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I had too much to dream last night  

kzoopair 72M/71F
8365 posts
10/8/2016 10:06 am
I had too much to dream last night


October Symposium 23 and the Winner is Pocogato12 has generously volunteered to sponsor the twenty third Virtual Symposium. This is my post.

The Electric Prunes: ”I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night”……..

Last night your shadow fell upon my lonely room
I touched your golden hair and tasted your perfume
Your eyes were filled with love the way they used to be
Your gentle hand reached out to comfort me
Then came the dawn
And you were gone
You were gone, gone, gone


There are dreams we have when we’re asleep, and dreams we have when we lie awake at night and our minds won’t keep still. And there are idle daydreams too, musings upon what if, oftentimes.

As I’ve got older I’ve wished plenty of times that I had never wasted an erection. When you’re young you get hard and stay hard for no particular reason. Even a passing thought will stimulate you- you’re programmed as a young male to stick that thing wherever you can whenever you can stick it, and my own body didn’t fail me. I’d make a call to my dispatcher and the receptionist would answer the phone with that mellifluous voice of hers and I could see her in my mind’s eye, wearing that tight short skirt bending over to get in the bottom drawer of the file cabinet……. and the next thing I know I’m back in the tractor and squirming in my seat because I’ve got a rock hard prick trying to bust out of my jeans. In this case it was provided by the eighteen year old honey haired receptionist with those small and silky teardrop breasts, but it might just as easily have been a woman in the street with a slit skirt flashing me or my customer who was nigh to popping the buttons on her far too small blouse as she leaned over her desk to sign my shipping papers, smiling with her eyes at me and giving me a long languid look at her cavernous and considerable cleavage.

And so I’d drive for an hour and my erection would barely subside to relieve my stress. At any time I could have forced my train of though to something less arousing- but what young man does that, especially with miles yet to drive? No, he tortures himself with more fantasy and he shuffles through the Rolodex of images in his brain and pulls out card after card of luscious women he has known or simply seen and remembered, and filed away for later daydreams. And still he keeps drifting back in his daydream to Myrna sitting at the phone in that office, one gorgeous stockinged thigh crossed over the other and nearly baring her butt cheeks….and that pounding, pulsing dick is back to fifteen hundred PSI again.

I had too much to dream last night
Too much to dream
I'm not ready to face the light
I had too much to dream
Last night
Last night


And this goes on for years. Over and over again, through the decades, and you become convinced that erectile dysfunction is not about you and never will be, because you know very well you have an endless arsenal of rock hard<b> hymen </font></b>hammers in your magazine. But it ain’t so. Most men, by the time they reach the age of fifty, have had some diminishment of their cherry splitter. Oh, it may be still plenty stiff enough to pry open and penetrate the poontang, but it begins to lose it’s diamond cutting edge. That camel poker won’t quite crack walnuts anymore, and it has a way of sneaking up on you too, until one day you think the thing must have iron poor blood or something. It’s there, and trying to do it’s job, but the carnal stump is a bit whittled down. And it just doesn’t pump up to quite the same dimension that it once did. If you’re a grower, what used to inflate to six and a half inches is struggling to raise itself up off its elbows to six. And if you’re a shower it might even be worse. You could be faced with a flaccid flesh flute. It might still be a full sixteen centimeters, but the woody quality has wilted and wandered off.

The room was empty as I staggered from my bed
I could not bear the image racing through my head
You were so real that I could feel your eagerness
And when you raised your lips for me to kiss
Came the dawn
And you were gone
You were gone, gone, gone


Now, there are remedies for this. Plenty of men use cock rings to enhance stamina even when not suffering from ED, and better living through modern chemistry has given us pharmacological fixes. Blood pressure problems, constriction of blood vessels and nasty item called cavernosal failure can all result in a failed muscle missile launch. Without getting into the technical details and the mechanics of it, these chemicals work, and for most men they work well. But this isn’t an instructional post about how to rejuvenate a rusty rectum wrangler- this post is about dreams.

