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You won't believe they said that in a chat room!
You won't believe they said that in a chat room! Okay.. after reading a lot of rdy2try4 blogs about pathetic, mean, hateful, and just plain lame emails, I've decided to create my own blog. Now, I'm not going to post arguments, "he said/she said" posts, or gossip. This is for outrageous, incredulous, and just plain amusing pick-up lines and comments in the chat rooms. Please feel free to contribute! Oh, and the names have been removed to protect the not-so-innocent |
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Here's a few gems for today: (M) who wants to fuck here? [ 9:35 AM PDT] Does this really work? (M) ****1234> would you fuck a 19 year virgin whos on this stupid thingy? [10:17 AM PDT] It doesn't get anymore desperate than that! (M) ********69 you have hot profile..you into younger guys [10:21 AM PDT] and the reply is: (F) ****** what do you THINK? GO READ MY PROFILE [10:22 AM PDT] (M) *****.... so your into gangbangs eh? [10:26 AM PDT] ♪♫ 'cuz I'm the king of wishful thinking (M) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [10:30 AM PDT] Pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it? (M) I NEED TO GET RID OF MY MORNING WOOD! Ladies please help . . . . [10:36 AM PDT] I can loan you a hatchet... Stay tuned for more!
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OMG!!! Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, I see this: (M) id fuck **** juss bc shes 5 mins down the road other than that there is no face pic [10:45 AM PDT] Guys!! guys!!! do you *really* think that works?
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Hey sweetie!!! Thanks for the plug on my blogs. Do ME a big favor...go to my blogs by clicking here -->rdy2try4 and go into the blog for "Lame, boring, and just plain stupid"...yes that is the title of blog #2. Post your plug for YOUR blogs...right there sweetie!!! You just had it in the wrong blog babe. My blogs include... #1..."Best Emails" #2..."Lame, Boring, and just plain Stupid" #3..."A Polite No Thank You can cause this..." #4..."Unsolicited Hate emails" I will be SURE to check on YOUR blogs and watch this from the chatrooms. I think it is a wonderful idea. Some of my own from the chatroom... A...Hey, I am close?? wanna f*ck? (my neighbor is 80 feet beside me..I do not f*ck him..so no) B...Wanna see my dick? (uh...ALL guys have one..but to not BE a dick is much more difficult apparently) C...I thought this was a sex site?? Why are the women not f*cking everyone? (could be because it isn't a free whorehouse warehouse) D...You into younger guys? (you look and younger is like 20-30-40 years younger.) E...Come on, you lay back and I will do everything. I know you said no but... (that was from a woman to me...I state clearly NO women and told her so...now THAT is desperate) F...Hey were are all the slutty women?? (wow, that is a turn on to call us names first) G...Who wants to suck me off?? (that is always a thrill to see. Ask us to service you and you don't have to do shit back to us...YOU get to ejaculate and WE get a bunch of sore knees. NOT) Good job Wallflower!! I love it.
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Now this is why I very rarely go in the chatroom - not just because there's guys saying stuff like this, but because there's nobody saying anything else (probably because there's so many guys saying stuff like this). Do I wanna sit and watch fifty guys's versions of "Have dick, wanna fuck" flash by? No. Does this make me wanna chat? No. It's a shame, because chatrooms can be really great, it's just the idiots spoiling them for the rest of us... again.
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More gems today... Ok, here's the background on this guy... he's been talking to this one older lady who stated she didn't like really younger men, and 30 was the borderline... well, that statement got him all hot and bothered.... (M) *****, I GUARANTEE I WOULD HAVE YOU TREMBLING IN MINUTES AND I AM ONLY 30 [10:42 AM PDT] Does that come with a money-back guarantee?
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sorry... I have been extremely busy with school these last two weeks, as well as getting ready to move. Hopefully I'll have a few more gems to publish soon!
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Here is a classic... "WHO WANTS TO SEE A HARD COCK??" As if you can sign onto THIS site and NOT see one???
