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Blogs > Weeload2 > Once in a Blue Moon

Teaming Up  

Weeload2 60M
428 posts
1/4/2022 9:27 am
Teaming Up
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic please ?"

She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that ?"

The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover."

The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder !"

At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist"s husband.

She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."



~Wee~
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
1/4/2022 9:27 am

 A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic please ?"

She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that ?"

The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover."

The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder !"

At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist"s husband.

She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
1/4/2022 10:47 am

 Thanks for making me smile


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
1/4/2022 10:58 am

 That's a good one.. I love it. Isn't it amazing how prescriptions can come so easily.. I hope you enjoy your Tuesday and may it be full of fun laughter..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


luv_bare1 82M
453 posts
1/4/2022 11:26 am

 Love that one


Pleasureinc 60M  
2200 posts
1/4/2022 12:33 pm

 good one!


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
1/4/2022 4:31 pm

 lol....oh my gawdddd...that was funny...


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
1/4/2022 5:02 pm

 all a matter of prospective,isnt it?
woop woop


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
1/4/2022 8:07 pm

 LOL Good one!


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