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Posted:Jun 24, 2019 5:17 pm
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Row Row Row your boat
Posted:May 12, 2020 6:10 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2020 5:25 am
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I like to exercise. Sex and exercise are my main source of therapy. I have been a gym rat and I have just done a lot of walking/hiking. With gyms closed right now and work insanely busy I found that I am gaining weight and so its time to get back on an exercise regime while I am still healthy. I do not suffer any issues as I live healthy - no smoking, rarely drinking, no fried food. I do not have blood pressure issues or high cholesterol but I do love food, I just try to limit it to healthier food, but ya there is chocolate. Normally my work has me physically active but not lately.

I have been doing some research on equipment to get. I narrowed it down to a rowing machine, an aeropilates machine, treadmill or elliptical. I decided to go with an aeropilates machine and its due to arrive any day. I am looking forward to using it. One of the key things that made me choose this over the other options is I think there may be some fringe benefits to it

I am thinking when all this is over, that this machine would be a great chance for some kinky sex play - what do you think?

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Musical Vegetables
Posted:Mar 25, 2020 7:36 pm
Last Updated:May 2, 2020 8:21 am
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So apparently there is a 500-1000% increase in the purchasing of canned beans. Obviously some people are in this social distancing for the long run and hopefully its the same people that bought the toilet paper.

Okay Lindo cue the fart jokes...
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Posted:Mar 24, 2020 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2020 6:28 pm
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I think a lot of self-importance is a product of fear. And fear, living in sort of an un-self-examined fear-based life, tends to lead to narcissism and self-importance. Moby
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Fifty Ways
Posted:Feb 26, 2020 5:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2020 7:09 pm
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You recall that Simon and Garfunkel hit - Fifty ways to leave your lover? Turns out there were only five in the lyrics and really Coy Roy isnt really a reason to drop someone...

You slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
You don't need to be coy, Roy. (Just get yourself free.)
Hop on the bus, Gus. (You don't need to discuss much.)
Just drop off the key, Lee. (And get yourself free.)

Here are more things you can do that will increase the likelihood that your lover will leave you:
Just act like a dick, Nick.
Be rude to her mom, Tom.
Tell her she's fat, Matt
Make noise when you chew, Lou.
Tell him you're gay, Mae.
Tell her you're straight, Kate.
Don't reply to her texts, Rex.
Be extra mean, Jean.
Always stare at your phone, Joan
Dress like a slob, Rob.
Call her the wrong name, James.
Embarrass him online, Adeline.
Forget an important date, Nate.
Have an affair, Claire.
Tell her how to behave, Dave.
Stop shaving your legs, Peg.
Constantly lie, Vi.
Always talk about your ex, Lex.
Hack his email, Abigail.
Pretend to be insane, Elaine.
Act really crazy, Daisy.
Fake your own death, Beth.
Say you have an STD, Dee

Say you want to leave, Steve.

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S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night
Posted:Feb 22, 2020 7:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2020 11:47 am
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When I was twelve thirteen my celebrity crush was the Bay City Rollers, Andy Gibb and Leif Garrett fast forward high school and I had poster of Eddie Van Halen in my locker. I just loved Eddie's smiling eyes.



One of the Bay City Rollers is coming our little city for a concert and boy has he changed. It got thinking as what my celebrity crushes look like now compared my new celebrity crushes.

What about you, who were, are your celebrity crushes? Who was hanging in your locker help you get through the day?
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I want to dance for you
Posted:Feb 13, 2020 4:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2020 1:05 pm
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I have an exhibitionist side. Well not really exhibitionist so much as I dont think the human body needs to be hidden and treated as taboo. We're all essentially the underneath our turtle necks.

I have always had a desire to go to a club and get up on stage and dance somewhat naked. I don't see myself as a stripper per se because I dont think I could do that as seductively as I have seen others do. However I would still like to dance naked and put on a show using some props. I have obviously done this for men I have been with, in the privacy of my home. Nothing like greeting him when he gets home with a little show.