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LOL rdy.. omg.. I'd love to see a guy post "who wants to see a flaccid penis"
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Roflmao @ A_wallflower. Yeah, well just yesterday...omg..I have the smart ass reply book out!! Here it is... Q..."Where is all the P*ssy?" A...We sent it all to Zimbabwe!! Q..."I need p*ssy!" A...Try going to the Humane Society!! Q..."Where are all the horny ladies?" A...Wow, I am horny so I suddenly just f*ck whoever has a dick?? NOT Q..."Who has a hot p*ssy?" A...I am sorry, mine died when hit by a car last week. WTF kind of question is that? Guys...have you ever thought even for a second, that no matter how hot or horny a woman is, when you refer to us as *P*ssy* it just kinda KILLS the thought?? I mean, how about a *hot lady* rather than a body part?? Such a turn off fellas...I certainly do NOT go asking "Who is an asshole in here?" but you sure to tell us without having to ask. hahahaha
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ON an added note..that "Where are all the horny ladies?" one..I just have visions of women jumping up and down yelling "I am horny" "I am horny" "pick me I am horny" as if we suddenly are just a mad mob of horny sluts that don't care about anything. Of course..when you are done smoking that Thai stick and come back to reality and realize that women are NOT going to clammer like that for any guys dick....hahahahahaha What a stupid ass lame thing to ask in a chatroom, but they do it.
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Well, after 2 really intense weeks including getting ready to move, graduation (my own) and all that good stuff.. I'm back and primed to go! A few more gems... (M) any ladies in here other than the obvious chat regulars? heh.. apparently he's been turned down a lot... (M) I can almost taste you nectar of womenhood. laughing too hard to think of something right now....
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You know..I SAW that one on the *regular* chatters. lol I thought the same as you....uh...and why you need someone *other* than us??? someone that doesn't know your idiocy?? hmmm??? hehehehe
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6/14/2006 9:40 pm |
LMAO wallie........I see some of those guys come in there and they make me laugh so hard I almost PMSL ......
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6/14/2006 10:33 pm |
(M) any women want to chat- ill make you cum- I promise [12:43 AM EDT] *covers yawn*
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lol @ fox...I can't tell you how many times I have seen THAT line also!!! high 5. They "ALL" seem to be experts no matter who it is or what they do. Just look at their dicks...hell you will cum from that!! roflmao.
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6/18/2006 7:15 am |
lol...I'm with haversack on this one. I quickly learned that the chat rooms here are largely a waste of time. Or at least that's the case for my local room where it tends to be about 50-60 dickwavers and leghumpers (term borrowed from Rdy) and 5 women, two of whom are bots. Trying to start a decent convo with the 3 actual women there with all the garbage scrolling the screen is too difficult to be worthwhile. I stick with the blogs, and got some good laughs reading this one ~Fire
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Shy...I turned on a cam for the first time the other day in chat. I was totally respected and did NOT get the camera directors in the room. The guys there that are regulars respect me and protected me. However, on the camera itself...omg..I had like you, over 200 guys in there watching. I DID NOTHING!! I sat there and all you saw was my face...nothing else. I smiled alot. But.....like you...I kept getting directions of things to do and I never laughed so hard in my life. I had an offer for a free vacation, 2 wishes to see me do something in the bathroom (ewwwww but they just said *something* nothing specific, but ... ewww), and one man wanted to show ME his DOG'S DICK!!! OMG....that was totally hysterical. I sat there laughing at how many of these 200 + men were sitting there glued to the camera waiting for me to do......nothing. I never said I would do anything. lol Was just putting a face to the handle for my friends.
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Oh Oh Oh..I have to share this one. Yesterday in chat..and fireslide was there and talked with this guy also, I kid you not a man posted this... "I have been ripped off by TSdates.com!! I spent my $60 and I still haven't gotten laid yet!" Upon asking him, he truly believed that he paid his money and now was *owed* a piece of ass or something. Fire and I both told him he had to actually 'talk' to the women, slow down and be patient. Of which he responded... "I don't want to slow down or be patient. If I had wanted that I would have signed on to any other stupid dating site. This is TSdates.com..I am supposed to get laid here!" THIS is the mentality due to the advertising of TSdates.com. "Get laid in 24 hours" means to way to many of them that this is a whorehouse warehouse and all you have to do is pay TSdates.com the money and us women perform. Uh...I told him had he wanted that he should have paid his money to a whorehouse for real. He did NOT pay us women and we are NOT employees of TSdates.com's pimmp. This idiotic mentality is why women leave the site.
