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Idiots and the Auto-Reply
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Idiots and the Auto-Reply Some of you have seen my auto-reply. Others haven't, some haven't seen it in a while. This is the first paragraph: This is an auto-reply. That means, I wrote the text, yes, but I don't send it. TSdates.com sends it automatically to let you know your mail was received. Therefore, don't send me snotty comments about getting an autoreply. If you're so stupid you respond to the autoreply, trust me when I say there isn't enough chlorine in your gene pool for me to even consider writing back to you. It was written that way because this site is so rife with air thieves. For years, that auto-reply worked. I didn't get reported to abuse for having an auto-reply. See, a few years ago, some inbred moron reported me to abuse because he kept writing and getting an auto-reply that he didn't like. He got pissed that I wasn't writing anything else. The thing was, I had a broken video card during all of that, so I didn't get his ten emails and find out I was suspended until after the fact. One call to abuse fixed things though. But then came yesterday. In the space of an hour, I got four emails from someone who was incredibly unable to grasp the concept of the auto reply: Date: Mar 22, 2008 12:34 PM CDT Subject: hello how are yuoooooooooo! hope your having a great day.... Normally, I'd look at a mail like that, send a quick reply and be on my way. But he sent four more... Date: Mar 22, 2008 12:50 PM CDT Subject: hell yes nice responds but you can do better if you try put more thought to it now. I will not stop how about you? Like, WTF? I have a barely literate obvious foreigner challenging me to do better? OVER AN AUTO-REPLY??????? Does this imbecile really think that I wrote something personally and pretended it was an auto-reply? Because, as I said before, he wrote back... Date: Mar 22, 2008 1:02 PM CDT Subject: hello I could write nasty things but I like to use my mind-soooo I,m sorry your not a happy person and need me as a kicking post. I good for it and strong backed...... love (handle deleted) HE LIKES TO USE HIS MIND????????? Then why the fuck can't he tell it's an auto-reply and I'm not sitting here taking perverse joy in sending him the same thing over and over and over again? Hell, I've been visiting [blog neveragain80] all week and we weren't even here when he was sending his barely literate drivel. But as all things must pass and this particular air thief decided I wasn't smart enough for him, this was the last email I received: Date: Mar 22, 2008 1:39 PM CDT Subject: hello your still a good looking lady to me.. so have a great dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....... love (handle deleted)..... Well, you know when I found what he had written, I just had to set him straight. Here's what I sent him this morning: Whether the concept of the AUTO-REPLY is lost on you completely, or you think you're being witty, guess what? You're coming off as a complete imbecile. You do need to work on both your grammar and reading comprehension. This Yankee bitch is not impressed. So , tell me. How do I make my auto-reply more clear for the air thieves out there who don't seem to understand how the site works? I mean, this guy has American Indian down as his race. No, they have better schools than that. This guy is either Pakistani or Mexican, as they're the ones who do that leaning on a key and not letting up, thinking women find it charming. I do know, I'm waiting with bated breath to see what I get back from him. |
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I actually laugh every time I get to read your auto reply. You know what I think, even after 'tweaking' my profile dozens of times along with my auto reply...they didn't get it, they won't get it, and they never will get it. As long as some idiot doesn't send you to so called abuse what the hell. Might as well put in a message that you're gone for Christmas/Winter Holidays; see if they figure something like that out! 
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Let's be fair, he says he likes to use his mind, but he doesn't say what he likes to use his mind for. Judging from this, maybe he likes to use it as a soccer ball...
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3/23/2008 1:59 pm |
To be fair, this is one guy that couldn't understand your auto reply. And we've established pretty clearly (he was kind enough to do so for himself) that he's a bit of a twat. It doesn't mean there is anything wrong with your auto reply. So stick with it and resist the urge to fiddle! The thing is, nothing can ever be made foolproof, because there is no limit to the ingenuity of some fools.... Blogito ergo sum.
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3/23/2008 6:52 pm |
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I think your auto-response was loud and clear. If this guy didn't get it, there is no hope. Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?
