Testicle Tuesday  

Mygentlecaress 47M
13293 posts
11/29/2011 7:06 am
Testicle Tuesday

Verily it's time to once again to celebrate the joys of bollocks with the lovely pussNbooties's, Testicle Tuesday
And what a fine pair of balls I have for you today which incidentally, clearly demonstrate that a cock and man danglers can indeed be a true work of art.....
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Quite incredible isn't it? Behold if you will how this chap has meticulously and cleverly sculpted his dick to (presumably) mimic the after effects of a gnarled old tree struck and split by lightning and pay special attention also to his scrotum (clearly the representation of the tree roots) which has the amazing added detail of a badger hole at the base of the trunk

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sweetest_wet 59F

11/29/2011 8:14 am

that's just wrong. Are you sure it isn't diseased? cuz who would do that on purpose?

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ilyan_72 49F
1473 posts
11/29/2011 8:45 am

¡¡¡que ascooooo!!! (that sickkkk!)

Greatest things are yet to come!!


cblgrl2005 113F
2584 posts
11/29/2011 9:10 am

That is sick---lmao


marysia4u 66F
15411 posts
11/29/2011 11:25 am

I think he should have the entire thing chopped off.


japaneseass 54F
50206 posts
11/29/2011 1:00 pm

    Quoting  :

my vagina even crawled up in my stomach...


traveljunkie13 53F
11089 posts
11/29/2011 2:38 pm

What. The. Fuck.


funfun5865 57F

11/29/2011 3:48 pm

OUCH!! But can he fuck with that thing?


MishaS13 52F
766 posts
11/29/2011 5:53 pm

OMG WTF Why ruin a perfect cock. WHY WHY !?


fancy_for_you 44F
3012 posts
11/29/2011 6:03 pm

Ugh I can't look....that just ... there's no words actually....shudders and feels the need to donate to people in need of medical care.

~~Fuzzy~~


PerpetoMobile13 64F
3218 posts
11/29/2011 7:18 pm


I've already been into an OMGWTF state this morning - going into second round of the same could cause tremendous psychological damage to my innocent soul... Remember - I should be handled with care.

Note to self:Send MGC your therapist bill!!!



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PonyGirl1965 56F
20225 posts
11/29/2011 10:11 pm

That is just heinous!! Did you notice his long frizzy hair and turbo sized pierced nipples?


blondegirlis 53F
4497 posts
11/29/2011 10:53 pm

I guess he thinks thats sexy??? ummm..NOT!


Vixn_Vella 46F  
14911 posts
11/30/2011 5:13 am

Forget his fucked up cock and look at his sad hair!!! He desperately needs conditioner and a trim.

I have no effing clue where I'm going and what I'm saying Vixn_Vella

Its not me....It's you.

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Deliciosita 49F

11/30/2011 3:17 pm

Is that real?


Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 5:21 am

    Quoting sweetest_wet:
    that's just wrong. Are you sure it isn't diseased? cuz who would do that on purpose?
This is all self induced I promise; the chap appears to have performed both a bisection and a subcision on his todger. For what reason I know not however

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 5:23 am

    Quoting  :

There's something about pics such as the above that always cause me to cross my legs in abject discomfort .

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 5:42 am

    Quoting ilyan_72:
    ¡¡¡que ascooooo!!! (that sickkkk!)
lol It is admittedly somewhat less than aesthetically glorious

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 5:43 am

lol The best of it is that the chap is clearly proud of this as evidenced by his willingness to post pics of it for all and sundry to behold (in probable horror)

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 5:45 am

    Quoting  :

lol It's kind of a tricky one to judge; Should one avoid food prior to looking at such pics and risk losing one's appetite or else should one chance peeking at such pics after a meal and risk bringing it all back up again

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 5:46 am

    Quoting marysia4u:
    I think he should have the entire thing chopped off.


lol Castration would indeed be the kindest option here, to put the poor thing out of it's misery

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 5:53 am

    Quoting  :

lol Viewing pics such as this are possibly even more disquieting for us poor chaps as we squirm in abject horror at the thoughts of our own members mutilated in similar manners

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 5:53 am

    Quoting japaneseass:
    my vagina even crawled up in my stomach...
Pics please!