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6/21/2006 1:08 pm |
LOL Rdy, I hear ya and about the cam stuff well me and Wall usually chat in the same room ....mind you its a clean room some of these guys just can't read I don't think. I know its also the advice room but good lord then we get guys thyat come in asking to see if they could possibly get some help from one of the "Dr.s" of love Doctors. LOL As soon as they say that we know what they are going to say nxt. LOL
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6/21/2006 6:36 pm |
(M) can i see your came becaues i am feeling very horny right this minit [ 9:31 PM EDT] (M) so do u like when men suck your boobs baby [ 9:32 PM EDT] (M) pleeesss [ 9:33 PM EDT] um can we say desprate
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Okay, we say no to showing our boobs.....I got this tonight... "Hey, we come here to have fun. If you are having a mid life crisis..do it somewhere else. Stuck up bitch." Can we say WAAAHHHH??? Always amazes me, just say no and suddenly you go from hottie of the year to bitchy slut in less than .05 seconds. hahahahaha
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6/22/2006 2:40 am |
Okay, we say no to showing our boobs.....I got this tonight... "Hey, we come here to have fun. If you are having a mid life crisis..do it somewhere else. Stuck up bitch." Can we say WAAAHHHH??? Always amazes me, just say no and suddenly you go from hottie of the year to bitchy slut in less than .05 seconds. hahahahaha
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Fox4...it was actually just before you got there. lol You missed it by about 10 minutes. lol About 5 other REAL men went at him and chased him out of the room for it also. I do adore the GOOD guys on this site. They truly make it worth staying. Next most weirdest thing....request... "Can you do something in the bathroom for me??" Okay, I have no clue what, but I was NOT asking!! roflmao
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LOl rdy.. omg.. at christmas, i was showing off my lighted santa hat on cam.. the weirdest request i had was some guy wanting to see my asshole.. when i told him NO.. he asked if i wanted to see his.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *shudders*
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6/27/2006 12:15 am |
(M) fox suck me off [ 3:03 AM EDT] Fox4aKnight1 (F) lol hun we are an advice room hunny ......not an offer room [ 3:03 AM EDT] one of my of so helpful friends(M) <<< hands foxy the Binford turbo 6000 shop vac,,, to suck him off [ 3:05 AM EDT] (C) fox do you get paid to go through this? [ 3:09 AM EDT] all because a guy who came in didn't know english that well and was asking how to find a woman to perform anal on him .....I used babelfish translation ....needless to say we got him sorted out but this other guy had to put in his own 2 cents lololol
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LOL omg.. I was there!!
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6/27/2006 4:50 am |
LOL omg.. I was there!! LOL I still can't remember just how many Nurse both RN and otherwise we have in the room LOL
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Fox4...I know for a FACT most of the men think they are the best on the planet in here!! roflmao. I have yet to see anyone NOT be the total best at rocking your world. I would also add that most don't realize that a CHAT room is not necessarily the waiting room at a whorehouse. lol Even the guys in my chatroom get sick of the leg humpers with their "who wants to see my big dick?" crap. lol One man, bless his heart, had this to say... "I look at my OWN dick all day and I am not sexually satisfied. WTF makes you think the WOMEN will be satisified looking at it asshole??" I just about died laughing at that one. He is right, as if we have a clitoris in our eyes and looking at a penis will totally satisfy our every need. Uh..in that case..I am now over sexed being as I log in and see 100's of dicks daily on here. roflmao.
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6/28/2006 11:18 pm |
Even worse...I was on cam...and some guy asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his dog. Can you say....Animal cruelty?
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6/30/2006 12:37 am |
(C) j2........ well i just happen to like golf , so what's the par for your hole ???LOL [ 3:35 AM EDT] OK that was at least original LOL
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6/30/2006 3:28 am |
LMAO ......OMG this was too funny .....the defender of the gals LOL (M) XXXXXXXXXX you want someone to fuck your brains out? watching you type I think somebody already has. [ 6:27 AM EDT]
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6/30/2006 3:31 am |
Ronny (M) these people make me realize why some animals eat their young [ 6:30 AM EDT] LOLOL OMG he is cracking me up
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6/30/2006 3:38 am |
RonnyATL (M) if you people fuck like you type. you'll never get it in the hole [ 6:34 AM EDT]( M) I want to suck j2's dick [ 6:33 AM EDT] (M) ronny... thats not ..j2p...dick im standing behine her....lol [ 6:34 AM EDT] LOL BTW J2 is a fem LOL
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6/30/2006 3:41 am |
(M) hey j2, let''s get down to-it, do you like to fuck,!!!! like i do,!!!!!!,i know i"m not there as anybody esle,but just make belieive,!!!!,!!!! [ 6:39 AM EDT]
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6/30/2006 3:56 am |
RonnyATL (M) I wanna do pap smears.. out of my truck.. drive by pap smears... [ 6:55 AM EDT] *snicker*
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6/30/2006 5:16 am |
Yep Night ......I swear though that some of these folks are nothing but comic relief......
