Tallie's Best Female Friend :)  

AlyTal 31M/28F  
259 posts
7/10/2021 6:23 pm
Tallie's Best Female Friend :)

My best female friend in the whole world is a girl/woman named Shalayo. She was my room mate all through college when we were at the Univ. of Hawaii on Oahu. She is almost full blood Hawaiian, but does have a little Japanese mixed in. She is the same age as me, and she is truly a beautiful girl who is the real Queen of Oahu as evidenced by the billboard posters near Waikiki advertising the best Polynesian commercial show on the island. Without making a pun she worked her butt off all during college to put herself through school as an otea dancer of the commercial shows on the hotel circuit. If you don't know the Polynesian word, otea dancing is the fast Tahitian style dancing with the dancer moving her hips and ass at 100 mph in all directions at once. Through her college years Shalayo grew to be the hottest, best, most sexually attractive otea dancer in the islands. Currently she is the choreographer and feature dancer at the best commercial show on Oahu. For all the fat cat high roller tourists that seek her attention she is still the sweetest, most unspoiled, down to earth girl that she was when I first met her at age seventeen when we first hooked up to be room mates.

Shalayo and I have been partners in crime for ten years, and we have many secrets together. Neither one of us can blackmail the other because the dirt we have on each other would make at least a large foothill. Lol For a little while early in her college career she struggled financially, and I was happy to help her by introducing her to one of my uncles who at the time was the CEO of our family owned corporation. My uncle helped her to recover from her lack of cash, and she helped him in ways that were quite personal and confidential… at his secret loft just three blocks from the corporation's executive offices in Waikiki. Their association lasted almost two years, and it ended quite amicably with the two of them wishing each other the best. My uncle moved on to a local Japanese girl who became his sweet secret until he retired and later passed away. Shalayo moved on to multiple boy friends, and an occasional high roller who would tip the commercial show employees so well they would put pressure on her to dance extra numbers in the show to earn their considerably higher tip from the high roller, and after the show go out with the high roller (sometimes in company with me, the tag along chaperone to others, but threesome piece'm when out of sight).

After Shalayo and my uncle were no longer associated I introduced her to one of my favorite cousins who happened that same uncle's . At the time I had no idea what was going to happen, and later I almost went into rigor mortis because Shalayo and my cousin, my uncle's , fell in love and got engaged. Shalayo accepted the proposal from my uncle's , the uncle with whom she had a two year confidential relationship… with her fiancé's father. Omigod! Big drama at Black Rock! Paradise was about to get very potentially stormy. A typhoon was on the horizon. I made a beeline for my uncle to have a heart to heart talk, and then… everything suddenly got smooth and the storm went away. He told me how he and Shalayo had already had the conversation between them, and everything was cool. Whew! Calamity gone, but still warranted keeping an eye on the situation, but I am happy to say everything went perfect.

My cousin's best man was his father, my uncle, who stood beside the couple at the altar of the Goddess Laka (before the church wedding) while our Matriarch (my mother who was clueless, thank goodness) gave the Goddess blessing and presented the bride to her new aloha family, the family of her husband. In our family the ceremony is still very close to the way it was done hundreds of years ago on many of the Polynesian Islands.

Then it was wedding luau time… at which the Matriarch guides the bride away from the protection of her father and into the circle of the groom's family, her new protectors, her husband, his parents, his brothers and sisters, and others. After the groom's family welcomes the bride, she performs the first dance in the luau circle with everybody all around just as it was done in the old days, bride's dance… when the bride dances for her husband and all the males in his communal house. The traditional bride's dance symbolically represents the bride's willingness to make a baby as quickly as possible, and in the dance she presents herself to the males of her new family because… if a baby doesn't happen with the husband in relative short order she begins rotating the other males in the house. The purpose of the bride's action was because in the ancient times life was much more difficult due to disease, bad storms, war between islands, accidents, poor fishing years, and the several calamities of life that could decimate the population of an island. The babies resulting from any of the wives in the family communal house were raised by all of the adults in the house, all the fathers, all the mothers, the grandmothers, etc. No one questioned who the father was because all the adult males (except any unmarried males who still resided in the communal house) were considered to be a father of all the . In those times it was important for newly wed wives to make babies as quickly as possible, and THAT is one of the chief reasons Polynesians were swinging while the Europeans were still trying to figure out who was on first.