I had too much to dream last night
Too much to dream
I'm not ready to face the light
I had too much to dream
Last night
Last night


So I had got to musing one night while somewhat inebriated and simultaneously chatting with two fine friends, namely KItkat1415 and Rachel0718 and it occurred to me that the dream solution would be to have an Erection Vault. Therein would be stored in pristine and perfect condition, ready for use, all those unused erections of days gone by. It had occurred to me while conversing with these two winsome wenches that I had wasted a lot of hard ons. What would I not give to have some of them back? Well, why think small? Why not have all of them back, and stored in perfect humidity and temperature for use at a later date, when an opportunity to make the beast with two backs might present itself in future years?

I would of course be the only human to have access to this bank, and I might enter it from time to time to visit with my Banked Dicks, (with apologies to W.C. Fields) and fondle and caress them tenderly. I might in this way develop favorites in much the same way that a wine connoisseur has great expectations of a particular vintage, say a Schlongmaster 2000 or a Muffin Buffer ’96. They might be reattached like a Snap-on Tool, or better yet, a Twistloc. A firm push and a crank to the right and the love train is back on the tracks! I could have brochures printed up for prospective customers- women say they don’t care for dick pics, but they haven’t seen my catalog! It would of course be very tastefully done, not on that flimsy glossy porno paper but printed on the finest quality heavyweight stuff, and suitable for a coffee table book. Get one for each member of the family…a Book of Fine Members. A Who’s Who of Womb Raiders

In my vault there would be row upon stacked row of memorable erections, of course every one with a product description and historical details as to the occasion and cause of arousal in each case, and a rating on the Mohs scale of hardness. I might spend entire afternoons admiring my collection, and while away the time stroking them and pampering them, a Gentleman’s Garden of Groinstalks.

I had too much to dream last night
Too much to dream
I'm not ready to face the light
I had too much to dream
Last night
Last night


I had too much to dream last night.


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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 10:18 am

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming
Dreaming is free
Dreaming
Dreaming is free
Dreaming
Dreaming is free

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nicelipss66 47F
24236 posts
10/8/2016 10:42 am

Oh kzoo. I am sorry., I thou your post said. "I had too much to drink last night". not sure how I got that mix up. maybe I am drunk hahahaha


kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 10:45 am

    Quoting nicelipss66:
    Sounds like you had a fun night then.

    I had a few drinks. but I did not get that drunk. I had 3 drinks all night long. My friend that was with me. he got hammer cause he was taking shots of tequila. I am glad I did not do those, he was offering by I said no. glad I did that LOL
Nowadays I just say no to tequila too. I had some wild tequila nights a long time ago, but I'm well out of that now! I stick to beer and rum- they don't beat me up like tequila did!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 10:58 am

    Quoting  :

That's a great idea, Spunky! We should each lobby our respective representative bodies for a law! There are plenty of wankers in those houses, so they ought to be receptive.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 11:00 am

    Quoting nicelipss66:
    Oh kzoo. I am sorry., I thou your post said. "I had too much to drink last night". not sure how I got that mix up. maybe I am drunk hahahaha
No, that was the whole point of the song and the post, substituting dream for drink. So you got it right.

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enmore1000 68M
18 posts
10/8/2016 11:06 am

I love dreaming


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/8/2016 11:31 am

Good one KZ.. sounds like an awesome night there hugs V

I am sure this will be a great turnout as most are not Canadian people celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend!

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
10/8/2016 11:40 am

Your Gentleman’s Garden of Groinstalks, would it be open to public or "members only"? And what would be required to become a member?
Inquiring minds......

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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
10/8/2016 12:02 pm

A bank of dicks. .. Isn't that kinda what this place is?
And the part about snap-ons reminds me of a bit by Sam Kinison. He was glad that "These are connected. They don't come off." -- Otherwise your wife would take them as soon as you got married.

