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Ya'v stolen the good ones. "One more, for the road" - when you're not driving, and you're happy you're not driving. "Hang on a sec, I KNOW that doorman. We can get in... no worries." The satisfaction when the maître de, comes by and says - "This one is on the house," and joins in with the toast... which turns into a couple more. That special feeling when he comes by and says "The chef thought you'd like this", and plops a plate of heaven in front of you. There are tons, aren't there? Farts? 🤔 Uhm.. not really. unless it's your style. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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- pop only one bubble from a bubble wrap sheet - drive home with food and not take a few fries - watch just one youtube video - puff puff give - remove USB memory stick from the computer without safely removing it first
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get involved in a land war in Asia spit into the wind pull on Superman's cape trust the driver in front of you to do the right/smart thing trust the restaurant to get your takeout order right hit a 1 iron outrun a bear assume the person ahead of you will hold the door for you [cause that's what you would do] engage in a battle of wits with an idiot make frivolous lists .... damn it! Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it 
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Sorry I got nuthin. The tootsie pop wasn't what I had expected that to be.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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One does not simply... expect the words and even letters to stop disappearing from our blogs anytime soon. think that women will stop getting ridiculous emails from desperate thoughtless guys ruining it for guys who show some class and treat women with dignity and respect. think that you can feel good about yourself without laughing at least once a day. It really is the best medicine. want to see you go a long time again without blogging. You were truly missed because we really enjoy your posts. 😉   Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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Yo sólo espero que alguien desabroche mi bragueta...y mejor si está oscuro...
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Madam, if I may, you seem to have me mistaken for someone else! I would never fart then blame it on someone else. If I crack one off loudly, it is with the utmost pride and satisfaction. If I drop one silently, I accept full responsibility by making a full and public disclosure. I take a great deal of pride in my work don't you know! One does not simply: - cover the water stains with one coat of paint - yep, I had a leak....... - tie up a cast with 3 flies and not get a fankle in the first 5 minutes...... - cover your girl's neck with hot soft kisses and expect that to be enough...... I LOVE being quoted random movie lines, I get to guess the film! Great wee post McJ........more please! 
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Walk into the land of Mordor and destroy the ring of power. Yeah I'm a Nerd. 
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One does not simply....sit down to play just ONE song on the piano, or dance just ONE dance. Have a great day, and be nice to one another.
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Piss on an electric fence or wire and not get shocked  Pass a Highway Patrolman doing 85 in a 55 zone and not get Stopped  
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3/5/2021 4:34 am |
Lol
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One does not simply..........dispel romantic notions with talk of flatulence.......what ye really need for that, and to save yersel' a trip, is for me to paint you a picture of my hairy, cheesy, sweaty and apparently now spotty scottish arse! Howzat? Those pesky Garthok, I'd narfle them any day! (Had to oogle it, but I LOVE that film!!)
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One does not simply... - Order a $60 steak and woof it down like its a big mac. - Fall asleep on a plane and lay your head on the shoulder of the stranger next to you. - Carry a coat on your arm when they are just running 10 feet from car to door (either put it on or leave it home  ).- Go to the beach and lay your sh*t down 18" from someone else's sh*t. - Leave your hair in the shower drain. - Leave your dirty plate on the kitchen table (yes I have teenagers). - Tell your man about the masseuse's man hands fiddling with your thong. - Expect the NY Mets or NY Rangers to win a championship. - Interrupt a couple having a tender moment with a silly question. - cut me off on the road and not expect to be called a douche! I could go on but you get the hint. Thanks for the laughs Bella. PLEASE COME AND CHECK OUT MY BLOG AND IF YOU ENJOYED IT LEAVE ME A COMMENT. KEEP IT SEXY!!
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..Take one sip of Whiskey! Happy Friday!!!
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Howl just once when listening to Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Jules1590 replies on 3/5/2021 8:11 am: Ha ha ha...! Priceless! I can NEVER POP just one bubble. I'm the 5 year old that will lay it out on the floor and stomp all over it driving my poor dog to insanity. YES... the fries call to us my friend. They call to us all... giggling at PUFF PUFF give... Our USB is safely lodged in the computer as I type. No worries there. And for you... One does not simply pull out his guitar, strum a few chords and put it away. One does not simply visit a client and expect them to be wearing masks. "What the... !" I save the bubble wrap after we move on the premises that we can reuse them for future move. It's a lie. It's so I can pop them later. When it comes to food in the car, I have great self control. Save it for the home. Pull out my guitar? Not sure if that's sexual innuendo or you've actually seen me get on cam with my guitar on TSdates.com 
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One does not ...simply click your heels together three times and have the person of your dreams show up.....lol.... that requires an amazing streak of pure blind luck! ...carpe diem....
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To paraphrase comedian Ron White...... One does not simply 'Fix' stupid.....
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3/7/2021 12:46 pm |
One does not simply wait around for a good wet dream! Please become an Apollo602021 blog follower!
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One does not simply .... Lick it and Stick it and yes I did mean a stamp
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Jules1590 replies on 3/10/2021 9:25 pm: LOL. I'm embarrassed that I had to read this one a couple of times before it sank in. Nope, gotta howl... several times AT LEAST! Well, at least your hair is perfect When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Jules1590 replies on 3/10/2021 10:39 pm: lol. I applaud your steely self control when it comes to the aroma of hot fries wafting through your vehicle. Bravo! And no, I have not seen you on cam strumming your guitar. You've mentioned previously that you played and I remembered. Maybe I should give you a small concerto on the cam one night
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From D/s days of yore.... One does not simply....... tame a brat....
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3/16/2021 3:42 pm |
Nice!
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One does not simply....look at one sexy person and never look at another.
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