Hmmm Wonder_ful !!! and Random Celebrity Crush #1  

QuitetheSOP 53M
36 posts
6/30/2020 7:54 am
Hmmm Wonder_ful !!! and Random Celebrity Crush #1

I'm wise to the foibles of this site now.

I normally begin each posting with an old joke of the day but for reasons unknown, random words always seem to disappear from the first couple of sentences on a post and I don't want a cracking joke ruined.

So bear with me whilst I put up these opening sentences to get round this issue, I will not be defeated !

That should be enough, what do you think?...let's try...and now an old joke of the day...

I said to the gym instructor: "Can you teach me to do the splits? ’"

He said "How flexible are you?"

I said "I can’t make Tuesdays."

Go more...

"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed"

I wonder?...if any man on here with a standard membership has ever received a flirt from a woman half his age, 3,000 miles away and thought "Oooh she's really in to me, I must get the credit card out and upgrade so I can contact her."...I wonder?

I wonder?...if my libido has dwindled when I find myself admiring a piece of interior design in a profile photo on here instead of the naked woman or I think to myself that wardrobe in the background needs tidying up...I wonder?

I wonder? many women with profiles on this site...know they have a profile on this site?...I wonder?

I wonder?...if that 33 year old housewife who e-mailed me on here looking for some "hot and steamy action" appreciated the ironing I sent her?...I wonder?

I wonder?...if I am cut out for an orgy...there was once a documentary on tv here, featuring a couple who hosted dinner parties with a bit of frisky fun time afterwards.
As the meal concluded the four couples made their way from the dining area into the more comfy surroundings of the living room area. Not before too long the clothes were coming off but I remember all I could think about as I observed a naked man standing in front of two of the now naked women kneeling in front of him:

"They've just had a fish course! and they haven't disposed of the leftovers, that's just sitting there stagnating AND they haven't even put the pots and pans into soak...eeeeek! " ...could I take part in an orgy?...I wonder?

I might post some more wonderings shortly, in the meantime...what are you wondering? tell?...go on, you know you want to...

and no you can't say "I'm wondering why I'm reading this rubbish?"

and now a sight for sore first in an extra feature to accompany each posting...a random celebrity crush beginning with and in no particular order...drum roll...Liz Hurley...not sure Liz is much of an actress...but frankly who cares...
and as you can see below looks just as good in her 50s as she did 25 years ago when she wore 'that dress'...

MonsterCacti 35M
678 posts
6/30/2020 9:07 am

she has always been hot same with Kate Beckinsdale

QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:07 am:
Concur monstercacti concur.

author51 57F  
94579 posts
6/30/2020 8:49 am

    Quoting QuitetheSOP:
    So come on then...what are you wondering?
I am wondering where I can buy Liz Hurley's dress... I am also wondering how my afternoon post will turn I did a blog the other day on the Things That Make You Go Hmmm.Along these similar lines except not about Great post.....

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:11 am:
Cheers author...I have a dress just like it, just for research mind nothing kinky!...sure your post will be great, I did see your films of the 80s The Natural which is super duper and that's about something called baseball?

ricknice 55M  
16 posts
6/30/2020 8:47 am

I was a big Liz Hurley fan back in the day (that is to say, I "enjoyed" her pics for a while) - she is still soooooo fine!

QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:13 am:
I'm sure you 'enjoyed' her pictures rick...cheeky monkey!...hands off our English rose

lindoboy100 57M
21339 posts
6/30/2020 8:43 am

Bleeding nora McSOP, you've hit a new low with these, I'm proud of you!!

1. Was she sincere and honest, passionate and loyal, seeking for her true love, with a liberal spalsh of spelling errors? Yes? Well then it's definitely genuine a genuine approach and I think you should give me £200 quid for my expert advice on that!
2. Aye, ye've got to wonder at some of the photos......there are some sights you cannot un-see, and some particularly slovenly people with particularly bad taste.
3. If you believe the site, which I do, there are millions of gorgeous fake women on this site who know they are fake.
4. I quite enjoy ironing, it's therapeutic.....and I'd never trust anyone else to do mine!
5. I just couldn't share fluids with people I barely know like that. Some fantasies should remain fantasies, I'd be in the kitchen doing the dishes!

I reckon Betty's even more attractive now.

And neva mind quite the SOP, quite the blogging veteran you're becoming! I'm enjoying these emerging styles of yours, original, coherent and funny! Except for the jokes......

Pull ma finger.........

QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:19 am:
Gotta be honest lindo...the jokes are all for you...I know you love em….and even worse is to follow!...and at the orgy...I'd be on the travel scrabble!...and thanks for the comps...bit disorganised postings but...what the hell...

BiggLala 48F  
28374 posts
6/30/2020 8:19 am

if that 33 year old housewife who e-mailed me on here looking for some "hot and steamy action" appreciated the ironing I sent her?
-Bwahahahahaha!!! I wonder if this is the equivalent of when some women send a man a pic of her cat when he asks for a pic of her pussy. I wonder...

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QuitetheSOP replies on 6/30/2020 11:15 am:
I'm old bigglala...when I ask to see a picture of a woman's pussy, I am actually asking to see her cat...miaow...

QuitetheSOP 53M
74 posts
6/30/2020 8:02 am

So come on then...what are you wondering?

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