I can't very well go to a club and do a show now, unless I went way of town, maybe a different country, it would be career limiting. I have just under 4 years to retire and well I hope to stay in shape, 4 years more on my body, is well 4 years more.



I am told I am a good dancer, but you know men they will say anything for a blowjob. I do love to dance and enjoy when I do get to go to part take.

I have been toying with the idea of recording a video and posting on here, of course body only. I just cant seem to narrow it down to what song.

What song would you recommend?
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How to treat Hysterical Women
Posted:Jan 31, 2020 6:32 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2020 5:37 am
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.The term hysteria — from the Greeks word for uterus - Hysterus— originated some twenty five hundred years ago and described symptoms experienced by women: fatigue, nervousness and depression. Hippocrates believed that these symptoms were caused by a “wandering uterus,”.

Anatomy aside, dildos apparently appeared as an answer to this set of problems, having been found in places dating back to this period. In Ancient Egypt, legend has it that Cleopatra filled a hollowed out gourd with bees and used it for clitoral stimulation. It’s likely just an urban legend, though: she probably just used dildos, like every other woman of her time.

From Medieval times throughout the Renaissance, village doctors viewed hysteria as a sign of sexual deprivation, and thus encouraged married hysteria sufferers to engage in rigorous sex to cure their ails.

In fact, for much of history, the pursuit of the female orgasm was more important than we’ve been led to believe: even in the Victorian era, sex guides touted the female orgasm as essential to pregnancy.

The Victorians did coin a term for the orgasm: hysterical paroxysm. The clinical definition added a degree of scientific legitimacy to the experience, but went along with a belief that masturbation was sinful and even harmful (although a few doctors conceded that it might have been okay for women on their periods).
If a “hysterical” woman was unmarried and didn’t have the option or interest in “rigorous sexual intercourse,” she still had to achieve that curative hysterical paroxysm somehow.

At first, midwives and medical doctors — predominantly men at the time — manually massaged a woman’s vulva and clitoral region in order for the woman to experience a “hysterical paroxysm.” The intended effect did wear off, meaning that women would come back for more treatment — and after a while, physicians ran into a significant challenge: their hands and wrists were getting tired and thus the first cases of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Thus the necessity for the first automated massager - a rather large, steam-powered one that practically took up an entire room and was known as “The Manipulator.”
Perhaps the most well-known iteration, in part because of the movie that dramatized the story, is Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville’s 1880 invention of the first electric vibrator.



Granville never meant to treat “hysterics” with his device; rather, he meant for it to treat muscle pain in men. Nevertheless, these devices reduced the time it took for women to achieve her paroxysm — helpful as at the time many doctors feared a “hysteria” epidemic — and soon became smaller and more portable, opening up the door for new innovations.

By eighteen ninety nine, five dollar battery-powered vibrators appeared in Sears catalogs as household appliances.

By the early twentieth century, women had the ability to treat their “hysteria” independently and at home, eliminating the need for office visits and saving the wrists of their grumbling doctors. The advertisements in Sears catalogs at the time called vibrators “aids that every woman appreciates.”

Once vibrators became widely available, the scope of their intended use broadened.
In the early nineteen twenties, they started popping up in brothels and later, porn films. By 1952, the American Medical Association dropped the term hysteria. Once it was apparent that vibrators had an explicitly sexual connotation, they disappeared from the consumer market almost as quickly as they’d appeared.

The seventies sexual revolution ushered in a more open approach to the vibrator, most notably with the famous Hitachi Magic Wand, which hit the scene in 1973. .Now they were coming to the forefront, so to speak

Today, vibrators exist in just about every iteration you could possibly imagine, varying in shape, size, color and intensity.

One study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that over half of women they surveyed had used a vibrator — and hearkening back to its medical origins, linked the usage of sex toys to health-conscious behaviors such as regular gynecological exams
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You've been blocked
Posted:Jan 28, 2020 6:53 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2020 6:15 am
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Don't sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.

