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Hello Dear.... 1 photo, 3 fans
Posted:Nov 8, 2019 2:38 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2019 5:40 pm

1 photo, 3 fans is the linguistic version of 2 girls, 1 cup.

The English language is unique, and the American dialect of the English language is in fact an oddity. But for those of us raised in this language it flows like a river. When it comes to foreigners who are challenged with learning our form of English, well, all I can offer is good luck sister . With training you might get it half right.

For this reason, I get such a kick out of the "bot" profiles that pop up on this site incessantly. Are there no Americans willing to work for whatever wages a "bot" person gets to create adult profiles? Probably not.

Every profile uses English almost correctly, until it glaringly doesn't. JessyLove9989 did a pretty good job when her profile flirted with mine. Well pretty good job if it was 1950 and I was Ward Cleaver. "Hello Dear", Really JessyLove? Hello dear has become a mantra for these fakes.

I have tried reaching out to these profiles, offering services to them to help them better navigate our singularly unique language. But alas, none have yet taken me up on that offer. To wit, I have not taken their bots up on their offers either. Fair is fair I guess.
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I was born the day I met you...
Posted:Jun 16, 2019 9:16 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2019 4:48 am

I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart

Pat DiNizio sure did lock onto a great interpretation of a quote/concept from a Humphrey Bogart film noir when he wrote In a lonely place as the lead singer of The Smithereens. The fact that Suzanne Vega was the voice in the chorus was icing on the cake.

Who among us has not had at least one such powerful love experience in their lifetime?

Won't you bring back your love that's out of sight?

Just so plugged into those emotions.
What type of porn do you like? The numbers are in...
Posted:Feb 2, 2019 2:03 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2019 7:34 pm
Porn Hub released it's 6th annual report of porn searches by gender. It was an interesting read and I will leave the interpretation to you all.
El Rey
Posted:Jan 29, 2019 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2019 4:41 am

I just finished watching one of the worst films I believe I have ever watched. From Dusk Til Dawn the George Clooney vampire film from 1996.

I just can't even...
Righty or Lefty?
Posted:Jan 23, 2019 3:33 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2019 7:29 pm

I'm curious how many of us here on TSDates are right or left handed? I have a theory regarding handedness and you all could help the professor with this research. I look forward to your replies.
Strongly Right Handed
Somewhat Right Handed
Strongly Left Handed
Somewhat Left Handed
Ambidextrous- equal in all tasks with both
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Big Mouth
Posted:Jan 22, 2019 4:27 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 3:03 pm
If you have not had a chance to see this incredibly irreverent comedy on Netflix, I highly recommend it. Nothing like flashbacks to middle school and puberty.
Sunday morning
Posted:Jan 20, 2019 6:56 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2019 1:11 pm

The sound of the wind and rain outside slowly brought me from cozy slumber to the dawning of a new day. Donning my plaid pajama bottoms I made my way to the kitchen to brew a pot of coffee and put biscuits in the oven.

I padded outside during a brief intermission in the storm to retrieve the Sunday paper. The sound Joe Jackson's "Sunday Papers" playing on a reel in my head as I discover that the newspaperman, or perhaps it was a newspaperwoman, missed the mark and my copy of the Post was now a heaping glob of dark grey matter floating in my flooded driveway.

Back inside, the aroma of coffee and biscuits fills me with the joy of life's little moments as I switch on the television just in time to catch the trumpeting sound of the CBS Sunday Morning program. Sadly, no longer hosted by Charles Osgood.

I flip on my iPad and ready the paper electronically while sipping my Cuban roast coffee.

How is your Sunday going so far?
Polygamy vs. polyamory
Posted:Jan 13, 2019 5:47 am
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2019 5:20 pm

Scanning through BaceFook this morning I came across an article from The Economist decrying polygamy in many parts of the world as the underlying agent for terrorism. The theory goes that because wealthy men marry 3-4 women, the poorest 30% of men cannot find a wife or afford the money to marry a woman. They cited the Sudan as a prime example. So these unmarried bachelors become restless and end up causing trouble.

