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Video for Profile
Posted:Jun 16, 2020 11:11 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2021 1:35 pm
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Going make a short video of my tits. What should I be doing in this video?
Milking - breast pump
Suction
Binding and clamps or suction
Clamps
Weighted Clamps
Vanilla playing, squeeze nipples etc nothing extra
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My Toys
Posted:Jun 7, 2020 2:47 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2021 1:00 pm
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Fucking machine (5 attachments) varied speeds
8" real feel vibrating dildo
Lovesense Lush remote phone app-controlled vibrator
Breast pump for nipple
Disposable speculums
Nipple suctions (twist)
Clothes pins (can be weighted)
Clit suction (twist)
Clit clamp with white beads
Labia spreader
Bondage tape
Rope
Various straps and binds
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Not an advice blog
Posted:Apr 22, 2020 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2020 9:25 am
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HA HA just kidding.
Guys ... you probably want to bang the shit out of the sluttiest women out there. Well some of them are ... but they still like being treated like a lady. The easiest way to my pussy is someone who waits for me to bring up sex. If you are smart, sexy honest about showing up and who you are, it's only going to take you a few minutes of charm to get me asking about you and your cock.
So lighten up on some of us, you guys. Remember we are still sweet, soft girls, pretty things, smell really good and still love a nice hard pounding.... you know what I am saying so why not handle that with kitten fur gloves (no pun . A lot of you would get much further. Guaranteed with a stamp and seal.
And read profiles for fucks sake. lol
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Can't ride sadness
Posted:Nov 23, 2019 7:45 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2020 2:20 pm
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Not long ago I broke my knee cap in an argument with a patch of ice. So now I can't do the position that I love love love the most.

(Please don't message me saying you can help me after you read this)
I bought a leather cushioned bench
I bought it in June and I still have not had the opportunity use it. Damn it
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Wtf are you doing?
Posted:Mar 15, 2018 8:22 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2019 9:29 pm
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On this site and I'm sure elsewhere people are familiar with "flakes" you know what I am talking about... just disappear...not a word. I don't really care if some figures out that they don't like me. Pft, I don't even like myself sometimes. I don't expect people I talk to, to fit into every category of my ideal list, but what are you expecting from a person you meet online or even talk with on an app or what have you? You can't find enough balls within yourself to say "Hey, I don't think this is going to work out." I mean if you are going to ignore the person anyway why not just say it? I don't understand the mentality of being a flake. Oddly most of the time the guys flake while still only texting. Which means that a texting conversation is an end all be all for some thinking this person will be perfect and I'll like everything about them. Well... hate to say it, but that is just stupid. These guys on here that bitch about nobody responding or they can't get laid... I'm starting to think... are y'all fuckin serious about this?
If you've never flaked obviously I'm not talking to you, but if you have ... I can't roll my eyes enough. I'm some who legit meets people. I'm not for every. I know that. I talk a lot sometimes... like a lot, I have a very weird sense of humor and am very blunt. Not for every, but at least I'm genuine. And it's unfortunate that so many guys on this site fuck it up for the few good s here and there. I feel like I should just be d. Seems silly to keep coming back. Like I'm glutton for punishment. May seem like I'm pissed about flakes, I'm not. It's more of an exasperation venting?
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I have a fetish
Posted:May 24, 2017 2:52 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2021 1:03 pm
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Obviously, I have big boobs... but I am not sure that is where my fetish comes in. But it isn't one that is so far out of the ordinary these days. I have a fantasy of lactating. Someone latching on and feeding on me is so erotic. And I love breast play, to begin with, so I guess this fits with my desires. A long hard day at work and you can come relax and drink.
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Yes, I do want to fuck.....
Posted:May 16, 2017 12:23 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2017 5:40 pm
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Just talked to some numb nuts who says to me...something about nice tits blah blah blah I've heard it enough. But when I told him that his approach was aimed at my pussy not at me as the person that owns the pussy. When I called him out on it and said...ya know asking my name, how I am, what I do and having some kind of a decent conversation he said the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard...and I'm a scientist so I talk to a lot of stupid people. He said to me "I don't have time for all that I worked I'm tired blah blah blah!
I thought to myself almost instantly....if you haven't even got enough time to make a good first impression, be a gentleman, then I sure as fuck don't have time to open my legs for you.
I mean come on...yes I am aware that this is an adult dating site... and yes I do meet up, and yes I love to fuck. However, I do have to spend time with YOU. Yeah that bull shit caveat of making you OMG talk to ME. What a fucking hassle for your cock to go thru. I mean wtf, this woman (me) loves to fuck, would love it daily...twice sometimes too, loves to give a guy she likes to play with blowjobs randomly...Why Why would you intend on making the worst possible first impression ever.
That baffles me. I may love to fuck but I kinda have to put up with you for a short time here and there. I'm certainly not "all that" I know some men are not attracted to big girls and blah blah blah but I do think I'm worth more than a 4.9-minute exchange before you are trying to shove your cock in me.
Don't agree?... then sit at home and jerk off... I don't care.
With all that though...I mean COME ON GUYS step it up and show me / us why I should let you fuck the living shit out of me, daily as needed.?
The blah blah blah... sorry but I'm stoned and I have Adam Sandler's hotel Transylvania's Dracula earworm. But being stoned it also is entertaining to me lol.
