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MILKING, DIVING AND KZOOING
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MILKING, DIVING AND KZOOING   This morning, like every morning, I was milking a cow for my milk but I thought I’d change the routine and tell my cow a joke. After hearing the joke, my cow said, "Pull the udder one!" Why do divers enter the water backwards? Because if divers entered forwards, they’d fall into the boat! I’ve noticed Mr kzoo, aka kzoopair, isn’t blogging so much. This could be a safeguarding issue - what’s happened to Mrs kzoo, what’s happened to Gracie? what’s happened to Marco? I fear the authorities need to know! Have you ever done a dive? Have you ever milked a cow? Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? I’ve not done any serious diving, whether snorkel or scuba, but I’ve done a spectacular belly-flop from the top diving board of my local swimming pool! I’ve milked a cow; I am a farmer’s after all! But more important, I’m missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts of what is happening in his nearby woods even if I have to shut my eyes at the evidence of what’s happening! But I fear that Mr kzoo may have been lost in the Battle of the Alamo many, many decades ago - see Percy Moran's painting below showing Mr kzoo, on the very right, trying to help a man being shot, or is he really trying to grope the breast of a man who doesn't seem to be in any position to defend himself from Mr kzoo’s groping?!  |
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i miss his blog too.......... You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Have you ever done a dive? No Have you ever milked a cow? No Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? Yes  So would you call yourself an amateur or a professional cow groper?  Vive La Difference
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I do miss Kazoo's posts, but have noticed him (them) wandering around recently. Even though I'm from Nebraska, I have not milked a cow. Does diving in a swimming pool count? .. I did wear scuba gear in a pool once. Whoa. Breathing underwater is a rush! .. Certifications are usually required to go on more serious dives. I would like to try something called "drift diving" someday. (It's pretty much what it sounds like. .. Just drifting with the current underwater.)
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Have you ever done a dive? I had a scuba cert back in the 70/80 but don't now. I would like to do some wreck diving in the Pacific someday. I snorkle when I get the opportunity. Have you ever milked a cow? Nope When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Milking a Cow. Yes, I used to do that as teen. my family had cows, they sold the milk daily. I was up at 5am milking cows with all my relatives. Now days I only milk men Bahahaha No scuba for me. Kzoo, love him. he is a good man. I know he is busy with lots of family things. and doing his thing. I heard from him last night.
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milked a cow, but wet suits do not have strategic holes in them
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Have you ever done a dive? The only diving I've done is muff diving. Have you ever milked a cow? I have indeed, and I've milked a lot of other easier jobs too. Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? As a matter of fact I am sort of missing them. I'm not sure when I'm going to write a post again. Events seem to have a way of conspiring against it. I do miss reading other blogs here and talking to my friends. Mrs. Kzoo is doing just fine. Thanks for the shout out, Spunky!  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Have you ever done a dive? Other than some naughty diving, No diving for me  Have you ever milked a cow? Way to many times while growing on the farm [image]Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? Seems from above, he is well
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I would NEVER dive........I have pulled many teats in my younger farm days! I see Kzoo is about !
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I have milked a cow and my kids thought it was magic! I have worn dive gear and gone diving and I have even skin dived (and yes, that is the correct past tense for it in American English!). And yes, I miss KZoo's posts but I talk to him frequently enough and he will come back when he has the time and energy. (KtMnDu is ill and will be back when he is better). kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Bonjour Spunky Je n'ai jamais tiré sur le pis d'une vache , seulement celui d'un homme J'ai plongé pour ramasser des moules Je regrette que Kzoopair ne fasse plus de post, j'aime bien quand il prend la défense de certain blogueur ou qu'il nous parle de sa forêt et de ses marais ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky I never shoot the udder of a cow, only that of a man I dived to pick up mussels I regret that Kzoopair does not post anymore, I like when it takes the defense of some blogger or that it speaks to us of its forest and its marshes ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Have you ever done a dive? On thing I wasn't very interested in. Answer is no Have you ever milked a cow? yes Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? Sure am missing him. I found him the other day commenting on my blog. YOU ARE MISSED KZ! WE WANT YOU BACK BLOGGING AGAIN. Also Ms Naughty isn't around much either.. She is missed as well. hugss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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No to both and yes I do miss Kzoo's posts but keep in touch with him off site. ~~Anais Nin~~
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i miss his blog too.......... 
