12/22/2008 2:11 am |
Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus Fucking and sucking our moms Twisting and Turning them out While laughing and singing out Ho ho ho ho Merry Sex-mas
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12/22/2008 12:16 am |
ok here goes Deck the halls with bras from Holly Fa la la la la la la la Tis the season to fuck Molly fa la la la la la la la la Shed we our gay apprearal Fa la la la la Now its time to gangbang Carol Fa la la la la la la la Merry Christmas !
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12/21/2008 11:00 pm |
We three kings from Ol' Time Square We saw ladies under wear, So fantastic, So Elastic, 25 cents a pair. -espeeyem-
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12/21/2008 9:31 pm |
Lilly is my absolute Fav. If you ever get the chance just to meet her...She will make your DAY. She knows how to treat a man like a man and then ...WOW
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12/21/2008 9:03 pm |
thanks
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Tracy gave blow jobs yes, she really knew how to blow, With an agile tongue and a button nose and her teeth as white as snow Tracy gave blow jobs she's a fairy tale, they say, she was made of snow but the perverts know how she came to life one day. There must have been some magic in that old silk rag they found. For when they placed it on her head she began to blow the crowd. O, Tracy gave glow jobs she's alive as she could be, And the perverts say she could laugh and play just the same as you and me. humpetty hump hump, humpety hump hump, Look at Tracy go. humpetty hump hump, humpety hump hump, Over the hills she'll blow.
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frosty the snowman - tracy gave blow jobs
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12/21/2008 7:05 pm |
IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ALL WERE HOT AND HORNY SOME HAD GOT TOO EXCITED AND COULDN'T WAIT TILL MORNING THE ONES THAT WERE PATIENT AND HAD A GLEAM IN THEIR EYES COULD ONLY IMAGINE THEY MUST BE BYE SOME WHERE THINKING OF SANTA SOME OF MISS CLAUSE BUT ALL WERE SURE THE MORNING WOULD BRING ORGASM AND AWWWWWWW
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1 post 12/21/2008 4:13 pm |
** To the tune of Frosty The Snowman ** Billy the gay dude.. Has an ad on TSdates.com.. With two swingin balls...and a big ole dick... and a warm tight ass hole. Billy the gay dude... was lookin for some play... And the emails came, sayin they were game... Lets hook up today. He drove right down the streets of town... and saw a traffic cop. He couldnt believe his happy ears when he heard him holler STOP! Billy the gay dude... had the ultimate fantasy. He handcuffed the cop, and lube him up... and began to fuck away. Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Look at Billy go... Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump His load he did blow!
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12/21/2008 4:10 pm |
hmmmmmmmmm gaush dod
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12/21/2008 3:37 pm |
We wish for some sex right now We wish for some sex right now, we are looking to fuck Oh how good it would feel to be under your skin Or be from behind and smack your ass red hot clean Oh bring us some naughty females Oh bring us some naughty males Oh bring us both if anything prevails, were all looking for fun Whatever your orientation we just want clothes undone Post pictures and keep chatting we will all find someone We wont stop chatting until we get some We wont stop winking until we get some So respond back and lets have some FUN
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12/21/2008 3:10 pm |
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shinny BUTT and when Santa saw it, His dick went right up! Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say "Rudolph with your BUTT so bright won't you guide my dick tonight." Then how He loved the Reindeer calling Ruldoplhs name out loud Ruldolph The Red nosed Reindeer I love sticking my dick right up!
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All i want for Christmas is 2 nice lips. Wrapped around my cock with a firm firm grip. Now don't be afraid and don't be scared. 'Cause I'm about to cum and pull your hair. Grab my balls and squeeze real hard. 'Cause this is your fucking Christmas card
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12/21/2008 12:41 pm |
Oh the weather outside is frightful, But your pussy is delightful, And since we've no place to go, Be my ho, be my ho, be my ho. It doesn't show signs of stopping, And your pussy needs some rocking, The lights are turned way down low, Be my ho, be my ho, be my ho. When we finally say goodnight, Your cunt will be well worn, But if you fuck me just right, I'll stay till tomorrow morn. The fire is slowly dying, And my dear we are perspiring, But as long as you want to blow, Be my ho, be my ho, be my ho.
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Twat was primed and ready for XXXmas, nothing to do but get wet started licking her stockings all the way up you can bet saw misletoe hanging all through the house I said this bitch must be ready I better not be a louse, Heard her starting to moan and grabbed onto my head and screamed lick my pussy my awsome elf friend started sucking and licking and getting it moist, started nibbling her clit and it was by choice, toes were curled moaning for more grabbed onto her tits and moved to the floor, thinking man this is great whats next, I inserted a finger and thought what great sex.Now it was time to insert my dick in her quivering quim and told my little friends to swim, my speed quicken, my thrusts were great, it might've even slipped out as I said with a shout get back in there and don't you come out, my balls were churning my egg nog was ripe with 1 more thrust it shout of my pipe, I felt it go deep and she screamed for more and thrusted a couple of more and shouted he shoots he scores, when I finished she polished my knob, ready for round 2 I heard her say next time bring friends and mrs clause to cause I'm next time I want to fuck all of you, I said this is great, let it not end oh shit I have someone you must meet let me introduce rudolph my dearest friend, and if you can make his nose red and his cock real hard he'll satisfy you greatly to no end. So this is my xxxmas tale I hope you all liked merry xxxmas to all and to all a good nite
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12/21/2008 10:05 am |
Rudolf the long dick reindeer and he had a very nice rear. When the girly reindeer saw it they would all shout out with joy. then one foggy snowy night, they all lined for him and one by one he filled them up can you piciure that all from the rear. Rudolf the long dick reindeer hope to see you again next year.
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12/21/2008 10:04 am |
Rudolf the long dick reindeer and he had a very nice rear. When the girly reindeer saw it they would all shout out with joy. then one foggy snowy night, they all lined for him and one by one he filled them up can you piciure that all from the rear. Rudolf the long dick reindeer hope to see again next year.
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All I want for Christmas is a great big dick stuffing me and fucking me. All I want for Christmas is a great big dick pounding me under the christmas tree.
