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I'd rather have a woman dance with me...  

Eviloutlaw1 61M
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11/27/2021 9:01 am

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I'd rather have a woman dance with me...

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Eviloutlaw1 61M
5180 posts
11/27/2021 9:14 am

Then for me.

My trip to Kandie's Adult Playground last night was fun. It was something out of the norm for me. A belated birthday present from my daughter... her treat.

When we got there the club was just opening. After entering and getting things in order, ID's checked, cover charge paid we were given name tags and then one of the dancers came over to give us a tour of the place. Showing us various areas where if one wished they could rent out a room for parties, then taking us into the rooms where you go to get a personal dance from one of the ladies, then showing us the theme rooms as well. Those rooms geared towards particular interests and themes. A dungeon set up, a bed room, you get the picture. One of the rooms she showed us I found rather interesting, a shower set up where you could watch a dancer, two, or three , playing in the shower. Their tips being placed in a mail box type of thing during your show, and to convey messages to them you were given a small white board and marker. Separated by triple pane glass talking, or requesting things of the dancer was the only way you could do so. In the middle of all these rooms in an area they had an old modified police car. ( the modification was in the interior { dashboard } being taken out and two bench seats being set in place to face each other. ) We were told for a price, a gentleman could be "arrested" placed in handcuffs paraded out of the club proper and ushered back to the car. The idea was kind of silly, but I'm sure it gets used quite often by men at bachelor parties having the groom led away in hand cuffs against his will. They also had a large outdoor area, set up with a volleyball net, fire pit, and a pergola but being that we've had snow lately ( and more so where the club is located being in our "snow belt " area. ) none of the dancers were venturing outside last night, with the exception of the ones who smoke as there is no smoking in the club. You can vape ( which I found rather annoying being a smoker myself ) Lastly, they had something they like to call the Hot seat, in the club proper. Where unruly guests would be taken and "punished" by at least three dancers, sometimes more. The punishment usually ending in the unruly Gentleman or Lady ( yes single women are welcome at the club) being spanked with a belt. Of course this like all of the other things is all in good fun, and can be ordered of a menu list.

The place is set up quite nicely, better by far than the other three clubs in the area. Then again they are located further out of town, and have more space to do that sort of set up. Nothing seedy or back alley about the place, the kind of club you could take your Dad, or Mother to celebrate their birthday. I might have taken some photo's to show you the lay out, or the various rooms and such... but cell phones are not allowed in the club at all.

Okay enough about the way the club is set up. I'm sure your all wondering about how I spent my evening there? Well as some of you may know I'm the quiet type. I was never one to chat up the ladies, I'm always polite to be sure, speaking when spoken to, and a couple of the dancers took the time while passing by to say hello and ask if I was enjoying myself. But I was never blessed with the gift of gab. We chose a spot to sit just by the door to get out to the courtyard. ( where smoking is permitted ) As we opened up our first beers, the daughter chided me to pick out a dancer for my "Lap dance" but how does one pick out a star from the heavens? It simply can't be done. Quite frankly my eyes had trouble settling on just one. Aside from my time on each day seeing nude women for me doesn't happen very often, let alone a bevy of beauties walking around mostly nude in front of me. Each one unique and sexy in their own way. Tall ones, short ones, ( yes a favorite of mine ) Blondes, brunets, a lone red head, and one with electric blue hair. From my seat by the door I looked at them all, watched as the went up on stage to do their dances and after about the third or fourth beer we moved over to sit in front of the stage. Going to get some ones from the bar I sat by myself for a bit, my daughter's male friend was busy flitting about the club like a bee looking for pollen ( not getting any ) The dancer on stage came over and did her routine...don't know what else you could call it? Got on her knees in front of me, well what could I do? I reached into my pocket and pulled out a fiver, all I had beside some twenties. ran my hand along her thigh up to her garter belt and slipped the note in letting my had trail slowly down her that point she pulled away her panties (held at the hips by Velcro I'm sure ) showing me her smoothly shorn pussy. I think I might have blushed? You see at the other clubs, back in the day when I went to them.. liquor and beer were served, and having a licensee to serve in Pa. means no full nudity at such places. Pasties and G-strings only. (silly law I know, right? ) Well, I blushed, sort of taken aback at the reveal aside from former lovers showing me their pussy it was out of the norm to have someone I didn't really know do so. The dancer went to the next guy over thanking me before she left.

By then my daughter had returned with the singles, placed a stack in front of me and kept some for herself as well.. Tucked one into her cleavage and one in to the collar of my V-necked sweater as another dancer came by...Okay I knew the reason for putting the dollars where she did.. I'm a old guy, and although it was my first time there, it wasn't my first trip to someplace like it. Seeing the notes stuffed in our shirts, we each got treated to the old booby's in the face.. motor boat style. Yes, I enjoyed it, though I think my daughter got the longer boat ride. Not that I minded I said I enjoyed it.. though I must say I might have enjoyed it more had the lady been more well endowed. It's not that I'm into large breasts, frankly I like them all, but not really allowing contact ( look but only touch certain areas ) so using my lips on a pert nipple or having my face really mashed into them.. felt like a tease.

