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Donald Trump: cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump: cOMIC relief Triumph the insult comic dog https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc7LpJTBgzOrAcrtErR8t0e5geXivHqAX When reading use Triumph the insult comic dog's voice. I think it makes it sound funnier! Hello everyone! I am Triumph the insult comic dog! I have breaking news. Yes, breaking news! Yes, I dropped the news on my way into the office and broke it. No, just kidding. But I do have breaking news for you! Donald Trump has been known to poop in his pants! Yes, shocking I know. But, yes. Donald Trump poops in his pants. I am here with Donald Trump's personal poop cleaner-upper. Now that's what I call a shitty job! How are you today? I am fine! I hear it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. You look pretty old. You'd think Donald Trump would get a young pretty girl to be his personal poop cleaner-upper. You don't even look like you are from U.S. Do you speak English? No! Okay, I will be right back! Let me find a translator so we can continue our interview. Okay, I'm back! Are you an illegal immigrant? Yes! How much does he pay you? $5 an hour! That is why we need immigrants in this country. To do all the dirty jobs that no white person should ever have to do or ever want to do. So tell me when was the last time you had to clean up President Trump's poop. Yesterday! Wow! Can you believe that? Just yesterday Donald Trump pooped in his pants. I can't believe it. A grown man who poops in his pants. Does he wear a diaper? Yes! Wow, everyone, Donald Trump wears a diaper! Wow! That's amazing! Tell me what do you do with the poopy diaper? I put it in a plastic bag and throw it in the dumpster. Wow! That's interesting! Because my nickname for Donald Trump is trumpster dumpster. Because he likes to go dumpster-diving for half-eaten McDonald's hamburgers and KFC! Have you ever noticed that KFC and McDonald's are in poor white neighborhoods and Popeyes and Burger King are in poor black neighborhoods? Just a tidbit of information for you. Anyway, back to the interview. Do you wipe his ass when you change his diaper? Yes! Has Donald Trump ever tried to sexually molest you? Yes! Before or after you change his diaper? Usually after! Wow! This is all very interesting! Well, let me let you get back to the president. As we speak he may be needing his diaper changed! Thank you for the interview. You are welcome! Well, folks, this is Triumph the insult comic coming to you live from the White House reporting on the goings-on! Well, there you have it! Donald Trump poops in his pants and wears a diaper! Now back to you at Fox News!  |
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are you blocking me completely? "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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2/10/2020 10:44 am |
ok original material thank you
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