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Douchebag Awards
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Douchebag Awards  I am sure you ladies and men out there has received an email or been out with someone that could only be considered a douchebag. I will share with you an email that I received a few weeks ago. If you have any that you want to share please do so. I had some help with this blog from a women in the Great Lakes chat room. This guy wrote me and said. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Frankly my dear who gives a sh*t about why you are here? and the purpose of your presence here is what to bless us desperate, weak ass human beings who allow or sex lives to torture us as we try to engage many and bang a few...I guess were are not fucking worthy of having such a superior human being in our midst  here's an idea go to account and blog your ass off...what the fuck are you on a fuck site for..I bet you a marvelous mastrubator or is this your idea of seduction...lots of smart women here who make dumbass decisions if you're that bored use a vibrator, your hands and toys  don't bother to return this missive...trust me I'm not worthy of anyone's contempt least of all on this site get over yourself ....fast------------------------------------------------------------------ Parts of his profile states: ***Patience is not a virtue when it comes to pleasure, its a waste of time*** ***A great sex life is the combination of being selfish, good health and stupidity*** ***the world doesn't revolve around you or your pubic triangle*** ***P.S. anyone who has autoreply on this site is an idiot you're not that damn important*** ***COUPLES most couples can't decide on what color to paint their house, how to raise or where to eat how the FUCK are you going to decide who you swing with you guys are about as real as a three dollar bill,*** ***I don't mind pursuing you but if you think that it takes an Act of Congress or a Constitutional Amendment to have sex then we ain't talking*** ------------------------------------------------------------------ OHHH yeah.. a real winner there. The world may not revolve around our pubic triangle as it doesn't revolve around anyone's penis.. but SEX DOES.. and if you act like this.. YOU GET NO P*SSY!!! rofl HE may not give a sh*t about why we are here..but WE don't give a sh*t about guys like this. I wouldn't insult the male gender by including him in it. So childish and immature because HE can't have you.. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!  I had my best orgasm.  |
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GOOD JOB HUN!! Welcome to the blogs, and I am sure you will get TONS of people with responses to this, many with some exacly like it unfortunately. xoxoxox
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Another woman in the chat room said: and jan? the "prefer not to say' under his marital status indicates hes a cheater - and with his head up his ass that far, its no wonder his wife wont fuck him I had my best orgasm.
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11/16/2010 1:34 pm |
What a fucking goofball....loser plain and simple. I wouldn't lose sleep over this clown babe.M
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ROFLMFAO  I say we all take up a collection and get that  a pocket pussy or a blow-up doll, cause he aint getting laid on here. Thanks for the POST, cause it made my day with a good chuckle after running into a few morons on here myself. I've learned over the years to never argue with a moron, cause they'll beat ya with experience. Seems like this site has alot of people with nothing better to do than be rude, disrespectful to all the people trying to have fun. If they dish it out, expect to get it back 10 fold from me cause I aint gonna put up with no one elses fuckin shit. People seem to get a little more brave when they are online; but don't fool yourselves, cause you can be tracked and hacked in less than a minute. People need to read what they write online before they push send, because being disrespectful will not work in my world or anyone elses who has a head on their shoulders with brains included. Great for you not letting him push you around, and thanks a million for the great laugh!!!Be safe n have fun!!! D █♥█ Be safe n have fun!!! JCL
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11/16/2010 2:51 pm |
love to chat with you sometime
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Thanks rdy we will see. I had my best orgasm.
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motormaniac2 Ha ha I have been reading other blog and there are a lot of women that get that kind of shit on this site. I had my best orgasm.
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Advent, No fricking way would I ever lose any sleep over a douchebag. I had my best orgasm.
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JuiceyClitLicker I'm in total agreement with you. Thanks for your post. I had my best orgasm.
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LOL Hon, this guy is in the running for the Douche Bag Award for the year. Gee, can we have a monthly award kind of like Playboy has the monthly Playmate and then at the end of the year, we could have the Grand Douche Bag Award LOL. Luv ya Hon. See you in the chat room. Will be seeing you I hope in the next several months 
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LOL Hon, this guy is in the running for the Douche Bag Award for the year. Gee, can we have a monthly award kind of like Playboy has the monthly Playmate and then at the end of the year, we could have the Grand Douche Bag Award LOL. Luv ya Hon. See you in the chat room. Will be seeing you I hope in the next several months I had my best orgasm.