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 7:20 am

    Quoting  :

From the looks of things, the chap is even beginning the initial stages of separation of his testes to

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 7:21 am

lol Those were my exact sentiments when I first laid eyes on this to

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 7:25 am

    Quoting  :

lol I've previously featured lots of these extreme penile modifications; I ought to do a 'Best Of' compilation in fact Here is my own personal favourite though.... WTF

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 7:26 am

    Quoting funfun5865:
    OUCH!! But can he fuck with that thing?
I'll wager that whenever he attempts penetration, the top of this flops in two

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:10 am

    Quoting  :

It's the true ingredient of nightmares

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 9:11 am

    Quoting  :

Maybe he was at a metal concert and moshed so hard that his penis split in two?

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:12 am

    Quoting MishaS13:
    OMG WTF Why ruin a perfect cock. WHY WHY !?
I'd say that this chap had some serious dispute with his penis one day and decided upon drastic measures to sort it out

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:16 am

    Quoting fancy_for_you:
    Ugh I can't look....that just ... there's no words actually....shudders and feels the need to donate to people in need of medical care.
I think donating towards a needle and thread would be of great help to this chap

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:17 am

    Quoting  :

I guess this scores top marks on a 'screwed up' scale

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 9:19 am

    Quoting  :

lol I fucking agree....Whole-fucking-heartedly in fact

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:20 am

    Quoting PerpetoMobile13:

    I've already been into an OMGWTF state this morning - going into second round of the same could cause tremendous psychological damage to my innocent soul... Remember - I should be handled with care.

    Note to self:Send MGC your therapist bill!!!


lol Ah, can I pay in installments? This chap is suing me for character defamation also

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 9:21 am

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lol But...but - I can sew it back together and you won't notice a thing I promise

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:23 am

    Quoting  :

Were Sigmund Freud alive today, he'd positively jump for joy at the chance to psychoanalyze this chap

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:24 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    That is just heinous!! Did you notice his long frizzy hair and turbo sized pierced nipples?
lol It's funny you should mention the nipple; In fact it is disturbing me almost as much as his cock

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:26 am

    Quoting blondegirlis:
    I guess he thinks thats sexy??? ummm..NOT!
lol I can picture the scene; A romantic dinner, some intimate conversation and then a seductive trip to the bedroom before both parties slowly undress. It's all set to be an evening to remember....that is until this chap drops his draws and his partner promptly runs screaming from the room

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:30 am

    Quoting  :

lol It's the kind of work that the late Salvador Dali might have produced had he ever taken up a profession as a mortician

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:34 am

    Quoting Vixn_Vella:
    Forget his fucked up cock and look at his sad hair!!! He desperately needs conditioner and a trim.
lol If he is sporting a frizzy mullet then he will surely represent the Holy Grail for my blog

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:35 am

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lol Work as a sculptor clearly isn't on the cards for this individual

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:42 am

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lol It's a little known fact that piercing one's nipple can lead to the unfortunate side effect of ones cock splitting in two; Luckily, I taped mine up when I pierced mine to prevent said shocking occurrence.....and instead suffered a full rectal prolapse

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:43 am

I'm afraid, very much so The chap has carried out a double procedure here, firstly a subcision of the shaft and then a bisection down the middle

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 9:44 am

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He may yet be in with a shot at next years Turner Prize

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/1/2011 9:47 am

    Quoting  :

Welcome to my blog Voices I can imagine both sides of this thing flapping around wildly as he nears underground water

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/1/2011 9:49 am

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It looks to me like he may have got drunk one night and whilst cutting sausages in a pan, mistaken his own nob for one....

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fancy_for_you 44F
3012 posts
12/1/2011 6:15 pm

    Quoting Mygentlecaress:
    I think donating towards a needle and thread would be of great help to this chap
I think he is way past needle and thread. Reminds me of a story I once heard about in an emergency room. A little old man whom's wife had been dead for years decided one day he needed to get circumcised. So the little old man boils a hunting knife and then soaks it in rubbing alcohol then he lays his dick out on his butcher block counter top and whacks 2/3'rd of it off. OUCHHHHHHHHHHH!

