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She's Been Framed !!  

Weeload2 60M
429 posts
12/13/2021 6:33 am
She's Been Framed !!

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the<b> toilet </font></b>seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the<b> toilet </font></b>seat stuck to her rear.

Understandably distraught, she asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large coat so as to cover the stuck<b> toilet </font></b>seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctors, he lifts his wifes coat to show her predicament.

The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before ?"

"Well yes", says the doctor, "but never framed like that."



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/13/2021 6:35 am

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear.

Understandably distraught, she asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large coat so as to cover the stuck toilet seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctors, he lifts his wifes coat to show her predicament.

The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before ?"

"Well yes", says the doctor, "but never framed like that."

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/13/2021 7:14 am

    Quoting  :

.. tell you what, never search the internet for 'xxx toilet seat'..... GROSS, the images that come up LOL. I just grabbed this image and bailed out of that search. I like doing an image pertaining to the topic but I may just break that rule haha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
12/13/2021 7:16 am

OMG Weeload you have me dieing over here with laughter that I am crying

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/13/2021 8:00 am

    Quoting flannel_light:
    OMG Weeload you have me dieing over here with laughter that I am crying
Me too when I first read it. I found it on a site that isn't even related to jokes or porn. Toilet seat framed ass... hahahaha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/13/2021 9:15 am

That's a good one, and I know someone that did that to her hubby but she used super glue instead of paint.. .. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/13/2021 10:33 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    That's a good one, and I know someone that did that to her hubby but she used super glue instead of paint.. .. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
Yikes, superglue.. that had to leave a mark !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
12/13/2021 11:28 pm

LMAO potty potty joke!


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/14/2021 7:36 am

It's now framed for a proper game of butt darts... haha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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