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Like me and the 22 yr old--remember? the one who wanted to marry you....and me.....and buttbaby3121--further converstaion with this moron will be having a battle of wits with an un-armed person. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Let's all just hope he doesn't re-produce, eh?
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perhaps everything will work out better if your auto-reply said "I'll suck the dick of you and every other guy who writes me." That way they're less enraged when they keep writing back to your auto-reply asking when and where.
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My only suggestion is maybe add "I haven't actually read your message yet". Other than that - ur auto-reply is fabulous. The only thing I HAVE to do is eat, shit, and die. Everything else is a choice.
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I've come to the conclusion that at least half of the men on this site (I'm trying to be kind) can read, so the concept of an auto-reply surely escapes them. Now, having just logged on and having read your post last night, I just had to share todays email with you. I think this guys is a relative of the one that wrote to you. (the following is copied and pasted from my email. I couldn't type this way ...) "I am felling today to lick your nice tits and lick it in between to wet it out and stick my large and hot full of cum cock in between and cum all over you mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,and start kissing you starting with your tongue and all the way down so you can cum over and over and over."  Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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Seems like your auto reply is doing a good job of sorting out fools for you, so don't fix it if it ain't broke...
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the site shouldn't made auto-reply emails repliable, before it was better, when they couldn't reply an auto-reply email. Geez...don't these fellas know the difference between an auto-reply email and a normal email?        ~~~*I* only blog for entertainment and for practicing my Inglés~~~  
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Auto reply Kiss Kiss If that doesn't shut down the servers try A.A.'s auto reply, nothing will ever get through for all the traffic. Wild Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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3/30/2008 1:55 pm |
My auto-reply doesn't work most of the time. But it says "I was hoping for someone a little less ugly." Also, I moved my profile to Uzbekistan and almost *never* get any email. Funny post, by the way.
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3/30/2008 4:12 pm |
I got this email the other day: Subject: Saturday or Sunday Night Fun? Mar 28, 2008 9:59 PM PDT Hi, I am the male of our Passion.com ad. My wife is in California for awhile, and I would love to get together with you. I could come to your neck of the woods, or, have you here in my neck of the woods. What do you think? His response to my auto-reply: Huh? Nuf said. Do you think he will figure it out on his own?  Requiem  [blog Brit_Bints] Who are they?
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I have to say that the responses I got for my auto reply seem to be like many "your loss" blah blah or about my "sending" it. They don't get that it is like an online answering machine merely stating that I received their email and I am not home at the moment. As the one person said, do they actually say into an answering machine when they call a house, "Hey, wtf did you put this thing on the phone for when you could have picked it up??" I bet NOT!! The idea that we "chose to send that" leads me to believe that they think we have this answer cut and copied somewhere like the "quick replies" just waiting to be sent. lol Again.. why did they not READ the instructions when they themselves signed up?? IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE!!! As for my loss I didn't get to know them.. uh.. we ALL, male and female, at one time or another have seen a person that looked so bad we avoided them. They were either ugly, scary, or just that weird, maybe even some other reason. I see NO reason at all that "I" have to take time out of MY day because someone ELSE has the hots for me, and sit down and humor their ass just to say GET LOST!! May they be a nice person?? possibly. If they look that bad/scary/whatever that I avoided them in the first place are they gonna get laid?? NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!!! So I didn't LOSE anything..roflmao. It is a mighty conceited theory that everyone is at a loss because someone else didn't fall to their knees and worship. lol
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ROTFLMFAO I have had men actually have conversations with my auto-reply. A few months back I had one such as this (no not verbatim, but you get the gist) AFTER THE INITIAL AUTO-RESPONSE What, you didn't get my picture? I'll send it again. NEXT ONE Something must be wrong with this site, I guess my photo is not downloading right. Let me know if you get this... I never responded in the first place because if he had read my profile (as I instruct in my auto-reply), he would not have even contacted me.
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.............When did you move to Oklahoma? HMMMMM!
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