~~Fuzzy~~


Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/2/2011 1:45 am

    Quoting fancy_for_you:
    I think he is way past needle and thread. Reminds me of a story I once heard about in an emergency room. A little old man whom's wife had been dead for years decided one day he needed to get circumcised. So the little old man boils a hunting knife and then soaks it in rubbing alcohol then he lays his dick out on his butcher block counter top and whacks 2/3'rd of it off. OUCHHHHHHHHHHH!
lol Now there's a story that makes me cross my legs in some not inconsiderable discomfort

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youngntay01gmeil 44M

12/2/2011 4:29 am

OMG.. No more word.


bbcmastermind 36M
13 posts
12/2/2011 6:49 am

WTF!!!!!!!!!! *Barf* that look like someone didnt use a condom with the WRONG PERSON!!!


Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/2/2011 8:19 am

    Quoting bbcmastermind:
    WTF!!!!!!!!!! *Barf* that look like someone didnt use a condom with the WRONG PERSON!!!
Welcome to my blog Mind It looks as though the lady's juices may have been more caustic than hydrchloric acid

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rm_swooosh4190 31M  
26 posts
12/4/2011 8:25 am

What. The. Fuck.


Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/6/2011 5:40 am

Welcome to my blog Young

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/6/2011 5:41 am

    Quoting  :

I wish it were but this is sadly all too genuine I'm afraid; A (botched) bisection and subcision in one

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/6/2011 5:43 am

Welcome to my blog Swooosh
You echoed my sentiments exactly when I first laid eyes on the pic lol


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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/6/2011 5:45 am

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lol It would certainly be more forgivable and indeed, pitiable if that were the case but I fear that this is the result of a scalpel....and a very shaky hand by the looks of things

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/6/2011 5:46 am

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lol I'm told that my blog tends to have this unfortunate side effect quite often Obviously, I have no idea why mind you

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Mygentlecaress 47M
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12/6/2011 5:47 am

    Quoting  :

Welcome to my blog Fun

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newgirl70000 51F  
932 posts
12/6/2011 5:49 am

Where in gawd's name do you find these?!?

You know what I love about visitors to this blog though? You're faced with a man who's done that to himself and you all notice his hair love it!

NG

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/6/2011 8:36 am

    Quoting newgirl70000:
    Where in gawd's name do you find these?!?

    You know what I love about visitors to this blog though? You're faced with a man who's done that to himself and you all notice his hair love it!

    NG
lol It's probably a convoluted psychological defence mechanism involving the subconscious efficaciously obfuscating the visual horror of the mutilated manhood and instead redirecting our eyes elsewhere

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Just_MsRoss 47F

12/7/2011 6:19 pm

It looks like he had a make-shift... tunnel (?) carved throught he base of his cock and balls?

Who would want to do this to themselves? And what Dr in his right mind would agree?

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/7/2011 6:46 pm

    Quoting Just_MsRoss:
    It looks like he had a make-shift... tunnel (?) carved throught he base of his cock and balls?

    Who would want to do this to themselves? And what Dr in his right mind would agree?
I'm afraid that the truth is even more horrific (if that be possible); This is a full rectal prolapse in effect, a condition wherein the lower intestine actually becomes loose and effectively hangs out the anus I think a doctor is definitely called for for this poor chap

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SSMI22 41M

12/7/2011 8:38 pm

Must be an adventure just to take a piss...


Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 3:36 am

    Quoting SSMI22:
    Must be an adventure just to take a piss...
lol I'll say I bet the stream on this goes off like a garden sprinkler

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Chubby_Bicurious 49M

12/8/2011 11:13 am

OMFG !!! THAT'S derranged.


Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/8/2011 1:19 pm

It certainly is and the worst part is, should the chap change his mind and regret doing this to himself, it's irreversible

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FreakyFoxyVixen 33F  
42 posts
12/10/2011 10:19 pm

this is crazy.. how is it even possible


longdiclongtung 36M

12/12/2011 10:51 pm

Hello, was wondering if I could get to know you and maybe exchange pictures? 26, and doing my thing, come back through!


Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/15/2011 4:10 am

    Quoting  :

It certainly is; It looks like the chap hacked this with a serrated bread knife

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/15/2011 4:12 am

The best (or worst) part of it is that believe it or not, there is a whole subculture wherein this sort of mutilation is considered as aesthetically beautiful(!) (No really, I've seen the comments with my own eyes on a few of the extreme modification sites)

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Mygentlecaress 47M
13880 posts
12/15/2011 4:12 am

    Quoting longdiclongtung:
    Hello, was wondering if I could get to know you and maybe exchange pictures? 26, and doing my thing, come back through!
Welcome to my blog Long

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