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⎝ðŸ”ī⎞ Mens songs  

pal334 69M  
49508 posts
11/24/2020 5:36 am

Last Read:
11/25/2020 3:24 pm

⎝ðŸ”ī⎞ Mens songs


I was looking through the "tube " place. I was in a particularly defiant mood . I was seeking to find a "Mans Anthem". Something to reinforce masculinity. However, I discovered that was a losing proposition , and these two songs were the best I could do . If you "tube" them you will have a great chuckle. Life has changed dramatically. Do you know of any other songs that fit this genre?

The Man song

don't take no crap from anyone else but you,
I wear the pants around here when im finished with your laundry,
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say jump you say, "Yeah Right!"
Im the man of this house until you get home
What I say goes around here right out the window,
And I don't want to hear alot of<b> whining </font></b>so I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn whos boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I'm head huncho around here but its all in my heeeeaaaadddd!!
And I can have sex any time that you want,
Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important,
And don't expect any flowers from me cause if im not mistaken you prefer jewlery,
I'm the king of my castle when your not around,
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch,
Cause a MAN's gotta do what a MAN's gotta do,
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I'm top around here but I've been nutered!!



I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore,,,,,, The Snake Oil Willie Band



Well, my body could use a little slimmin'
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
And I ain't seen my feet since 1984
The old lady wants to roll in the hay
We turn the lights down all the way
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
No I
don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
Well, I used to be a helluva man
I chopped
wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Well, it all happened kinda slow
But I guess I kinda let myself go
Now I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door

And I don't look good naked anymore
With each and every passing year
Came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Now my belly is big as a truck
And the old lady don't wanna--
SHE DON'T WANNA!
Cuz I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on like I'm doing
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore
No I don't look good naked anymore


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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/24/2020 8:45 am

These are great songs, they made me lol this morning. I hope you enjoy many great songs today and enjoy your day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


donsv1962 61M

11/24/2020 9:47 am

LOL very funny songs.

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/24/2020 4:37 pm

You found some really good ones hugs V

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/25/2020 3:21 pm

    Quoting  :

A success then

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/25/2020 3:23 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    These are great songs, they made me lol this morning. I hope you enjoy many great songs today and enjoy your day..
Perfect time to laugh

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/25/2020 3:23 pm

OH yes

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
11/25/2020 3:24 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    You found some really good ones hugs V
Thank you

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