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Overheard in the office today....  

secret_lade 49F
14097 posts
10/13/2020 2:22 pm
Overheard in the office today....


Spam Spam was working in the office across the hall from mine today. One of her employees came to her to let her know he was leaving the building for lunch today and would be bac

"Hi [Spam Spam]. Just checking in let you know that I'll be leaving the premises here shortly get some lunch. I'm starting get , unless you want eat you."

Um.... Yah. My mind went immediately X-rated....

"Um, nope, I don't think we need that. You'd better get some lunch then."

She was laughing awkwardly, her mind went where mine did.

"Yah, that's what I'm thinking. Ok then."

And he was off.

Queue me....

"Did I really just hear that?!?"

We both burst out laughing.

"I don't think I can UN-HEAR that...."

And, this is where we totally lost it. Tears were rolling down my cheek I was laughing so hard. I hadn't realized it, but one of the other leaders was in the office with her when it all happened, and I could hear his laughter too.

"I'm not even going to go there."

He migrated over to my office, shaking his head, and repeated "I just can't go there."

Never a dull moment....

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 2:07 pm

    Quoting readytowaltz:
    i would love to go out for lunch and eat you and lick you and taste your and make your pussy dripping with juices yes i would just love that
I might not want to go back to work after that lunch....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 2:05 pm

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i was supposed to call my platonic housemate SHERMAN in my blog but i keep calling him SHELDON...

    i wish they let him be gay on the show!
I wish they would too.... That fits his character. I was never really behind the whole Amy Farrah Fowler thing....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 2:03 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    There was no other way that could go I guess?
He could have just stopped at.... I'm leaving for lunch. LOL That could have been better.... LOL


readytowaltz 45M

10/14/2020 11:23 am

i would love to go out for lunch and eat you and lick you and taste your and make your pussy dripping with juices yes i would just love that


lunchandconvo 53F  
4034 posts
10/14/2020 11:22 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Not with this guy... LOL He's a lil like Sheldon Cooper.
i was supposed to call my platonic housemate SHERMAN in my blog but i keep calling him SHELDON...

i wish they let him be gay on the show!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/14/2020 8:53 am

There was no other way that could go I guess?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 3:34 am

Not with this guy... LOL He's a lil like Sheldon Cooper.


Edinburghweekend 39M
12 posts
10/14/2020 1:16 am

Could have been fun lunch


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 12:17 am

    Quoting  :

You kind of miss out on the whole dynamic of people interaction when you work from home. It can be pretty entertaining.... especially when you get a large group of coworkers and employees.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2020 12:12 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I was sitting in the cafeteria with my evening counterpart discussing the evening game plan. I got a phone call from the corporate office and in mid-sentence my mouth fell open and my brain froze as I looked up and noticed another dept. head standing in front of me, skirt pulled up to cover her crotch as she showed me her newest thigh tattoo. She's an attractive Filipino woman and all I remember was a whole lot of tanned thigh in my face. Corporate thought the call was dropped until they heard the burst of laughter from everyone around me.
Oh my... lol. Sometimes we do and say things without thinking.... I worked with a girl who had gotten a tattoo on her chest between and somewhat on her boobs. She was pulling her shirt down to show everyone. It's kind of like the autistic guy in my post, it's not a sexualized gesture to them so they don't see that as inappropriate.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 6:20 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    hmm

    people tell me I'm different away from the office than I am at it

    so true

    we live to see another day

    thanks for sharing

    be safe

    Mark Chesnutt - "What I Heard"

    She stood right there, tears in her eyes
    Looked straight at me and said one word
    The word goodbye fell from her lips
    That's what she said, but here's what I heard
    I'll be back, I'll come crawling back
    I won't last long without you
    I just need some time
    I swear she said all that and more
    It might've sounded like one word
    But that ain't what I heard
I'm way different too....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 6:19 pm

    Quoting  :

It really was funny.... We really do like the employee who made the comment, which is what made it even more humorous.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 6:16 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    I don’t see that as sexual harrassment as some think. I would not get him fired over it. Just stupid behavior. A smart woman can deal with him instead of the tight ass HR dept. I think you can spell it out to him.
It was an innocent comment on his part... We took it the other way. I didn't realize people would be so concerned in the comments.... I think this may be a situation where you would need to know the players.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 6:11 pm

    Quoting windsjohn:
    Of course you realize that that was Sexual harassment. If I was the owner of the company he would have been fired forthwith
Had he been someone else, I would say yes. This particular employee did not intend that meaning.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 6:09 pm

    Quoting RavenGB:
    That type of blatant sexual harrassment would get you fired in Europe. Even if it was meant to be a joke, it is in such poor taste that it raises many questions about the male employee.
You would have to know this guy... He didn't intend for it to be sexual, probably didn't even realize it could be interpreted that way. He's high functioning autistic. This stuff doesn't cross his mind.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 6:07 pm

    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    was he REALLY that unaware of what came out his mouth? as art linkletter used to say..kids say the darnedest things..
Oh he totally was.... No joke.


mc_justmc 63M

10/13/2020 5:55 pm

I was sitting in the cafeteria with my evening counterpart discussing the evening game plan. I got a phone call from the corporate office and in mid-sentence my mouth fell open and my brain froze as I looked up and noticed another dept. head standing in front of me, skirt pulled up to cover her crotch as she showed me her newest thigh tattoo. She's an attractive Filipino woman and all I remember was a whole lot of tanned thigh in my face. Corporate thought the call was dropped until they heard the burst of laughter from everyone around me.


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
10/13/2020 4:42 pm

hmm

people tell me I'm different away from the office than I am at it

so true

we live to see another day

thanks for sharing

be safe

Mark Chesnutt - "What I Heard"

She stood right there, tears in her eyes
Looked straight at me and said one word
The word goodbye fell from her lips
That's what she said, but here's what I heard
I'll be back, I'll come crawling back
I won't last long without you
I just need some time
I swear she said all that and more
It might've sounded like one word
But that ain't what I heard

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positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
10/13/2020 3:44 pm

I don’t see that as sexual harrassment as some think. I would not get him fired over it. Just stupid behavior. A smart woman can deal with him instead of the tight ass HR dept. I think you can spell it out to him.


windsjohn 72M  
798 posts
10/13/2020 3:17 pm

Of course you realize that that was Sexual harassment. If I was the owner of the company he would have been fired forthwith


RavenGB 63M
1430 posts
10/13/2020 3:14 pm

That type of blatant sexual harrassment would get you fired in Europe. Even if it was meant to be a joke, it is in such poor taste that it raises many questions about the male employee.


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
10/13/2020 3:12 pm

was he REALLY that unaware of what came out his mouth? as art linkletter used to say..kids say the darnedest things..

woop woop


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/13/2020 2:53 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Working at home alone in my office I told a really funny joke.
    Nobody laughed.
    Sometimes I miss people... 😶
I often wish I could work from home.... But, you know, if I did, I would miss these awkward office moments.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
10/13/2020 2:42 pm

Working at home alone in my office I told a really funny joke.
Nobody laughed.
Sometimes I miss people... 😶


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