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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Donald Trump - cOMIC relief Breaking news! Donald Trump committed a series of bombastic bellowing bombs of flatulence from his butt! Causing widespread panic and a mass evacuation of the White House! But because of the fencing around the White House, no one was able escape! Many were forced back into the building to rush themselves down into the bunker! Others were wearing masks but they were of little consolation! The putrefying gases burned right through the masks! Most were not able to escape the toxic fumes! It is not until the fire department and paramedics arrived that they were rescued! Thankfully no one was seriously injured. But some were hospitalized due to inhalation of toxic fumes! When reporters questioned Donald Trump about the incident he said that is a nasty question! You are a terrible reporter! But Mr. President we have video footage that states to the contrary! Donald Trump replied that's fake news! |
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6/13/2020 5:34 am |
This made my afternoon my friend.. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
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6/13/2020 5:32 am |
Anything negative about it is fake news. But but the video has been doctored it will say.
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6/13/2020 5:30 am |
I wondered what had caused those tremors over here...... According to Tucker Carlson it was Obama's fault, he farted four years ago today and this is just aftershock.........he said it so it must be true! Great joke that was funny!
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This made my afternoon my friend.. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
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Anything negative about it is fake news. But but the video has been doctored it will say. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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I wondered what had caused those tremors over here...... According to Tucker Carlson it was Obama's fault, he farted four years ago today and this is just aftershock.........he said it so it must be true!
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6/10/2020 8:32 am |
Breaking news! Donald Trump farted! Causing widespread panic and a mass evacuation of the White House! But because of the fencing around the White House, no one was able to escape! Many were forced back into the building to rush themselves down into the bunker! Others were wearing masks but they were of little consolation! The putrefying gases burned right through the masks! Most were not able to escape the toxic fumes! It is not until the fire department and paramedics arrived that they were rescued! Thankfully no deaths occurred. But some were hospitalized due to inhalation of toxic fumes! When reporters questioned Donald Trump about the incident he said that is a nasty question! You are a terrible reporter! But Mr. President we have video footage that states to the contrary! Donald Trump replied that's fake news!
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