Fuck Me Harder!!...And We'll Put In a Happy Little Tree Over Here  

New2Midlo 52M  
758 posts
4/30/2020 6:44 pm

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5/1/2020 12:23 pm

Fuck Me Harder!!...And We'll Put In a Happy Little Tree Over Here

In trading notes with the remaining ex, who recently resurfaced, she reminded me of one of the most amusing moments we had in bed.

It was a Saturday afternoon and we were relaxing to an episode of Bob Ross. We apparently began to feel frisky and after pausing Bob, we found ourselves in the heat of passion in my bedroom. I had a first floor master, so the living room was just outside the master bedroom. Anyway, as I'm thrusting deep inside her, her nearing her next orgasm, Bob Ross begins to talk about putting in happy little trees. The DVR I had would only pause for 20 minutes, then resume playing.

I rolled off of her, both of us laughing hysterically about our sexplay being interrupted by Bob Ross. Needless to say, I went out and properly shut Bob down, before returning to complete my mission.

New2Midlo 52M  
1065 posts
4/30/2020 6:45 pm

What's your favorite story of being interrupted, while in the heat of passion?

idblueswoman 63F  
830 posts
4/30/2020 7:42 pm

You had sex play with your then partner? Weird.

tsn4fun2 46M/44F  
257 posts
4/30/2020 9:19 pm

Bob Ross!! LOL! I remember him Happy little EVERYTHING! I can’t say that that’d be enough to stop us midstream... hahaha. We have learned to block everything else out having raised kids and all. Fun times fun times 🥳🥳

New2Midlo replies on 5/1/2020 6:17 am:
I tend to be quite task focused, so ordinary TV noise wouldn't have phased me. But Bob Ross commands your attention...

author51 59F  
129328 posts
4/30/2020 11:32 pm

That is too funny .Sex is meant to be fun in more ways than one.. Mine happened while being banged hard from behind and I lost my grip on the headboard. I hit my mouth and lost a front tooth because of it.. I called for him to stop, spit my tooth out, started to cry and than saw the humor in it and we both laughed.. Made for a great story also...lol.

New2Midlo replies on 5/1/2020 6:18 am:
That's a great story! Did you share with your dentist how your tooth got knocked out?

positively4you 72F  
4575 posts
5/1/2020 4:01 am

He took of my panties and slung them. They landed on the night stand on the lit candle. We had to stop to attend the small fire. . I really liked those panties. The sex was pretty hot.

New2Midlo replies on 5/1/2020 6:21 am:
There's a witty quip in there somewhere about your panties burning with desire, but I haven't had enough caffeine to put it together.

Do you keep a fire extinguisher in your bedroom now?

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