Although it would be nice to be able to get some of those that wouldn't go away back if the need arises.

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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/8/2016 12:27 pm

This a great contribution to the Symposium a great read here..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 2:24 pm

Me too.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/8/2016 2:26 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Good one KZ.. sounds like an awesome night there hugs V

    I am sure this will be a great turnout as most are not Canadian people celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend!
It was memorable.

The Symposia have always been a good thing for the bloggers. I'm grateful to Poco for volunteering to keep it going.

Hugggggs B

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 2:27 pm

    Quoting  :

It would make a great coffee table book. Christmas is coming, Kinky!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 2:29 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Your Gentleman’s Garden of Groinstalks, would it be open to public or "members only"? And what would be required to become a member?
    Inquiring minds......
You have a lifetime membership, Pet.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 2:33 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    A bank of dicks. .. Isn't that kinda what this place is?
    And the part about snap-ons reminds me of a bit by Sam Kinison. He was glad that "These are connected. They don't come off." -- Otherwise your wife would take them as soon as you got married.

    Although it would be nice to be able to get some of those that wouldn't go away back if the need arises.
Yeah, kind of like the Grand Banks used to be teeming with fish and lobster, this place is awash in dicks.

Yeah, I got to wishing I could have even half those never dipped hardons back and then I though, hell, why not just wish for all of them back- you know, recycle them. It's the ecologically sound approach.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/8/2016 2:33 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This a great contribution to the Symposium a great read here..
Thanks.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/8/2016 3:01 pm

    Quoting  :

You have a deal!

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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
10/8/2016 4:46 pm

Very good idea and a guy (or gal) can always dream, can't they?
Kk

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dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
10/8/2016 5:58 pm

soooo many things to now try to get out of my mind!!!
And just wait awhile hun, it just gets smaller and smaller and smaller with age...til it's just a wee nub ...


kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 8:27 pm

    Quoting KItkat1415:
    Very good idea and a guy (or gal) can always dream, can't they?
    Kk
The real theme is what Alan Arkin said in "Little Miss Sunshine": 'Fuck every woman you can.' Do NOT waste erections. No matter how young you are you have no idea how many you have left. If that thing pops up, find someone to share it with!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/8/2016 8:30 pm

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    soooo many things to now try to get out of my mind!!!
    And just wait awhile hun, it just gets smaller and smaller and smaller with age...til it's just a wee nub ...
Actually, it hasn't yet. The little pill works just fine. But before the miracle of modern chemistry, I might have been a bit restricted in my entertainment options. Thank God I don't have to settle for what's on TV, eh.

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
10/8/2016 9:08 pm

Bonjour Kzoopair
Une Banque des érections économisées et rendus avec les intérêts me semble une grande idée.
Où ouvre t'on un compte?
♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Kzoopair
A Bank of erections savings and rendered with the interests seems a great idea.
Where we opens an account?
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 9:27 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Kzoopair
    Une Banque des érections économisées et rendus avec les intérêts me semble une grande idée.
    Où ouvre t'on un compte?
    ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Kzoopair
    A Bank of erections savings and rendered with the interests seems a great idea.
    Where we opens an account?
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

En Amérique nous avons les fonds communs de placement mutualistes, et je présume que les Français font des opérations bancaires trop globales sont toute la fureur de nos jours. Peut-être nous pourrions avoir un fonds commun de placement mutualiste, et aidons un un autre ? Annie, malgré la barrière linguistique vous êtes un ami spécial. J'admire votre sexualité ouverte et votre sluttiness provoquant. Vive Annie!

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
10/8/2016 10:54 pm

Plentifulness often leads to waste... but then again didn't it feel good at the time... But I do sympathize with you on the storage/banking idea... to be able to make a "withdrawal" at the appropriate time. Would this system earn interest? Of course the ability to recall the cause of the inflation alone could be worth the investment. Sweet memories especially if the memories come with the sensations... I remember all too well the times in school trying to conceal the bulge in my pants as I moved between classes carrying my books in front of me rather than to the side in one hand, the books rocking side to side over the lump as I walked. Some weapons are hard to conceal...