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Jingle Balls... ................ Dashing home from work i sign into this site another load of mail makes me squeal with horny delight some are offering shags some just saying hi some thanking me for the good hard fuck that i gave them yesterday..... oh jingle balls jingle balls how i love that sound slapping against my tight wet puss his shaft buried in my mound oh jingle balls jingle balls filling up with cum oh what fun it is to ride as he slips it up my bum... The men i meet are hot they get me very wet some even made me squirt and thats before we met some love to nibble boobs some to finger deep ive even had a 3sum in the back of a big black jeep... oh jingle balls jingle balls how i love that sound slapping against my tight wet puss his shaft buried in my mound oh jingle balls jingle balls filling up with cum oh what fun it is to ride as he slips it up my bum... Now as its Christmas time a time to love and share so if you want some pussy email me if you dare and when i read them all i will send out my replies and oh what an orgy it will be being fucked by twenty guys... oh jingle balls jingle balls how i love that sound slapping against my tight wet puss his shaft buried in my mound oh jingle balls jingle balls filling up with cum oh what fun it is to ride as he slips it up my bum In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on. x
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. "Auld Lang Syne" . Should auld acquaintance fornicate, Because it came to mind? Should auld appliance be thrown out, ‘Cause of dead batteries? We ride the Wave called Sine, my dear, No need Anxiety. Should auld acquaintance fornicate, Case of Anxiety. Hooks I fumbled aboot your bra, And Pud got pushed just fine. We whooped it up, my three-quarter’s foot, Sin Anxiety. Sin Anxiety, my dear, Sin Anxiety, We whooped it up, got cramps in my foot, Sin Anxiety. We twa hae sported nice rug-burns, From my Persian carpet. But seize the moment, cumming roared Sin Anxiety. Sin Anxiety, my dear, Sin Anxiety. Seizure. Spasm. Sweet orgasm, Sin Anxiety. And there’s my prick- my trusty friend, And gae thy hand on him; We’ll fill your Loving Cup, you bet! With low Anxiety. Low Anxiety, my dear, Stow Anxiety! . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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. "'Twas The Night Before Christmas" ‘Twas the day just past Consume-Màs And all through the area: Empty boxes, and ribbons Fair swarming malaria. So pup in her collar, And I in my vest- Strolled down to the woods Where the running’s the best. Then what to my wondering eye Should appear? We’re near to the Dumpster- Brown Logs out her rear! The Heftys were tossed Near the Dumpster- no care. Since tomorrow Waste Management’s Pick-Up is there. We got to the forest, Against my ears sawing- Was a Murder of Crows, Their voices all cawing. We approached, and they scattered. “What’s this?” I did thunk. Their cawing was gnawing Upon a dead skunk. May your feast been quite pleasant, As we march to the tomb- Somewhat more so warm, And less so, perfume. . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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. "Walking In A Winter Wonderland" Hear me now, Are ya list’nin’? As pre-cum, Starts to glisten. Completely non-tight, Free-Balling tonight. Cruisin’ ‘round, eschewing underwear… . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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12/21/2008 4:09 am |
T'was the night before Christmas, and all the while. Everyone was screwing, even doggie style. I was doing the Mrs. and she was sucking my friend. She knew very well, she was going to get it in the end. So we took our positions, I in the front. Had just entered her, tight little cunt. My wife said I think someone else is here. I noticed my friend, entering her rear. She smiled and said, on honey, on friend. Don't cum too soon, or this DP will end. I shot my load, and he shot his. She said she was happy, being filled, with all our jizz. post 1712450
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12/21/2008 12:56 am |
i`m the ole jolly saint nick i stand 5 foot 11 with a 3 foot dick.i climb down the chimney with your box packed with toys your sure to play with them 2 night because Santa has packed your box just right.i only cum once a year as i`m jolly and dear i even get drunk with my reindeer now you know why Rudolph`s nose is red and so bright it`s to guide me to your house 2 night.i`m glad i was able to pack your box with my gift again this year it`s fine with me that i only cum to you once a year.i know you don`t expect much from me in your box each year but i packed it good in tight filled it just right with my special love after i inserted your gift i was pleased it fit like a glove it`s okay to show Santa sum love it`s time for me to go so now you know how Santa came up with the word hoe hoe hoe.
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12/21/2008 12:10 am |
OOPS, I forgot to wish everyone Happy Holidays! And Happy Saturnalia to all the Pagans! Without you we wouldn't have Christmas! (The Catholic Church stole it from you a real long time ago)
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12/21/2008 12:02 am |
This little diddy is to Winter Wonderland. Here we are by the fire, Filled with lustful desire, The booze has kicked in, You're grinning your silly grin, We're celebrating Christmas tonight. Then off comes your sweater, Your titties never looked better, I can feel a big rise, Down in my Levi's We're gonna spank the monkey tonight. As I suck on your nipples, A wave of ecstacy ripples, Between your soft thighs, My cock continues to rise, Pulling down your blue jeans so tight. In the bedroom you can suck on my cock, Until it's as hard as granite rock, I can make you gently moan, "don't stop" Lickin' on your shaved lollipop. I want to shoot my hot jism, As we fuck in each position, The louder you moan, The harder I bone, Your pussy with all my might. You start to count as you have 'em, Each total body orgasm, So you'd get your fill, I took a little blue pill, We're doin' it until morning light!
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12/20/2008 10:50 pm |
love this article, thanks
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12/20/2008 9:03 pm |
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE EVERYBODY FELT SHITTY EVEN THE MOUSE.MOM AT THE WHOREHOUSE AND DAD SMOKING GRASS ID JUST SETTLED DOWN FOF A NICE PICEC OF ASS THEN OUT ON THE LOWN I HEARD SUCH OF CLATTER I SPRUNG FROM MY PIECE TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER,THEN OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW A BIG DICK I KNOW IN A MOMENT IT MUST BE SAINT NICK,HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL I KNEW IN A MOMENT THE FAT FUCKER HAD FELL,HE FILLED ALL OUR STOCKING DOPE AND BEER,AND A BIG RUBBER DICK FOR MY BROTHER THE OUEER,HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY WITH A THUNDEROUS FAFT THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART,HE SWORE AND HE CURSED AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHI PISS ON YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT.
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12/20/2008 8:49 pm |
Jingle balls, jingle cock, fucking all the way, Oh what fun it is to fuck all day and all night long! Everyday is a fun day, I've found so many awesome gals, I've wanted to have fun with all the time They love squeezing my cock, Warm wet cunts love my cock, And I can't get enough of them, I just wanna have fun and good time! ~William Merry X'mas and Happy New Year, ladies and gents
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12/20/2008 8:34 pm |
Twas the night before Christmas and down in the dungeon, Santa's submissive slut was moaning, groaning and panting. The elves were all hung,by their fat little cocks, from the chains in the ceiling and were crapping their socks. For Santa had Donned his big strap-on and clamps, And was flogging the slut after pulling down her pants. You fat cunt, you big slut, you dirty old whore, Said Santa to his slut, and then he gave her some more. It was Christmas you see, and there's no better way, Than to celebrate Christmas, in the most kinky way!!
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12/20/2008 7:45 pm |
silent chick, horney chick, all has cum, all is white, down young virgen, im right here, just bend on over and i'll stick it in, damn little virgen u can really suck a dick, slow on down or, uh uh uh huuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh. never mind im done. heres u a towel.
