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The Masturbating Man: Myth or Legend?
The Masturbating Man: Myth or Legend? Well, the weather is finally warming up and it is time for me to go to the local nudist resort. There is actually a new community mandate that has banned all single males from the property without a companion. I used to go out there as a single male but usually maintained a healthy relationship with everyone there without falling to my male trappings. Is it unfair, maybe? But if an entire community voted unanimously to ban single males then there must have been a universal problem with them. That is not that point of this post though... I do want to go back out this summer after missing out for the last couple of years due to just scheduling and work demands. The added hitch was to fins someone willing to come out with me and trust me not to make this any more difficult than it had to be. So, to build my case, I went to go for some reviews on the property. There was the usual mixed bag of reviews, but I noticed one recurring complaint. The Masturbating Man. Now, the Masturbating Man is not in plain site of everyone, like people who complain about him like to elude. The community there are all well behaved adults and there is a huge lifestyle community there as well.. These are not the people in question. The people who leave these scathing reviews of The Masturbating Man leave out the location where they encountered him. The notorious Play Room. There is a seldom used room on the property for the newbies who haven't learned the discipline or the impulse control to get through the day without having sex. When you venture into that room, you will discover that it is a den that was last decorated in 1972 and scattered with nudie magazines from the 70s up to the late 90s. Entering this room is definitely at your own risk and when you first see The Masturbating Man, you wonder if he is a hallucination like the old woman in the bath tub in, The Shining. He sits there unflinching because he discovered that any sudden movements will startle those that are venturing in on a dare. This is the world of The Masturbating Man.. sitting in silent nudity. The people who complain about him on the internet are complaining about entering someone else's world. Invasively, at times. So, who are they to judge the creature that he has become? So.. a friend will come out with me this time around. Whether or not she wants to come out again will depend on how she feels about skinny dipping in the sun, but we won't be encountering The Masturbating Man. |
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That poor man all alone masturbating. Oh wait... it is kind of a solitary activity unless one has an audience or has someone likewise masturbating on their own. Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely
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This post is pretty funny. I hope the girl friend has a nice time and will join you again.
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yeah.... we don't have that shit here.... It's minus a hundred.. I do it now... just to practice... my stamina training and stuff.... yep.... 👍 Sounds like fun. 😁 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Our local nudist clubs allow single men if they're "vouched" for by member couples. Not member single ladies tho. I find that interesting. Still have to have a man's ok, a woman's ok isn't good enough is how I take that. Now if a visiting non-landed group wants to visit, ALL members of that club are welcomed, single men too. Weird. I miss laying around naked. There's definitely two types of clubs here tho, swingers and social, and they do NOT like to be confused!
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i don't really have any problem about men masturbating...really...because hey...i totally understand, if men were to be thrown into that situations, isn't it natural for them to have hard ons??? so...it's ok, to prancing around with massive hard ons...but it's not ok, if they start to stroke the horns....so what would you do??? you just mentally train yourself not to have hard ons??? it's a good thing, i don't have a cock...i don't know if i can train myself not to get aroused...haha...
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On my fall trip to the nudist camp, my companion whispered in my ear that the guy at the corner table was masturbating while watching me swim. He was joking. I think. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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You're a brave one.
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