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Blogs > nervouscpl6664 > Cum to the Edge of our seat!

Tech support Laugh! Enjoy!  

nervouscpl6664 60M/57F
156 posts
1/26/2016 6:21 am
Tech support Laugh! Enjoy!

Well, the young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke… but then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself.

The tech support people’s love advice was hilarious and genius!

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The query:

Dear Tech Support,

’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):


Dear Desperate,

“First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.Good Luck!’

Good Luck!

Golly06 71M
1932 posts
3/10/2016 5:11 pm

 Very funny. I notice there is no Seduction 9.0 App?? Stripper 4.3??


nervouscpl6664 replies on 3/11/2016 5:23 am:
Good point, Golly06 and thanks for the comment. We do remeber this is tech support, maybe they are unfamiliar with Seduction 9.0 as well as Stripper 4.3. Do you think they would ever come close to these! lol

Thanks for the smile!

Trapper69 67G
2657 posts
1/27/2016 7:56 am

 Very creative on both parts! Thanks for sharing!


nervouscpl6664 replies on 1/28/2016 7:19 am:
Well thank for comment as well a following us Trapper69. Was our pleasure to share a smile with others!

nicelipss66 47F
24236 posts
1/26/2016 9:38 am

 Love it


nervouscpl6664 replies on 1/27/2016 5:38 am:
Glad it put a smile on your face nicelipss66, thanks for reading our post! Great smile by the way!

swtddy67 56M
82 posts
1/26/2016 7:24 am

 Ha ha nice


nervouscpl6664 replies on 1/27/2016 5:38 am:
Glad it put a smile on your face swtddy67, thanks for reading our post!

EWGuy 64T
563 posts
1/26/2016 6:33 am

 See everybody. The Tech Support group are human.


nervouscpl6664 replies on 1/27/2016 5:37 am:
thanks for leaving the comment EWGuyandFET, yes tech support human until they build a more life like human, for us to deal with so they won't have to deal with us human.

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Penny: Because I'm stupid.
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