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Here's one just seen in the NYC Room: I have insomnia......I need a blow job [ 3:31 AM EDT] Then, from the same guy: I''ll fuck you and you sing Joni Mitchell......deal? [ 3:33 AM EDT] He left shortly after that.
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7/1/2006 1:51 am |
Here's one just seen in the NYC Room: I have insomnia......I need a blow job [ 3:31 AM EDT] Then, from the same guy: I''ll fuck you and you sing Joni Mitchell......deal? [ 3:33 AM EDT] He left shortly after that. You sit on my face and play bass....I almost lost I felt an absured need to Quote from a movie ..." Ignore the Man whos face you are sitting on" LOL sorry misquote I know and yes i know I have a twisted sense of humor. LOL
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LOL gotta love guys who are so sure of themselves... (M) ATTENTION!! ********* is here: Ladies you have NOTHING to worry about [ 7:24 PM PDT] you're going to pay my bills? do my laundry? wow, i really DO feel better!
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Goodness. We don't get stuff like that where I chat at in the Basement. Not for long anyway. Lady Hunter / BAB After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009
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7/3/2006 1:48 am |
(F) XXXXXXXXXX you sounded good til I seen the B&D and S&M.. [ 4:43 AM EDT] (M) @fem ...he a sandwich...? [ 4:44 AM EDT]
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AAAHHH one of my favorites... HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up? ME: Sorry, too young, size doesn't matter, and I am not a trailer hitch. HIM: Well who wants your skanky OLD ass anyways? I am sure I have spider webs older than your p*ssy you whore. Gee....now that was attractive..made me want to run right out and screw his immature ass...with a broomstick maybe!! roflmao. If they only KNEW that the rest of the room sees this immature and bitter reply... He immediately went to the NEXT woman and said...you got it.. HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up? As if nothing happened, no one saw him, and he made the rounds on EVERY woman in the room with that line.
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7/3/2006 12:45 pm |
AAAHHH one of my favorites... HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up? ME: Sorry, too young, size doesn't matter, and I am not a trailer hitch. HIM: Well who wants your skanky OLD ass anyways? I am sure I have spider webs older than your p*ssy you whore. Gee....now that was attractive..made me want to run right out and screw his immature ass...with a broomstick maybe!! roflmao. If they only KNEW that the rest of the room sees this immature and bitter reply... He immediately went to the NEXT woman and said...you got it.. HIM: 22....hot...really well hung...wanna hook up? As if nothing happened, no one saw him, and he made the rounds on EVERY woman in the room with that line.
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Fox4...I have seen this bad behavior from ALL ages!! It doesn't seem to be just idiot kids or ignorant old men...hell women say some pretty dumb things too. But I had hoped that maybe immaturity would play a part. Then.... HIM (59 year old man): Wow..look at all the hot p*ssy in here. I got some seasond beef here for yas!!! CUM and GET IT P*SSIES!!! As if that was attractive?? When he was told no by most of the women we got this... HIM AGAIN: Wow...and I thought this was a place for open minded people. I just found nothing but old biddies in kiddie clothing. Geesh...what a waste of money. Man oh man..what a waste of money again?? As if he paid anyone for their time instead of paying TSdates.com for use of its site. I had no clue that a supposed adult man could be so shallow and so stupid.
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7/6/2006 11:06 pm |
(F) Just dont leave the enema bag lying on the floor while inserted. your mate could step on it and blow your vowels out..... [12:54 AM EDT] (F) hey its serious. happened to a friend of a friends cousin 's mothers aunt...... [12:55 AM EDT] (F) Someone stepped on her douche bag and blew her eyeballs right outta the sockets.... honest.. [12:56 AM EDT] LOL all this after someone aske about anal and enemas...one of the regs decided to have some fun LOL
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LOL fox.. omg!!!! *laughing hysterically*
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7/7/2006 2:08 am |
Fox4...I have seen this bad behavior from ALL ages!! It doesn't seem to be just idiot kids or ignorant old men...hell women say some pretty dumb things too. But I had hoped that maybe immaturity would play a part. Then.... HIM (59 year old man): Wow..look at all the hot p*ssy in here. I got some seasond beef here for yas!!! CUM and GET IT P*SSIES!!! As if that was attractive?? When he was told no by most of the women we got this... HIM AGAIN: Wow...and I thought this was a place for open minded people. I just found nothing but old biddies in kiddie clothing. Geesh...what a waste of money. Man oh man..what a waste of money again?? As if he paid anyone for their time instead of paying TSdates.com for use of its site. I had no clue that a supposed adult man could be so shallow and so stupid.
