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What's grosser than gross?
What's grosser than gross? Using the public restroom where I wor What's grosser than that?? Having the toilet in the next stall overflow at an alarming rate. Yah, I think it's safe to say.... I nearly withered up and died at that very moment. When I could see 'stuff' floating on the floor at my feet I started to dry heave and nearly vomited. In one fell swoop I lost a pair of shoes, socks, and pants as they were now tainted with disgust and sights that could not be unseen..... "It's not that fucking bad!" "Yah, maybe if I lived in a fucking third world country. Good God..." Pissed, I tip toed out of the bathroom to get as little funk on me as possible and went right to Boss #2's office. "I just had to wade through ankle deep toilet water with sewage floating in it in the bathroom, you may want to get [maintenance crew] on that as soon as possible. I'm going to go home and throw out everything that touched that water and take a shower before I go to the dentist. See you tomorrow." I'm still pretty pissed off. Those were my new work shoes with the memory foam soles... Grrrr.... |
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Most of my working career was spent in the corporate world of an 'ivory tower'. I could not believe the condition of the washrooms despite the regularly scheduled maintenance / cleaning. I would shake my head in disgust and be wondering, if that's how others treat the bathrooms, what the heck must their own look like? Yikes!
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Most of my working career was spent in the corporate world of an 'ivory tower'. I could not believe the condition of the washrooms despite the regularly scheduled maintenance / cleaning. I would shake my head in disgust and be wondering, if that's how others treat the bathrooms, what the heck must their own look like? Yikes!
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Gee, now I feel bad for using that toilet but I had to go and the men’s stalls were filled! Not really. Good lord I hate public restrooms too. There was a brief period where I worked maintenance at Wally World and let me tell you the worst bathrooms were not the men’s. The horrors I witnessed in those ladies bathrooms still give me the dry heaves. But the worst experience happened in my youthful days as a bagger for supermarket. For whatever vile reason, a woman (dear god I hope it was a woman) defecated against the wall in the ladies bathroom. Yeah. Guess which lucky bagger cleaned that? Thankfully not me. I saw it after a customer complained and foisted that task off to a newbie. Perks of being on the job longer and being a devious lil shit. Yep. Potty humor.
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Gee, now I feel bad for using that toilet but I had to go and the men’s stalls were filled! Not really. Good lord I hate public restrooms too. There was a brief period where I worked maintenance at Wally World and let me tell you the worst bathrooms were not the men’s. The horrors I witnessed in those ladies bathrooms still give me the dry heaves. But the worst experience happened in my youthful days as a bagger for supermarket. For whatever vile reason, a woman (dear god I hope it was a woman) defecated against the wall in the ladies bathroom. Yeah. Guess which lucky bagger cleaned that? Thankfully not me. I saw it after a customer complained and foisted that task off to a newbie. Perks of being on the job longer and being a devious lil shit. Yep. Potty humor. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Yes, that's pretty gross
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Hahahahahaha, this reminds me of that Seinfeld, where his shoelace touched the bathroom floor!!!!
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Yes, that's pretty gross
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3/10/2021 3:28 am |
Hahahahahaha, this reminds me of that Seinfeld, where his shoelace touched the bathroom floor!!!!
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I shouldn't laugh, but it is funny!! Unfortunately, men have to wade through puddles of piss every time we use a public toilet. Aye, it gives me the dry boke too. Someone needs to invent some sort of footwear flotation device that enables us to rise above the tide, as it were! Alternatively, people could just clean up after themselves, or report problems when they see them!
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I shouldn't laugh, but it is funny!! Unfortunately, men have to wade through puddles of piss every time we use a public toilet. Aye, it gives me the dry boke too. Someone needs to invent some sort of footwear flotation device that enables us to rise above the tide, as it were! Alternatively, people could just clean up after themselves, or report problems when they see them!
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Oh my.... Those must have been some powerful toilets to pull sheets and blankets into them. Yikes! Th e bathrooms where I work struggle with too much tp. As evidence yesterday.... Ugh!
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I clicked on this.. I got what I deserve
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You are right... Thank God!
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O.M.G. I'm sitting here laughing but man, that's gross. amp; Oops, laughing again.
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Well now that would leave an indelible visual mark...
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I clicked on this.. I got what I deserve
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O.M.G. I'm sitting here laughing but man, that's gross. amp; Oops, laughing again.
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Not going to lie.... This fits right up there in my all time worst moments on earth.
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3/9/2021 5:38 pm |
Well now that would leave an indelible visual mark...
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Using the public restroom where I work. What's grosser than that?? Having the toilet in the next stall overflow at an alarming rate. Yah, I think it's safe to say.... I nearly withered up and died at that very moment. When I could see 'stuff' floating on the floor at my feet I started to dry heave and nearly vomited. In one fell swoop I lost a pair of shoes, socks, and pants as they were now tainted with disgust and sights that could not be unseen..... "It's not that fucking bad!" "Yah, maybe if I lived in a fucking third world country. Good God..." Pissed, I tip toed out of the bathroom to get as little funk on me as possible and went right to Boss #2's office. "I just had to wade through ankle deep toilet water with sewage floating in it in the bathroom, you may want to get [maintenance crew] on that as soon as possible. I'm going to go home and throw out everything that touched that water and take a shower before I go to the dentist. See you tomorrow." I'm still pretty pissed off. Those were my new work shoes with the memory foam soles... Grrrr....
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