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Out Of Juice!  

EroticMusings2 58F  
1600 posts
8/22/2021 6:43 pm
Out Of Juice!

Sitting here on my bed, with gold glitter on myself and my comforter. Watching Criminal Minds like I tend to do every night while crafting. I thought I would share a random comical thought that I had.

I was cleaning and charging up a few of my favorite sex toys. Now old school me remember when toys only came with batteries. Not the USP recharging ports of most todays now. I still prefer the battery operated ones.

Let me tell you why:
How many times have you just been about to have the grand daddy of all orgasms and it happens. The toy is all the sudden out of charge. There is no warning at all. By the time you scramble to find another vibrator that might come close to intensity, and varsity, the moment is gone. Now are you going to start all over and hope that this time you do indeed get to climax before you are out of juice again.

I now line up assorted vibrators. My favorite first, then on down the line. Lubes too. Because when the moment arrives, I would like to finish very much thank you. I need to finish.

Toy manufacturers - please put a indicator on how much battery life is left and a warning when the said toy is about to die.

Thank you, by a very frustrated consumer


*Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*

Grumpabear1962 60M

8/23/2021 9:35 pm

Maybe u should invest in a battery pack like people use for their cell phones and tablets. Just a suggestion

EroticMusings2 58F  
661 posts
8/24/2021 8:01 pm

    Quoting Grumpabear1962:
    Maybe u should invest in a battery pack like people use for their cell phones and tablets. Just a suggestion
No the problem is that the average adult toy last about 90 mins of continued use, sigh. But I now line up the toys, so no more panicking.

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TheRedLion 66M  
28 posts
2/11/2022 7:45 pm

Something can be said for the old school, plug-in toys. Of course, good high-tech toys get you off quicker due to their variety of settings and capabilities. Nothing like a little charge to give you a thrill, eh.

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