Really Bad Kiss-Off Lines  

MissAnnThrope 61F
8008 posts
8/24/2005 6:59 pm

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Really Bad Kiss-Off Lines

We've all heard them, we've all used them. However, the most common of them:

"I had a great time. Lets do this again sometime."

Insults the intelligence of the person you say it to. Everyone knows when they hear this line, they're never hearing from the person who said it again. Find something more original, . As a matter of fact, I have a few suggestions.

"You seem harmless." I don't know why this works so well. Ladies, if you say this to a man and suddenly he loses all desire to get in your pants. Or ever speak to you again. When this first slipped from my mouth, I had no idea what I said. So I tried it again on someone else. However, there is that 1% of lotharios who will tell you "but I'm not." in return. Know your audience.

"Let's watch "Beaches" (or some other truly awful chick flick) and talk about our feelings." Say this if you never, ever want to hear from a person again. It works like a charm. It's even more scary if it comes out of the mouth of a man.

"Don't you think my surgeon did a really good job? You can't even tell I used to be a man!" This will turn off 95% of men. There's still that 5% who won't care, or will be even more turned on. Use with caution.

"I had a great time with all of you tonight. I should go off my meds more often." This is best said after a disasterous date with one person. Not to be used on a couple or group for maximum effect.

"Let's talk about my saviour, the lord Jesus Christ." This is to be said midstream in a truly disasterous date. No one wants to talk about being converted when they want to get down your pants. However, if you're on a date with a born-again or evangelical, replacing Jesus Christ with Satan works really, really well, as does L. Ron Hubbard. No one wants to risk their soul for a fuck. Or wake up in a cult compound. Once again however, know your audience. You don't want to end up going to a Dianetics Center to finish the date, to take the test to see where you are on the tone scale.

Anyone have any to add?

rdy2try4 56F  
3305 posts
8/25/2005 12:34 pm

Oh that is just the best MissAnn!!! I have a couple but you have to 'know' the answers to do this.

#1...Talk about hockey (or whatever sport) and actually KNOW more about the sport than them. My dad used to play hockey, I skated before I walked. hahaha Most men find sports are a 'male' zone and we are not to tread on it. When found that I actually DO know the sport...I have been left sitting more times than not.

#2...Ask about the dynamics of the landing on Normandy Beach or Omaha Beach during WWII. Okay, this only failed on me once. hehehe One man truly DID find it exciting and wanted to actually discuss these battles with me. He found the parlay exciting.

#3...Start a conversation on women as Presidents, Priests, or commanders in war. This one borders the talk about Christ theory, be careful. However, many men do not wish to hear that women may actually one day be in these positions.

I agree with MissAnn...these are to be used as a last resort when you truly wish to get rid of the guy. #1 can be fun, but seriously know your sport before the coin toss!!!

nietchze 48M

8/25/2005 9:21 pm

Well I found that less is more. As in say nothing, and look eveywhere else but at your date, and scatching alot helps too.

rm_sj365 60F
2413 posts
9/3/2005 6:36 pm

"My parole officer said it was too soon to start dating again, but you're really NOTHING like that asshole Kevin" ( try to snarl in a menacing way when you say "Kevin")

MissAnnThrope 61F
11481 posts
9/6/2005 10:18 am

OMG! LMAO, sj! That is a truly wonderful line! I can't wait to use it! Thank you every so much for adding it to the list.

Nietchze, you know as well as I that some chicks are into that. They just start trying harder to impress you. Especially if they're needy and insecure to begin with.

rdy, the only sport I can talk about with any intelligence is baseball. Of course, when I start my diatribe about homoerticism in football, they do get very upset. I can't speak very well on invasions in any war. Not my thing. However, women in the priesthood and as president... Nah, I avoid Republicans and it does look like anyone I talked to about that would be on my side. I'm just going to have to stick to the football speech, which always starts, "If I wanted to watch a bunch of men in really tight pants feel each other up, I'd just take a walk on the Christopher Street docks."

redmustang91 62M  
9760 posts
9/6/2005 11:03 am

Or this line I heard on TV, which I consider the ultimate put-down: "Sorry I don't date outside my own species!" While on the date, modify the line: "Oh sorry I just realized the problem here; we should quit as I don't date outside my own species!"

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