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Ouch!
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Mr kzoo, kzoopair, does a great blog about his local woods and all the goings-on that happens in the woods. I think he's been too busy taking photos of the woods to blog about the photos he's taken in the woods!
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Being raised on a farm is a gerat way to learn about sex!
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I think Mr kzoo may have fallen in love with the local woodchuck in his woods to post again!
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Have you ever done a dive? No Have you ever milked a cow? No Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? Yes So would you call yourself an amateur or a professional cow groper?
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I do miss Kazoo's posts, but have noticed him (them) wandering around recently. Even though I'm from Nebraska, I have not milked a cow. Does diving in a swimming pool count? .. I did wear scuba gear in a pool once. Whoa. Breathing underwater is a rush! .. Certifications are usually required to go on more serious dives. I would like to try something called "drift diving" someday. (It's pretty much what it sounds like. .. Just drifting with the current underwater.) I've never done scuba diving, sounds too scary!
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Have you ever done a dive? I had a scuba cert back in the 70/80 but don't now. I would like to do some wreck diving in the Pacific someday. I snorkle when I get the opportunity. Have you ever milked a cow? Nope
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Milking a Cow. Yes, I used to do that as teen. my family had cows, they sold the milk daily. I was up at 5am milking cows with all my relatives. Now days I only milk men Bahahaha No scuba for me. Kzoo, love him. he is a good man. I know he is busy with lots of family things. and doing his thing. I heard from him last night.
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milked a cow, but wet suits do not have strategic holes in them
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Have you ever done a dive? The only diving I've done is muff diving. Have you ever milked a cow? I have indeed, and I've milked a lot of other easier jobs too. Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? As a matter of fact I am sort of missing them. I'm not sure when I'm going to write a post again. Events seem to have a way of conspiring against it. I do miss reading other blogs here and talking to my friends. Mrs. Kzoo is doing just fine. Thanks for the shout out, Spunky!
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Have you ever done a dive? Other than some naughty diving, No diving for me Have you ever milked a cow? Way to many times while growing on the farm [image]Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? Seems from above, he is well
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I would NEVER dive........I have pulled many teats in my younger farm days! I see Kzoo is about !
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I have milked a cow and my kids thought it was magic! I have worn dive gear and gone diving and I have even skin dived (and yes, that is the correct past tense for it in American English!). And yes, I miss KZoo's posts but I talk to him frequently enough and he will come back when he has the time and energy. (KtMnDu is ill and will be back when he is better). kk
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Have you ever done a dive? nope Have you ever milked a cow? nope Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? sure, but I do get to keep up with him once in a while elsewhere too, so he's not really missing for me.
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Bonjour Spunky Je n'ai jamais tiré sur le pis d'une vache , seulement celui d'un homme J'ai plongé pour ramasser des moules Je regrette que Kzoopair ne fasse plus de post, j'aime bien quand il prend la défense de certain blogueur ou qu'il nous parle de sa forêt et de ses marais ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky I never shoot the udder of a cow, only that of a man I dived to pick up mussels I regret that Kzoopair does not post anymore, I like when it takes the defense of some blogger or that it speaks to us of its forest and its marshes ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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Have you ever done a dive? On thing I wasn't very interested in. Answer is no Have you ever milked a cow? yes Are you missing Mr kzoo’s blog posts? Sure am missing him. I found him the other day commenting on my blog. YOU ARE MISSED KZ! WE WANT YOU BACK BLOGGING AGAIN. Also Ms Naughty isn't around much either.. She is missed as well. hugss V
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No to both and yes I do miss Kzoo's posts but keep in touch with him off site.
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I miss Kzoo quite a bit. I hope the fun returs for all of us. My featured post this week: Pulling Fantasy Sex Out of My Ass.
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I miss Kzoo quite a bit. I hope the fun returs for all of us.
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