During the college years occasionally Shalayo and I would disappear for a week end (and still do at times, lol) to play with secret friends. One of the high rollers from Australia became a good friend, and once in awhile Shalayo and I would join him at one of the closed gate resorts on another island. One of our favorite places was a resort that had bungalows behind the boardwalk of the beach. The bungalows were fenced with waist level brick walls, and each one had a small back yard with palm trees, and a big hammock in the center of the yard. When we were there the three of us would put the hammock to its very best use, and you can probably guess what that was. Lol

One evening after our arrival at the resort the first thing we did was to go to the hammock to rest after our travel (our excuse for going there, lol). The three of us were in the hammock, nakey naked, except Shalayo and I were still wearing our stilettos because the high roller liked it that way. The high roller was on his back on the bottom. I was on top cowgirl style, and Shalayo was on his face with her thighs squeezing his head while shoving her tongue down my throat. We were like… a threesome knot of arms and legs and mouths and ass and boobs, and I was riding him hard while Shalayo was shoving her tongue everywhere, which she knows how to do very, very well. Shalayo was a little uncomfortable in the position so she shifted her weight slightly, and you can probably guess what happened. The hammock with the three of us did a complete 180, and on the way down the three of us somehow did a complete circus 360. The high roller landed on his back with me on top of him, and Shalayo's thighs were now clinching his head as if to break his neck. During the flip the high roller stayed inside of me perfectly and when we hit the ground it was like… whoaaaaaaaa, that was good. Lol Unfortunately when we landed my foot was under him, and the heel of my shoe was turned into his butt. I had sudden big pain in my ankle, but nothing compared to his pain because… my stiletto punctured a deep hole in his butt, like a three inch penetration into his butt. He screeched really loud and jumped up, standing up bleeding like a pig. Shalayo and I quickly talked him into laying back down on his stomach, and Shalayo ran for help while I grabbed a towel and tried to plug the hole to stop the bleeding. It didn't work, so I put my thumb into the hole and then wrapped the towel all around my hand and that sort of worked. Shalayo brought the medics in about 10 minutes with me not having any success in calming the guy down. A cabana boy showed up and I yelled at him to bring us a full cup of sugar fast. The medics took over but they weren't having much luck slowing the bleeding. The cabana boy came back and I edged my way back in and poured the sugar into the gaping, bleeding hole, and presto whizzo, it helped a lot. The medics wrapped him up and hauled him off to an ambulance with Shalayo and I standing there still naked with blood all over us. We immediately jumped in the pool and then put on our clothes wet, and away we went to the hospital.

The hospital kept the guy overnight for observation to make sure the bleeding wasn't going to start again. I called the airline and made arrangements while Shalayo helped the guy get dressed the next morning (with a huge bandage on his butt, lol), and then we were off to the airport. We got on the plane with me leading the way to our assigned seats and I sat down, but the high roller dude refused to sit beside me, lololololo, so I relocated so he and Shalayo could sit together. I was personna nongrata. The guy would barely speak to me. It became obvious he blamed me for his injury. I felt bad about it, but not that bad. Lol It was a genuine accident.

Shalayo and I took him to his final home bound plane, and we walked away and then looking into each other eyes… we couldn't help it. We exploded laughing, and we laughed all the way back to where we lived. Shalayo was howling with tears in her eyes, and I was trying to drive and breath at the same time. The whole scenario was so funny to us we couldn't stop laughing all the way home. Even now when we are together and reminded of that episode with the Australian guy it starts all over again and we laugh like crazy. Shame on us for that, but… you had to be there to understand the outrageous humor in it. Shalayo tells others… “When I got back with the medics Tallie had her thumb in his ass, and I thought wtf that's weird, and we laugh all over again. Shalayo heard from the guy but never dated him again. I didn't hear squat from him because I assumed I was his bad, evil huna monster. Lol

With her permission, below is my best friend in the whole world, Shalayo. Isn't she so beautiful, a statement, not a question.