This got me thinking about polyamory and the fact that most people I have known in poly relationships were women with multiple male partners, and often their primary only had 1 other female partner. Mathematically this system makes a great deal more sense as there would be decidedly fewer unattached men.

I have always enjoyed watching and even participating when my lady friend entertained additional men. I don't think of myself as a cuck, I just enjoy watching my lady friend receive pleasure in many different ways.

Tell me your thoughts on this.
The end of intimacy
Posted:Jan 4, 2019 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2019 1:30 pm

Are we, the good people of this website, the last generation of intimacy? Will they have to change the 5 love languages to 4 once physical touch is gone?

I keep reading statistics and hearing reports that physical intimacy in on the decline with the younger set. It appears that Japan is the harbinger of things to come here and across the globe.

Word on the street is that GenZ and iGen are nowhere near as physically intimate as previous generations. The upside is pregnancy has dropped over 30% in the past 20 , as has unwanted first sexual contacts. The downside is there may be a tipping point for these young folks where physical intimacy may disappear altogether for the aforementioned generations.

Well I for one will continue to seek out physical touch in all it's various and sundry forms. Let's go out with a bang.....
It appears that I am now 420 friendly...
Posted:Jan 1, 2019 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2019 6:27 pm

During all the NYE revelry last evening I inhaled. I had already imbibed a healthy portion of whiskey and the ball had already dropped. In fact the fluer de lis had also dropped. There was a group of us after partiers hanging out and one produced a joint.

I comfortable stating without equivocation that whiskey is in fact a "gateway" drug. Had I been sober, I would have passed on the grass. They do randomly drug test at work, but usually only if there is a problem. However, my inhibitions already in their depleted state, I went ahead and took a toke or two.

Strong stuff this modern weed. It's been at least 10 since I last partook. It felt really good and I enjoyed it thoroughly. So I guess now 420 friendly.
Economics of infidelity
Posted:Dec 31, 2018 6:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2019 7:36 am

I have a theory that when the economy is not doing so well and unemployment is high, infidelity is higher than when the economy is doing better and the unemployment rate is low.

Originally this was based on my own experiences back in 2008 and the years following when it seemed that there was no end to the of available partners for fun and frolic. Now, with a strong economy (not a political statement, per se) and the unemployment rate at record lows it's seems the of available partners has dwindled.

Recently I read of a study that seems to support this theory. Christin L. Munsch, Ph.D., assistant professor in the University of Connecticut’s Department of Sociology, examined the effect of relative earnings on infidelity. The study, “Her Support, His Support: Money, Masculinity, and Marital Infidelity.

The study found that both men and women who are economically dependent on their partner are more likely to cheat than if they bring home equal income or are the breadwinners, with men three times more inclined to do so.

I'd love to hear thoughts from others who are married and practice infidelity.
Who knew? Apparently everyone did.
Posted:Jun 6, 2018 8:36 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2018 7:07 am
While c_hatting up a friend at a neighbors soiree, I was introduced to Stitc_her. Well my friends, I am obsessed. Perhaps because I am older, or just never took the time to researc_h how to do it, I never learned how to listen to a podcast.

Well, now I am hooked!

My biggest c_hallenges now are keeping my phone battery from dropping to 0 and getting my work done instead of listening to Joe Rogan interviewing Candace Evans or spending 2 hours browsing Freakanomics radio.

So are there any podcasts you love and if so, do share!
Double your pleasure, double your fun...
Posted:May 29, 2018 7:41 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2018 5:03 pm
You may have read my previous rant regarding the downfall of that list by a guy named Craig. So you know my feelings about the deterioration of our online rights.

That being said, the resiliency of the web never ceases to amaze. When 0ne door, or personals section, closes another opens.

Let me introduce you to double List. Yes, DoubleList. It pales in comparison as there are fewer cities, in fact its more regional. For example all ads from users originating in the southern part of Florida are listed under "Miami". But connections do abound and they seem eager to fill the void created by the closing of Craig's other door.

I have posted a couple ads and have yet to get a "real" response, but I have had some good conversations with others whose ads I have responded to so there is some hope for this new site. Happy Surfing!!!
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