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It was a sports bra debacle!
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It was a sports bra debacle! Tonight at the gym it was couples central. To be honest, I was feeling a little jealous. A husband / wife on the elliptical machines, a girlfriend / boyfriend lifting weights, hell, there was even a husband / wife on the stationary bikes behind . Then there was . And Sweaty Armpit Guy. Ack! Let's forget about him.... Then there was . I was on the treadmill trying not see Sweaty Armpit Guy washing his face and hands with a wet wipe when I felt a weird tugging sensation on my right shoulder. What the heck?! I rolled my shoulder a little and I could feel my right breast lifting a hair as the fabric of my sports bra started slide upward. Glancing down, I couldn't figure out what the fuck was happening. And then I saw it. It was horrible. A nightmare of unimaginable horrors. A sight that couldn't be unseen. Apparently I hadn't locked the zipper down all the way on my sports bra and it had come apart while I was on the treadmill. Thankfully the sports bras for the chesty-girls have hooks that also fasten in the front aid in<b> locking </font></b>the girls down for exercise. Unfortunately for , that hook had met it's match and it came unfastened too. So there I was, trucking along on the treadmill, flopping in the wind. Fantastic. Cutting my walk short, I quickly wiped down my machine and inconspicuously crossed my arms, making my way to the restroom to harness the girls back up. If I could have died of embarrassment, that would have been the end of me. Right then and there... Fortunately you can't die of embarrassment so here I now sit, chronicling my debacle for all the world to see. Happy Tuesday! |
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would've luved to see that 
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*Y* We are all guilty of making a boob sometime in our lives.
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So it ended up being couples night for you too. Lefty and righty had it out. If it makes you feel better, i wouldnt have stared at you while the girls found freedom. But i would had the biggest...smile. yep. My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Well I feel pics of said bra would help with the description but that’s just me
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Debracle.... OMG! Love it!! LOL You have the gift of verbage... I wish I'd thought of that!
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The ladies want their free time. Annnd evidently they want it in public.  
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Sounds like you made a Smooth Titillating recovery...  Thanks for the grin..
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It's the Great Boobie Escape!  Thank goodness it wasn't as well executed as it was planned.
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at least you where able to recover be for the full exposure happened. could have happen while doing bench presses and your hands where holding the weights up in the air. now that would a sight to behold.
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I have read the book, Now I can't wait for the movie to see the visual version of this story. Wink, Wink Lol 
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Y'all have more adventures with those things...
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It ain't true if there aren't any pictures. 
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Oh yikes!! Now THAT is a bad day!
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wish id been there to help
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I don't think anyone noticed.... Thank God. I'm lucky that most of the time when I'm at the gym, everyone is so preoccupied with what they are doing, they don't really notice what is going on around them. Last night, especially, it was like everyone there was coupled up.
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In a righteous world, that tug would have been me lifting a little more than a hair  "met it's match" was the best
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In a righteous world, that tug would have been me lifting a little more than a hair "met it's match" was the best
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4/20/2021 7:48 pm |
wish id been there to help
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It ain't true if there aren't any pictures.
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4/20/2021 7:24 pm |
Y'all have more adventures with those things...
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I have read the book, Now I can't wait for the movie to see the visual version of this story. Wink, Wink Lol
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at least you where able to recover be for the full exposure happened. could have happen while doing bench presses and your hands where holding the weights up in the air. now that would a sight to behold.
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It's the Great Boobie Escape! Thank goodness it wasn't as well executed as it was planned. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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4/20/2021 6:39 pm |
Sounds like you made a Smooth Titillating recovery... Thanks for the grin..
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The ladies want their free time. Annnd evidently they want it in public. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Well I feel pics of said bra would help with the description but that’s just me
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Tonight at the gym it was couples central. To be honest, I was feeling a little jealous. A husband / wife on the elliptical machines, a girlfriend / boyfriend lifting weights, hell, there was even a husband / wife on the stationary bikes behind me. Then there was me. And Sweaty Armpit Guy. Ack! Let's forget about him.... Then there was me. I was on the treadmill trying not to see Sweaty Armpit Guy washing his face and hands with a wet wipe when I felt a weird tugging sensation on my right shoulder. What the heck?! I rolled my shoulder a little and I could feel my right breast lifting a hair as the fabric of my sports bra started to slide upward. Glancing down, I couldn't figure out what the fuck was happening. And then I saw it. It was horrible. A nightmare of unimaginable horrors. A sight that couldn't be unseen. Apparently I hadn't locked the zipper down all the way on my sports bra and it had come apart while I was on the treadmill. Thankfully the sports bras for the chesty-girls have hooks that also fasten in the front to aid in locking the girls down for exercise. Unfortunately for me, that hook had met it's match and it came unfastened too. So there I was, trucking along on the treadmill, flopping in the wind. Fantastic. Cutting my walk short, I quickly wiped down my machine and inconspicuously crossed my arms, making my way to the restroom to harness the girls back up. If I could have died of embarrassment, that would have been the end of me. Right then and there... Fortunately you can't die of embarrassment so here I now sit, chronicling my debacle for all the world to see. Happy Tuesday!
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