See I'm weird, funny, huge boobs, love love love to fuck...someone please be a normal nice guy...that will fuck me ...maybe be friends, can't say that for sure...but def a lot of fucking.
And it doesn't just go one way either. Yes I do contact men and say hello try to say a few things, but the douche nozzle comes out and sprays my face with jizz. *sigh* lol ugh so stoned
I'm starting to ramble...time to go
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I am not sure......
Posted:Sep 5, 2016 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2017 3:35 pm
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So i have had a rash of D bags contact me recently. They seem interested and inexpicably stop talking... I have no idea why. We text, we talk on the phone...then poof. I tend to delete the messges or number and move on... but with the string of them lately. I guess I don't get it. I always try to look internally for anything that I do and I know I am not perfect. I get a little too talkative and I do speak my mind to those that send messages that are only sexual in nature. Why do I do that, because I am a person that wants to be talked to not talked to like meat for pounding. I have no respect for anyone of any age that messages me with sexual junk before they even bother to ask my name. With that being said...I'm a pretty simple person. I am kind, and really like a lot... a lot of sex, I have a very broad sense of humor, I am interested in trying things that the guy might be interested in. I dont expect a boyfriend, I expect someone who wants to take the time to fuck and hang out. This is really a directionless post... usually I have a very direct point, apparently not today. I've been here a little over a year and a half and find people on here very confusing. So many liars it's odd. I know it's the internet and annonimity makes it easy to "be what you want to be" but eventually someone is going to want to meet you. Then what.
My big issue is I want to know what I did to turn a person off... but I have not encountered anyone with enough balls that has conversed with me to say what that is.
Boy this is all over the place. I need to get laid
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Never works
Posted:Oct 24, 2015 10:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2016 6:36 pm
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So....you want members, you want people to join, pay and enjoy their experience. But your shit never works properly?
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Threatening me....
Posted:Sep 9, 2015 11:36 pm
Last Updated:Aug 5, 2017 3:05 pm
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So there is a guy who just sent me this because I called him out on having the pic of a deceased priest as his profile pic....
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my next profile will be of you my love and your still alive and you will never check the women's section. It will be totally legit. I find it funny that a single woman would even have a hard time getting laid but with an attitude like yours I see why you need to show your tits to old dudes for some attention. I have the power to crush this site to find you to do many things and you have zero power so learn to shut your dam mouth. And mind your own business your beliefs are not others beliefs.
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Now I am all for non-judgement... but that is ridiculous... He made it abundantly clear he felt he was doing nothing wrong. SCARY...
1984slickdick
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FWB........
Posted:Sep 9, 2015 3:00 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2017 3:39 pm
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Is a true FWB so much of a daunting idea that all a guy can typically muster is casual sex?
I get that guys just want sex without all the extra baggage...not emotional... just fun.
I don't want any emotional garbage but I do want someone that wants to hang out outside the bedroom. Drive by sex on a sliding time scale is just weird to me and not much fun. Kinda feels like sex is a chore rather than something to be enjoyed. And I think sex of all things, should be the one thing in life anyone needs to take time to enjoy.
Tick Tock Tick Tock... I only have an hour...geez really... then why did you bother coming over. I took the time to shower, shave, smell nice... and I get an hour.
That's a bit of undue pressure on me too isn't it? Talk about performance anxiety (yes guys we get it too). And of course within that time frame if it's taking me a while to get into it...I've missed my chance to actually enjoy the fun of getting off? Well that blows and not in the good way.
So within all that context, is making time for a FWB so difficult knowing that in the long run the sex will get better and your friendship will be even more fun.
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Boobs......
Posted:Aug 23, 2015 10:42 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2016 3:49 pm
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I am just curious, the boob lovers....
what exactly do you like/love about boobs. Big or small doesn't matter I am just curious what excites you about them.
Don't tell me what you don't like....just what you do like...there is enough negativity in the world...be positive about the boobies. lol
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Pay Attention....
Posted:Aug 19, 2015 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Aug 23, 2015 11:21 am
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I don't know what my deal is lately, but usually I am a hard core stickler for the details. I'm a scientist...so details are my thing.
Big guys....I'm not one to be hypocritical and I don't think not being attracted to men that are on the "large" size of things with weight is hypocritical, but it's true. I just don't find large weighted men attractive.
Smokers....who smokes anymore more for christ sake. It's disgusting, it makes you smell bad, it makes you look like shit (you can see in photos, that smoker leather face btw). It's awful for the person that doesn't smoke or is an ex-smoker when kissing or even talking.
Hygeine...oh god. COME ON! Pics where the guys dick looks like he should have an std named after it? Has more hair on his junk than his head (what cha holdin on to...it's gone my friend).
And sorry guys...I know it happened at birth....but uncut junk. *WILLIES* Just can't handle it. "Oh but I'm clean"....yeah it doesn't matter.
So now that I seem like the most smug asshole in the world...I'm about to make it worse. I've been talking to men lately and get in the groove of liking them and they are engaging me and seem like it's going in the right direction and I'm thinking I could be finding the one that I'm gonna be giving daily head to and fuckin him and develop a fun fwb let's go have dinner...hey let's go to the zoo etc etc etc type thing. And totally by my own fault I don't look at the profile quite enough, don't ask to see a face pic and have dick pics blocked from view...then BOOM... OF A BITCH. AAAWESOME GUY.....and he is one of the above. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!!!
I gotta fuck fuck fuckity fucking pay attention. lol ~^~ Shit.
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