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Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... 🤔 Some pics... attached 😮🔥
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Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... 🤔 Some pics... attached 😮🔥 ill often stumb l acro s peop e... UGH ... ... hang on a second... damn site... OK. Fixed. We're good to go. 😊 I'll often stumble across people - in the 'real world' - who recognize me, come up... and ask ; "Paul, how can we succeed on sex sites?" And I tell them ; "I have no fucking idea. Why are you asking me?" They insist. I disagree. They beg. I make something up. Here's what I tell them... in point form. 1. Goals :  2. Profiles :  Men - why bother? As long as you have a dic pic, you're good to go. Blank résumés have always worked, yes ? 3. Profile Pics :  Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another. 4. Blogs : Sure... Do whatever you want, as long as you... And at THAT point those people - who asked me the question - have usually, lost interest in my answer. Hmmm... In any case, I'm not hoarding secrets. Everybody has a tip, right? In the meantime... here are some pics, for those of you, who stopped reading, after the words ; "I'll often stumble..." Yep... I often do. ........................................... Naked people below...  ...  ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This |
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Other secrets to success on sex sites? 🤔 Fresh underwear! That's what my mother always told me. 😊 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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(Note: I'm just doing this for the points. MY bank, cashes them in ; '500,000' and I get a coffee mug. A Hundred and Fourteen billion - and it's a small wide screen TV 📺 )😊 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Doggy
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Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening.. Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!
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Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read. LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud! Teeth - I do look at a nice smile! I'll add a couple: NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it! Good post- I like your points!!
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coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks!
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Coffee mug and tv are nice gifts, but I am having so much sex thanks to this website, I don't have time to drink coffee or watch tv! lol
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Great post!
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thanks for the tips
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Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers
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What a great piece of subtle sarcasm! Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
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Nice post! Funny!!
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Doggy ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Ha ha. Thanks for the laughs.
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Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening.. So ya ignore the ones that aren't filled up? 🤔 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read. LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud! Teeth - I do look at a nice smile! I'll add a couple: NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it! Good post- I like your points!! Happy to make you smile. Sure. I'd love to see those teeth! 😊😬 Unless someone's got them sitting in a glass. 😶 Ya know what I mean? ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks! I got a toaster... once. 😶 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Coffee mug and tv are nice gifts, but I am having so much sex thanks to this website, I don't have time to drink coffee or watch tv! lol ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Great post! Drop in any time. 👍 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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thanks for the tips ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers YOUR profile pic is perfect! 👍 😊 🔥 I'm sure you have YOUR tips... hmmm? 🤔 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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What a great piece of subtle sarcasm! I'll be fine, once the meds kick in Hey... Thanks for popping in. 👍 😊 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Nice post! Funny!! ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Ha ha. Thanks for the laughs. Say hello, any time. 👍 ⌚ ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here. If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first.
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If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here. If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first. Ooops.. Dirty fingers does seem to be an issue. There's tons of stuff. Right? 😗 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Yes, I got a message today, dirty nails holding his winky. Ummm, NO.
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Not interested means exactly that... Not interested. Don't get angry and send scathing messages to the point where you need to be blocked.
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Grey scale and lips used to be a craze, but now... teeth, are popular. yah...i remember the eyeball craze...but now, teeth??? yah...i think i saw him the other day...
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Yes, I got a message today, dirty nails holding his winky. Ummm, NO. Maybe, the guy's a mechanic. 🤔⭕❌ ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Not interested means exactly that... Not interested. Don't get angry and send scathing messages to the point where you need to be blocked. And then ya have to block them... you? Ooo.. they must REALLY be nasty. Hmmm... How was your taco? 🌮 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Grey scale and lips used to be a craze, but now... teeth, are popular. yah...i remember the eyeball craze...but now, teeth??? yah...i think i saw him the other day... Love... those candy canes. Howdja get them to hang like that? 🤔 🔥 💦 I can hang a few as well. Not sure, how many I can hang... before the little guy droops. I may need help . 😶 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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There are a small handful of guys who have Duck Lip pics, and/or animal face (catify/dogify) pics. I look at the age... and wonder if it's the IQ instead. ::shudders:::  Also group shots, just which one is YOU? What, who, and why are you hiding...  "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter" ~ Dr. Seuss My blog: ~* Musings from the Muse *~
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There are a small handful of guys who have Duck Lip pics, and/or animal face (catify/dogify) pics. I look at the age... and wonder if it's the IQ instead. ::shudders::: Also group shots, just which one is YOU? What, who, and why are you hiding... Ya never CAN figure out... who is there, can you? 🤔 🔥 So... dja have a favorite type of profile? What is the RIGHT way to do it? There is none... is there? CAT face? 🐱 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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I'm not sharing any of my secrets.