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 11:38 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Plentifulness often leads to waste... but then again didn't it feel good at the time... But I do sympathize with you on the storage/banking idea... to be able to make a "withdrawal" at the appropriate time. Would this system earn interest? Of course the ability to recall the cause of the inflation alone could be worth the investment. Sweet memories especially if the memories come with the sensations... I remember all too well the times in school trying to conceal the bulge in my pants as I moved between classes carrying my books in front of me rather than to the side in one hand, the books rocking side to side over the lump as I walked. Some weapons are hard to conceal...
It's a dream, right? So if I want to draw interest I oughta be able to. I can recall the cause of those long gone erections easily enough, and those memories are precious, but to be able to twist that boner back in place and employ it usefully- now THAT would be useful!

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ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
10/8/2016 11:48 pm

Erection driving is the best argument for self-driving cars. A lot of (relatively) innocent young men would be so much safer.

By the way, that was an outstanding post! Thanks for you symposium contribution.

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/9/2016 7:00 am

This is a monumentally awesome contribution!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for not posting any dick pics though We all have great imaginations- gotta check out that vault

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/9/2016 10:18 am

    Quoting ProfPlayful:
    Erection driving is the best argument for self-driving cars. A lot of (relatively) innocent young men would be so much safer.

    By the way, that was an outstanding post! Thanks for you symposium contribution.
Thanks, Professor.

I know you're right. Back in the day I'd be driving along lost in reverie and suddenly snap to and wonder where the last ten miles went. That was definitely distracted driving! Fortunately a lot of driving becomes instinctive, almost a right brain activity, that we do without being completely aware that we're doing it. But that's also why we were constantly told in truck driver safety classes to stay alert! We're far safer to keep the left brain engaged and at the wheel. How I survived my youth is surely simply a matter of luck!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/9/2016 10:21 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    This is a monumentally awesome contribution!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for not posting any dick pics though We all have great imaginations- gotta check out that vault
Aw, thanks, Poco. This was fun in chat and fun again to write for the Symposium.

Never fear- the dick catalogue is a dream too. My dick is gonna remain incognito.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/9/2016 10:26 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you very much! I've played around with this dream/fantasy before and I'm probably not done yet.

I really hope to see you here again. Yours are the kind of comments I can't get enough of. I may have to buy a bigger hat- maybe even go up a size in boxer shorts.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/9/2016 5:28 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Oh dream on, dream on...

    flaccid flute huh.... I loved your descriptions and nothing seems to help in our case. Oh well... guess I'll just have to dream too.

    Yeah it's me, spunky tried to engage me in something productive yesterday morning and suggested this. I don't know if I should stay or should I go now.


    Should I stay or should I go now?
    If I go there will be trouble
    An' if I stay it will be double
    So come on and let me know
    Should I stay or should I go?

    This indecision's buggin' me (Indecisión me molesta)
    Exactly whom I'm supposed to be (Dime! ¿Qué tengo ser?)
    Come on and let me know (Pero tienes que decir)
    Should I cool it or should I blow? (¿Me debo ir o quedarme?)
    The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
Well, that decision is yours and yours alone. Every time I've briefly considered leaving it's been all the wonderful people I've met here who keep me here. Hell, Spunky alone is reason enough to stick around.

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rachel0718 58F
20470 posts
10/10/2016 7:05 am

A Twist-loc, a Snap-On... Brilliant! You could be a millionaire! A great read Kzoo! Thank you for your contribution as always.. DREAM BIG!!


