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Posted:Nov 16, 2019 7:26 am
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Your dream partner?
Posted:Nov 15, 2019 9:35 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2019 11:16 am

Don't really have a specific type I'd go for and partner I mean more a FWB, because I'm still thoroughly enjoying single life. You never know what happens though. Maybe one day someone will just totally sweep me off of my feet.....

Anyway, my dream partner would be of a Chris Hemsworth built - tall, broad shouldered, a smile that'll get my knickers slightly damp. Irish accent would be a bonus. He'd love cooking (I'll do the dishes - just really dislike cooking). And as much fun in the bedroom as he is outside it of course.

Anyone of this description reading this, please feel free to get in touch

What would your dream partner look like? x
I'm back!!!!
Posted:Nov 14, 2019 6:34 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2019 3:33 am

After a long break, back for more fun - online, or even better offline Great to see some of my favourite bloggers are still here.

Off to clear my inbox now. 587 unread messages - apologies in advance for not replying to all of them....

Looking forward to catching up with some friends on here and maybe getting to know some new ones x
Married / attached
Posted:Dec 14, 2017 10:54 pm
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2018 9:29 am

As much as I try to avoid them, I can't at times avoid getting involved with a married or attached person. They either don't tell you - and if it says single on their profile, I actually assume they are and don't think to ask. Or they blatantly lie.

Every person has their reason to be on here, single or not, and I don't judge them. But I really don't want to get involved in someone else's relationship, possibly hurting someone I don't even know and who's done nothing wrong to me. In my opinion, if your relationship sucks, you fix it or end it. I don't want to hear about the sad stories and how you're not getting any.

So many times I've heard and read on here from attached guys who aren't happy at home, but have you actually considered what it's like for the 3rd person involved? To be left alone after you storm out the door back to your Mrs when you're done feels pretty rotten. It says on my profile I stay clear of attached people and I don't understand why some guys don't honour that and keep their distance.

I know I'm "all about men" in this post. There'll be lots of women as well who do the exact same, but since I'm here to meet men and I have no experiences with attached females, I've left them out of this .
Posted:Dec 7, 2017 5:18 am
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2018 8:01 am
Instead of focusing on meeting people for sex, I'm now going to parties. Private parties at someone's home, rent an apartment for the night, or recently I went to a social event in a swingers club. Love it!!!! Not going for sex, just the social part of it. Although there was a cheeky game of "spin the bottle" recently. Which is so NOT a kissing game!!! Another lesson learnt (I dropped out before everybody was totally naked though). Great way to meet people, get to know people and slowly (very slowly) get back on that again.

And I figured out where I went wrong with the greedy girls!! Where it can be such a buzz to just go straight for it (blind folded at times, I can't do that anymore. That's where the guys will think that all I want is my brains screwed out and I'm not bothered with anything else. Massive turn on when it's happening, but doesn't work for me afterwards.

Things are looking up again


Public humiliation
Posted:Aug 24, 2017 2:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2020 3:26 am

Before you get any ideas, this is not about the public humilition you will see on xhamster, or redtube, or whatever porn site you use. This is about my little adventure gone wrong and I'm struggling to put this one behind. me.

Went back to the swingers club I mentioned in a previous blog (actually been back a few time and kind of pictured myself becoming a regular). Not a busy night, but great atmosphere, great people and really good banter. Chatted to another couple for a little while and it was quite clear straight away we'd see them upstairs later on

Not long after, me and my date went upstairs and joined this couple in one of the rooms. My date with this stunning lovely girl and me with her partner. We were standing kissing, feeling each other up and he pulled my dress off me. Then turned around and walked away. Left me standing there half naked. Just left me!!!! And to my total shock quite a lot of people had come into our room and watched it all happen.

He was standing next to my date and this girl. After a little while I put my dress back on, went downstairs into the smoking room and cried my eyes out. How could anyone do something like this! Doesn't matter if you know them or not, you don't do this to anyone. Sat there sobbing in the smoking area (yes, I am now a smoker again as well).

My date came in after a while. Was so sorry and said that as soon as he found out what was going on he came looking for me. Took him long enough since it was the 2 guys with one girl, so I'm not buying it that he only realised about 20 minutes later I wasn't there.

I thought I was ok afterwards for a few days, but I now realise I'm not. Don't sleep at night, just going over and over what the hell happened and how someone I don't know can make me look like such a fool. Ego shattered to bits, confidence gone. It usually only takes a few days to get over disappointments, and most of the time I don't care at all and just replace one arsehole for a hopefully nicer person, but this time I can't seem to shake it off. No more swingers clubs and think I'm done with online dating for now.