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1 post 12/20/2008 5:16 pm |
it came on my stomach around mid night and it wasen't gloruse at all, i straped him to the door and jinngeled his balls, i left him there bagging to let him go, so i went to get some snow, i thought it would be fun to make him hot and hard, and with the snow and a gag, he begain to bag oh no so i put the snow outside, and went for a ride, then i stuck a blind over his eye's and sucked him almost off, i went and got the snow, he said oh oh oh, and then i let him go, then he tied me to the door, and called me his dirty whore, he left me straped to door he went and got ice cubes, he said it's now your turn, he stuck them on my nipples man did they burn, he pinched my nipples till they were numb, and he begain to cum, he blind folded me and then i thout he went to pee, when he came back, he said he had a snack, and he asked did you want some of my snack, and he put me on my back, he said he had a present for me, i knew i was going to get fucked, and with his snack, did he share, while he grabed my hair, i felt exstrem cold did i feel, when he told me to heel, he told me to open my mouth, and i finnaly found out what type snack it was an ice cycal, he put in my cunt, from the frount, i said you sick fuck what the hell is whong with you , and he said whoo hoo. and with a smile i did he clame, it just wasen't the same, he said merry cristmas to you good night this was cosentual and it was fun on both sides , and then we had pie
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12/20/2008 4:33 pm |
looking for a nice girl with nice manners
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12/20/2008 4:26 pm |
you better squeeze tight, you better jack hard, you better thrust hard i'm telling you why santa clause is cuming to town he's making a list and checking it twice hes gonna find out whos gonna cum on him thrice santa clause is cumming for you
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Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Oh the lust inside me is frightful But the passion’s so delightful And since I've no place to go Let Me Cum! Let Me Cum! Let Me Cum! It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've got her cherry for popping The lights are turned way down low Let Her Cum! Let Her Cum! Let Her Cum! When her pussy’s wet and tight How I'll explode in her like a storm! But if really I hit her spot just right I’ll have her begging for more! The passion is slowly dying And, my dear, there’s no denying That as long as you fuck me so Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum!
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Not sure if this went through the first time. Sorry for the duplicate if it did... Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Oh the lust inside me is frightful But the passion’s so delightful And since I've no place to go Let Me Cum! Let Me Cum! Let Me Cum! It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've got her cherries for popping The lights are turned way down low Let Her Cum! Let Her Cum! Let Her Cum! When her pussy’s wet and tight How I'll explode in her like a storm! But if really I hit her spot just right I’ll have her begging for more! The passion is slowly dying And, my dear, there’s no denying That as long as you fuck me so Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum!
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Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Oh the lust inside is frightful But the passion’s so delightful And since I've no place to go Let Me Cum! Let Me Cum! Let Me Cum! It doesn't show signs of stopping And I've got her cherry for popping The lights are turned way down low Let Her Cum! Let Her Cum! Let Her Cum! When her pussy’s wet and tight How I'll explode in her like a storm! But if really I hit her spot just right I’ll have her begging for more! The passion is slowly dying And, my dear, there’s no denying That as long as you fuck me so Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum! Let Us Cum!
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12/20/2008 1:53 pm |
Sexy Tales to the music of Jingle bells Thrashing in the sheets In a multi orgy show, In and out we go, Fucking all the way Bondage gear is good, making foreplay fun; It can be fun to blow and cum, with orgasm tonight, Oh! Sexy tales, Sexy tales, Sexy all the time; Oh, what fun it is to ride On a cock or dildo too!
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12/20/2008 1:35 pm |
Alt is the Best to the words of Joy to the world Alt is the Best! It makes me Cum! Let all receive some cock; Let Partners Have a bondage room, And get on your pretty frock, And get on your Pretty Frock, And get on, and get on your pretty frock. Alt is the Best! It blow my mind; Lets all get down to fun; With dildo's, and a enima, Why don't you flash your bum, Why don't you flash your bum, Why don't, why don't you flash your bum. Alt Rules the world withe sex and games, It makes it's members proud; With it's contacts and the emails, And sex has to be Loud, And Sex has to be loud, And sex, and sex has to be loud. Just over 100 words but a verse can be removed.
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12/20/2008 1:07 pm |
Frosty the snowman had a very busy day all the pussies he found throughout the town only he could make their day! Frosty's libido even made the sailors sigh; as his pole was fat and long at that all the girls would stand in line... There must have been some magic in his big ole' frosty cock for when he placed it in their holes all they did was yell: "don't stop!!"...oh Frosty the snowman had to hurry on his way all the girls in town would lay him down as they fucked the night away Humpity hump hump...humpity hump hump look at frosty go humpity hump hump ..humpity hump hump..fucking in the snow!
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I'm not sure how I feel about making up sex poems to got with Christmas Songs. Some I guess are OK, like Jingle Bells. Ones with a religious them or sacred themes, that might be going too far. I don't hear fun being made of Hanukkah or Muslim songs. Just my opinion. Stone me in the town square if you disagree!
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12/20/2008 11:29 am |
Jingle balls, Jingle balls, I want to have your all. Oh, what fun it is to glide, Up and down your tool. Hey! Jingle balls, Jingle balls, I feel I'm going to cum! WOW! Your tool, it strokes me right, As, you please me through the night. Then you lick my pearl tongue and I'm so freakin wet! You make me grab your head, As you've worked up a sweat! You stick your tongue in deeper, I gave you all my cum! As you continue with your lickin, I thought that you were done! So, Jingle balls, Jingle balls We've had our fucking good time! With my happy tight pussy, she's' now very wet, She's filled with your cum! Hey! Jingle balls, Jingle balls, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it was to ride your tool again today!
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(to the tune of silent night) "Silent night, no not quite all her holes, filled so tight round yon virgin 10 or so guys gently pounding between her sweet thighs scream in heavenly bliss scream in heavenly bliss Silent night, no not quite body quakes at the sight more men stream to shag the new slut more are calling to fuck her butt Christ her ass is so good Christ her ass is so good Silent night, no not quite young studs, their dicks upright radiant facials across her face with the dawn giving quick chase soon to all pass out soon to all pass out"
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12/20/2008 10:18 am |
What to shout, all nonsense.... To whom I do not trust.... Everyone pretend.... For what.... A holiday an occasion...
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12/20/2008 8:36 am |
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a blowjob in the backseat On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two benwa balls and a blowjob in the backseat on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three french ticklers,two benwa balls and a blowjob in the backseat On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me, four squatting whores, three french ticklers, two benwa balls and a blowjob in the backseat On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me, five enemas!,four squatting whores, three french ticklers, two benwa balls and a blowjob in the backseat!!!!
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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Let's go all the way! 69 and doggy style in the back seat of the sleigh OH! Dashing through the house, In a flimsy negligee Santa's chasing me, laughing all the way, HO Ho Ho! I stop to take a peek underneath the Xmas tree when I bend down to see the gifts he slides a cock in me!
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12/20/2008 5:17 am |
hai i m fucking guy lets see ~^~ *Y* @!@ (Y) {=} ;!; >>! ...\8 happyf; happym; /8 =8 \8 o-o =8b =8b \8b ?*
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12/20/2008 2:08 am |
hello how are you kaisi ho aap ka name kya hai kaha ki rhne wali ho yuor name and mob no.
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12/20/2008 12:47 am |
Oh Cum For Me To The Tune Of Oh Christmas Tree Oh cum for me Oh cum for me Oh how you look so lusty You arch your back and start to moan I really hope you'll soak my bone Oh cum for me Oh cum for me I hope you squirt that pussy Oh cum for me Oh cum for me I'm gonna fill your pussy I stick it deep down to my balls and now your screams fill up the halls Oh cum for me Oh cum for me I hope you squirt that pussy Oh cum for me Oh cum for me I really pleased that pussy Now you shake and shed a tear Felt like you haven't cum in 15 years Oh cum for me Oh cum for me I really worked that pussy Merry Christmas Peace and Love to All ConcreteZombie
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1 post 12/20/2008 12:06 am |
Later on we'll perspire, while we fuck by the fire, and face unafraid the kid we just made, Fucking in a winter wonderland.
