Looking good...
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Posted:May 7, 2017 4:14 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2017 10:25 am
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I have a few pieces of clothing that make me feel really attractive. I added a dark olive green, long sleeved, Henley shirt to that list today. I'm sure it is all in my head, but I feel like there are some women who would really enjoy seeing it removed. The inside of my head is a pleasant place most of the time.
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Weekend plans
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Posted:May 6, 2017 5:41 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2017 10:25 am
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Your pants, they bother me. Take them off.
Your face would look better between my legs.
Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
......Thanks Pinterest
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Better than sex?
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Posted:May 5, 2017 4:52 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2017 4:46 pm
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We people say "such and such" is better than sex, they clearly haven't been having the right kind of sex.
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ReDickCuLus
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Posted:May 4, 2017 4:22 am
Last Updated:May 5, 2017 4:23 am
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Ridiculous is what you call a man making exaggerated claims regarding the size of his parts.
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Got half off
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Posted:May 3, 2017 3:38 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2017 7:46 pm
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I finally got a half day off from work. Unfortunately it took a particularly wicked headache to arrange that. I don't mind being interrupted for head but this didn't work so well.
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Sex positive blogs
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Posted:May 2, 2017 4:33 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2017 3:36 am
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I was looking for new posting material. (You did not think all of those jokes and puns were original did you?) I searched for sex blogs and came across the article below which I am shamelessly stealing. The links did not paste but I am sure you can seek out those sites that interest you. It looks like I have my bedtime reading set for quite awhile. The article came from a site titled Vivid and Brave. It is below.
NSFW warning: I chose blogs that weren’t especially visually explicit, rather than racy erotica or Tumblr blogs, rawr, but you might want to make sure your computer screen or phone isn’t wide open visible, just in case. At the end of the day, these are blogs that write about sex, so ya never know what they might post!
1. Dan Savage, Savage Love – Dan is just about one of the most brutally honest, sex positive guys you could ever go to for advice. I love his blunt, but loving dose of reality. In addition to the blog, he also has a long running podcast that is equally awesome. Get yourself a bottle of wine, and enjoy those archives!
2. Kimchi Cuddles – A poly, queer, genderqueer blog that is 100% awesome, thought provoking and fun…not least of all because, it’s a comic strip. What’s not to love?
3. Kendra Holliday, The Beautiful Kind – Kendra started her blog anonymously in 2006, and has since turned it into an openminded, all inclusive place for shy curious folks to come and explore their sexuality. We need more of those spaces, online and off.
4. Girl on the Net – Proving that yes, we girls can be downright nasty, perverted, hot ‘n heavy and that’s OK. Guys have had all the raunchy fun for way too long. It’s time for us ladies to speak up about our sexual needs, fantasies and turn ons. If liberation floats your boat, you’ll love this blog.
5. Hey Epiphora – There is literally an epic fuck-ton of sex toy review sites on the interwebs, most of them not so great. And seriously, I’m a fan of toys, but I want a little more oomph, a little more character to liven a review up. This blog is the ideal, IMHO. Funny, informative and jam packed with reviews. Check.it.out!
The above five are probably my favorites from my research, but the below are awesome in their own unique snowflake way. So click through, browse about and see which ones are your favorite. After all, it’s always something a bit different that floats our collective boats, yes?
6. Slutty Girl Problems
7. Redhead Bedhead
8. Walker Thornton
9. Molly’s Daily Kiss
10. CaraSutra
11. ErosBlog
12. Vagina Antics
13. The Dirty Normal
14. Dr. Nerd Love
15. Dangerous Lilly
16. Oh Joy Sex Toy
17. Sex Love Liberation
18. Ann St Vincent
19. Marriage Heat
20. Curvaceous Dee
I hope this gives you some more sex positive, kinky, body positive, mind bending fun to fill your day. And, if by reading a post on one of these awesome blogs…or perhaps following a link from this blog, to that blog and then finding a link there to the perfect sex blog for you, which then by reading, leads to your happily ever after sexual fulfillment…then my job is done!
And that, my friend, calls for a glass of wine. Hmmm. Perhaps even two?
Happy reading + till next time, xoxo.
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Teal balls?
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Posted:May 1, 2017 4:10 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2017 4:10 pm
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Blue balls are probably more accurate considering the current weather (cold) and dry spell (long) I'm enduring.
A number of years ago the "gettogethers" local group chat room was very active. One night the topic morphed to blue balls. I chimed in with that "it had been so long for me, teal balls was actually more appropriate." Everyone responded with laughter or "ewww, you need to get those checked." That's when I changed my chat room preferences to teal text.
It has once again been a loooong time. Probably between 2 and 3 months since getting anything other than my own soapy hand. I've often had to go longer, but this one is bothering me more. Seems like a form of spring fever. Grrrr and sigh.
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A condom a day...
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Posted:Apr 30, 2017 4:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2017 7:50 pm
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is way more than my average demand.
Cover your stump before you hump. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter No balloon, No party Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. Don't be silly, protect your willy. Don't be a prick, Cover your dick When in doubt, shroud your spout. Cover your skin, Before you break her in. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. Before you tap it cap it Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Wrap it before you Tap it Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. Before you dig for those Pearls, cover your Jewel. The right selection! Protect your erection. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. Bag it before you tag it! If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, No love. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke. If you go into heat, package your meat While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis A crank with armor, will never harm her If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye Don't be a dummy, Cum on her tummy Even If she's eager, protect her beaver Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink Cloak the joker before you poke her Encase that torch before you paint her porch Don't surprise her plug your Geyser Safe Sex or No Sex Cover that lumber before you pump her Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle Cage that snake then shake and bake Cover your peter it will be much neater
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The problem with the birds and the bees
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Posted:Apr 29, 2017 5:08 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2017 4:35 am
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What color is a bee? Black and Yellow.
How many wings does a bird have? Two.
How many teeth does a cat have? I don't know.
That's you're problem: You know a lot about the birds and the bees, but you don't know anything about pussy ...
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Coffee or blow job
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Posted:Apr 28, 2017 4:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2017 8:35 pm
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I was watching a video yesterday about blow jobs (See my earlier post regarding Sexplanations on YouTube). It reiterated the foods that tend to make a man taste better or not. It struck me that coffee was on the bad list.
I desperately hope I never find myself in the situation of having to choose between coffee and blow jobs.
Really.
I mean...
Please.
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One night liner
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Posted:Apr 27, 2017 4:07 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2017 4:36 am
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay; she said she didn't have time.
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The teacher in me?
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Posted:Apr 26, 2017 4:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2017 6:23 pm
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Find a woman who can text you the raunchiest things while using perfect grammar.
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sexplanations
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Posted:Apr 25, 2017 4:18 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2017 6:09 pm
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I rediscovered this YouTube series yesterday. A link appeared as I was browsing many combinations of words including sex. I blogged about it once quite a bit ago.
If you haven't visited it before it is worth popping your head in. It looks like they are up to 216 videos and counting. The host is smart, funny, frank, and honest. This is what sex education should be. I find many of the topics fascinating.
Go to YouTube and search for "sexplanations." Take a look and let me know what you think.
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To link to this blog (Prof10001) use [blog Prof10001] in your messages.
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