Needles to say but with two dancers on stage, the ones disappeared quickly. At that point my daughter asked again if I had picked out a dancer? I had to be frank at that point and be be truthful. Although all the women there were lovely, and were sexy in there own way none really appealed to me. I thought at first the lone red head in the place? Though she looked like she could use a few more good meals under her belt, or the one dancer who reminded me of a my first girlfriend a bigger girl thick in all the right places, and our tour guide when we first came in, but she perhaps reminded me too much of the old lover...some bad feeling about the one that got away. There was another woman, a brunet, short , dressed ( ? ) in white...a real cutie. Trouble was, between her time on stage or in one of the private rooms in the back doing dances for others she was hanging at the bar with her beau. Or someone of the like. My rule is never get between two lovers.... unless asked. I'm sure if my daughter had requested a dance for me the woman would have.. but somehow it didn't feel quite right to ask. When I told her, she asked me well who, or what type of woman would appeal? What could I say? I mentioned an old lover one my daughter has met, and a friend from that book of faces ( and on as well ) So I told the daughter, none of the ladies here, although beautiful could compare to either of them. Like Art, taste is subjective.. I may not know a good painting but I know what I like. You see it's fun to watch the ladies dance have a few drinks and enjoy myself for an evening . Old dogs get tired of just sitting on the porch all the time and need a chance to be able to run to the end of their chain and bark a bit. Then I said to her " I'd rather have a woman dance with me, than for me ". She understood where I was coming from then, and didn't mind when I declined her offer for a lap dance.

Did I have fun last night? Yes, I enjoyed my time there as well as the time spent with my daughter and her friend. Would I go again? Perhaps, being with my daughter in a Gentleman's club wasn't the most awkward experience I thought it might have been. More fun than I realized. ....

Eviloutlaw1 61M
5180 posts
11/27/2021 9:21 am

Have a good one people...

countryqueen1 73F

11/27/2021 11:21 am

Lol, I can't picture myself going to such a club with my daughter and I'm female!!!! You guys must have a great relationship. I'm glad you got a chance to go out. Maybe next time you'll get lucky!!

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 11/27/2021 1:33 pm:
You might like to try going sometime. I think you'd enjoy your self. It's all really just for show. The women dancing are earning a living probably making better money then I do breaking my back seven days a week. Though I'm sure it's still a job to them, and with all jobs there are things you like about them and things you don't. I'm sure they could relate some stories . Have a good one Queen.

author51 60F  
130010 posts
11/27/2021 11:05 pm

And now I know how those clubs work. I am happy to hear you had a great time regardless. I would like nothing better than to dance naked with you both on and off your lap my sexy friend.. Time and time again...xoxo{=}happyf;

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 11/28/2021 2:05 am:
Yes, the "clubs" all pretty much work the same. Though I must say I was rally impressed with how they run things at Kandy's and the set up. It's not your typical Booby Bar kind of place. The thing is, it's open to all. As a matter of fact there were couples there the night I went, both M/F couples as well as same sex couples F/F, single men of course and perhaps a few single women, though with so many nude women walking around they sort of got lost in the crowd. You my sexy friend could never be lost in that crowd though. Anytime you want to dance naked for me, or better yet with me would be a thrill. Have a good one Dear.. happym; <- Just me doing a little dance for you!

PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
11/28/2021 2:09 am

I'm so glad you had fun! The club sounds very posh! The titty bars in Oklahoma City are nowhere near that fancy. Or clean.

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 11/28/2021 4:55 am:
Yes it is quite posh. Very clean as well, when not on stage the dancers themselves along with other staff ( bouncer's wearing T-shirts with the phrase "Adult Babysitter" printed on the back ) will make sure the place is looking it best, by pushing chairs back in, or tossing empty bottles/cups in the trashcans that have been "left" behind by patrons. Outside they had the fire pit roaring hot, and someone there to tend to the fire as well. As I said the place is by far the best of the four in the area. Sitting on seventeen acres I'm kind of wondering if maybe the owner will expand the operation? Perhaps adding an Adult Camping Resort? If he isn't planning on doing so he really should.

Funny but when the place was located in town and owned by another person, it was know as the worst place to go. It was a very seedy and back ally type of place back in the day. This new owner really made a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Have a good one Pony!

BellaGuido1956 66M/69F  
63 posts
11/28/2021 2:30 am

Wow! What a cool daughter you have!

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 11/28/2021 4:57 am:
I suppose? More like me than her Mother in some ways. That's a good thing. Have a good one Bella.

bs641104 39M
48 posts
11/28/2021 8:27 pm

'17 Acres of Adult Playground' Must be topping the list in terms of size.
Are the special prices quoted on the site post-covid effect? Very reasonable and haven't seen VIP room prices that low anywhere else. Having spent long years in PA I don't know how this place never showed up in my searches. Mystery!!!
I still think you should have accepted a lap dance for the efforts your daughter put in at least.

Vote here Favorite Boob

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 11/29/2021 12:38 am:
It is the biggest place that I've ever been too, and assume it tops the lists in terms of size. As for the special prices? I don't know if they are post-covid or pre-covid quotes? That being my first time there. I was told that night by my daughters friend that most of the dancers there are newer, having been hired after the all clear to go back out after the stay at home was lifted. The older ones that he knew from his many times there had moved on. Why it never showed up in your searches before I can't tell you. I do know it's been in the same location for a number of years now. Moving from it's downtown location during the eighties after the new owner took over the place and the city started "cleaning up" the down town area. Passing rules on where they could be located. Perhaps they just put up their site on the net, or your searches missed it for some other reason?

As for accepting the dance? My daughter knew where I was coming from. As I said It's nice to look ( fun in fact ) but I'm part Roman and part Russian. Roaming hands and rushing fingers that is. More so when I've had a few drinks. Knowing full well all of the dancers knew their business, not being able to really connect or play as I'd have liked to would just would have been too frustrating for me. Have a good one bs.

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