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12/19/2008 10:12 pm |
Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, for me I've been a really bad girl Santa baby, and guide it in my chimney tonight Santa baby, a pocket rocket vibrator too, light blue I'll get it up for you dear Santa baby, and slide it in my chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the dicks I haven't kissed Tonight could be oh so good If you would just lube up your fist ooo ooo ooo oooo!!!!
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He came not through the chimney instead through the door and under the red jacket it was nothing he wore. He was jolly just like the stories but not very fat he came bearing a gift but not in a sack! He said the HO HO HO where is she at? you go from the front and I get the back! We pounded and pounded and boy did she moan then we all came and Santa went home But he turned and he said on his way out the couples from TSdates.com are what its all about
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12/19/2008 9:16 pm |
Lick my pussy Suck my tits Fuck me all night-long Oh what fun it is to cum With a big dick in my pussy!
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12/19/2008 9:03 pm |
There was a young nympho named Ann, Who thought up a merry ole plan, She wanted St. Nick To bring his hard dick And fuck her, along with his clan.
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Twas the night before Christmas And I, home alone, My ex and her girlfriend Called my cell phone I knew right away They wanted some cock I told them “come quickly” My door--unlocked And when they arrived, I led them to bed They smiled--they stripped And left nothing to dread Their kisses were hot Their pussies so tight They cried out their climax In Sweetest delight And when they were done They saw my great bulge And pulled me in bed So we all could indulge They took turns mounting My now-throbbing dick I licked their sweet pussies Thinking “Fuck ole St. Nick!” And when it was time For my cock to explode They rolled on their backs To take on my load They stroked my cock heavy I sucked their sweet clits Til I shot my hot cum On their big, luscious tits And I heard them exclaim When they started to leave "Keep your back door unlocked We’ll fuck all New Year’s Eve!”
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1 post 12/19/2008 8:15 pm |
Hi, i dont have no poem. just wondering why if someone has 5 or 10 or 20 posted, why i cant see them. Yes i'm a gold member. Anyone with info on this or tell me how. i would apprec. it. i just joined back up with gold memebership. have been a standard member for years. thanks Keith
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12/19/2008 7:26 pm |
Deck my balls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Tap the keg, inflate the dolly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Don we now our rubber panties, Fa la la la la, la la la. We're a bunch of twisted Santies, Fa la la la la, la la la. Naughty girls are such a treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. These North Poles were made for pleasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER! Fa la la la la, la la la.
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A short remake of my favorite christmas songI just couldn't resist. silent night horny night pussy has come to save the night not a virgin but still so tight cum 2gether in heat now sleep in heavenly peace Merry christmas to all and to all a good night.
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12/19/2008 3:09 pm |
The PMS Christmas Song Deck the Hubby with a CastIron Fryingpan Fa lalala lalala If he gets up then smack him once again Fa lalala lalala Tell the children, Daddies Sleepin run away and go and play lalala Then Deck the hubby with a Cast Iron Frying pan Fa lalala lalala ****** Chesters nuts roasting on an open fire Happily punching Jack Frost in the nose.... Oh Gawd!! Im never gonna get laid MERRY CHRISTMAS FOLKS!!
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He came upon my breasts one night After he fucked my pussy right His cum tasted oh so sweet So he told me as he licked my teet I squeezed his balls when he took a bite! TGIF = Tongue Goes In First!!!!
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12/19/2008 1:37 pm |
There once was an elf name of Rick, Who liked to be sucked on his dick, And guess where it was He exploded his spuzz, Why, into the mouth of St. Nick!!!
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12/19/2008 12:54 pm |
Jingle Balls Throw me on the bed In a rough and tumble way Watch me cum and squirt Writhing all the day Spank my ass til pink Your nipples I will bite What fun it is to suck and lick Your penis every night! Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride Your cock all night and day! A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon your hardened cock Was buried deep inside Your thrusting made me weak My cunt was wet and hot I got onto my hands and knees And licked up your cum shot Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride Your cock all night and day!
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(oh come holy) oh cum pretty pussy hairy trimmed or shaven oh cum please oh cum please and squirt on my lips you know you like your oral feel your body spasm oh cum please oh cum please and break on my face cum and be happy we could fuck for hours on top the bed and on the rug and then squirt on my lips.
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12/19/2008 12:41 pm |
Hark How The Cocks Sweet Rock Hard Cocks All Seem To Say Suck Me Right Away To Young and Old Meek and the Bold We'll Suck Your Dong That Is Our Song With Joyful Ring All Caroling. One Seems To Hear Screams from the Men From Everywhere Filling The Air.. Oh How They Pound Raising The Sound of All The Girls With Curls. Galey They Fuck While People Scream Songs of a Good Fuck Christmas Is Here Now Suck My Cock Merry Merry Merry Christmas.. Merry Merry Merry Christmas.. On they send On Without End Their Joyful Load To Every Hoe (Hope You All Enjoy it!)
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(oh come holy) oh cum pretty pussy hairy trimmed or shaven oh cum please oh cum please and squirt on my lips feel your body spasm scream and shout in pleasure oh cum please oh cum please and squirt on my face cum and be happy we could fuck for hours on top the bed and on the rug and then squirt on my lips.
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12/19/2008 12:31 pm |
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME! 12 CLITS AND DICKS THAT WAS SWELLING: 11 PUSSY'S FARTING: 10 ORGIE PARTYS: 9 MEN WERE SILKING: 8 TITS THEY WERE MILKING: 7 PUSSY'S WAS EXPOSING: 6 DICKS ON AND ON EXPLODING: 5 GOLD DICK RINGS. 4 MEN A FUCKING: 3 SLUTS A SUCKING: 2 SWOLLEN DICKY'S: 1 ME HIM AND RICKY: AND MY MAN CONSTANTLY FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF MY PUSSY!" TO EVERYONE HERE I WISH YOU A VERY SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS; AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! GOOD LUCK TO ALL
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this is a carol competition not a perverted sicko competition. Theres something seriously wrong with you.
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Rudolphs had the shock of his life Santa Claus is Gay?!?!?! He's been listening to Kylie and put air freshners on his sleigh He's been mincing around the grotto eyeing up all the elves smiling like his one the lotto pinching bums as they reach for the shelves Reindeers dressed as "Village People" The new skin care, manicure obsession Pink feather bowers hung from each church steeple Leather Chaps are his latest confession He's come over all bitchy with cries of "whateverrrrr girlfriend" Rudolph thinks back to drunken christmas past And makes sense of his red rear end
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The Fucking Song (Christmas Song) Big lips sucking on my hardened shaft, Girlfriend nibbling on balls, Carol's pussy being licked up a storm, And folks dressed up like pimps & hos. Everybody knows, slide your cock into a willing hole Will help to make your season bright. Giant tits, with nips all aglow Won't find it hard to cum tonight. They know that Santa's on his way, He's loaded lots of lube and dildos on his sleigh And every horny girl is gonna look To see if her men really know how to fuck. And so, I'm telling you to get you some With friends, aged 18 to 92, And if you like sex, many times, many ways, A sexy Christmas, to you.