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I'm not sharing any of my secrets. Why bother? Most, of everyone... has their own plan. Don't they? 🤔 I amuse myself, You? ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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I don't have any teeth...better to suck you off Ya know what I mean? 
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I don't have any teeth...better to suck you off Ya know what I mean? But I'm pretty sure... yours are still there. It's a gut feeling. Either way. I can't say that I've ever had THAT experience, done THAT way. Ya know what I mean? 🤔 🔥 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Hey Paul, ..........Good Read!............ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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LMFAO my coffee mate..Brilliant post as usual I stumbled upon here...I saw a male profile where he had the word Piss written on his stomach and he was sitting on a toilet...That one pic. has inspired a blog post for me.. I wonder if he has been successful....Not......lol. One can never have enough JOY in their life...
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Hey Paul, ..........Good Read!............ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13 The dogs still getting along with you? 🤔 I always liked the midnight hours at work. Kinda peaceful. 👍 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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LMFAO my coffee mate..Brilliant post as usual I stumbled upon here...I saw a male profile where he had the word Piss written on his stomach and he was sitting on a toilet...That one pic. has inspired a blog post for me.. I wonder if he has been successful....Not......lol. Hey... if you laughed then I know, at least somebody got the joke here. 👍 I wonder how that guy did? 🤔 lol 😮 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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I'm with positively, no dirty nails or uncut ones. The long pinky nail ain't cool! Oh and yes, I laugh when they do have a pic and try to crop out the alleged spouse or ex gf. lol
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I'm with positively, no dirty nails or uncut ones. The long pinky nail ain't cool! Oh and yes, I laugh when they do have a pic and try to crop out the alleged spouse or ex gf. lol And in life in general... 😊 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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OMG far too much truth here hon... thanks for the chuckle.
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OMG far too much truth here hon... thanks for the chuckle. White, black, red... and skin... my favorites! 👍 🔥 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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There’s success on sex sites? The gladdest hours we know are those shared with a friend or two. Wilbur D. Nesbit
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Well you had me and would have for all 3 lol. Though I am not sure that is advice or more just how things seem to run around here these days......... Another great post my friend!!!!
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There’s success on sex sites? I imagine... everyone's answer would be different, right? ☕👍😁 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Well you had me and would have for all 3 lol. Though I am not sure that is advice or more just how things seem to run around here these days......... Another great post my friend!!!! Mostly it's 'tongue in cheek', satire. But let's face it... everyone follows their own plan here, right? 😮 Are ya havin fun? That's what counts, no? 🤔 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Paul, your a funny MOFO!
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Paul, your a funny MOFO! Hope you are too! 👍 😊 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Here you go. New Men of A FF   
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Here you go. New Men of A FF I shoulda just followed your blue print! 👍 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Excellent tips Paul! Yep, and they def made me smile as well - you do "know" people, eh?!  ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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Excellent tips Paul! Yep, and they def made me smile as well - you do "know" people, eh?! On another thought... I often wonder what Xmas 🎄 is like without snow. Of course... you're used to it, but what do you think? IF... ya had a choice? 🔥😮 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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I find that most people don't actually know what they want. They say one thing but mean something else entirely. So, that throws off their whole "game".
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I find that most people don't actually know what they want. They say one thing but mean something else entirely. So, that throws off their whole "game". Whatcha gonna do? 🤔 They're afraid of women. Performance anxiety disorder prevails. 🔥A lotta talk. No action. And some women are the same. Just too clingy... too desparate. ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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The art of sarcasm, especially in written format, is often lost on others  Keep writing for yourself. You will always be your best audience![image] Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.
