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Upcoming theme the next HNW:
December 25: Holiday Festivities
My wife and I are Adulting this xxxmas Season and she has gifted me one of her sexy friend Elfs to help me with this Holidays Festivities!

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I am Adulting Christmas this year!

One of my wife's Santa's helper friends with help us under our xxxmas tree!



Cum with us this Holiday Season and let us adult xxxmas and make it fun!


Upcoming theme the next HNW:
December 25: Holiday Festivities
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Funny Sunday!
Posted:Dec 15, 2019 9:33 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 6:29 pm
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Funny Sunday!



Things change even for pussy!



After all these centuries the bait still works!


The bait is still working!


Noel?

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Sexy Sunday!
Posted:Dec 15, 2019 9:31 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 12:22 pm
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Sexy Sunday!


She likes to tease!



True or not in most cases?


It's good to have friends!


Sexy Sunday!
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Happy Sunday: Girls just wanna have fun!
Posted:Dec 15, 2019 9:29 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2019 12:31 pm
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Happy Sunday!













Happy Sunday!
Not Bling Owner
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Funny Saturday!
Posted:Dec 14, 2019 8:05 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 9:15 pm
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Funny Saturday!



She looks surprised, WTF?



Just a little catchup and mustard no problem!


Are you surprised?


Funny Saturday!

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Things my wife does naked but not sex!
Posted:Dec 14, 2019 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 7:54 pm
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Things wife does naked but not !


We have a TV in our bedroom and she watches TV naked!
What do you do naked but not ?



Naked and unafraid in the woods!


Cleaning the house!


Things wife does naked but not !
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Horny Saturday!
Posted:Dec 14, 2019 7:19 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 7:38 pm
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Horny Saturday!


What is the story with Saturday night when all is so horny?
are you hosting, yourself, your and a partner in your dormy!



Are you going be naughty?
and will I with your body!


Does size matter you or you like a shorty?
Do you just want or a whole army?


Horny Saturday!
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Funny Friday!
Posted:Dec 13, 2019 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 9:02 pm
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Funny Friday!



A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:
dog – $2
Cheeseburger – $5
Hand job – $
He asks the waitress, “Miss are you the one gives the hand jobs?” She winks and replies, “why yes I am.” He says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”



The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination—Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.


A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the man has no issues but the woman can’t an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.

After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love.

Begrudgingly, he submits and says yes.

After 20 minutes of love making, the woman is no closer to orgasm whilst the man is nearly finished and wants to hold , so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places until he is ready to do more. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the man wafts the towel.

After 2 minutes the woman starts to tremble and lets an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.

The man looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims “now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel.”


Funny Friday!

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Happy BBC Friday!
Posted:Dec 13, 2019 8:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 8:15 pm
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Happy BBC Friday!


My wife is a blonde and she love big black cock!



I know she needs more than I can provide so I let her have her fun!


Her friends also love big black cocks!


Happy BBC Friday!
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Fishnet Friday!
Posted:Dec 13, 2019 8:35 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2019 8:13 pm
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Fishnet Friday!


Hairy fishnets!



Blonde in fishnets!


Fishnets and cumming!



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Funny Wednesday - Getting a second opinion!
Posted:Dec 11, 2019 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2019 9:23 pm
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“A man and his wife were having a big argument breakfast. He shouted her, “You aren’t so good bed either!” Then stormed off to work.
By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked.
“I was in bed,” she replied.
“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion.”



monks were about be ordained. The final test was for them line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached his privates, and they were told anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off.


A trucker who has been on the road for two months stops a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for kind of you could have one of prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”



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Girls and their toys Wednesday!
Posted:Dec 11, 2019 12:30 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2019 6:00 pm
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Girls and their toys Wednesday!


I so many toys for wife with her girlfrinds!



Shower toys?


Let you girl friend or wife share the joys of the season with her girlfriends you can watch!


Girls and their toys Wednesday!
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
Posted:Dec 11, 2019 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2019 8:18 pm
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!


Very inviting!



Hardwood this morning!


Stunning!


Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
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