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Naughtypursuit 52F  
1824 posts
3/25/2020 7:36 pm
Musical Vegetables

So apparently there is a 500-1000% increase in the purchasing of canned beans. Obviously some people are in this social distancing for the long run and hopefully its the same people that bought the toilet paper.

Okay Lindo cue the fart jokes...

Naughtypursuit 52F  
2563 posts
3/25/2020 7:37 pm

of course we all know people that are full of beans....

mc_justmc 59M  
5575 posts
3/25/2020 7:53 pm

Some of us are buying them as a means of getting points across to dim-witted shoppers. A 30 oz can of beans up side someone's head will wake them up.......... or knock them out.

Ravakievie1 55M  
36 posts
3/25/2020 7:54 pm

LOL...awesome...thanks for the laugh!

cwazywabbit009 55M
6195 posts
3/25/2020 8:01 pm

Those that felt the need to buy a 12 month supply of TP need to see a doctor about that before anything else. Om the plus side, sales of bidets are way up!

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oldcowby 60M
74 posts
3/25/2020 8:07 pm

insane buying I cant even find some staples

lonlyforlove2 77M  
3587 posts
3/25/2020 8:31 pm

it still is a joke here.. I just cant believe that you can't find ground beef and ALL the hamburger places are locked out!!! not even a big mac or whopper to be found..

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CumsDeep 58M
76 posts
3/25/2020 8:44 pm

It's all cuz of the cornteen...

CedarsPrince 40M
1085 posts
3/25/2020 9:03 pm

Hope they bought air fresheners and not scented candles

Paulxx001 63M  
15338 posts
3/25/2020 9:51 pm

Have you ever made your own baked beans? The long way?
Omg.. they're to d*e for.
I don't think beans affect me that way. You?
Or is it a Cowboy 🤠 myth?
It's funny though... sort of...

... is there another way to look at it.
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lindoboy100 57M
20669 posts
3/26/2020 4:19 am

Frankly McBum, I'm shocked and distraught that you would direct such a scurrilous accusation at me! How very dare you, I'm nortified and affronted. Phhsswweeerrrooaaoaammmppppllleee......oops!

Actually, I think this is just the population's response to the reduction in pollution caused by the lock-downs across the world. I mean, why save the planet when you can fart it into oblivion, no?

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azriel1970 49M  
29056 posts
3/26/2020 4:41 am

You know what is sad is there is no way they will eat all those beans either...... This show the ugly side of humanity.......

txslowpoke 66M  
2484 posts
3/26/2020 5:00 am

beans an pineapple make tropical music............ reason toliet paper sales are up is ... Everytime someone coughs now 20 people shit thier pants

pocogato12 67F  
32124 posts
3/26/2020 5:44 am

Um beans and music-in the key of F

Hmmm I see the need to make 7 bean chili today.

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merlot5555 64M  
239 posts
3/26/2020 6:22 am

...no TP... no problem.... hose 'em off! ...

lok4fun500 109M  
46036 posts
3/26/2020 7:24 am

I can make music from both ends, and I don't even need beans........

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lok4fun500 109M  
46036 posts
3/26/2020 7:25 am

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    of course we all know people that are full of beans....
and some are full of

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Tmptrzz 57F  
75099 posts
3/26/2020 10:24 am

You know it's so sad that people seem to feel the need to buy up all the TP in stores, but in saying that if you are going to be buying canned beans you might want to have enough TP to cover you for the time period beans are being eaten..

Here they are not just hoarding TP it's everything it's so sad as I don't know any stores here that have much of anything on the shelves. Our normal weekly ads are like one page, so sad indeed.

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drinksprite62 57M
4039 posts
3/26/2020 1:12 pm

all those beans will use up that stored tp. it always balances out.

cmere lets work on recipes......

waterdrop00 52M
127 posts
3/26/2020 8:37 pm

beans, beans, good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you fart
the more you fart, the more you eat
the more you eat, the more you sit on the toilet seat..

..social distancing is a good thing....

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