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The art of sarcasm, especially in written format, is often lost on others Keep writing for yourself. You will always be your best audience![image] That's disappointing. Some people get it. Or... just give up and move on to another pasture. This gig doesn't pay much. And... I can't cash in 'flirts' at my bank. I've tried. ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Really? Lost? 🤔 That's disappointing. Some people get it. Or... just give up and move on to another pasture. This gig doesn't pay much. And... I can't cash in 'flirts' at my bank. I've tried. Definitely won't get rich on here, unless you decide to become a 'cam model'. Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.
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Yes, 'some' do get it. But it comes down to, do you write for yourself or the masses? Definitely won't get rich on here, unless you decide to become a 'cam model'. Ok... Thanks for the tip. 👍 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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True... They don't. Whatcha gonna do? 🤔 They're afraid of women. Performance anxiety disorder prevails. 🔥A lotta talk. No action. And some women are the same. Just too clingy... too desparate. I think people should talk with each other more, about REAL stuff, which will, in turn, bring more action. Some women perceive all talk and no action as a sign of performance anxiety. What if all that talk is just nerves? Same with the clingy and desperate, men perceive certain behaviors as clingy, desperate, or dramatic...when it could just be nerves. Rather than make snap judgements about people, I wish we would talk more with one another. In person, instead of text messages where things can be easily misconstrued.
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Truth? I think people should talk with each other more, about REAL stuff, which will, in turn, bring more action. Some women perceive all talk and no action as a sign of performance anxiety. What if all that talk is just nerves? Same with the clingy and desperate, men perceive certain behaviors as clingy, desperate, or dramatic...when it could just be nerves. Rather than make snap judgements about people, I wish we would talk more with one another. In person, instead of text messages where things can be easily misconstrued. I don't know how you can get to know anyone by texting or emailing alone. You HAVE to talk. Good point. 👍 ❗ ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Great post. Your sarcasm is great and you write well
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Great post. Your sarcasm is great and you write well Drop by any time. 👍 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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"Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another."  That was a good one babe, Lol... I'm not sure that people have a plan when they come here,,, theymighta thought they did, Lol... but for most,,, if you're gonna stick around... you're probably gonna have to adapt a bit?? This place is such a menagerie... no! Lol... I guess that's what I like about it... (and all the enlarged dick pics) of course, Lol... You probably shouldn't adapt any though sweetie  ... sarcastic funny is YOU, Lol  KJPutting your heart on your sleeve is a step towards making a lifelong friend!
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"Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another." That was a good one babe, Lol... I'm not sure that people have a plan when they come here,,, theymighta thought they did, Lol... but for most,,, if you're gonna stick around... you're probably gonna have to adapt a bit?? This place is such a menagerie... no! Lol... I guess that's what I like about it... (and all the enlarged dick pics) of course, Lol... You probably shouldn't adapt any though sweetie ... sarcastic funny is YOU, Lol KJMenagerie.. is a great word. I'd agree. It's like a 'stop action reality show', with a pace that's your own. Adapting... is something I have a feeling you're good at. 💕🤔 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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I'm glad SOMEBODY 'gets' me. lol... 😂 Menagerie.. is a great word. I'd agree. It's like a 'stop action reality show', with a pace that's your own. Adapting... is something I have a feeling you're good at. 💕🤔 for my 'pace'... yeah,,, I left it around here somewhere... might need help?  I'm all the time misplacing things, yelp! Lol... 'Adapting', that tells the whole story,,, right? Let's say a guy is staying over,,, with me! with you if you want  Lol... he gets in bed on the left side,,, now that's always been my side!!! If I scoot him over, he's just here for the night... if he ask which side I prefer,,, he's a cutie... he'll be gettin' breakfast in the morning,,, in bed!!!  Lol... That's me adapting, Lol... You adapt? of course you do! KJPutting your heart on your sleeve is a step towards making a lifelong friend!
