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Fitbit For The Man Bits?  

GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1810 posts
11/30/2017 8:12 pm
Fitbit For The Man Bits?

Heard about this the other day on a television program.

It Had to Happen.... Here Comes the Smart Condom

A sex wearable is coming to track your<b> performance </font></b>and judge you?

It's basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed and velocity.

The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world's first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.

The ring, first announced last July, is currently available for preorder on British Condoms for £59.99 (about $74, AU$97) with an unknown release date. But you can't actually put a ring on it yet -- the company says it won't take your until the product has a firm release.

In short, the i.Con ring promises to answer every burning question you've ever had about your sex session. Don't worry, it will pair with an app for all your data visualization needs.

According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

What's my thrust velocity?
How fast are my thrusts?
How many calories did that sesh just burn?
How many times did I just have sex?
What's the average skin temperature of my.....man bits?
What's my girth?
How many different positions did I just conquer?
Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to every else around the world? Because sure, let's gamify sex. What could go wrong?

The ring, which will come with a -year warranty, will have a Micro-USB charging port to provide to hours of "live" usage (not clear if this means thrust usage or something else). It will work with a combination of "nano-chip and sensors," and pair with your device via Bluetooth. (I thought it would charge kinetiy, but maybe that's just a pipe dream.)

With zero pictures of the self-styled "future of wearable technology in the bedroom" on the site, it's hard to say just how all this technology will fit into a tiny ring. The company did not immediately respond to a request for comment. British Condoms does say the i.Con will be available in size with a "band adjustment feature."

Worried about privacy, the data kind? British Condoms says "all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."

Forget dick pics. Now we have to worry about dick status updates!!

So my questions are:

Would this be something men would really be interested in using?

Do you really want to know the info it provides or would you rather just keep some things in the realm of the unknown?

Do you think it could improve your self confidence if your stats are considered good or hinder your confidence if they are found to be less than you hoped for?

Would you women be interested in knowing the particulars of your lover's<b> performance </font></b>in a more scientific way, or just judge for yourself by the encounters with him?

Last question: Would you really be sharing the info from your dick fitbit with your friends or the world?.....lol

What will they think of next?......lol




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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
11/30/2017 8:14 pm

Do you really want to know?

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Exper1mental1st 47M
125 posts
11/30/2017 9:24 pm

Has been around for a while but market penetration isn't good apparently 😁


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
12/1/2017 1:25 am

Sounds like preliminary testing for the
development of an implant.

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
12/1/2017 3:02 am

This totally gives new life to the "my fitbit says I've masturbated for 5 miles!" style joke.....

It looks like a tire that fell off of a kid's toy!!!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
12/1/2017 4:20 am

" until the product has a firm release" i ma howling with laughter!!!

I am not looking for performance jock and I highly doubt any woman is
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GixxerLust 46F
763 posts
12/1/2017 4:49 am

I think it is hilarious and would be a great novelty item. Kind of like a gag gift from me to a fuck buddy to see what it says.

I don't think anyone could take it seriously, if they do, it would be because of insecurity. A secure male would laugh at it.. use it once as a novelty (or not at all) and go about their business.

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John324864 75M  
1221 posts
12/1/2017 4:54 am

The only thing I want to know is the lady I'm with happy with the sex we just had.


GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:02 am

    Quoting Exper1mental1st:
    Has been around for a while but market penetration isn't good apparently 😁
Has it? The other day was the first I heard about it. I like your word play there.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:06 am

    Quoting  :

I know right? I agree that it would more than likely be a distraction, and just take away from the enjoyment and intimacy. I want the man focused on me (and me on him), and would hope that my responses and sounds would be telling him how he was doing!

The funniest part of this to me is that you can share the info with friends or the world.....lmao

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:08 am

    Quoting s2ndegree:
    Sounds like preliminary testing for the
    development of an implant.
Oh hell....that would be even worse, to have something like that implanted in a penis? How would you charge the damn thing?......lol

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Story435 76M
3791 posts
12/1/2017 5:09 am

Wow that is something but I wonder if it is all that good lol
Butch


GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:14 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    This totally gives new life to the "my fitbit says I've masturbated for 5 miles!" style joke.....

    It looks like a tire that fell off of a kid's toy!!!
LOL......good one! It does kinda look like a tire! You can imagine some kind of short in it? Zapppppppppp........or it getting stuck on there somehow! Makes me think of the TV show - Sex Sent Me To The ER........lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:17 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    " until the product has a firm release" i ma howling with laughter!!!

    I am not looking for performance jock and I highly doubt any woman is
    Hilarious Friday post- thank oyu
LOL....firm release? Love it!

I'm not looking for a performance jock either, just a normal guy that wants to please and be pleased! No stats required......

You're very welcome, I'm always glad to provide a little fun and laughter!