I do have some jaw dropping first messages saved I will put on here at some point, so will still enter bloggers land on occasion. And hope this useless, worthless feeling will disappear soon. .

Posted:May 20, 2017 2:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2017 3:33 pm
It's not a bad thing when your date cancels.
I now have 2 hot men on their way over instead. Going to be a good night after all


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Treat for me
Posted:May 12, 2017 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2019 3:48 am
Tried to put this on as a poll, but pictures went out of context, so I'll just do it this way.

Got myself a wee treat for coming off the cigarettes.
Would like to put one of these on my profile, but not sure which one's best. What do you think?


Let's go swinging.....
Posted:Apr 25, 2017 12:31 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2018 1:01 pm
Had been keen for a while to go to a swingers club, however, being single makes it a bit more difficult (having no one to swing with kind of defeats the purpose of these places I think).

Few weeks ago a swingers club not too far away had their Easter party and noticed a lot of people I'd been chatting to were going. Figured it'd be the perfect night to go for it. Put a meet request on the dating site to see if anyone would come with me. Someone got in touch that a group of them were going and I was more than welcome to join them. Chatted to him and some other people of the group for a little while and was quite comfortable to go with them. The only downside I could see at that time was having to go back to the hotel by myself, but decided to not let that stop me.

Not long after I actually found a date for my big night! Things were just getting better and better!!

Big day arrived. Set off to the city. As soon as I got to the hotel I found a message that my date wasn't coming. Oh well, at least he had the decency to let me know and not stand me up.

Hair and make up disaster next. Ripped my stockings. And everything was going wrong. Was getting more and more nervous about meeting people I'd never actually met in real life as well. Since I was there anyway and someone I had met up with a few times was most likely going to be at the swingers club, I figured "what the hell, I AM going".

We met in a pub in town, before going to the club. I was the first one there, which made it even more awkward. Thankfully just a few minutes later the guy who invited me along with their group arrived. Things were starting to look up again. We got on really well from the start and he is better looking than in the pictures!! More people arrived not long after. All of them such genuine people and I'm so grateful they took me in as if I was part of their group forever.

Time to go swinging!!
We got to the club and you feel at ease instantly. The entire place, the atmosphere, the people there, everything seemed to fit perfectly.

Later on (much later on.....) I made it upstairs. We went into the "couples room". Little bit shocked to find about 30 people going at it in there. Started making out with my guy, but too distracted with everything going on around me, so I suggested we try a different room. There was one other room with the door open and not many people inside, so we went in and started over again. I was about to explode by now, I was that horny. Orgasm nr 1 was about 2 seconds after we had landed ourselves on the bed. Little bit embarrassed, since my plan was to not soak someone else's bed, or the person, but couldn't help myself

Just as he was about to come inside me I noticed he'd kind of lost it and he said he couldn't do it. I thought it was me that put him off by soaking him basically as soon we were on the bed! The lead up to coming here, the alcohol, super horny, super orgasm, strange place, so much to take in - this combination probably set me off and I got quite emotional. "It's not you, it's him" he said. And then I noticed someone had come onto the bed right next to us and was lying there wanking. Actually gave me quite a fright, since I'd never seen him appear next to us. Tears streaming down my face by then. Damn, this is turning into a disaster!! That poor guy underneath me probably didn't know what to do with me, but he was really kind and just held me until I'd gotten myself back together. Right let's get out of here!!

Back to the couples room......

We found a corner on one of the beds in there and he gave me some seriously amazing oral. Another couple on the same bed joined in for a little while. I think I'm going to have to change "straight" to "bi-curious" after them..... Another encounter like that and I might be fully converted to bi.

Then another person appeared. Didn't think I'd enjoy having sex with a stranger, always need to get to know the person a bit before taking it further, but it was a massive turn-on to just go for it with someone you never seen before, or spoke to. My guy made it quite clear to him I needed fucked (and I really, really did by that time). Mr B looked up to his Mrs who was behind me to make sure it was ok. Thought that was the sweetest thing to do actually and instantly ready to take him all the way. Fantastic sex, fantastic people and totally worn out both mentally and physically after we were done.

Mixed feelings about it when I got back to the hotel, but think that was mainly me not wanting to be by myself in that room. Definitely want to go back, but have to make sure I'm with someone I know and trust. Think that makes a big difference. And now I know what to expect it'll be 10 times better as well.