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12/19/2008 10:37 am |
yes good
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12/19/2008 8:22 am |
Silent night holy night when he whipped out his big cock oh what a beautiful sight now i wasn't a virgin but man did it fit tight we went from fondling to pounding oh what a beautiful sight.We flipped and we flopped and got the angels all right next thing I knew i was fucked peaceful and spent and cum filled just right. Oh my heavenly night!
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12/19/2008 8:13 am |
i like what you said....your a good writer.
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12/19/2008 7:44 am |
COME COME LADY, I TEST YOUR BODY OPEN YOUR BODY, LICK YOUR PUSSY BABY. YOU WANT BIG COCK. SANTA CLAUS RIGHT FUCK.
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12/19/2008 7:34 am |
Fuck me hard Fuck me fast Fuck me slow too Fuck me untill i goo With your cock a poundin and your balls slappin too thats the to fuck this is how to fuck untill you make me goo♫♫ (tune of jingle bell rock♫
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12/19/2008 7:26 am |
T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a penis was cumming, epecially her husbands, the size of a mouse. Her stockings so sexy she put on with care, In hopes to get ravaged, to have some stud pull back her hair. Her husband was nestled and snug in their bed, An idiot he was, ‘cause she would have given him head. The wife in her nighty, sheer and with lace, So frustrated with her marriage that she was red in the face. When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter, She put away her vibrator to see what was the matter. Away to the living room, she ran in a dash, Her breasts bouncing so hard that her chin they did bash. Peering out the window to her neighbors house below, Jealous that the bitch was getting fucked from behind by her 8 inch beau. Gazing upon their roof, she found something she craves, But a pimped out sleigh, pulled by 8 sex slaves. The she saw the driver, wearing leather from head to toe, Dressed so hot that he was melting the snow. Chiseled and handsome, fingering herself she almost came, He pulled out his whip, and cried out to the slaves. “Now listen to me, my sexy little vixens, Time to go the next house to see what needs fixin’. It is our duty to help spread pleasure to those in need, On to the next house so that I can spread my seed.” The sound of his voice made her so wet that she burst, Cumming on the window, squirting so hard that she cursed. When she recovered from her orgasm she looked out to see, That we was gone from the roof, “Maybe he’ll cum see me…” And then, with a twinkling of chains, she heard on the roof, The sounds of the slaves heels pawing like little hooves. As she ran to the staircase, rubbing on her nighty of sheer Off came her clothes as the leather clad man did appear. He eyed her from below, from her heels to her top, He motioned her down, she didn’t even stop. Grabbing her hips in a passionate embrace, “Suck me off woman,” as he pushed down her face. She took him in her mouth to the back of her throat, “I’ve never had one this big before,” she had taken note. He pealed off her nighty and played with a breast, “Now it’s my turn,” he said, “you just sit back and rest.” He licked at her clit with precision and care, Fingering her asshole as she gasped for air. Her orgasm came quick, it coursed through her veins, He stood up with his cock, and began to take aim. In her pussy it went, pumping in and out, Her nails clawed his back as she screamed and shout. “Fuck me harder, this is what I need,” She rode on his cock and continued to plead. He let her have her way, riding him for a time, Then he finally had enough, and took her from behind. Though it wasn’t her pussy that he wanted to fuck, In her ass his dick went, making her shiver and buck. The screams and the sweat filled through the air, And her douchebag husband was still slept without a care. He took a hand to her clit and another to her breast, She lost count of her climaxes, she was fucking the best. He began to moan, and then pulled out, “Turn around woman, your present is en route!” She stuck out her tongue, licking the tip of his cock, A pearl necklace he did give her, as his semen unlocked. Thick, white cum covered her face and her breasts, She felt the warmth of his manhood, as he rubbed it on her chest. She was so spent and happy, she fell asleep on the floor, He gathered up his clothes, and head it for the door. Back to his sleigh, seeing his slaves keep themselves warm, “Time to stop fucking, we have to go hit the dorms.” Off to the campus, to the college girls so tight, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
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12/19/2008 6:16 am |
what a sexy lady!!!! Bet you cum many times each year!! My compliments. Merry christmas
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12/19/2008 6:06 am |
post 1712450 hope ya lick it...i mean like it. twas the night before christmas and all thru the house, everyone got anal even the mouse dads out with a hooker and moms smoking grass i just settled down with a nice peice of ass when in the next room there arose such a clatter i sprang from my piece to see what was the matter out on the lawn with not even my mannies i got a lewd wink from the new next door nanny she looked and she drooled as she examined my cock 18 and blonde so isaid what the fuck i took her inside and straight to the bed for good 3 way fun and a round of group head for hours and hours i played with her snatch licking and sucking her tight little pink patch i lay on my back young cunt on my pole the other on my face so i could please her hole deeper and deeper my face in her mound the best damn christmas pound for pound
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(redited part I I'm getting gangbanged for christmas The guys I have teased are mad I'm gettign gangbanged for christmas cause' I ain't been nothing but bad Strip me down until I'm bare Somebody please fuck me Lift my hips up in the air Somebody please fuck me Smack my ass, pull my hair Step right up and stick it in Pound me hard, cum on my chin Somebody please fuck me So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get gangbanged for Christmas
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(redited, part I'm getting gangbanged for christmas The guys I have teased are mad I'm gettign gangbanged for christmas cause' I ain't been nothing but bad I flashed my tits to guys I know; I made them lust for me. I let my thigh high stockings show; I made them lust for me. I did a dance on some guys' lap. Bent down low and showed my ass. Felt the bulges in their pants; I made them lust for me. So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get gangbanged for Christmas
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12/19/2008 12:38 am |
I wanna to be santa bcoz I have a full bag of toys for her long and hard to feel and suck to taste and fuck and this santa;s toy is too cute to miss.
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12/19/2008 12:01 am |
I want to cum she told me pa rum pum pum pum A new horny chick will creem pa rum pum pum pum She really likes to srceam pa rum pum pum pum Now this feels just like a dream pa rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum rum pum pum pum I have one gift for you pa rum pum pum pum Me and my tongue pa rum pum pum pum
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12/18/2008 11:54 pm |
i like what you said....your a good writer..want to chat with you..
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12/18/2008 11:29 pm |
hi.......................................
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12/18/2008 10:35 pm |
fingering through bush with one thing on my mind i found her fucking clit it was about god-damn time{hahaha]i diddled to the left,i diddled to the right, then she laughed and screamed and came all fucking night ohh.
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12/18/2008 10:30 pm |
jingle bells your pussy smells you can lick my balls, finger my ass and lick my taint and i'll cum all over the walls
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12/18/2008 9:36 pm |
Makeup a profile,Looking for slut. During dirty pages, u bust a creamy nut.Ho! Ho! Ho! Then your set to meet and maybe with some luck, Her pitures did her Justice and she likes to Fuck! Oooh! A.F.F. , A.F.F., You Hooked me up Again. And next time that we Fuck,She gonna bring her twin!Hey! A.F.F., A.F.F. You Hooked me up Again. I Pulled it out her ass and nutted on her Chin! Hey! (sang to jingle bells tune)
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12/18/2008 8:18 pm |
These are all so dang good! I think I will have to go try to write one out and then post..Wish me luck!