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Etiquette in online sex/dating sites
Posted:Jan 26, 2020 7:59 am
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2020 11:14 am
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Internetiquette

-Your word is your worth - Avoid appeasing and making empty commitments, don't lie. Its better to be disappoint at the get-go then to build up deception over time

-Don't piss on the seedlings, they become Trees - assuming someone is a weed because you are not familiar with them or they seem unequal to you will only get you into trouble

-All Trees can be felled - no one is too tall, too strong, too powerful or impervious. Even a mighty tree can be felled by a tiny bug

-Any plant can heal or harm - depending on how you interact with it. Its better to understand nuances then to decree everything is absolute. Just because someone disagree with you does not make them evil

-Don't poison the pot (blogville) - if you pour poison into the well you drink from you will eventually feel the effects

-Whats good for the goose is good for the goose - just because someone does something their own way, they are saying what works for them. Its normal to compare and contrast but there is no need to set up competition or drama over it. -We have all walked in different shoes in our lives

-Follow the intent - rather then jumping to defensive/offensive/being triggered take a minute to reflect, better yet take 24 hours to reflect.

-Follow the rule of threefold - read everything three times, read your response three times.

-Remember you can catch more flies with honey then you can with sour milk

-Know yourself, dont mistake your dogs admiration as evidence that you are wonderful. Don't use knowing yourself as an excuse to excuse your bad behaviour.

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete everybody will respect you - Tzu
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PSA Where reality and fantasy collide - staying anonymous on the site
Posted:Jan 9, 2020 2:35 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2020 4:15 am
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If you are worried about the real world finding out you are on here , here are a few hints.

1. Dont post a picture of your face
2. Dont provide your - first or last
3. Dont talk about where you live
4. Be careful you do trust with your personal information

I know it shouldnt have to be said but apparently some people arent aware of these simple basic rules. Perhaps if I had shared this earlier they wouldnt have been blackmailed hereby a friend of their 's last summer saw their pictures and perhaps their activity would not show up on facey place.

Providing those few details can allow someone find you on facey place and find a whole slew of information about you. I wont even get into what happens on facey when you have not secured your profile.
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Leaving on a jet plane
Posted:Dec 30, 2019 12:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2020 4:22 am
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There is often the discussion of how far will you go to meet someone from the site. I have travelled within my fair province, and generally I can make it work with my work easily.

Now I am leaving on a jet plane to meet someone in the next province over. This trip is under my own finances (thank you points) and with other considerations someone would make when meeting someone off line.

My preference has been to find someone for ongoing and local however the invitation and opportunity presented itself, along with the fact that further opportunities are easily achieved in this instance.

How far will you go?
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Twelve Days of Sexmas Reboot
Posted:Dec 4, 2019 5:02 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2020 1:50 pm
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Remember that Christmas isn’t just about shopping and stuffing your face, it’s also about cheesy seasonal treatments

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave : A spanking over his knee.
Who doesn’t like a nice little spanking every now and then?

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave : love gloves.
Wrap up those presents

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave : French men.
Oooh lala - bien sur.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Four dirty words

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Five sex swings.
Sing loud like this, “se-eeee-x swings.” ( the crescendo)

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Six porns a-playing.
Watching porn at Christmas? tsk tsk

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave : Seven sperm a-swimming. So one sperm says the other “When do we get the ovaries?” The other replies, “Ovaries! We’re not even past the throat yet!” ( an oldie but goodie)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Eight toys a vibing.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to : guys stripping..
You pick the guys

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Ten peepers peeping.
For all you Cam voyeurs

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave : Eleven perverts kiiiking.
Cybersex anyone?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Twelve Sexy Bloggers
You know who you are

Twelve Sexy Bloggers
Eleven Perverts Kiiking
Ten Peepers Peeping
guys Undressing
Eight toys a vibing
Seven sperm a swimming
Six Porns a playing
Five sexxxeeee swings
Four Dirty words
French Men
Love Gloves
First a spanking over Santa's knee
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