Kumabear75 46M  
33 posts
7/11/2021 1:35 am

Well, it's official: you're a pain in the butt

Still have the flip image in my head and won't shake it for a while...


heartshapedcock2 38M
1863 posts
7/11/2021 3:29 am

She is incredibly hot and so are you. I would love to have a threesome with you two.


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
7/11/2021 7:00 am

    Quoting Kumabear75:
    Well, it's official: you're a pain in the butt

    Still have the flip image in my head and won't shake it for a while...
Kuma... Hi Daddy If I am a pain in the butt you might as well be my Daddy. LOL You are a cool guy and I always enjoy your Group site comments. If you like the flip side visual, you are welcome to enjoy it all you want Have a fantastic day


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
7/11/2021 7:04 am

    Quoting heartshapedcock2:
    She is incredibly hot and so are you. I would love to have a threesome with you two.
Hi heartshape... Thank you for the compliment to my friend Shalayo and myself. Have a great day there in St Paul. Incidentally, it doesn't look like a heart shape to me LOL


Luv24Q2 44M
789 posts
7/11/2021 7:23 am

REAR Admiral TallieCakes: You & Sssssexy Shalayo should submit this for an episode of "Sex sent me to the E.R."

BTW: Nothwithstanding the catASStrophy & subsequent obligatory Ass "doughnut" for the Aussi's flight home, I'm glad you live by the mandatory credo that sensible shoes are UNACCEPTABLE!


heartshapedcock2 38M
1863 posts
7/11/2021 7:32 am

    Quoting AlyTal:
    Hi heartshape... Thank you for the compliment to my friend Shalayo and myself. Have a great day there in St Paul. Incidentally, it doesn't look like a heart shape to me LOL
You have to be looking at from my angle I guess.😉


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
7/11/2021 9:37 am

    Quoting Luv24Q2:
    REAR Admiral TallieCakes: You & Sssssexy Shalayo should submit this for an episode of "Sex sent me to the E.R."

    BTW: Nothwithstanding the catASStrophy & subsequent obligatory Ass "doughnut" for the Aussi's flight home, I'm glad you live by the mandatory credo that sensible shoes are UNACCEPTABLE!
Luv24... I like your use of words. LOL I admit I am a bit of a shoeholic, and I have been since I was once asked to be in a fashion show for shoes on the cruise ship I was working, the shoes that you see me wearing in the pic. Women's shoes are actually getting better now with more science applied particularly to "balance," which can be critical factor the higher you go. Have a great day there in La La. LOL


Luv24Q2 44M
789 posts
7/11/2021 11:39 am

    Quoting AlyTal:
    Luv24... I like your use of words. LOL I admit I am a bit of a shoeholic, and I have been since I was once asked to be in a fashion show for shoes on the cruise ship I was working, the shoes that you see me wearing in the pic. Women's shoes are actually getting better now with more science applied particularly to "balance," which can be critical factor the higher you go. Have a great day there in La La. LOL
My name is Luv24Q and I'm a Shoe-a-holic as well.

Those SEXY-ass shoes are FABBBBULOUS Dahhhling!


forgotforgetting 55M
7966 posts
7/11/2021 12:57 pm

That is both funny and horrifying. I agree with you, your friend is stunning. I offer a toast to your continuing adventures. 🥂

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde


big54al 67M
2244 posts
7/11/2021 2:53 pm

She is simply stunning! Great story


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7831 posts
7/11/2021 6:19 pm

I believe you are correct!!! Gorgeous!!!!!


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
7/11/2021 6:26 pm

Thank you gentlemen. I appreciate the kind words. So now you know... be careful around the stilts. LOL


lvasianman 57M  
210 posts
7/13/2021 8:28 am

Two Very Sexy Ladies !!