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12/18/2008 8:15 pm |
As the seasons turn colder near the end of the year I never get gloomy for it fills me with cheer Before a warm fire you curl up with a book and your choice of attire makes me steal a quick look the rise and fall of your boosom each time you exhale drains the blood from my face and I slowly turn pale I watch your breasts sway as each page you turn starts a fire in my loins that smoulders and burns till I'm out of my pants & nibbling your ear and suddenly you're aware of my holiday cheer the joy that I feel as nights grow long and cold comes from your love and it's worth more than gold
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it's the night before christmas and i'm in my bed. my wife and her girl friend are giving me head. our girls got a dildo, it's strapped on real tight. she's fucking her brother and that's quite a sight. we're in the same room now, and hours have passed. i'm doing our daughter it's shoved up her ass. our boy's fucking mommy he's slamming her good. we all love each other like families should. and so ends my story, hope i got it all right. fucking christmas to all and to all a wet night. good sex is good sex. it doesn't matter where it comes from.[/COLOR
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To the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" (exactly 100 words...) Bought him a drink Ran my hand up his thigh Put my palm on his crotch My, Oh MY!! knew I’d be cumming on him that night Told him I was wanting A gift he could provide Wrapped my fingers ‘round his cock & said This is what I want inside… Now fucking like crazy Nearly every day, twice! He surely knows I can be naughty or nice He can cum allover me, tonight Wants me when I’m sleeping Takes his tongue & gets me wet Knows that when I’m good.. I’m good But when I’m BAD, I’m Better YET….
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12/18/2008 8:02 pm |
''A CHRISTMAS STORY'' T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE, EVERYBODY GOT PUSSY,INCLUDING THE MOUSE, MOM'S AT THE WHORE HOUSE,DAD'S SMOKING GRASS, I JUST SETTLED DOWN FOR A NICE PIECE OF ASS. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER,I SPRANG OFF MY GIRLS TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER, OUT ON THE LAWN I SAW SUCH A BIG DICK,I NEW INSTANT IT MUST BE ST PRICK.HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE A SNAKE IN THE GRASS,I LIT UP THE FIRE AND BURN HIS FAT ASS.HE STUFFED ALL OUR STOCKINGS WITH PRETZELS AND BEER AND A BIG RUBBER DICK FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER.HE WENT UP THE CHIMNEY WITH SUCH A BIG FART,THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART.AND UP TO THE ROOF WITH A TWITCH OF HIS EAR,HE PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND FUCKED HIS RAINDEER.HE CUSSED AND HE SPIT AS HE DROVE OUT OF SIGHT,''PISS ON YOU ALL'' HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT!
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12/18/2008 7:09 pm |
Another version of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" I saw mommy sucking Santa Claus While he grabbed her hair so God damn tight She didn't make a peep So that Dad would stay asleep Then Santa pushed his candy cane into her pussy deep Then I saw mommy fucking Santa Claus 'Til he shot his load so snowy white Oh what a tale it might have been If Daddy had just joined in Mommy would have HO-HO-'ho-ed all night
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12/18/2008 6:36 pm |
HERE CUMS SANTA CLAUS HE HAS BIG BALLZ AND SOME WHIPS AND CHAINS JENNI AND CINDI AND ALL HIS FREAK A LEEKS ARE SUCKING ON HIS CANE BEDS ARE BREAKING,SKANKS ARE MOANING ALL IS HORNY AND RIGHT HANG YOUR SEX SWING AND WEAR YOUR G STRING CUZ SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING TONIGHT! HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS HE GOTZ BIG BALLS AND SOME WHIPS AND CHAINS HES GOT A BIG BLACK TOY FOR THE LESBO GIRLS AGAIN WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT JUMP IN BED AND GIVE SOME HEAD CUZ SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING TONIGHT!
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1 post 12/18/2008 4:21 pm |
T'was the night before Christmas, and God it was neat...The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat...The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook...It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude...Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube...When out on the lawn there arose such a cry...That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf...Tore back the shade while she played with herself...The moon on the crest of the snowman we built...Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear...But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer...With a fat little driver, half out of his sled...A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite...He yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right...Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz...Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post and don't hit the tree...Quit shaking the sleigh, cause I gotta go pee...They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub...Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on a shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter...As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder...I was donning my jacket to cover my ass...When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore...He looked like a bum and smelled like a whore..."That was some brothel," he said with a smile..."The reindeer are pooped and I'll just stay here awhile." He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink...Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink...I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee...The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack...But his toys were all gone and some new things were packed...The first thing he found was a pair of false tits...The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find...And a six pair of panties, the edible kind...A bra without nipples, a penis extension...And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string and all types of oils...A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit...So I'll leave'em here and then I'll just split." He filled every stocking and then took his leave...With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve...He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead...Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch...Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"...The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout..."The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!" MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Grandma got screwed by a reindeer right after she gave Santa a blowjob You can say there’s no such thing as horny but as for me and Grandpa we believe After drinking too much eggnog we banged her till she came Then she forgot her medication staggered out the door into snow When we found her Christmas morning at the scene of the sexual act She had footprints on her big breast incriminating Clause marks on her back We’re all so proud of Grandpa He’s been masturbating well See him in there watching porno Drinking beer, playing with himself so well
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...\8 He's pulling his dick He's pulling it hard So you'd better watch out Santa Claus is cumming again He's doing it here And doing there Down the main street N all over the town Children beware cuz It's going to be A mess down there And not all snow Now Dasher 'n' friends Have layed down tools And gone on strike No safety googles supplied It ain't much fun In our small town Instead of white snow Santa Claus is cumming again So be sure to watch out Cuz Santa's pulling his rod As fast n hard as he can And Santa's sack will burst It won't be much fun When instead off soft snow We are covered in cum Cuz Santa is cumming again His balls are so big 'N his sack is so low And his loads about to blow Cuz Santa Claus is cumming again! always available --ever ready.
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12/18/2008 11:30 am |
so maybe not so naughty, but oh how appropriate! Hey maybe it is naughty ie "Rod". sung to the tune of "God > Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" > > Get packin', Rod Blagojevich > The state's in disarray > The Tribune wants you unemployed > At least by Christmas Day. > The TV pundits want your head > Could there be pay-to-play? > > Oh, tidings of comfort and joy > Save Illinois! > Oh, tidings of comfort and joy. > > Good riddance Rod Blagojevich > Your Elvis look's inane, > The Senate's mad, so's Lisa's dad. > You drive us all insane. > Our transit's broke, the state's a joke, The Tollway's one big pain. > > Oh, tidings of comfort and joy > Save Illinois! > Oh, tidings of comfort and joy. > > Good luck old Rod Blagojevich > The feds have quite a place. > Fitzgerald's poked his nose around > And if he has a case, > George Ryan's moving stuff around > Creating extra space. > > Oh, tidings of comfort and joy > Save Illinois! > Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
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12/18/2008 9:57 am |
This is a shortend version of Deck the Halls Shave the balls that i'll be sucking MM mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm Tis the season to be fucking MM mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm Frinds can join to make a gangbang Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang Please fuck me till my ears have rang Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang Please O please fuck me til i scream Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Let me tast all that nice white cream Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Thats it. Have a Merrry Christmas and Happy fucking.