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LOL Hon, this guy is in the running for the Douche Bag Award for the year. Gee, can we have a monthly award kind of like Playboy has the monthly Playmate and then at the end of the year, we could have the Grand Douche Bag Award LOL. Luv ya Hon. See you in the chat room. Will be seeing you I hope in the next several months #1...Best Complimentary Emails wupdates #2...Emailslame, boring, or just plain stupidwupdates #3...A polite No Thank You can cause thiswupdates #4...Unsolicited HATE Emails no prior contactwupdates Although I DID list one for the "BEST" messages in there as well. NOT EVERYONE on this site is a doofus.. but there is a plethora of them for sure!!
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HAHAHAHA Nicely put CCL. If we are going to do that.. here is a listing of contenders.... #1...Best Complimentary Emails wupdates #2...Emailslame, boring, or just plain stupidwupdates #3...A polite No Thank You can cause thiswupdates #4...Unsolicited HATE Emails no prior contactwupdates Although I DID list one for the "BEST" messages in there as well. NOT EVERYONE on this site is a doofus.. but there is a plethora of them for sure!! I had my best orgasm.
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Stormy.. same here hon. As I said, NOT ALL are idjits...lol there are many men who ARE respectful and polite. It is just the bad apples seem to outweight the good ones and they do ruin it for them. The men wonder why women don't respond.. this is one reason why.
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Hey Jan, Nice job on your blog......very entertaining. I'd have to say this guy's about as sharp as a marble. Thanks for sharing and keep up the good work. Hugs Tramp  Shoulda been a cowboy... 
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I just found out the the guy in question had his account with A F F deactivated by the management. I had my best orgasm.
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12/4/2010 5:52 pm |
Those are the kinds of fuck heads that make us nice guys have problems!! what a dick..
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I had a message from a man that wanted to pay me for sex. Can you believe that? He wanted to pay me for anal sex. I was going to post the message on here but the next time I looked it was gone. A F F had deleted it and banned him from the message center.
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1/6/2011 1:44 pm |
there r some D Bags on here loved to chat sometime will be in saginaw valentines weekend cant send an e-mail being standard member
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1/9/2011 4:03 pm |
Some just dont get it,and they make them self's look foolish
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LOL I got a new one. He said: To late I jerked off all ready. Fuck my cock next time please I had my best orgasm.
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hello your blings are wonderful.hugs.    WELCOME ON MY BLOG [blog bengl66]
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HAHAHA wtg Stormy!!
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This is one more frustrated and angry piece of poo. Stormy I think he was venting on because it's the only way he can get release.. Too bad it was directed at you. Get some help Dude !
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5/19/2011 12:36 pm |
That guy has some serious anger issues, and major self esteem issues and not to mention some sexual identity issues..and that email is a projection of his lifetime anger and frustration and really its not directed towards you, its at you, and he clearly had no guidance in normal sexual health and lets not forget the purpose in having fun.These are the types of people we see that cause harm to others in a matter of a snap.. like a ticking time bomb.. he mentions the word weak, desperate, I would say he was verbally abused growing up.. These type of people you have to feel sorry for and just hit DELETE, although Ive had my fair share of ignorant emails and a blog I wrote about it.. anything hateful or distasteful directed towards you is in the power of a cowardly act fueled by a keyboard of letters because they wouldnt have the guts to say it to your face.. Nicely handled. deanna dmsitalia[/B]
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10/25/2011 11:19 am |
Love love and sex with you forever I love you and love you too
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11/24/2011 9:06 pm |
 heven nectar is sweet warm pussy juicenothing taste any better or any sweeter soft smell of womans warm pussy can keep me up and erect ready to screw and cum all night long.till i go limp and my nuts are drained of all my cum .best feeling ever that way u feeel when a woman fuck u and she smile as u make her cum that pussy heaven
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