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'Stop action reality',,, yesss, I like that description... At the moment, I must be looking for my 'pace'... yeah,,, I left it around here somewhere... might need help? I'm all the time misplacing things, yelp! Lol... 'Adapting', that tells the whole story,,, right? Let's say a guy is staying over,,, with me! with you if you want Lol... he gets in bed on the left side,,, now that's always been my side!!! If I scoot him over, he's just here for the night... if he ask which side I prefer,,, he's a cutie... he'll be gettin' breakfast in the morning,,, in bed!!! Lol... That's me adapting, Lol... You adapt? of course you do! KJYa know? I've ALWAYS asked which side she prefers. hmmm😊 So I get breakfast in bed? Kool! 👍 All I do, these days, is adapt. I'm easy going on most things... except for the speed limit. I seem to have an issue adapting to those imposed ceilings. I'm sure you'll 'find it' here... or there... somewhere. No doubt! 😎 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Hey... Happy to oblige. 😊 Enjoy the day. 👍🍷🍸🥃🥂🍻🇺🇸🦃🍽️☕ ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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OMG... absolutely the way it is... I get asked all the time the exact same thing. Yet I find myself scolding and lecturing. I was just helping a young chap out this morning and he asked me to tutor him on how to get laid. Like I’m his Mrs. Robinson? I gave him a mouthful, and in his good sense of having manners, he took my advise or more like my opinion. Maybe, we’ll see. I have a lengthy profile (not really, but to those who don’t have the capacity to read it is) and I included actual video footage of me stating exactly why I’m on the site. It doesen’t help and I end up blocking half the members who email me with their nasty dick pics and rude humiliating comments. I don’t get offended cause they don’t know better, They can’t get laid in the real world, what makes them think they will get laid on a site that targets getting laid. Men have lost the skill to pick up women. They have lost their respect for women and think just because she is on a sex site that they can humiliate and degrade her. They forget that on the other side of the screen, there is a human being (Most of the time, otherwise they get bots and prostitues). Does this mean all women need to be treated badly? No, in fact a lot of women on this site that I talk to hate it. Half the women I found out are men posing as women to get dick plies and flirt with other men. Now that wasn’t a shocker to me, but I find it interesting and funny. I feel bad for the good guys, but the bad guys deserve it. LO. Ok, enough of my blah blah blah...
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OMG... absolutely the way it is... I get asked all the time the exact same thing. Yet I find myself scolding and lecturing. I was just helping a young chap out this morning and he asked me to tutor him on how to get laid. Like I’m his Mrs. Robinson? I gave him a mouthful, and in his good sense of having manners, he took my advise or more like my opinion. Maybe, we’ll see. I have a lengthy profile (not really, but to those who don’t have the capacity to read it is) and I included actual video footage of me stating exactly why I’m on the site. It doesen’t help and I end up blocking half the members who email me with their nasty dick pics and rude humiliating comments. I don’t get offended cause they don’t know better, They can’t get laid in the real world, what makes them think they will get laid on a site that targets getting laid. Men have lost the skill to pick up women. They have lost their respect for women and think just because she is on a sex site that they can humiliate and degrade her. They forget that on the other side of the screen, there is a human being (Most of the time, otherwise they get bots and prostitues). Does this mean all women need to be treated badly? No, in fact a lot of women on this site that I talk to hate it. Half the women I found out are men posing as women to get dick plies and flirt with other men. Now that wasn’t a shocker to me, but I find it interesting and funny. I feel bad for the good guys, but the bad guys deserve it. LO. Ok, enough of my blah blah blah... True... about men having lost their ability to speak with women. You've made a lot of good points! 👍 So.... ya give lessons, do ya? 😊 I could use a few.... 😮🔥 Thanks for sharing your pov. I never mind reading thought out comments. Feel free to share, anytime! 👍 😊 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Looks like our profile needs some work. Thanks for the tips!
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Looks like our profile needs some work. Thanks for the tips! Set yourself up with a blog AND a blog mail box and WORK the system. You'll be fine. Drop by any time. Takes a little 'Sales' techniques to help things along. Best of luck. Let me know if you need any help. And let me know how things work out for you. 😊 👍 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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I liked the subtle sarcasm through the tips also. Very funny
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I liked the subtle sarcasm through the tips also. Very funny ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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Hillarious, I need to subscribe!
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Hillarious, I need to subscribe! Hey... Stop by any time. 👍 ... what.s in a pencil... it.s how you write that counts... Can you? Because... Only One In Ten Can Read This
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