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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

I'm more than just an award winning smile....  

secret_lade 49F
14312 posts
7/23/2020 6:20 pm
I'm more than just an award winning smile....
These days a smile isn't going to get you anywhere.

Nobody can fucking see it!!

So I had to think to myself.... What do I have to offer? What exactly do I bring to the table that makes me someone worth keeping.

Then, it hit me.



What guy could possibly pass up on coins AND toilet paper??

It's the COMPLETE package!

My single days will be coming to a close...

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/31/2020 2:11 am

 No, sorry, no room for rent...


WolfRunsWild 54M

7/30/2020 4:22 pm

 cool, Do you have a room for rent?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/25/2020 5:06 am
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Errmm, nae need for modesty McLade. Ye've gorgeous eyes, eyes that one could live in, they smile all on their own!!

    Mind you, bog roll and dosh = beer money and jobbies.......all good!
True story... Up until we started wearing masks, nobody ever really commented on my eyes. I would receive them for my smile or laugh... I would receive them for my hair, but never my eyes. I guess the mask really brings out my eyes... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/25/2020 5:00 am
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Wow...I guess my value just went up as well....since I have both of those!
    Although I don't have as many coins as I could have had. I went to the bank about 3 weeks ago to cash a check I received to reimburse me for items purchased for work, and the person at the bank counted out the bills but asked if he could deposit the remaining amount into my checking account. I thought it was a bit strange at the time, but now realize it was probably because of the coin shortage.
We've been dealing with the coin shortage at work for about a month now. I'm not quite understanding where they all went.... The bank has stopped our change deliveries, we're a store that does upwards of $200 thousand in business a day. It's crazy. I'm wondering it people have also started to hoard the change too? Saving it for, just in case?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/25/2020 4:54 am
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    you had me at toilet paper
I'll be telling my grandkids one day about the toilet paper shortage of 2020 and how I survived.... LOL


mc_justmc 63M

7/24/2020 3:15 pm

 you had me at toilet paper


pagancountrygirl 66F
Ask me for a photo
6466 posts
7/24/2020 3:22 am

 Wow...I guess my value just went up as well....since I have both of those!
Although I don't have as many coins as I could have had. I went to the bank about 3 weeks ago to cash a check I received to reimburse me for items purchased for work, and the person at the bank counted out the bills but asked if he could deposit the remaining amount into my checking account. I thought it was a bit strange at the time, but now realize it was probably because of the coin shortage.
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/24/2020 1:17 am

 Errmm, nae need for modesty McLade. Ye've gorgeous eyes, eyes that one could live in, they smile all on their own!!

Mind you, bog roll and dosh = beer money and jobbies.......all good!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/24/2020 12:54 am

 I can like a guy who has coins and toilet paper...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/24/2020 12:35 am
    Quoting New2Midlo:
    So important to understand our value to a potential partner.

    I live alone, work from home, and don't get out except to the gun club and groceries. I'm LOW RISK, baby!
My kind of guy!!


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
7/23/2020 8:35 pm

 Me too


topherific 61M
5209 posts
7/23/2020 8:13 pm


New2Midlo 54M
1075 posts
7/23/2020 7:17 pm

 So important to understand our value to a potential partner.

I live alone, work from home, and don't get out except to the gun club and groceries. I'm LOW RISK, baby!


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