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Just lil' ol' me...  

Janey_Delilah 59F
0 posts
2/19/2022 11:34 am
Just lil' ol' me...

Consider the following to see if I "fit in" with you.......

I am 57. I have a tendency to be very direct and forward. On occasion, I feel that offends people. Believe me when I say I do not intend to do that. I am here for escape from the drudgery of my husband, for fun and sexual experimentation.

I am BRAND new to the world of bi-sexuality and thus far, enjoying it.

I do not bring drama or baggage to anyone, yet do have a lot on my plate these days. I am a master carpenter (I know I am not usual), not flat as a board and yes, have been nailed. HA HA! (I hate that joke. Because I am a girl I am only supposed to know how to vacuum, make dinner and bend over and say take me.) I own my own business which is successful, and keeps me very busy so should you not receive responses in a timely fashion it is not because I am ignoring you.

I am not dom or sub and try to be respectful of people in all situations. I consider us all equal. For me, role playing is a waste of time but do not mind wearing something nice that will turn heads. I do not hang in<b> bars </font></b>and am in no way, a slut or even promiscuous and have no use for people that think I am. That is not to say I am not human though.... wondering.... say.... about how BIG that guy really is and what he can do with it, or whether that could be moist and lusting for me! lol.

I drink a lot and smoke however will not touch drugs not even 420. I do not smoke in your presence should it be offending to you. Should you offer me a drink I hand you my keys. I get them back when you see fit. I won't take any chances, I have and they will never say that mum was in jail for drinking and driving.

I have been around for some time yet have not been around. I have only ever been with 2 men, 4 women. I have talked to many men on this site but none seem to be interested in ME, just my cunt. I can suck a softball thru the eye of a needle and I learned to swallow because I do not like cum in my hair and eyes. I have never squirted and would like to learn how.

There is nothing better than girl-on-girl porn and I usually explode thanks to my toys while watching them. I demand LOTS of foreplay and if the sheets are not wet, so to speak, b4 penetration foreplay is not over.

I tend to look at women in a different way as of late and that gets me super horny and moist. Do not think I am a lesbian though because I am not.

I am tight and fit and promise to give you a run for your money. I am the type of woman that when my boots hit the floor in the morning the Devil says "Oh No, She's Up"!!!

I know this sounds like a story out of a girlie magazine but it is not and I am real. I will stop there for now. If I have not offended you and you are not to taken aback perhaps I will hear from you soon.

Remember, if a girl is smiling she is thinking of doing something crazy. If she is laughing, she has already done it!! I am smiling.

Janey
XX



oldbstrd55 67M
3292 posts
2/20/2022 7:46 am

As a carpenter myself, only know a few women carpenters. I've trained a couple of them. and yep, plenty of nailed and wood jokes out there. Good luck on your search and if your every in my area, I would be happy to help you with some lumber if you'll help me with my wood. Hahaha.


profcoquin27bis 59M
4323 posts
2/21/2022 3:01 am

hi from France, you seem really interesting


phal_1234 62M

2/21/2022 6:23 pm

great introduction...woould love to buy you a drink or coffee sometime when i am in your area


stiff1foru69 55M  
1 post
2/25/2022 10:52 am

You are an incredible woman indeed. And hot as hell Xoxoxo


2just2hvfun 55M/50F

3/13/2022 4:33 am

A shame you aren't finding anyone interested in "you"! We wanted to get to know you, you reached out to us via email away from here but you never replied other than to say hello. Tough to get to know "you" when you you don't reply lol. Always open to trying again if you are truly interested in getting to know us as well, and see where it all could lead!


ruwilling2015 55M  
21 posts
5/27/2022 4:56 am

Good morning Janey. What a beautiful introduction. Im just down the road from you and would like to chat and see if we might be a fit and if not perhaps become best pals in this TSdates.com adventure. I tried to “kick” you but message may be lost in your inbox settings. Cheers and looking forward to chatting. Steve


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