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Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, the entire damn family, was drunk as a louse, the wife out of the whorehouse, and I out of jail, Had just settled down, for a good piece of tail, when out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter, I jumped off of the wife, to see what was a matter, away to the window, i made a mad dash, tripped over a toy, and fell flat on my ass, peeking in the window, with his hand on his stick, I could tell in a minute, that bastard was Nick, as i pointed and cussed, he just laughed and did place, a gift for the kids, and then off he did race, but i heard him exclaim, as he flew out of sight, "get some if you can", it is one hell of a night
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12/18/2008 8:42 am |
RUDOLPH THE BIG DICKED REINDEER You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall? The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the big dick reindeer, had some very well-trained hos; and every time he called them, they would say please fill both holes. All of the other reindeer, used to jack off all day; they all thought poor rudolph, was just a little gay. Then one drunken night, Santa came to say; give me one whos pussy is tight, and will take it any way. Then all the reindeer called him, and asked don't you have one for me, what can you do he asked them, I'm hung like Ron Jeremy.
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12/18/2008 8:29 am |
Twas the nite berore Christmas And all thru the House Not a greature was stirring Not even a mouse Gramma & grandpa were singing a song The kids were in bed flogging their dong Mom home from the cathouse and me out of jail Jumped into bed for a nice piece of tail When out on the lawn arose such a clatter I jumped out of bed thru open the sash to see whats the matter When what to my bloody eyes should appear but a rusty ol sleigh &sexy reindeer With a little ol driver a holdin his dick I knew in a moment it wa sol Nick He bitched and swore as he called tem by name Now dasher,dancer and vixen up over them walls Quick now damnit or I'll cut off your balls Up on the roof he stumbled and fell He flew down the chimney Like a bat out of hell Got up walked to the door, stepped on his dong and fell to the floor I heard him say as he flew out of sight, piss on you all This has been a helleve night
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12/18/2008 7:39 am |
love u
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12/18/2008 7:06 am |
Ok... COOL...
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12/18/2008 6:18 am |
HAI.........BOLH CKP MALEU X...?
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12/18/2008 6:12 am |
tHIS IS A REAL TURNON I like it coz im on
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I'm getting gangbanged for christmas The guys I have teased are mad I'm gettign gangbanged for christmas cause' I ain't been nothing but bad Strip me down until I'm bare Somebody please fuck me Lift my hips high up in the air Somebody please fuck me Smack my ass, pull my hair Step right up, stick it in Pound me hard, cum on my chin Somebody please fuck me I'm getting gangbanged for christmas!
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12/18/2008 4:10 am |
Deck the halls with buns of holly, (French accent) ohh-- laa-- laa, la la la la Make her moan and get her jollies, (French accent) ohh-- laa-- laa, la la la la half way off is her apparel, (French accent) ohh-- laa-- laa, la la la la. pull her hair , and make her carol (French accent) ohh-- laa-- laa, la la la la See her blazing jewel before us, (French accent) ohh-- laa-- laa, la la la la finish her off to here the chorus (French accent) ohh-- laa-- laa, la la la la three orgasms, and that's not all--- (French accent) ohh laa laa, la la la la eyes roll back, and heart rates fall (French accent) ohh---- laa ---laa----, la-- la--- la ---la---------
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12/18/2008 2:35 am |
hi...................................
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12/18/2008 2:05 am |
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12/18/2008 2:05 am |
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12/18/2008 1:44 am |
hi.........................................
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12/18/2008 12:50 am |
(Winter Wonderland) "A Fuck Friend that They Met On TSdates.com" Open wide, are you listening. Spread her legs, juices glistening. A beautiful sight, i'm fucking tonite. A fuck friend that she met on TSdates.com. Cock is hard, and it's throbbing, On her knees, she is slobbering. He has to explode, She catches his load. A fuck friend that he met on TSdates.com. Later on, they will part ways.. Meet again, in a few days. His wife always works, Her husband's a jerk, So they fuck their friend they met on TSdates.com... LMAO...MERRY CHRISTMAS FREAKSS!!!! >>!LOVER OF WHITE COCK
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12/18/2008 12:30 am |
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all though the house, The kids were all hungry, so i fried up the mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney who's caring, Have case of the shits and my bowles were flaring. The boys were fighting can't stand the noise, They keep this up they ain't getting no toy's Sis in her bedroom, whats there to tell, cares for nothing but talk on the cell. When outside there arose a big crash, I nu it was santa and his big bag of stash. I ran too the window, through up the sash You fuck up my chimney, i'll be waiting some cash. "fuck you" he said as he as he slid to a halt, It's already damaged and it not my fault. He fell down the chimney, hit the ground hard, He busted the floor that fat tub of lard. He was dressed all in fur and had a big belly, He cut a huge fart, man it was smelly. I asked if he brought what i had on the list, He said Fuck Off!! he sounded real pissed. Helped him off the floor it took all my might, He looked at me mean, like he wanted to fight. You've been bad the whole year through, You ain't getting shit, watcha guna do. I kicked his nuts, punched his face, Kicked his ass all over the place. I broke his nose and broke his wrist, His face kept running into my fist. His face was swollen, it looked real sore. I pile drove him into the floor. He put up no fight, it was too easy, to be honest with you, i felt kind of sleazy. He ran for the door screamin and swearin, We had all the lute, i wasn't carein. He ran through the snow, into the night, He's a real pussy, Santa can't fight. Now i have all these great toys, Sis will be happy, and so will the boys. Then i remembered, his reindeer and slay, Now there mine, what can i say. Are bellies are full, it brings me to tears, We'll be eatin reindeer stew For the next few years.
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12/18/2008 12:16 am |
Oh cum all ye members Gold and Silver payers Oh cum ye oh cum ye cos of TSdates.com.com Cum and behold ye, all the other swingers Oh cum while you are blowing Oh cum while you are rimming Oh cum while you are fucking TSdates.com visitors.
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12/18/2008 12:13 am |
GONE THROUGH ALL STORY, THOUGHT TO BE SANTA & BURY, DREAMED TO BANG ALL VERY VERY, TIME WOULD BE FIT TO BE FURY... THOUGHT NOT TO BE WITH ONLY MARY, AND NOT TO BE DEPRIVED FROM OTHERS BERRY, NOT TO BE MISSING FROM CASHEWNUTS OF MANY TO BE SANTA & FUCK AS POSSIBLE AS MANY.... HAPPY SANTA FUCKING DAY TO U ALL
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12/17/2008 11:28 pm |
i like what you said....your a good writer..want to chat with you
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1 post 12/17/2008 10:44 pm |
rudolph the red dicked reindeer had some very shiny balls.and whenever he came he'd shoot it on the walls.all of the other reindeers use to laugh and call him names.they wouldn't let poor rudolph.play in there orgy games.then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say.oh rudolph with your dick so brite wont you fuck my ass tonight.then how the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee.rudolph you red dicked reindeer you'll go down in history
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12/17/2008 10:27 pm |
Hi hi Dear, Look to you To Fuck to you, To hug, to kiss, to embrace to lose in Love, where there is no time, so space Only joy of orgasm. Come, come let us mount on each other and fuck Let us fuck forever and ever.
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These were great. Keep it up ... and the carols too!