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omg...age........ HIM: Hey rdy...are you into younger guys? ME: Well younger, let's see...I am 41 so younger has a limit it is not everyone back to puberty. I stay 8-10 years no more than that. HIM: So is 25 too young?? Golly Gee folks...remember the comedien Bill Engvall?? "HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!" 41 minuse 8-10 years..simple math...is 25 too young?? If you can't even subtract just 10..a common simple number...10...you can't do anything for ME at all honey. roflmao
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7/7/2006 3:59 pm |
Ok this is what got this whole silly laughing mess started today, I was laffin so hard I was offered CPR several times LOL (F) im sure im not the only one here to have accidently assisted a pet suicide .. [ 6:19 ] She accedently killed kids turtle with airfreshner P(F) Dr. HOney Kevorkian... [ 6:20 PM EDT] k(M) ??? is it a snappin tutorial??? [ 6:20 PM EDT] Y(F) actually i wonder how many penises would strangle .their .um .owners.......... [ 6:21 PM EDT] P(F) But then well.. they peirce them and clamp stuff on their peni.. so why nit attach a pet... you know? a living sorta whatever to their penii... [ 6:22 PM EDT] P(F) Hey babe.. wanna see my turtle snap?? [ 6:23 PM EDT] w(F) so if some turtles have penises...then the others are....snatchin turtles? [ 6:24 PM EDT] H(F) now you are all going to go to bed picturing turtle winkies ..lol [ 6:26 PM EDT] D(M) We should not pik on Honey [ 6:26 PM EDT] D(M) after all she loves turtle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, to death [ 6:26 PM EDT] P(F) I dont think a turtle has a penis.. it would drag in the dirt.... and besides.. by the time the male got around to getting up on his back legs to pump.. he would have died of old age [ 6:27 PM EDT] H(F) you people get sicker every day [ 6:30 PM EDT] can ya tell we were bored and on a tear LOL .........becareful what you ask ....someone just might tell you lmfao
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lol here's a gem... (M) There is a claim to fame I DAMAGE PUSSY [12:09 AM PDT]That's not fame.. that's infamy
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another one... (M) ENGLISH LAD HERE ANY OF U YANK BITCHES WANT IT RIGHT UP THE SHIT BOX [12:16 AM PDT]wait, is that your version of foreplay?
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7/9/2006 11:31 pm |
sadly tonight a guy came in and when i told him I wasn't intersted in chatting he started attacking me, as per usual actually called me a Rude bitch. Then one of the regs came in and copy pasted what I had said to him and told him it waasn't rude .......guy left but needless to say I started crying a bit.....this was not the best night to have this happen.
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Fox4.. Again I unfortunately defer to the immaturity and ego problems over 1/2 the idiots on here have. A polite NO thank you...and they go off on how ugly, fat, disgusting, and stupid we are. Uh..if we were all that bad...what does that make YOU for hitting on us in the first place??? Ever think of that one guys??? If YOU were willing to do us and we were that bad are you that desperate??? But then again..the infamous *you need it up the ass* answer. As I said in MY blogs....if you lose your job...hey babe..bend over and let me ram a broomstick up YOUR ass. I am sure with a little anal you won't mind losing your job at all. Funny..shoving shit UP your ass is supposed to make you feel better?? Yeah...suuuuuuuure. If you can't take a no thank you....imagine how they are in a BAR or face to face....... Like you Fox4..I have regulars that WILL stand up and slam the leg humpers down. It is WRONG to do that shit and you will NOT get laid for it.
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7/10/2006 9:34 am |
Fox4.. Again I unfortunately defer to the immaturity and ego problems over 1/2 the idiots on here have. A polite NO thank you...and they go off on how ugly, fat, disgusting, and stupid we are. Uh..if we were all that bad...what does that make YOU for hitting on us in the first place??? Ever think of that one guys??? If YOU were willing to do us and we were that bad are you that desperate??? But then again..the infamous *you need it up the ass* answer. As I said in MY blogs....if you lose your job...hey babe..bend over and let me ram a broomstick up YOUR ass. I am sure with a little anal you won't mind losing your job at all. Funny..shoving shit UP your ass is supposed to make you feel better?? Yeah...suuuuuuuure. If you can't take a no thank you....imagine how they are in a BAR or face to face....... Like you Fox4..I have regulars that WILL stand up and slam the leg humpers down. It is WRONG to do that shit and you will NOT get laid for it.
