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What's up. I fucked up. PSA sort of  

rdx37 38M
93 posts
5/17/2021 8:56 pm
What's up. I fucked up. PSA sort of


Hey.

It's been awhile, I haven't written anyone, even outside of this website. YOU strange freaky people are 50/50 with my family for whom I have written the most. Possibly more.

BOY HAVE I got some stories to tell! I'm not going to though, because that's effort and work and I'm fkin lazy.

Well, maybe one. This is a cautionary tale, embarrassing FOR SURE. Like, got dang. I'm supposed to be a smart person, right? WELL, no girlfriend for SEVEN and then my random hookups weren't doing it for ago. SO. It has been a minute since I got some. Really no one blame but myself, but I'd love blame someone else, ya know?

OK so what happened? (You will probably think less of me for this story, but there is one extremely important lesson to be had from it)\(well, several maybe but I'm not smart enough to get the other ones)

I was walking down the street
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me
She said "I've never seen a man-
Who looks so all alone
Could you use a little- company?

And if you the right price
Your evening will be nice
And you can go and send on my way"
I said, "You're such a sweet young thing
Why you do this yourself?"
She looked at and this is what she said

There ain't no rest for the wicked. End quote.

I matched with a 'girl' on this app "Hinge", recommended by a friend. We talked on that for a couple days, then we switched whatsAPP. At some point, she said something sexual that really turned me on. I let my dick take over(oops). Ten seconds later, I'm sending dick pics.

WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE TIPOFF (if I were not such a horny MF) IS THAT GIRLS DON'T WANNA SEE YO' DICK(this is also funny, because all I have are DICK PICS on my profile, but this is a blessing- more on that later). I thought, "I got a real nympho here!" Or some BS that was, well, BS. Pics seemed legit, conversation had turned hard sexual at this point, and my dick had fully whipped up around my neck and choked the sense out of my head. It doesn't happen often but damn when it does.

We send our texts back and forth for almost four days. I sent 'her' a full body pic with my dick and my face. THIS. THIS THIS THIS. This was the ultimate error. I've been at this internet game for fifteen fkin and I never thought I'd be got like this. Shithead got .

I woke up leisurely on a lazy Sunday, and who doesn't wake up hard? Bitch ass mo'fduckas amirite? SO I a pic of my hard dick and smiling face and send it her. Casual banter ensues, and I settle down with my coffee read some internet sheeeit.

'She' knows I'm just chilling with my coffee, and after our sensual conversations, pic exchanges, and general sexual escalation- drops the bomb.

A picture, sent back . Of my pictures, my facebook, my employer, all on one JPG OR WHATEVER THE FUCK FILE STYLE IT WAS. I had let all this information flow from freely, and that is a dick strangling brain ass move. 'She' said she would send that picture (which had the of my name, statements that I was a nudist and a pervert, where I worked) all my Facebook friends, family, workplace, and various places around town.

Well. HO LEE SHIT was I... upset? It wasn't like a panic attac I deleted my facebook at once (yeah, fuck you commies I'm better off without you anyway), and pondered on talking my family and my employer.

I left my house and went outside, I was shaking. I was nervous. I had never been blackmailed before. *Hank Hill* I tell you whut, it's no fun. SO I called the local Bureau of Investigation. closed on Sunday. WELL THEN. I call the Sheriff, as I am at a loss. Whomever answered the phone that day- you heard my whole story. A deputy was dispatched to head out my way, and talk with me.

Now, I came back inside. My parents were visiting, and staying with me. To my own observations, I was visibly shaking. They were conversing with my brother in law, and generally having a nice brunch. At some point, I made it known I had a problem. I told them everything.

My mom, all like, "Were you SEXTING?!?!?" and I was like "Yeah, duh", and she was like, *face palm*. My brother in law and my dad spoke in exasperated sighs. WELL FUCK THIS shithead I am going to get out in front of this problem! My mom tried in her own way to tell me that all what was going to happen was I would suffer embarrassment, and that's about it.

I talk with them for a few minutes waiting for the deputy, then he's sighted in the driveway.

I exit the house, and greet the fine gentleman. He disarms me, and I don't care. Only knives, but whatever- I have a SERIOUS burden on me now, not any other shit. I tell him the whole story. An important part being that I saved my entire conversation from this 'girl' (whom I believed at the time to be a 28 year old female)- pictures included. I said I'd cooperate fully if we can arrest this person and stop them from doing this to other people.