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12/17/2008 9:22 pm |
Twas the night before Xmas and all thru the house. Everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whore house and dad smoking Grass and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I rose from my piece to see what was the matter. I looked out the window and saw a big Dick, I knew in a moment it must be St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. I knew in a second the Fucker had fell.He filled all the stockings with Pretzels and Beer and a Big rubber dick for my Brother the Queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderouse fart the son of a Bitch blew the Chimney apart. I eard him eclaim as he rolled out of sight merry Xmas to all and one hell of a night.
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12/17/2008 8:55 pm |
unlimited & hard fucking at winter full night.......
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12/17/2008 7:15 pm |
Our bodies move in tempo fashion, sharing our need, our want and passion. As you experience this wild sensation, you can't control your own gyration.
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12/17/2008 6:28 pm |
Deck my balls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Tap the keg, inflate the dolly, Fa la la la la, la la la. Don we now our rubber panties, Fa la la la la, la la la. We're a bunch of twisted Santies, Fa la la la la, la la la. Naughty girls are such a treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. These North Poles were made for pleasure, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer, Fa la la la la, la la la. Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER! Fa la la la la, la la la. i hope one of these works
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12/17/2008 6:26 pm |
here i go im going to try this O come all ye perverts Come and have an orgy O come ye, o cum ye In brothels galore Come and get plastered And let's find some ho-girls O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them In brothels galore
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12/17/2008 6:20 pm |
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire (A) My sweet girl waiting on her knees ( Her eyes filled with hunger, her cunt with desire (A) Her body aching just to please...so then when she sees ( My cock just waiting stiff and long Before her face, she opens wide Taking me so eagerly, she looks into my eyes I smile back down at her with pride She belongs to me
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Jinglefuck...to Jingle Bells music Dashing round the house...making things so right I'm having people over, to get na-ked with tonight! I've laid out party favors, condoms, toys, and such and hope that all are comfy cuz I love to fuck a bunch! Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a! I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face... I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place. I grabbed some games to play, naked twister is the bomb you spin the wheel around and get a facefull of my dong... It may put you in positions, you may not think are right but as long as we get off more than once, the night will seem all right. Ooooooo, jingle my balls...I'll finger your clit...cummin every way it's so fun, to know others, like me who like to play-a! I'll suck your tits, you lick my dick, sit here on my face... I hope you have a lot of fun and cum often at my place.
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1 post 12/17/2008 5:52 pm |
Dashing through the snow I want to find my ho Down the road I go So she can blow me mo Dirty sex, naughty sex We will all have fun For Christmas is a perfect time To shoot my creamy cum HEY!! (Chorus) Suck me hard Eat me good Suck and fuck some more I'm gonna have me So much fun When I find my whore Hey!! Jingle balls Jingle balls Jizsm all the way We're going to have so much fun fucking every day!! Merry Christmas to all and to All a Naughty Night!!!
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12/17/2008 5:51 pm |
My Kinky Christmas Twas the Night Before Christmas, and all through the house,not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse Vibrators and sex toys were all put away,so they would not be seen by the jolly man with the sleigh I decided to hide in a faraway cranny,to see the white bearded guy with the enormous fanny As I settled into dreamland, I heard quite a clatter,what in the world could ever be the matter When into my fireplace much to my delight,stood a pretty blonde MILF who was quite a nice sight! She said "Missy's my name, Santa's sleigh I am filling,and what I could use now is a really hot drilling!" Off came her little elf suit quick as a bunny,I was sure ready to sample some of her tasty honey! She rode me with passion like a young filly bucking,I just couldn't believe I'd stumbled onto hot fucking! Her voice was sweet and crystal clear, as she screamed"Santa's helper only cums but once a year!" We humped and sucked and she clawed at my back,I rarely have ever seen such a beautiful rack! Regretfully, though it had to be a quickie,Missy said "I'm glad I was able to help with your stiffie.!" "I've thousands of presents I still must deliver,but I am so glad you're creative, and a great kink giver!" As I stood by the fireplace panting with delight,I heard her say "on, reindeer, back into the night!"
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12/17/2008 4:02 pm |
12 Days of fuckfest..... On the first day of fuckfest my lover gave to me...a gold TSdates.com membership just for me jump to 12th day twelve battery packs eleven assorted condoms ten tubes of lube nine to my orgy eight sexy outfits seven sized vibrators six pairs of edible panties five ben-wa balls four pairs of handcuffs three butt plugs two nipple piercings and a gold TSdates.com membership just for me Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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12/17/2008 3:33 pm |
to the tune of Carol of the bells, which mind you is not an easy song to parody. Breast, Titties, Bags Ripened or sagged Nipples are nice How they entice Grabbing her ass Sweet tasty Lass Pussy Juice drink Fucked on a sink Dick is the meat Sweet cocky meat When sucked on hard By a sexual Pard' It will now spit Released on the tits Spewing the cum On everyone Oh how they pound, Moaning a sound, Darkened or pale, Thin or a whale, All can have fun Slapping their buns Coital Cheer More fun with beer Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Fucking Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Fucking On, on the sand It's in demand Find you a friend To bone in the end. Ding, dong, ding, dong.
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12/17/2008 3:27 pm |
where do people find these carols!!
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12/17/2008 3:10 pm |
Silent night, horny night My cock was so hard, your ass was so tight Thanks to Friend Finder we met and we came There's cum on my chin but I don't know your name Now I'll sleep with a heavenly piece Sleep with my heavenly piece dscrtm4chad
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My Christmas list Dear Santa I'd like an orgasm a day (or three or four) Beautiful lovers lined up at my door A house full of shoes with handbags to match A favour granted without there being a catch A Mercedes,a mansion, servants galore So I could host parties with orgies and more A shop full of page three girls, to take away George Clooney, naked, in my bed for the day Top of my list, a free TSdates.com subscription My fantasies and kinks to numerous to mention I have pics to upload and bling to collect Cock pics to view both limp and erect A lottery ticket that keeps on winning A wayward nun hell bent on sinning I know, Dear Santa, I have set you quite a task But a healthy, warm and safe christmas for everyone...is really all I ask
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1 post 12/17/2008 2:13 pm |
screw the cop-jingle bell rendition! naughty in the car trying to fuck on the high-way down 95 we go, im sucking all the way (lick,lick,lick) he's about to cream his eyes are getting tight, as a flash of light from the cop car who saw us thru the tint ohhhh screw the cop ,finih my nut before we go to jail, indescent exposure is what he'll say when he knocks on the glass hey, screw the cop finish my nut before we go to jail oh what fun is to ride on hard cock night or daaaaaaaaaaaay!lol
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Deck my balls with Jill and Holly Fa la la la la la, la la la la Let's get naked and all be naughty Fa la la la la la, la la la la Then let's call up Ray and Carol Fa la la, la la la, la la la They'll bring Karen, maybe Harold Fa la la la la, la la la la See our throbbing yule logs blazing Fa la la la la, la la la la All that skin is so amazing Fa la la la la, la la la la Follow us in merry pleasure Fa la la la la, la la la la With lots of toys and sexy treasures Fa la la la la, la la la la Getting laid as the night passes Fa la la la la, la la la la Tits and pussies and nice tight asses Fa la la la la, la la la la Moaning as we cum together Fa la la la la, la la la la Swinging fun what could be better Fa la la la la, la la la la
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