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do you mind if i ask, what's in that glass *thank you for offering points to the masses. it will definitely start a frenzy.
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10/19/2019 10:43 am |
why is a beautiful woman like you sitting here by herself may I buy you a drink
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I wonder if they know I farted????
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"sorry im late, i had an issue at home - i spilled some soap and water and couldnt figure out what to clean it up with" "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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I'll have what you're having.
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Hi...sorry I'm late
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Hi, looks like you are having second thoughts about that drink, let me be the first choice.
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10/19/2019 11:25 am |
Good evening how are you
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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and I together
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Is that shirt made out of silk or can it be fealt.
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If a train leaves Los Angeles going East at 65 MPH and another train leaving Chicago going West at 80 MPH, how many shingles will it take to cover the barn?
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I will wash my face so you always have a clean place to sit down on
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10/19/2019 12:02 pm |
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy
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10/19/2019 2:03 pm |
So what has caught your eye?
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10/19/2019 2:04 pm |
So what is a beautiful woman like you doing here all alone?
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10/19/2019 2:06 pm |
Sure hope you didn’t get stood up. His lose my gain.
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" I see you are undressing me with your eyes "
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hello, i would love to clean your house
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Nice shoes! ............wanna fuck? 🙊
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Would you bark like a seal if I balance my balls on your nose?
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"Yes, of course I would take you to bed and fuck your brains out !! "
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" I sure wish the Bouncer was bouncing his Ass on Me!" Thanx for the give-aways!
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11/3/2019 11:46 am |
You look like my first ex wife, and I've never been married.
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