The nice man takes my story, calls a couple other folks (this is apparently, not a very common call to respond to), and in the end, tells me the same thing my mom was trying to say but much more plainly. You aren't a celebrity. You are good with your job, and that will be the worst of it- you will be embarrassed for a minute here(It helps that I have a good relationship with my employer, being that I do a good job and never call out, EVER). Worst thing on my mind is SEX OFFENDER.

"Was it a ?"
'GOOD LORD NO!!!! I THOUGHT THIS 'CHICK' WAS 28!!!!'
"Well then you got nothing worry about, just a few rough days a work is all."

While all this is happening, blackmailing SOAB was blowing up my phone telling paypal them or ELSE. Deputy heard my phone go off and said, "You can take that if you need ," and I was like, "Nah that's this person harassing ."

The Deputy left, after his buddy came by offer him advice, and the information got sent a detective who followed up with later in the wee Nothing new add about that.

AFTER the Deputy left, I called my boss, got a voicemail, and left a message on the overview of the situation. THEN. I went mow the lawn, cuz that needed be done. Boss called back while I was mowing, more concerned about how I was doing than anything else (in a voicemail, I called him back and filled him in more completely).

After I was a little more calm, my conversation with the blackmailer went sort of like this(paraphrased from memory):

BM: I will send this all your friends and family and everyone will know

RDX: Know that I have a big dick?

BM: Yes

RDX: *shrug*

BM: Everything you will have worked for will be gone

RDX: Well, no, not really

BM: I will post this on facebook and twitter

RDX: That's against their rules, you are not allowed post pornographic photos on a medium minors use.

BM: No you are wrong

RDX: *virtual shrug*

BM: Blogs love this sort of content *short clip of me stroking my dick in the mirror*

(yes I did that, I'm a fckin stooopid)

RDX: Well, yeah, adult blogs but... not like, everyday hard news blogs. Again, explicit content. (BREAKING NEWS! MAN WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMAN THAT HAS HAIRY PUSSY! FILM AT ELEVEN!)

Shortly thereafter, I blocked them and got on with my life.

LESSONS:

DON'T put your face and your dick in the same photo.
*THIS can NOT be stressed enough* IF you've got a vagina, substitute that for dick*

DON'T tell someone where you work
DON'T tell someone your full name.

I mean like, JFC, you'd think I would have got this all by now. That whole experience made me feel stupid as f8ck for breaking these rules. All because I haven't got some in awhile and I let my dick choke me out.

As if I didn't have enough problems already. (with females and relationships, aside from those things my life is actually amazing and I am luckier than a multi-million lottery winner).

I told my buddy one time, "HEY!? You know I'm like, the luckiest person ever? Except with females."

"Maybe that's why you're so lucky."

"..." "Hmmmm"

I'm sure a lot of you reading can't believe I'd be so unguarded. Maybe it's the time that wore me down, I don't know. All I know is I've left this experience red in the face (but able to joke about it, WITH MY MOM), and wiser, and it goes without saying- CAUTIOUS.

The whole ordeal killed my sex drive for damn near TWELVE HOURS. I didn't even want to think about sex! WELL you know that night I had to give it a good whack, just to relieve the stress of it all. Try and dream about them sexy women and their God given natural bodies. Yes..

Be safe out there ya'll. Learn from my stupid ass mistakes.

EDIT - sorry for a lot of the bad syntax. It wasn't like that when I wrote it! Apparently this blog still just deletes certain words. Whatever.

rdx37 38M

5/17/2021 9:00 pm

PS:

Nothing ever came of it. I gave the office phone numbers to not answer calls or open texts from, and it was embarrassing. As you might figure.

Nothing was ever sent to work, and I have yet to call any friends to see if they received my naked pictures, but I'm sure that will be a fun (seriously, over it at this point) conversation starter.

Alley Oop. He's the toughest man there is alive.


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
5/18/2021 3:14 am

you forgot to credit cage the elephant with those lyrics bud..stand by paypal to send me bitcoin to avoid copyright infringement....jk..lol

woop woop


rdx37 replies on 5/18/2021 3:48 pm:
Lol

Mdonson57 62M
504 posts
5/18/2021 3:32 am

Thanks for sharing. Happened to a friend. They actually sent her pics to her parents and friends.

MDonson
Kiik Myonguy


rdx37 replies on 5/18/2021 3:48 pm:
That sucks. I think next time I call some old friends I'm going to be like, "So... you didn't get any naked pictures of me did you?" and take it from there.

alwaysthinking57 60M

5/18/2021 5:17 am

Yep gotta be smart in here


rdx37 replies on 5/18/2021 3:53 pm:
Yep. ON the toes and use your nose, ready to spring at the slightest whiff of bullshit.

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