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Fox4... Sad to say, if you say that the automatic answer is.."Then you didn't do it right!!! Let ME try and show you how great it is!!" I find it funny that no one is ever really disliking anything, it is always *you didn't do it right*. Funny..I didn't think I had to put my arm in a saw to know I didn't like that...it would hurt.
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7/10/2006 1:31 pm |
LOL Rdy ........there is no such thing as common sense anymore hun ..........least i don't think so .....lord if some of these guys saw the medical reports on some of these women well they might not want to go there.
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7/10/2006 8:08 pm |
(G) ATTENTION Attractive male need it for this tuesday night gang bang in Atlanta any candidates contact me throught email or IM here in Passion.com LOL this might work with some guys *shudder*
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7/11/2006 2:10 am |
Feature #1 (M) Fox4 I am a bit of an ass but I try to direct it [ 5:00 AM EDT] (F) ahh no wonder i'm not into tally.. i don't like anal sex.. [ 5:02 AM EDT] Fox4aKnight1 (F) (__\__)*shake* (__/__) *shake* (__\__) "shake your booty" [ 5:02 AM EDT] LMFAOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Now doesn't this sound appetizing, ladies? (M) any ladies from 310 area like to ride my "custard shooter" [12:34 PM PDT] custard? i thought that was lemon curd...
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7/19/2006 12:54 am |
(M) i wanna find some pussy close to me and eat that shit like a piece of steak then tear it up with the dick [ 3:50 AM EDT] Oh yeah I am inviting him over to dinner LOL NOT!!!
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7/19/2006 7:59 pm |
(M) "They ignore me."...Translation......I have no social skills. [10:57 PM EDT] Boy does here ever got that right! LOL
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7/20/2006 12:59 am |
(F) cock on cam is that like green eggs and ham?..lol [ 3:55 AM EDT] (F) not on a boat and not with a goat..lol [ 3:56 AM EDT]
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This one just says it all... (M) i want any chick right now [ 1:26 AM PDT] Nice to see someone has standards
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7/20/2006 5:14 pm |
(M) I DONT FUCK YOU SLUT [ 8:09 PM EDT] (F) you..... so what do you do with your dick when it gets hard? Hammer nails or something? Or use it as a door stop maybe? [ 8:10 PM EDT] (F) you don't do English either, ya idiot [ 8:10 PM EDT] (M) Sante.. say whats really on your feeble mind?? Ya loser [ 8:10 PM EDT] (F) Sante>>you don't fuck? Sorry for One gets turned down and they yell .....but here is the yelling and the comebacks LOL
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OMG>..I can't begin to tell you the comebacks I have gotten for a polite no thank you in chat. First one..."Who wants an old woman like you anyways?" Me..."you did goof" Second one..."Hey my dick works just as good as any guys" Me..."That was my point, I don't want just anyones" Third one..."I wouldn't f*ck you with another guys dick bitch." Me..."Good thing, the guy that owned it would have all the fun and not you."
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7/21/2006 9:44 pm |
(F) OMG...I mentioned that one of the team member on Mr XXXXXXX church league softball team looked like he had a merkin glued to his head... [12:38 AM EDT] (F) and I didn't think anyone would get it...but ..LOL...a friend of ours busted out laughing [12:38 AM EDT] (F) now..whenever we get email from him..he refers to himself as The Flying Merkin [12:39 AM EDT] (F) or Merkin the Magnificant [12:39 AM EDT] A Merkin is a hairpeice for the genitals btw LOL
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some people's children
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Oh oh oh..another fav... HIM...WHO WANTS TO SEE MY DICK CUM ON CAM!!????? Wow, as if that is sexually satisfying to see YOU get off... Then this was supposed to be a compliment??? HIM...OMG..XXX you are so beautiful...all that face needs is a shot of cum on it to make it better. EWWWWWWWWWWW I know *some* people say they like that..but I fail to see how it makes a beautiful face...better?? Needless to say he did get chased out of the room by the women AND the men for that lameass statement. Too much porn!!!!
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Hahahah.. ok.. lame pick-up line alert!! (M)HEY GIRL I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TONGUE FU.......................................... laughing too hard to really say anything
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Hahahah.. ok.. lame pick-up line alert!! (M)HEY GIRL I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TONGUE FU.......................................... laughing too hard to really say anything
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LOL... I swear, I'm gonna have to steal that one!
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7/30/2006 2:45 pm |
at y'all
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Nooooooooooooooooo haversack!!! don't go over to the dark side!!!
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7/30/2006 4:17 pm |
Hahahah.. ok.. lame pick-up line alert!! (M)HEY GIRL I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TONGUE FU.......................................... laughing too hard to really say anything
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I created the dark side. Me and yoda...go way back. When I am on the dark side...you can't see my corsette and it sounds great swishing on the way by.