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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 7:43 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you Darling!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/10/2016 7:45 am

    Quoting rachel0718:
    A Twist-loc, a Snap-On... Brilliant! You could be a millionaire! A great read Kzoo! Thank you for your contribution as always.. DREAM BIG!!
You two were my inspiration.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 4:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Obviously I didn't want to waste them when I was young either, but it begins to get a bit more poignant when you get older and there is not only less opportunity but somewhat less capacity. You get to thinking, man, I'd love to have some of those back! They were good ones! AND...they were at least semi permanent!

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wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
10/10/2016 4:16 pm

oh dear, i'm sorry but i'm laughing like a loon.

this post reminds me of a long gone blogger that I adored who would write like this and by the end of the post i'd be crying I was laughing so hard.

thanks for this..........while vaguely appalling to say so, I find myself a bit aroused.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 4:43 pm

    Quoting  :

Fifty four was right about the age I began to notice that the beef baton wasn't pumping in the air quite so enthusiastically. The pharmacological fix works beautifully for me, but like you, with age some of the urgency has waned a bit.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 5:01 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    oh dear, i'm sorry but i'm laughing like a loon.

    this post reminds me of a long gone blogger that I adored who would write like this and by the end of the post i'd be crying I was laughing so hard.

    thanks for this..........while vaguely appalling to say so, I find myself a bit aroused.
"while vaguely appalling to say so, I find myself a bit aroused."

Well, you can take that to the bank, specifically the Bank of Bill's Custard Cannons. First visit comes with a free meal, a pounding of hot Italian sausage smothered in boxer shorts. At this bank instead of making deposits you receive them.

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iwalkstilts 48M
2869 posts
10/13/2016 6:44 pm

I also wanted to stay sleeping and have too much to dream this morning.
I will dream again tonight.
Next Wednesday eve her desire will resurrect my erection.
I will not waste this chance at life again.
Then.....I will dream again.


iwalkstilts 48M
2869 posts
10/13/2016 6:48 pm

And for the record ....
I've driven while driving with one hand.
Long trips to work must be paid attention to.
Then I can concentrate on driving.
The roads were safer for it.


kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/13/2016 6:56 pm

    Quoting iwalkstilts:
    I also wanted to stay sleeping and have too much to dream this morning.
    I will dream again tonight.
    Next Wednesday eve her desire will resurrect my erection.
    I will not waste this chance at life again.
    Then.....I will dream again.
Dreamy comment! Thanks!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/13/2016 6:57 pm

    Quoting iwalkstilts:
    And for the record ....
    I've driven while driving with one hand.
    Long trips to work must be paid attention to.
    Then I can concentrate on driving.
    The roads were safer for it.
I was a truck driver. I saw guys, from my cab, doing just that.

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/13/2016 9:13 pm

    Quoting  :

I'd love to see that album! I think you're beautiful right now. I didn't make excuses for very long myself- at the first sign of a falloff in performance I took Action Jackson to the doctor.

I do appreciate your sentiment that we are not all about performance. That's always been the way I look at sex too. I have never been comfortable ranking my lovers, and if I were to listen to anything but a constructive criticism of my own performance I'd have been inclined to invite her to do the job herself. Personally, I think the most valuable thing a woman can give me is her time and attention and I'd be appalled at the idea of rating her on a scale of one to ten. I'm only a man, not a fucking performance artist, and I hate braggarts.

I'm in an enviable position. My wife and I love each other, and the pressure is off. We count every opportunity for sex as a blessing. There is no bad outcome.

It's really nice to see you again. We ought to get together more often.

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zandigal 59F
13016 posts
10/18/2016 10:40 am


i can never read enough of you


Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit
~Rumi


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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
10/18/2016 1:38 pm

    Quoting zandigal:

    i can never read enough of you

Thank you, Zandi! What a wonderful compliment!

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kzoopair 72M/71F
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10/19/2016 7:42 pm

    Quoting  :

Ha! Thanks! Yeah, you definitely don't want to waste those. We're old now, but my wife and I have a standing policy to make use of every one of those. It's not a bottomless well! Shepherd your resources!

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