DiscreteSlowRide 51M
370 posts
7/15/2021 8:37 am

Hi Tallie!

Awesome story until the end. hahaha A heel up my ass is all my nightmares turned up to 11!! lol


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
7/15/2021 12:20 pm

    Quoting DiscreteSlowRide:
    Hi Tallie!

    Awesome story until the end. hahaha A heel up my ass is all my nightmares turned up to 11!! lol
I would never intentionally do that to anybody. At the time it was horrifying, but in the end it hit our funny bone because of the way the guy reacted. It was a genuine accident and I felt so bad about it, and still do.


DiscreteSlowRide 51M
370 posts
7/15/2021 1:05 pm

I know you do.


socalifun1 60M
21 posts
7/15/2021 7:07 pm

And I always thought a sexy girl in heels was a turn on...now I have to think about that especially in a hammock. I used tohave a water bed and that was a concern too. The guy was a lucky guy to be with two sexy ladies and have a funny story to share to his friends too.


marsandvenus5558 66M/63F  
71 posts
8/2/2021 3:46 am

What a lucky guy to have spent time with you two sexy ladies, even though he got a hole in his ass. Who would have thought that would happen from a shoe? She sounds like such a welcome addition to your extended family hon. Do you still get to have fun with her now?


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
8/2/2021 9:37 am

    Quoting marsandvenus5558:
    What a lucky guy to have spent time with you two sexy ladies, even though he got a hole in his ass. Who would have thought that would happen from a shoe? She sounds like such a welcome addition to your extended family hon. Do you still get to have fun with her now?
FYI my best friend Shalayo married one of my favorite cousins, and my hubby and I swing with them when we have the occasional chance to hang out, and that doesn't count when Shalayo and I go out to enjoy a ladies night out... at the underground club where we go to dance because they have the best really sexy music, and the best fuck me daddy lyrics. LOL We occasionally also go to the gay ladies club sometimes to dance with the girls, except the butches there still scare me a little. LOL


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
8/2/2021 9:58 am

    Quoting marsandvenus5558:
    What a lucky guy to have spent time with you two sexy ladies, even though he got a hole in his ass. Who would have thought that would happen from a shoe? She sounds like such a welcome addition to your extended family hon. Do you still get to have fun with her now?
Here's a couple more of Shalayo. The first one is... the hubby cam caught her backstage preparing for a show. The second one is one of her show poster pics. A lot of her live on stage pics have been all over the internet because of the tourist cams. We are so close she is like a sister to me, and I love her dearly.


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
8/2/2021 10:02 am

    Quoting AlyTal:
    Here's a couple more of Shalayo. The first one is... the hubby cam caught her backstage preparing for a show. The second one is one of her show poster pics. A lot of her live on stage pics have been all over the internet because of the tourist cams. We are so close she is like a sister to me, and I love her dearly.
Shitski! Bad, bad typing finger. LOL The second pic is the way she was when I first met her and she was working the hotel circuit. She was 18 years old in the poster pic.


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
8/2/2021 10:04 am

Someday maybe I will learn. LOL

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rakordubro 55M  
26 posts
11/11/2021 12:45 pm

I guess it shouldn't surprise me that hot girls tend to hang together. But SO hot - I never imagined there were two lava hot women on the same island.

Honestly, I would pay a hole in the ass to have both of you at the same time. His fault insisting on the shoes, especially on an unstable platform. LOL

Nothing changes faster than the speed of love.
- Rush


AlyTal 31M/28F  
126 posts
11/11/2021 3:22 pm

    Quoting rakordubro:
    I guess it shouldn't surprise me that hot girls tend to hang together. But SO hot - I never imagined there were two lava hot women on the same island.

    Honestly, I would pay a hole in the ass to have both of you at the same time. His fault insisting on the shoes, especially on an unstable platform. LOL
D... Thank you for such nice words

And there, you see, I knew it wasn't my fault. LOL


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