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7/31/2006 2:16 pm |
(M) Jules...was thiunkin close to that....thought better would be.....I absoltuely LOVE your dress...would look better on the floor though.....wanna shag??? [ 5:13 PM EDT] (F) LOL my pick-up line is "Fuck me if I'm wrong -but do I know you?" [ 5:12 PM EDT]
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8/9/2006 2:41 pm |
(F) XXX.. i'm looking for lunch [ 5:35 PM EDT] (F) XXX.. i'm not looking for anything but friendship [ 5:36 PM EDT] (M) FEM....i can be eaten alllllll day long [ 5:36 PM EDT] (F) lol XXX.. sorry.. i'm not into cannibalism [ 5:37 PM EDT]
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roflmao @ this Okay...guy says..."Hey I am close!!" I respond with my normal "the neighbor is close but I don't date him." He says..."I didn't want a date...looking at your age...did you think I wanted a date?" Yeah...he is 19 and I am 41. As if THAT was a turn on to hear and make me want to rush out and have sex. rofl
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8/11/2006 7:03 am |
(M) H, I am truly sorry your mother dropped you on your head while she was breast feeding you [ 9:57 AM EDT]
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8/14/2006 11:06 pm |
(M) what i do is.... i pull up the hood..........and I scream at it "STIMULATE YOURSELF"....... what am i doing wrong? [ 2:00 AM EDT (C) A - give it a good book to read - lol [ 2:00 AM EDT (M) b, naw, this is a diffrent clit [ 2:01 AM EDT] (C) A- if it can''t read, then make sure the book has pictures. [ 2:02 AM EDT]
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OMG...2 for you. #1...(Talking to no one in particular) MY CAM IS ON JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! #2...(Again talking to no one) I am going to blow my load!! Watch now!!! I laugh every time I see that shit. They are like 5 year olds that found some new trick and act as if WE are just as fasctinated as they are. I do know some people like that, but to just blurt it out in a *NON* cam room...omg..way too funny!!! He is gonna blow!! quick click on his cam!!!
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LOL (M) I want an older vaginal cavity to play with! Might I suggest a nursing home?
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ROFL!! (F) im as horny as a two peckered billy goat on viagra
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OMG!! Toooo funny! (M) **** ID LOVE TO SEE U SPREAD UR LEGS N RUB UR MINKY heh... gotta love camtards
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You won't believe this one... This was said TO me directly!! HIM..."Rdy..do you always talk this much? Isn't there such a thing as a woman without a head so she doesn't talk but still has a p*ssy to f*ck??" Trust me..the Gents of the room had a field day with Mr. Iam21anddon'tknowshit.
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8/24/2006 1:49 am |
( M ) slapn...........silly guy, dicks are meant for chicks [ 4:45 AM EDT] *snicker* I will never look at trix the same way again LOL
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OOH these are so funny..and totally unbelievable. And then they wonder WHY they can't get laid??
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LOL fox!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAH (M) IM SAYING YOU WOULD BE TO LIGHT AND COULDNT HANDLE THE POWER AND PAIN OF ME [ 1:33 PM PDT] Power? what power?? Pain in da a$$ maybe...
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This was absolutely priceless.. I can't stand men that feel THEY know us better than we know ourselves and they feel they can TELL us what we want and like. HE SAYS: Rdy.. if you just stop and look the perfect man for you is right her under your nose. I REPLY: Well that right there says I know it would NOT be you for I don't need to be TOLD who I like or what I like. HE SAYS: Why don't you shut the f*ck up you frigid bulldyke bitch. Wow.. a moment ago he was my dream perfect man!! hahaha
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Oh what a turn on....NOT. HE... I lost mine to a woman from Birmingham. ME... Hey, does she know you talk like this about her?? discretion ya know? HE... Yes, she does. ME... Okay, just I wouldn't like that. But if it is cool with her then. HE... Yep.. no problem. (knowing what I just said about talking he then says this) HE... Hey Rdy..wanna be my next fuck??? (oh, what a thrill.. a guy that has notches he shares and calles women fucks. Yeah, I rushed to that one...NOT.
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rofl foxy!!!
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Ewwwww that's kinda a gross visualization there...
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I am so laughing my ass off at this shit...THANKS!!
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anytime sux.. LOL.. now you know what I'm doing when I'm laughing so hard at some of the posts..
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LOL Tracers.. good one!!