Despite the emotional spell, it was a great night. Considering going there for greedy girls next time (already have a pretty amazing chaperone for that occasion, someone I do know and trust completely).


Happy weekend!!
Posted:Apr 7, 2017 8:48 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2017 11:15 am
What better way to start your weekend - cheeky Friday afternoon session with someone who turned out to be even better looking and more fun than I'd expected


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New level of creepiness
Posted:Mar 31, 2017 11:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2017 1:48 pm
Someone sent a message a few days ago and attached his mug shot.
Turns out I actually kind of know him, he's from my home town, don't particularly like him and definitely don't want him to find out who I am. So replied back saying I wasn't interested (being nice about it mind) and left it at that.

The next day I get a message from someone who appeared to be a brand new member. So replied back asking him if he's new, or back for more.
"I'm new that's my first time ever for dating on a site like this. Feels like I'm a virgin lol. Is that a bad thing for you?"

Few messages sent back and forth. Seemed like a genuine guy.

"So what now? Do we meet for a drink, or keep chatting?" he asks.

Replied back suggesting we exchange mug shots first and take it from there. I normally don't send my picture first, but because he was new and I wanted him to know there are real and genuine people on here (which apparently doesn't happen very often), I stupidly attached my picture.

"I think we know each other already. Is that a problem?" with his picture attached.
Same guy as the day before!!!! "Yeah I feel like a virgin on here" my ass!!!! Why would someone do that if I already turned them down! And obviously he now knows who I am as well. Slick, lying, creepy loser. Not happy about this at all.

So my lesson for this time: Never send my picture first. Ever!!!!
And even after all the crap I've seen and heard on here, I'm still too trusting.


It's all in the name
Posted:Mar 30, 2017 4:50 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2017 1:30 am
It really is.
So many usernames are already such a turn off I won't read their messages or profiles.

For example:

I'll not bother with you. Fastfuck somewhere else.

You're disgusting

No thanks....

Anything related to Mr Grey or 50 shades
Think it turns us women on? No, it doesn't. In my opinion 50 shades is a load of over romantisised, boring rubbish (both film and book). A lot of us do enjoy tying up games, spanking, being man handled to some degree. I personally have quite a big submissive streak. But don't go all 50 shades about it. It won't work.


Suppose at least he's letting us know.

Ease off on the ego there. This goes for most usernames where it's obvious you're really quite pleased with yourself. It's quite a turn off.

Yep.... Name says it all.


You're sick!! And you make me sick!!! Should I report these kind of users? Would it actually result in them having to change their username or getting kicked off? Would've thought dating sites would stop people as soon as they sign up with usernames like these.

So if you have any of the above usernames, don't waste your time on me. Because you're sure as hell not getting any of my time. This goes for all the varieties of the above names. FastFucker100 will be just as quickly deleted as FastFucker the original.

There are lots of really good usernames out there though. I'll keep an eye out for them and list them another time. The right username seriously increases someone's chances on getting a reply I think. And it would be even more likely I'll respond, if your profile picture isn't a close-up of your genitals or arse


Posted:Mar 13, 2017 1:08 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2017 2:06 pm
20594 Views is not the only online dating site I use.
Not all that long ago I signed up to another adult dating site. A certain naughty pond I was floating around in. Just to see some different people really. Not that there's anything wrong with you lot, but most of you are 3 bloody billion miles away.

After chatting to someone on that other site for a while we exchanged . He suddenly disappeared from the site. Sent him a message asking why he'd come of this naughty pond. "Naughty pond? I was on net a cougar".


On this particular site you can write a diary, instead of blogs as we have here. So thought I'd write something on there about this.

"I know you won't approve this diary post, but would appreciate it if you pass this on to management. I don't appreciate me appearing on sites I would never sign up for. I'm not a cougar - I'm not on the hunt for younger males. I'm going to delete my account shortly, but hope you'll look into this and maybe even stop labelling people (although I highly doubt you will).

To my complete surprise they approved my post. Messages came flooding in. Turns out people could see me on "net a cougar", "easy mums", "naughty seniors" (really????!!!) and quite a few more. Couldn't believe what I was reading.

I know links to other sites as well, but so far none of them I found offensive, so I don't mind. But for these people to stick me on sites that are totally not me was pretty shocking. How dare they label me like that and put me on sites I would stay away from at all times. If they keep doing this they'll lose a lot of members I'm sure. And to be honest I hope they will. I'll stick to from now on.



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