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:20 am

    Quoting GixxerLust:
    I think it is hilarious and would be a great novelty item. Kind of like a gag gift from me to a fuck buddy to see what it says.

    I don't think anyone could take it seriously, if they do, it would be because of insecurity. A secure male would laugh at it.. use it once as a novelty (or not at all) and go about their business.
It is very funny and I laughed when I heard about it! It would make a good gag gift, but I wonder how the guy would take it, if you gave him one?.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:21 am

    Quoting John324864:
    The only thing I want to know is the lady I'm with happy with the sex we just had.
That's a very good way to think......and hopefully you would know the answer to that by her sounds and responses during and after.

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:31 am

    Quoting CaptainDilfCT:
    Society as a whole is going down the toilet
Hmmmmm.....I think when we feel the need for gadgets like this - it's not a good thing! Let sex just be sex.....

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 5:32 am

    Quoting Story435:
    Wow that is something but I wonder if it is all that good lol
    Butch
Yeah...it is amazing the things they will cum up with....lol

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/1/2017 6:24 am

    Quoting GixxerLust:
    I think it is hilarious and would be a great novelty item. Kind of like a gag gift from me to a fuck buddy to see what it says.

    I don't think anyone could take it seriously, if they do, it would be because of insecurity. A secure male would laugh at it.. use it once as a novelty (or not at all) and go about their business.
"gag gift" uhmmm . . . who would be gagging?

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/1/2017 6:29 am

"an unknown release date." Yeah, I went in a slightly different direction of thought than the writer may have intended.

Ya know, It kinda looks more like a "smart" cock ring, which could be useful since a lot of guys call it their little head.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 9:55 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    "an unknown release date." Yeah, I went in a slightly different direction of thought than the writer may have intended.

    Ya know, It kinda looks more like a "smart" cock ring, which could be useful since a lot of guys call it their little head.
LOL....I like your twist of thought!

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/1/2017 9:56 am

    Quoting  :

LOL....good one!

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boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
12/1/2017 10:03 am

I wanna bumper sticker that says "My Pecker did a 5K"


let_me_see1 64M

12/1/2017 1:42 pm

".... claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis." I can see it now....on my third thrust, a buzzer sounds, a light flashes and I hear "warning, warning, disease ahead!!! LOL

No Thanks! First, the pleasure has to be measured by both people's emotions and feelings, not by a chip on a dick. All the accolades in the universe will never surpass the look in a woman's eyes after we both had an incredible experience together! jus sayin

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Exper1mental1st 47M
125 posts
12/1/2017 6:17 pm

    Quoting GreenEyedLady_60:
    Has it? The other day was the first I heard about it. I like your word play there.....lol
Company I work for has an interest in sex toys, not the part I work in unfortunately, but you get to know about or see a lot of stuff, and this is far from the weirdest idea out there!


classicalrebel4 68M
1755 posts
12/1/2017 7:59 pm

I think it would suck all the fun out of sex with another person.

Please don't let me be misunderstood.


GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/2/2017 7:50 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    I wanna bumper sticker that says "My Pecker did a 5K"
LOL

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/2/2017 7:54 am

    Quoting let_me_see1:
    ".... claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis." I can see it now....on my third thrust, a buzzer sounds, a light flashes and I hear "warning, warning, disease ahead!!! LOL

    No Thanks! First, the pleasure has to be measured by both people's emotions and feelings, not by a chip on a dick. All the accolades in the universe will never surpass the look in a woman's eyes after we both had an incredible experience together! jus sayin
Ohhhhh.....no one wants to hear that - diseases ahead....lol

I agree...it takes the intimacy out of it. If the sex is good, both people will know. It doesn't matter the speed of the thrusts or how many....just the end results!

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/2/2017 7:57 am

    Quoting Exper1mental1st:
    Company I work for has an interest in sex toys, not the part I work in unfortunately, but you get to know about or see a lot of stuff, and this is far from the weirdest idea out there!
I use to work in a small electronics company, and I was always joking that the owner should diversify and sell sex toys, it would have made the job much more interesting.....lol

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/2/2017 7:59 am

    Quoting classicalrebel4:
    I think it would suck all the fun out of sex with another person.
I think you are correct, some things just don't have to be known...

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s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
12/2/2017 11:57 am

    Quoting GreenEyedLady_60:
    Oh hell....that would be even worse, to have something like that implanted in a penis? How would you charge the damn thing?......lol
Quite simply, a phone app.
like Fist Watch or No Dangle!

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HamburgDave2 80M
16526 posts
12/13/2017 2:40 pm

No Way I have enough performance anxsiety issues as it is LoL

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GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
12/15/2017 10:23 am

Yeah.....I'm thinking this is not something most men are going to use....lol

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