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OMG...This guy kept posting over and over... **LARGE COCK HERE...WITH SOUND!!** Would someone tell me WHAT THE HELL does a cock sound like OTHER than to crow like a rooster??? hahahahahaha
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lol foxy
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OMG IF THIS ISN'T THE SILLIEST!! This KID, at 18.. came into our room. He hit on me saying I was *soo hot...soo sweet*..blah blah blah. Upon saying no, I didn't want someone just out of high school when I am 41...I got this... "Well who wants that disease hindering pit you have anyways bitch?" If that isn't the LARGEST case of *sour grapes*. hahahaa I was SOO HOT till I said NOOOOO. hahaha And Bill the Cat says.....
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OMG... I don't think I would want to be *quite* that slippery inside as to say an ice rink!! hahahaha
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As if all these posts aren't funny enough.. I'm just coming out of being a regular of the sauna for years.. and let me tell you.. it's not only the men that are lame and pathetic..the women can be just as trollish as the men.. if not worse at times! Heres a few.. Now one of my (personal) favorites.. is when they come in the room and straight off ask me.. "How sweet IS your ass?".. Now if i had a nickle for everytime i've been asked that.. And of course i always have a smartass remark in response to them.. and they usually still keep on..as if.. . "I like your clothes...but I'd like them more crumpled beside my bed" (This was used by a regular there once.. and she says it actually worked.. LO Couldn't even tell you how many times I've seen this one.. "You all are bitches, I pay for this site i deserve to get some pussy" (YES! sometimes men do slip into the sauna under female handles.. ya think? LOL.. and whats even funnier is watching them cyber each other thinking they are both women.. ) Great blog Wally!! And thanks to Artsy for pimping you out.. I've enjoyed every minute of it..
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5/29/2007 3:23 pm |
ROFLMAO....you think this stuff is stupid you should read some of my emails....
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How about ridiculous handles? The funniest/worst I've seen is IGlueTwatsShut...LMAO.........There's also SmellyTwatBreath....Sheesh!
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I still can't get over *Who wants to see my cock*... as if no other man has one and NO ONE has seen a dick.
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roflmao!!!!! omg!!! i haven't been here in awhile (kinda got a life...) this is too freakin funny!!! thanks foxy for keeping this up!
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Okay.. I thought this was gross on BOTH peoples behalves, but I had to think of THIS blog when I read this in the chatroom. HE.."Hey, wanna hook up?" HER.."I can't, I just started my period." (shocked, I can't believe that would be announced even if it WAS true. eww) He.."Hell..God gave you two holes. We can do it either in the Blood or in the Mud baby!!" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW what a way to word that..ewwwwwwww
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blood or mud?? why do I hear dueling banjos??
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ROFLMAO @ DUELING BANJOS... Omg.. now that made such a perfect visual!!
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ROFLMAO.. I am always amazed at the things that are said in chat... just when I thought it can't get any worse... IT DOES. lol
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OHH I couldn't stop laughing at THIS joker. He was married and looking to cheat and OPENLY said so... with these lines.. "Hey, had my wife been doing HER job, I wouldn't be here." "Hey, she was told there MUST be intimacy or else." I can't tell you how the women and a few MEN were telling this asshole to just shut up he was so rude to the women. You *order* your wife to f*ck you?? I think I know why there is no sex in THIS house. He was very VERY out of shape and hairy all over, I know, he sent me a pic of his hairy ass and asked me if I was intersted... EWWWW NOT.
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OH this was priceless.. guy comes into the chatroom.. says THIS to me FIRST..not hello or anything else... "Gee Rdy.. you need to be single and on the market again." Uh...I should dump the person "I LIKE" because "HE" wants to screw me?? I did post that and he came back with.. "It was a compliment." UH..lol again... it is a compliment to tell me to break up and get rid of a man as if me doing that I would RUSH to HIM.. yeah..right.
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OH I HAVE TO COMMENT!! The two people with the funny names ARE true. HOWEVER, they are Ima Hogg and Ura Belcher!! That is a TRUE story!! AND NOW.. THE TRUE STORY OF BRASS MONKEY BALLS!! It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys. Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you? Leave it to ME to know this crap..rofl
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ARTSY.. ROFLMAO.. that was funny!! thanks for sharing.
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ROFLMAO.. that IS funny!
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I haven't posted on this in a long time.. but here's a new one (52M) I would love to have a pussy burger with my shot of tequila [11:23 AM]
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I haven't posted on this in a long time.. but here's a new one (52M) I would love to have a pussy burger with my shot of tequila [11:23 AM]
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