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A funny goofy sex story  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
5/21/2019 1:52 pm

Last Read:
5/22/2019 8:19 am

A funny goofy sex story


I thought of this goofy funny sex story. It made me laugh. It was so ridiculous. I wonder, if this could possibly happen. I'm writing it in first person. It helps me to get into the character.

I had just gotten out of the bathroom. I had forgotten to zip up my fly. I wasn't wearing any underwear. As I was walking down the street my dick fell out of my pants! Just hanging out there for everyone to see! People were looking at me strange! I didn't know why! Then, this guy pointed down on me. I looked down. My dick was hanging out of my pants! I saw people on their phone; alarmed at what was going on. They were probably calling the<b> police. </font></b>They probably thought I was some kind of a pervert with my dick hanging out of my pants.

Then guy said, you better stick your dick back in your pants and get the fuck out of here! So, I stuck my dick back in my pants, and ran off; ducked into the next building I could find! I found myself alone. Thank God I had escaped one! What a mess!

Then, all of a sudden guy appeared. He had followed me. He came up to me and said, you owe me a favor for one! I said, I sure do! Thanks for helping me out. Well, you can help me out right now. How's , I said? He had noticed I have a really big cock! I want to suck your meat pipe, right now!

So, I let him suck my dick.



rick315875 65M

5/22/2019 8:19 am

    Quoting 1Hemiguy1:
    Crazy how you meet people some days.
yes very crazy


rick315875 65M

5/21/2019 3:10 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That kind of is a goofy but fun story my friend, you never know who you might meet out on the streets..
When I was editing this little story every time I read this sentence it made me laugh. It's just so ridiculous that it's funny. "As I was walking down the street my dick fell out of my pants"!

My friend


1Hemiguy1 61M
144 posts
5/21/2019 3:04 pm

Crazy how you meet people some days.


rick315875 65M

5/21/2019 3:02 pm

Some people have all the luck


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
5/21/2019 2:21 pm

That kind of is a goofy but fun story my friend, you never know who you might meet out on the streets..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


rick315875 65M

5/21/2019 2:02 pm

sex stories


jackswallowsit 66M
68 posts
5/21/2019 1:56 pm

Damn man, I want to be 'that guy'. LOL

If it's not in my mouth, it's on my mind ....


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