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Busted ??  

Weeload2 59M
524 posts
12/10/2021 4:42 am
Busted ??

A couple of entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that read 'Two prostitutes - $50.00'

A<b> police </font></b>officer seeing the sign pulled the ladies over and advised that they had to remove the sign or go to jail.

Right about then a mini van passed by with a sign on the side of it that read 'Jesus Saves'

"How come you don't stop them ?" asked one of the girls.

"Well that's a different", said the officer "Their sign pertains to religion."

The two ladies pouted a bit but took down the sign and drove off peacefully.

The following day, the same<b> police </font></b>officer was running radar when he noticed the same two ladies driving around with another sign on their car.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed what the new sign read. "Two fallen angels seeking Peter - $50.00"





~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/10/2021 4:57 am

A couple of young entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that read 'Two prostitutes - $50.00'

A police officer seeing the sign pulled the ladies over and advised that they had to remove the sign or go to jail.

Right about then a mini van passed by with a sign on the side of it that read 'Jesus Saves'

"How come you don't stop them ?" asked one of the girls.

"Well that's a little different", said the officer "Their sign pertains to religion."

The two ladies pouted a bit but took down the sign and drove off peacefully.

The following day, the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two young ladies driving around with another sign on their car.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed what the new sign read. "Two fallen angels seeking Peter - $50.00"

~Wee~

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


author51 60F  
130010 posts
12/10/2021 5:06 am

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have me laughing out loud, and loudly too behind my trusty keyboard Guitar Man. Too damn Funny, Honey.. xoxo


Weeload2 replies on 12/10/2021 5:20 am:
It was the cases of wine and vibrators that did it.. right ?? lmao

Sexaddkt70 72M

12/10/2021 6:33 am

Funny


Weeload2 replies on 12/10/2021 7:02 am:

EnigmaInitiative 54F
6054 posts
12/10/2021 7:17 am

Good one

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


Weeload2 replies on 12/10/2021 7:32 am:
Nice pictures on your HNW blog post this week too !!


Tmptrzz 60F  
107039 posts
12/10/2021 10:13 am

Great one as I have heard this one before.. Happy Friday to you may it be s great start to your weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Weeload2 replies on 12/11/2021 2:39 am:
Always good the second time around too ! thanks

staci_19702 52T  
3767 posts
12/10/2021 10:30 am

Great giggles today. Thanks!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Weeload2 replies on 12/11/2021 2:40 am:
I agree.. have a good weekend !

mufdiver69er2 62M
1951 posts
12/10/2021 10:34 am

i think those are the same two ladys that just hotlisted me...grins

woop woop


Weeload2 replies on 12/11/2021 2:40 am:
that reply is even better than the joke ! haha

EnigmaInitiative 54F
6054 posts
12/10/2021 4:18 pm

Nice pictures on your HNW blog post this week too !!

Thank you kindly

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


Weeload2 replies on 12/11/2021 2:41 am:
... simply paying compliment where it is due !! take care..

PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
12/10/2021 11:43 pm

Fabulous! LOLOL
Very enticing pic too


Weeload2 replies on 12/11/2021 2:42 am:
I lick the picture too.. woohoo. Always have to put up a good picha !

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