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Hmmm Wonder_ful !!! and Random Celebrity Crush #1  

QuitetheSOP 57M
44 posts
6/30/2020 7:54 am
Hmmm Wonder_ful !!! and Random Celebrity Crush #1

I'm wise to the foibles of this site now.

I normally begin each posting with an old joke of the day but for reasons unknown, random words always seem to disappear from the first couple of sentences on a post and I don't want a cracking joke ruined.

So bear with me whilst I put up these opening sentences to get round this issue, I will not be defeated !

That should be enough, what do you think?...let's try...and now an old joke of the day...

I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits? ’"

He said "How flexible are you?"

I said "I can’t make Tuesdays."

Go on...one more...

"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed"

I wonder?...if any man on here with a standard membership has ever received a flirt from a woman half his age, 3,000 miles away and thought "Oooh she's really in to me, I must get the credit card out and upgrade so I can contact her."...I wonder?

I wonder?...if my libido has dwindled when I find myself admiring a piece of interior design in a profile photo on here instead of the naked woman or I think to myself that wardrobe in the background needs tidying up...I wonder?

I wonder?...how many women with profiles on this site...know they have a profile on this site?...I wonder?

I wonder?...if that 33 year old housewife who e-mailed me on here looking for some "hot and steamy action" appreciated the ironing I sent her?...I wonder?

I wonder?...if I am cut out for an orgy...there was once a documentary on tv here, featuring a couple who hosted dinner parties with a bit of frisky fun time afterwards.
As the meal concluded the four couples made their way from the dining area into the more comfy surroundings of the living room area. Not before too long the clothes were coming off but I remember all I could think about as I observed a naked man standing in front of two of the now naked women kneeling in front of him:

"They've just had a fish course! and they haven't disposed of the leftovers, that's just sitting there stagnating AND they haven't even put the pots and pans into soak...eeeeek! " ...could I take part in an orgy?...I wonder?

I might post some more wonderings shortly, in the meantime...what are you wondering?...do tell?...go on, you know you want to...

and no you can't say "I'm wondering why I'm reading this rubbish?"

and now a sight for sore eyes...my first in an extra feature to accompany each posting...a random celebrity crush beginning with and in no particular order...drum roll...Liz Hurley...not sure Liz is much of an actress...but frankly who cares...
and as you can see below looks just as good in her 50s as she did 25 years ago when she wore 'that dress'...







MonsterCacti 39M

6/30/2020 9:07 am

she has always been hot same with Kate Beckinsdale


QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:07 am:
Concur monstercacti concur.

ricknice 58M
21 posts
6/30/2020 8:47 am

I was a big Liz Hurley fan back in the day (that is to say, I "enjoyed" her pics for a while) - she is still soooooo fine!


QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:13 am:
I'm sure you 'enjoyed' her pictures rick...cheeky monkey!...hands off our English rose

lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
6/30/2020 8:43 am

Bleeding nora McSOP, you've hit a new low with these, I'm proud of you!!

1. Was she sincere and honest, passionate and loyal, seeking for her true love, with a liberal spalsh of spelling errors? Yes? Well then it's definitely genuine a genuine approach and I think you should give me £200 quid for my expert advice on that!
2. Aye, ye've got to wonder at some of the photos......there are some sights you cannot un-see, and some particularly slovenly people with particularly bad taste.
3. If you believe the site, which I do, there are millions of gorgeous fake women on this site who know they are fake.
4. I quite enjoy ironing, it's therapeutic.....and I'd never trust anyone else to do mine!
5. I just couldn't share fluids with people I barely know like that. Some fantasies should remain fantasies, I'd be in the kitchen doing the dishes!

I reckon Betty's even more attractive now.

And neva mind quite the SOP, quite the blogging veteran you're becoming! I'm enjoying these emerging styles of yours, original, coherent and funny! Except for the jokes......


QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:19 am:
Gotta be honest lindo...the jokes are all for you...I know you love em….and even worse is to follow!...and at the orgy...I'd be on the travel scrabble!...and thanks for the comps...bit disorganised postings but...what the hell...

QuitetheSOP 57M
122 posts
6/30/2020 8:02 am

So come on then...what are you wondering?


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