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On Today's Episode of 'What Could Go Wrong??'  

secret_lade 49F
14127 posts
10/28/2020 3:52 pm
On Today's Episode of 'What Could Go Wrong??'


It's official!

First it was one, then it was two, and now there are three more COVID cases at the high school in the span of one week.

All schools are closed as of tonight for cleaning and sanitizing!

The<b> email </font></b>said classes will be resuming on Monday.... I'm betting they do not!

In other news....

I managed to wear an olive for a large portion of my day today.

It was fantastic!

Even better??

I wasn't the one who noticed I had an olive dried to the exposed chest skin from my v-neck blouse.

Damn those face masks!!

Between fogged glasses and not having the ability to see below my nose anymore....

I didn't realize I had an olive dried to my chest until a customer said to me, "Honey, you got something black on ya".

Hunched over, adjusting her glasses to get a closer look.. She scrutinized my olive while I blindly tried flick it off.

" the left hun... No, left. LEFT!"

"I am going left...."

Why is she getting mad at me?? It's my boob and my olive!

"Oh, I'm sorry hun, my left."

Giving up, I just blindly swooped my hand across my chest until I felt the olive rolling against my palm.

It's an odd, disgusting feeling.....

"You got it sweetie. Thank God, I hate olives."

Yah, must have been terrible for you be forced see that olive on my chest!

I contemplated popping it in my mouth and eating it while she watched, after that comment. The look on her face would have been priceless!!

Instead I laughed and threw it in the garbage

We'll just chalk it up a Wednesday.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 3:06 pm

I thought popeye ate spinach.... Omg!! LOL I just got the joke!!

True story - when I was growing up, my grandpa's nickname for me was Olive Oyl, because I was so skinny and scrawny.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 3:03 pm

    Quoting looking4u69ca:
    This is funny as hell. I'm sure I would have ate it.
I was totally thinking about eating it! LOL I had to use willpower to NOT do it! LOL


looking4u69ca 63M  
4322 posts
10/29/2020 11:45 am

This is funny as hell. I'm sure I would have ate it.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/29/2020 10:38 am

I bet Popeye wasn't best pleased


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/29/2020 12:27 am

    Quoting Vladimirpolanski:
    your text is aazing sexy you is very pretty womam i want u much baby
I want u much, too, baby....

Anyone else notice these new fake commenters all spell amazing incorrectly?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 11:43 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    could have been worse

    what if someone put a sign on your back that said

    $10 if you can lick the olive off my chest

    just sayin'

    hmm

    be safe

    Basia - "An Olive Tree"

    One day, while in the south of France,
    My good friend said I should hug an olive tree,
    She claimed that dreams come true when you do, but
    Can a plant be in any way that beneficial to me?
    Though I'm a famous skeptic, feet on the ground,
    This time I wanted this to be true
    Now picture this
    A silly polish girl in nice
    Embracing trees
    Wishing for you
    Hug an olive tree
Oh my.... That made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night. Literally! I have a mental image of Chuck Norris high kicking that olive off me now.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 11:41 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    You're only a few ingredient from becoming a human . . . pizza
Human pizza... Ready to be eaten?? LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 11:39 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    What's with food bits and the way it's attracted to you?
    You're a magnet. Hmmm...
    Can you change your magnetic poles to seek out gold? 🤔
I know! If only I could harvest that power for financial gain!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 11:34 pm

It was not... It was just an olive slice, kind of looked like a black cheerio stuck to my skin. How's that for a mental image...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 11:32 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I have heard of face plant but Olive plant??
LOL Haven't you heard? Olive is the new sexy....


topherific 61M
5209 posts
10/28/2020 8:56 pm


Vladimirpolanski 43M

10/28/2020 8:55 pm

your text is aazing sexy you is very pretty womam i want u much baby


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
10/28/2020 6:58 pm

could have been worse

what if someone put a sign on your back that said

$10 if you can lick the olive off my chest

just sayin'

hmm

be safe

Basia - "An Olive Tree"

One day, while in the south of France,
My good friend said I should hug an olive tree,
She claimed that dreams come true when you do, but
Can a plant be in any way that beneficial to me?
Though I'm a famous skeptic, feet on the ground,
This time I wanted this to be true
Now picture this
A silly polish girl in nice
Embracing trees
Wishing for you
Hug an olive tree

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Good luck!!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 5:41 pm

    Quoting  :

Ew... parsnip, yuck!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/28/2020 5:40 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    The big question is did you have anything to eat with olives on it?
That's the puzzling part.... I didn't. 🤔 Just kidding.... there were olives in my pasta salad.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/28/2020 5:14 pm

You're only a few ingredient from becoming a human . . . pizza

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
10/28/2020 4:56 pm

What's with food bits and the way it's attracted to you?
You're a magnet. Hmmm...
Can you change your magnetic poles to seek out gold? 🤔


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
10/28/2020 4:52 pm



Was it stuffed??


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/28/2020 4:46 pm

I have heard of face plant but Olive plant??

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mc_justmc 63M

10/28/2020 4:31 pm

The big question is did you have anything to eat with olives on it?


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