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The Blonde And The Body Builder  

Weeload2 60M
429 posts
11/21/2021 7:19 am
The Blonde And The Body Builder


A 21 year old blond met a large, powerfully built body builder at the bar.After a number of drinks they agree go back his place.

The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims "Boom !"

The Blonde exclaims "What a great<b> chest </font></b>you have !"

He tells her "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby !"

Then he rips off his pants and once again, yelling ,"Boom !"

The blonde is impressed and and says "My, what massive calves you have !"

The body builder tells her "That's 100 pounds of dynamite, baby !"

He then rips off his underwear and exclaims "Boom !"

The blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his cloths back on and chases after her. He catches with her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I don't want be around that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was !"

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
11/21/2021 7:23 am

A 21 year old blond met a large, powerfully built body builder at the bar.After a number of drinks they agree to go back to his place.

The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims "Boom !"

The Blonde exclaims "What a great chest you have !"

He tells her "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby !"

Then he rips off his pants and once again, yelling ,"Boom !"

The blonde is impressed and and says "My, what massive calves you have !"

The body builder tells her "That's 100 pounds of dynamite, baby !"

He then rips off his underwear and exclaims "Boom !"

The blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his cloths back on and chases after her. He catches up with her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I don't want to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was !"

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


staci_19702 53T
3767 posts
11/21/2021 12:29 pm

🤣🤣🤣
That’s a good one!!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
11/22/2021 6:31 am

    Quoting  :

... not one of my better ones but it is better than none

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
11/22/2021 5:52 pm

oh my gawwwwdddd....yah...that's what the steroid do to him
...right???


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
11/25/2021 12:08 am

Uh oh! LOLOL


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
11/25/2021 4:27 am

    Quoting  :

Short fuse hahaha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
11/25/2021 4:28 am

Mr. Boom got what he deserved

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
11/25/2021 4:29 am

    Quoting japaneseass:
    oh my gawwwwdddd....yah...that's what the steroid do to him
    ...right???
JA, I think that it goes back to the old wives tale... big guy little dick

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
11/25/2021 4:30 am

Poor girl didn't get none !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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