Many of you may not know this....
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Posted:Jul 19, 2012 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2012 2:16 pm
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.....but I have an absolute love of poetry and have done since my childhood.
Indeed, my personal favourite composition was actually one of the very first I ever read namely, 'I wandered Lonely As a Cloud' (sometimes listed under the alternative title as simply, 'Daffodils' ) by the great William Wordsworth.
With the above in mind, I thought that I would surprise you all by sharing a delightful poem I discovered.
It is entitled simply, 'Holding Hands' by an author sadly unknown.
I sincerely hope that you will enjoy it and that it may if even but for a moment, warm your hearts as it did mine 
We sit together, your hand in mine,
Time matters not, all is fine;
The simple touch of skin to skin,
Stirs a warmth that reigns within.
Hand in hand, all barriers dissolve,
Our souls merge, all cares resolve;
An energy flows from your hand to mine,
Fills my heart, soul, and mind.
Touching so close, the world fades away,
Reality dims in loves strong sway;
Words are not needed, none are said,
By just a touch, our souls are wed.
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Isn't it simply delightful 
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Is It Just Me.....
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Posted:Jul 18, 2012 8:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:46 am
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....or is it a bit quiet on the blogs lately?
Or.....is it perhaps because my watch list buggered off without so much as a 'Cheerio'?
Hmmmm....either way here is a delightful picture of a decidedly ill advised fellow sticking his penis into an electric pencil sharpener.
Well, don't say that I never treat you to some gloriously unique sights
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MGC's Urinal Odyssey (Yes, you lucky people you)
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Posted:Jul 5, 2012 4:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2012 2:26 pm
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Hello again one and all and my apologies once again for my decidedly infrequent posting these days 
Hmmmm....I really should pull my metaphorical finger out as I see that I've lost more watchers than Katie Holmes' Scientologist fanbase.
Anyhoo, what a treat I have for you all as I've been on a thrilling adventure.
Yes, forget trekking around the Arctic or The Amazon Basin; I've gone one better!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have almost completed my life's great work. Indeed, so important is this amazing chronicle that long after I have passed away it will doubtless benefit future generations.
This really is history in the making folks.
And what is it?
Why it's my A-Z of public conveniences of course
Yes, I've traveled up and down the length of the UK, sampling as I did, every public toilet I could find in order to rate them on such criteria as cleanliness, style and pleasure of use.
But I need your help to! To be a part of this historic event, simply send me your stories, pics or musings on public toilets and urinals you frequent so that I may add them to my ever increasing catalogue.
Hell, such an important work should not be limited to the UK alone; let's make this an international guide!
PS. Can anyone spot what is wrong in the above pic?
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I'm feeling nosey....
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Posted:Jun 6, 2012 5:49 am
Last Updated:Jul 9, 2012 5:22 pm
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Salutations once again all 
I hope that you are all well?
I've been mightily lapse on my blog recently for which I apologize profusely.
Anyhoo, just to let you all know that I'm still here (in spirit at least) I have a question folks....
One of my big weaknesses I'm ashamed to admit, is celebrity gossip and relating to this I especially like to hear from people who have actually met celebs and their subsequent opinions of them.
So....
Please spill the beans and feed my addiction everyone! Name any stars you've met and you're verdicts on them i.e. were they polite and friendly or else were they complete and utter basta- um, well somewhat less than friendly in fact
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The Big Friday Question (um....on a Wednesday)
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Posted:May 16, 2012 4:28 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2012 2:02 pm
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Long time readers of my blog may recall that I used to feature this every week (well, not EVERY week then but you get the picture).
Well, I've decided to dust it off and bring it back
To refresh and for those new here, this is the venue where I attempt to pose and glean your answers to the most important questions which we as a species face in our lives (heavy shit in other words!).
In fact, not to apply any pressure or anything but the very fate of humankind could depend upon your responses here!
With this in mind, are you ready for today's question?
Ok.......
In accordance with the New World Order conspiracy, who would make for the better, first World President between these two budding candidates:
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Darth Vader
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Montgomery Burns
Please discuss
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In the interests of equality....
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Posted:May 10, 2012 9:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2012 10:58 am
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.....I thought that I should demonstrate that it isn't only chaps who opt to perform painful and ill advised sexual acts upon themselves.
Proof? Have yourselves a ganders at the following lady.....
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 Strewth! Um....I think it's a lady at any rate 
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That's nailed it!
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Posted:May 2, 2012 3:54 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2012 1:54 pm
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I've shown you them cut in half, pierced with unusual objects, set aflame, tattooed, crushed and generally mutilated in a myriad of god awful manners; But what happens when all of the aforementioned fail to provide onlookers with any shock value anymore and all one is left with is what effectively equates to a redundant slab of ugly sliced meat?
Well, why not go the whole hog and nail the monstrosity to a board .....
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Is it just me or does anyone else here get the overpowering sense that there is some serious self loathing going on in this pic? 
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The May Pin Up
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Posted:May 2, 2012 6:31 am
Last Updated:May 11, 2012 1:52 pm
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Blimey, we're already in May which means it's time for this months gorgeous calender girl.....
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This is Gertrude who loves nothing more than knitting and masturbation (and sometimes both together)
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On a serious note...
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Posted:May 1, 2012 6:21 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2012 5:00 pm
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, please remember......
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Never do drugs
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Jethro's Revenge!
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Posted:Apr 25, 2012 10:26 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2012 2:33 pm
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Regular watchers may recall my and ’s Uncle Jethro who I have previously featured on here.
Yes, you remember him…..he was last seen displaying the decidedly antisocial behaviour of pissing all over our sofa whilst sitting on it!
Well as if aforementioned antics weren’t disagreeable enough it is my solemn regret to report that the dirty old bastard’s been at it again!
This time our uncle Jeff’ has been apprehended by the local police for a gross indecency offence; in a public place no less………
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Unfortunately following his arrest Jethro managed to escape (by pissing into the faces of the apprehending officers) and has since gone on the run.
As a result I would like to issue a heartfelt plea to my dear readers; Should you come across our uncle Jeff’, please, PLEASE find it in your hearts to do the kindest thing……..take him in and give him a home as we certainly don’t want the filthy old sod back!
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Arse kicking......the literal sense
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Posted:Apr 23, 2012 7:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2016 12:45 pm
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I'm sure that you all know by now how I like to keep my blog tasteful.....yes?
Well.....
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You know, this pic could make for a fine advertisement for sexual lubricant products
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Boobie Week
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Posted:Apr 12, 2012 9:54 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:45 pm
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What a fine idea this was, presenting the chance to ogle and salivate over scores of beautiful breast pics on here.
So to all the lovely ladies who participated, you have my sincere thanks  
Obviously, I sadly don't have boobies myself but not wishing to be left out of the celebrations, I can nonetheless present the glorious following.....
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MAN BOOBS AHOY!
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