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I'm a dumpster fire
 
I have no sense of humor, poor grammar, and my spelling is atrocious. Don't blame me if you enjoy my postings. I don't get to express myself much in emails, so this is fun for me. You know what else I find fun? A whoopee cushion.
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Lost an argument with a 7-year-old
Feb 17 2:00 pm 10  Feb 27 10:47 am
This winter wonderland sucks.
Feb 15 10:12 am Feb 16 8:31 am
The Weather Monkey Wrench
Feb 14 9:17 pm Feb 14 9:18 pm
The Monster Truck Dildo.
Feb 9 7:14 pm Feb 14 1:14 pm
Superbowl…Super fail.
Feb 8 6:40 pm Feb 8 6:41 pm
Her worst date….ever…part 2.
Feb 6 4:27 pm Feb 6 4:28 pm
Her worst date….ever.
Feb 4 5:56 pm
I made a spur of the moment trip up to Denton, Tx
Feb 1 7:56 pm Feb 2 5:28 am
The Gary Project - Day 5
Jan 22 6:56 pm Jan 22 6:57 pm
The Gary Project – Day 4.
Jan 22 4:17 am Jan 22 4:18 am
Gary Project - Day 3
Jan 21 3:39 am Jan 21 3:40 am
Gary Project Day 2.
Jan 20 3:26 am Jan 20 4:19 am
The Gary Project – Day 1
Jan 19 6:40 am Jan 20 3:20 am
Things are just weird.
Jan 6 11:10 am Jan 6 11:11 am
Bittersweet Christmas
Dec 23 4:39 pm Dec 23 6:30 pm
Christmas lights – Next year, I’ll be going out of town
Dec 10 2:41 pm Dec 11 6:27 am
I had fun at work this morning.
Dec 4 7:11 pm Dec 4 7:11 pm
Gay men, fish?
Dec 2 3:43 pm Dec 3 7:28 pm
Weird bathroom encounter.
Nov 30 5:32 pm Dec 2 3:17 am
Wrote something....
Nov 25 1:41 pm Nov 26 7:52 pm
Free..and getting happier about it.
Nov 24 1:46 pm Nov 25 5:28 am
Day Two – The beat down.
Nov 13 8:44 am Nov 13 8:45 am
A lttle bit more... Jeeze this is longer than I thought.
Nov 12 6:03 am Nov 12 6:04 am
I have never been in a submarine.
Nov 11 4:21 pm Nov 11 4:29 pm
Eye Contact and Hello.
Nov 10 3:36 pm Nov 11 5:53 am
I slept well.
Nov 9 5:25 am
I'm disgusted and upset.
Nov 8 1:34 pm Nov 9 6:05 am
I have no idea what they are talking about.
Nov 6 1:52 pm
I'm in shock
Nov 6 3:46 am
My dick is sore from overuse.
Nov 4 5:44 pm Nov 5 3:51 am
Life gets complicated.
Sep 23 4:29 pm Sep 24 3:17 pm
During my “break” last week, work was overwhelming.
Sep 16 3:41 pm Sep 23 4:33 pm
The Friday break up…or not!
Sep 15 6:04 pm Sep 16 7:10 am
Conflicted.
Aug 24 7:51 pm Aug 25 9:01 am
I received a flirt...well lots of them
Aug 21 3:49 pm Aug 24 4:06 am
Ice Skating Fall down.
Aug 20 5:42 pm Aug 21 6:44 am
I hate waiting.
Aug 19 2:08 pm Aug 20 12:10 am
Last time I received flowers, years ago.
Aug 18 2:30 pm Aug 19 1:38 am
I am so confused about everything.
Aug 12 4:12 pm Aug 14 5:43 am
RIP little one.
Aug 4 7:42 pm Aug 5 3:48 pm
Church of the Sily con Bond Simulation
Aug 3 6:12 pm 17  Aug 4 7:46 pm
WTF Friday night.
Aug 2 2:10 pm Aug 3 3:00 am
My future date with author51
Jul 30 3:32 am Jul 30 3:32 am
I lost my nemesis, and I’m depressed about it.
Jul 28 6:54 pm Jul 28 7:58 pm
My observation…The bottle.
Jul 27 4:01 pm 11  Jul 28 9:16 am
I was found out at work today.
Jul 24 6:41 pm Jul 27 10:59 am
My worst day this year. RIP Melissa
Jul 23 1:28 pm
This is for men only – Women don’t read.
Jul 22 4:25 pm Jul 23 3:34 am
Not feeling it.
Jul 21 7:07 pm Jul 22 4:41 am
I’ve decided to blow up my life.
Jul 20 4:59 pm Jul 20 7:21 pm
I became a drug dealer and scammed a little old lady today.
Jul 18 6:35 pm 10  Jul 22 2:16 am
I tried to seduce a couple and failed.
Jul 17 8:10 pm Jul 18 6:52 pm
Pickle Apocalypse
Jul 16 3:31 pm Jul 16 4:30 pm
I will commit genocide.
Jul 15 6:35 pm 12  Jul 16 3:17 pm
Doing something different tonight.
Jul 14 2:37 pm Jul 14 7:41 pm
I tried to seduce a couple last night and failed….bad.
Jul 13 6:58 pm Jul 14 3:47 am
Discovered I was immortal today
Jul 12 11:07 am Jul 13 2:46 am
So depressed with my new setup
Jul 9 6:11 pm Jul 11 12:34 pm
My 2nd story submission- "Terri's Drama Chapter 002"
Jul 6 6:35 pm Jul 18 7:08 pm
My first story submission- "Terri's Drama Chapter 001"
Jul 5 5:47 pm
Fourth of July, Wasn’t my night on so many levels. #0006
Jul 5 12:53 pm
Confused on the buggyness of posting #0004 #0005
Jul 4 2:46 pm Jul 6 3:54 pm
One day after the 120mm rounds stopped #0004
Jul 4 1:58 pm
How come My Cosco doesn't sell condoms? #0003
Jul 3 8:29 pm
I hate the world I left my #0002
Jul 3 1:29 pm
My First Post #00001
Jul 3 8:43 am

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