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For once, it wasn't me!
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For once, it wasn't me! I was talking to an employee as she was getting ready to leave for the day. She is older, and hard working, and kind of limps along showing the wear and tear her body has experience from the years of food preparation and catering that has been her career. She is a rockstar! We were talking at the door and she said to me... "I have to tell you what happened the other day. I immediately thought of you!" "Really? Why me?" "Because, stuff like this usually happens to you." I was hooked the minute she said that. My attention was vested and I had to hear what it was she did because I knew it was probably something totally humiliating but made for a good story. I wasn't wrong. She had been talking to a regular customer and was excited to tell him that we were allowed to have coffee again. When the COVID hit, we had been directed to put away the coffee carafe to limit the possible spread and exposure to the virus, but that had been lifted and coffee was back once again. In her excitement, she had somehow managed to propel her false teeth from her mouth onto the floor while she was talking to the customer. The echo of her teeth bouncing on the cement floor was undeniable. At first glance, the teeth had disappeared, so she found herself, the customer, and one of her coworkers searching for where they landed. They managed to land under a table, far enough back that she had to grab the broom to sweep them out. By now, I was roaring as she was telling me the story. If I had false teeth, I could totally see this happening to me.... Thankfully I do not! So, there she stood, teeth in hand, offering the customer a cup of coffee. The customer being a good, regular customer who visited her often, had asked her with a smile on his face how much he owed her. "The coffee is a dollar, but the entertainment is free." Happy Tuesday! |
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 oh! to have witnessed the teeth, the whole teeth and nothing but the teeth.
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The attempted dine and dash.... That would have been something to see! I'm guessing they ended up paying their bill? I don't understand how people can do that stuff, especially since it's usually the wait staff that get penalized for it and it gets taken out of their pay. Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser" 
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I suffer from too much drama at work as well!
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Good for her that she could turn something embarrassing into something funny! 
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that's a good story I always like to look on the positive side of things but, I plan for the worst that way, I'm not disappointed It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man... The Dead South - "One-Armed Man" I did it for my baby I did it for that bottle And I do it for my one armed man who Likes to please my dirty soul Can I see you baby Can I see you doll Can I kiss you maybe Before I'm up against the wall I'm playing drinking games But the players have all gone Take me for a round of whiskey strong Can I be the morning Can I be the night Can I be the afternoon I'll make you feel alright I'm gonna be the night crawler That crawls into your bed Baby let's bang heads
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that's a good story I always like to look on the positive side of things but, I plan for the worst that way, I'm not disappointed It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man... The Dead South - "One-Armed Man" I did it for my baby I did it for that bottle And I do it for my one armed man who Likes to please my dirty soul Can I see you baby Can I see you doll Can I kiss you maybe Before I'm up against the wall I'm playing drinking games But the players have all gone Take me for a round of whiskey strong Can I be the morning Can I be the night Can I be the afternoon I'll make you feel alright I'm gonna be the night crawler That crawls into your bed Baby let's bang heads To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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Good for her that she could turn something embarrassing into something funny! Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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 How embarrassing for her, poor woman  Many years ago, when I was in the Air Force, I was with friends late one evening in an Indian Restaurant in Swindon UK. We had just got a beer each and ordered our food, when there was a commotion by the door, a group of guys were trying to leave without paying!! One of the waiters was blocking the door and calling to his colleagues for help, the kitchen door crashed open and three cooks armed with large ladles attacked the offenders! Eventually after peace was restored, we had our meal and paying the bill, our waiter asked if we had enjoyed our meal? One of my friends looked at him and said, the food was crap but I loved the Floor Show   
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 Ah, your colleague there sounds like a proper good un....... But if this had happened to you McLade, the falsies would have ended up stuck in yer cleavage, no' on the floor!!
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I have to get a partial next year and will have to see what funny stuff I do. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that
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OMG I have retail tales that I darent repeat but yours is a gem
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Oh bless her heart. Polygrip on aisle 5.
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if it's FREE, it's for me and coffee that's a buck is a bargain. good that you work with people that have a sense of humor. it's better to laughing then cryin'
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That happened to a friend when we were talking but he caught them and popped them back in, I just didn't react, I knew he was embarrassed.
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11/3/2020 3:59 pm |
I suffer from too much drama at work as well!
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11/3/2020 2:02 pm |
That happened to a friend when we were talking but he caught them and popped them back in, I just didn't react, I knew he was embarrassed.
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if it's FREE, it's for meand coffee that's a buck is a bargain. good that you work with people that have a sense of humor. it's better to laughing then cryin'
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Oh bless her heart. Polygrip on aisle 5.
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OMG I have retail tales that I darent repeat but yours is a gem (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I have to get a partial next year and will have to see what funny stuff I do. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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Ah, your colleague there sounds like a proper good un....... But if this had happened to you McLade, the falsies would have ended up stuck in yer cleavage, no' on the floor!!
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How embarrassing for her, poor woman Many years ago, when I was in the Air Force, I was with friends late one evening in an Indian Restaurant in Swindon UK. We had just got a beer each and ordered our food, when there was a commotion by the door, a group of guys were trying to leave without paying!! One of the waiters was blocking the door and calling to his colleagues for help, the kitchen door crashed open and three cooks armed with large ladles attacked the offenders! Eventually after peace was restored, we had our meal and paying the bill, our waiter asked if we had enjoyed our meal? One of my friends looked at him and said, the food was crap but I loved the Floor Show Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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